Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 414 Sexy Ah Li Beats Up Ashes Online
Medicine King Valley, Qin Lang's thatched cottage.

Today is a day when we've attracted a big thief.

The room was in complete disarray, and Xiaoxue, the culprit who caused all of this, was pressing her ear to a small box, trying to open it.

She had seen this small box several times, but each time she wanted to see what was inside, her master stopped her.

I imagine that if there were a diary, it would be in this little box.

She held the small box, her eyes glancing at the small walnuts on the table belonging to the woman named Fu Ji.

The video playing above is a paid tutorial video recorded by Lao Tang.

[Section Two: How to Open the Small Box of a Mahayana Practitioner]

Following the instructions in the video, Xiaoxue summoned vine roots, which transformed into the shape of a screwdriver.

Carefully tap here and poke there, and occasionally moisten the roots with a fuji (a type of herbal remedy) to keep the area moist.

Besides helping with the waxing, Fuhime was also busy with important matters.

She was busy restoring the room, which Xiaoxue had turned upside down, to its original state, and also helping out with some small tasks.

For example, sharing some things.

Fu Ji sat in front of a large wooden box, touching the sharp-headed ginseng inside.

According to the note in the box, these were birthday gifts prepared by Master Qin for Xiaoxue.

However, not knowing exactly when Xiaoxue was planted in the Buddhist order, he dared not ask. Furthermore, due to his constant absences from the world, he put the matter aside.

In the end, I forgot about it.

However, Xiaoxue didn't care. After she found the box, she handed it over to Fuji.

"Just divide it up casually, give a little to each of my fellow disciples, I can't eat this much."

That's what Xiaoxue said.

Fuhime naturally complied.

She conjured two mouths, counting and humming a little tune as she divided the ginseng.

"One for me, one for Senior Sister Xiaoxue, one for me, one for Senior Brother, one for me, and one for Second Senior Brother."

That's pretty fair.

After Fu Ji diligently divided up the ginseng, Xiao Xue had just finished her lock-picking mission.

After a faint buzzing sound, the box lit up with a green light, followed by a soft click as the lid popped open.

"It's open, it's open!" Xiaoxue called out.

Fuhime rolled over, climbed onto Xiaoxue's back, and looked into the box.

The box contained several thread-bound books.

"Hmm, this is... 'Ghost Blows the Root', what is this?"

Xiaoxue took out the top book, "Ghost Blows the Root," and blew off non-existent dust.

"It must be a ghost story. Just imagine, when we're sleeping in the ground, if a little ghost suddenly comes and blows wind on the tree roots, that would be really scary."

As Fuhime spoke, she casually plucked a root from a small snow plant and put it in her mouth, blowing on it as she did so.

Xiaoxue ignored Fuji's nonsense, opened "Ghost Blows Root" and flipped directly to the middle.

Chapter Eleven, "The Menopausal Queen Rises from Her Coffin, the Young Taoist Priest Battles Loulan with His Golden Spear"

The queen was completely naked...

*Snap!* Before Fu Ji could see the contents, Xiao Xue quickly closed the tattered book.

She turned to the title page and saw the author's signature, along with the words "carrying an umbrella but not a knife during the day," and thought to herself, "Just as I thought."

It was written by that unlucky kid Zhang Ze.

"What's written in the book! Let me see!" Fu Ji was very curious, having not seen the contents.

"Kids, don't look!" Xiaoxue pushed Fuji away.

"I'm not a child! By age, I'm older than all of you. Let me see!"

"Then don't look, old lady. In short, don't look."

"No, I want to see it!"

Unable to resist the increasingly indescribable Fu Ji behind her, Xiao Xue had no choice but to slap Fu Ji against the wall and freeze her in place with a finger.

After things quieted down, Xiaoxue took out the remaining books from the box.

"The Dream of the Yellow Maiden", "The Path to Heaven", and "The Boy and the Cicada".
The authors are either Zhang Ze or Meimei, and none of them are serious books.

"Ha, how sad, so Master also reads this kind of thing."

Just as Xiaoxue was about to keep her master's little quirk a secret, a soft cough suddenly sounded behind her.

"Hey, what are you flipping through?"

Xiaoxue was startled. When she turned around, she found her long-lost master standing right behind her.

She glanced at Fu Ji, giving her a knowing look.

Why didn't you remind me?

Fuhime blinked, responding with her eyes.

'You've frozen me in place, and besides, that's the Valley Master! What can I do?'

"Stop blaming Fu Ji, what exactly are you looking for by searching my room?" Qin Lang raised his hand and took back the box full of forbidden books, then flicked his finger to release the restraints on Fu Ji.

"Master, how did you find out about me?" Xiaoxue chuckled, not answering, but asking another question instead.

She felt that her actions were quite discreet and shouldn't have been discovered.

Qin Lang didn't answer directly, but instead raised his hand and traced a line on the small walnut on the table.

"I've told you so many times, don't read from the middle of a book."

As Qin Lang swiped his finger, the chicken-stealing tutorial video recorded by Lao Tang was moved to the previous section.

[Section 1: How to avoid being discovered by Mahayana Lao Deng]

"Hehehe, not next time." Xiaoxue laughed awkwardly.

"Tell me, what exactly happened?" Qin Lang waved his hand to restore the room, which had been ransacked, to its original state, and gestured for Xiaoxue and Fuji to find a place to sit.

"We're looking for the diary you wrote when you were in Changzhou!" Fu Ji reported, raising her hand.

"A diary?" Qin Lang shook his head and laughed upon hearing this. "I tore it up a long time ago."

Xiaoxue: "Torn it?!"

"Otherwise, what good person would keep a diary?" Qin Lang flicked Xiaoxue's forehead. "What exactly happened in Changzhou? Why do you care about that?"

Because he happened to be away during that time, he knew nothing about the Black Stone or Zhang Ze turning into a stone to go to Changzhou to find Shi Xiu.

"My senior brother found a lot of turnips at Luoyu Mountain in Changzhou... Look, these are them. He wants to ask what these things are?"

Fu Ji held up her phone and showed Qin Lang the footage that Zhang Ze had secretly taken.

Upon seeing the cabbage, Qin Lang frowned slightly.

"What's wrong, Master?" Xiaoxue shrank her neck, somewhat frightened.

She hadn't seen her master so serious in a long time.

Qin Lang pondered for a moment before speaking.

"Xiaoxue, you come with me to Changzhou. Fuji, go to the Beast Taming Sect and inform Li Wenzhou (the old sect leader of the Beast Taming Sect) so that he and Old Turtle Zhuluo can come to Changzhou to meet me."

"Oh, so soon? What are those little things?" Xiaoxue got up from the futon, somewhat curious.

“That was Changzhou’s nightmare,” Qin Lang said solemnly.

Changzhou, Luoyu Mountain.

Zhang Ze followed the cabbage through the pale green door, and a sense of familiarity welled up in his heart, as if he had experienced this feeling before.

However, before Zhang Ze could think about it further, he froze on the spot after seeing what was behind the door.

Because the art style here is a bit off.

What you see before you is not a cave or grotto that is everywhere in the four continents, but a secluded space with a rather unique style.

The top of the space is a membrane of light that emits a constant glow, rippling like the ocean.

Grayish-white cylindrical metal buildings stand in an orderly fashion in this unknown space, forming groups of twenty, creating a settlement similar to a neighborhood.

At the center of every three blocks, there is a trapezoidal pyramid, with a teardrop-shaped statue embedded at the top, but the statue is broken and seems to have long lost its function.

In the southwest corner of the space, lush vegetation grows, covering all the silver-gray buildings and obscuring the actual condition of the structures.

"Ah this."

Although the existence of Xiangxiang's current form and that starship engine had already given Zhang Ze a heads-up.

But seeing the city before me, I can't say it was completely unexpected; I can only say I was certainly not mentally prepared.

This place is quite different from Changzhou, inside and out.

It's like Rambo snapped his fingers and became Iron Man, or Grandma Li's cellar downstairs was hiding Wakanda, or you took a taxi to the Drum Tower and saw Pandora as soon as you got out of the car.

Zhang Ze glanced at the Little Genius children's smartwatch on his wrist, and unsurprisingly, there was no signal at all.

Before Zhang Ze could make any further move, the turnip that had led him into the area started gurgling again. Zhang Ze was startled, thinking he had been discovered.

A moment later, more turnips emerged from the surrounding buildings; they all looked identical and indistinguishable.

Fortunately, they weren't carrying knives or axes, and without any snoring, they all stepped forward and chopped Zhang Ze into pieces.

Each of them held a small black stone in its hand.

The turnips held up the black stones, echoing the voices of their companions, and the gurgling sounds gradually merged into a chorus, eventually transforming into a wave of sound.

"Welcome, friend! We'll be going home soon!"

Go home? Isn't this their home?

Zhang Ze didn't understand, but the turnips didn't explain either. After the brief welcoming ceremony, they hurriedly dispersed, leaving only seven that hadn't left.

The number corresponds exactly to Zhang Ze and the six little ones from the six sects who were hypnotized by the black stone.

"Come with me, I'll take you to rest. Once you're rested, you'll have to fulfill your civic duties."

A slender, translucent green hand emerged from under the petal-shaped skirt. The turnip that had led Zhang Ze and the others into this place gently took Zhang Ze's hand, gesturing for him to follow it.

Zhang Ze thought about it for a moment, then didn't resist and followed.

Walking straight down the street, after entering the city, Zhang Ze felt the eeriness of the place even more clearly.

This is a city that has long lost its vitality, but it is not deserted. Zhang Ze can see people coming and going between communities from time to time. Judging from their clothes and appearance, most of them are humans and demons from the Eastern Continent.

The majority of the population in Changzhou are locals, but occasionally you can see people from other places, and you can even spot a few intelligent mythical beasts.

No one was physically restrained, but there was no resistance or escape either.

They were all doing their jobs, using the most primitive methods, moving and pushing various broken pieces of equipment by hand, disassembling these devices that would never start and placing them in the right or wrong positions.

"Rest first, no rush, it'll be quick~" Big Cabbage's voice was intermittent, it was unclear whether he was talking to Zhang Ze or talking to himself.

Leading Zhang Ze to the front of a house, Da Tou Cai pointed to the broken door and said, "Rest here. I'll come see you tomorrow, friend."

Zhang Ze watched Da Tou Cai's departing figure, then glanced at the scratched gate behind him, and after thinking for a moment, went inside.

The building has three floors, and the interior space is the same size as when viewed from the outside. The way the three floors are connected is a bit strange. A long metal pole covered with small protrusions stands in the center of the hall, connecting the upper and lower floors, seemingly for climbing upstairs. To go downstairs, one needs to use a slide built in the corner.

However, both the long pole and the slide blocked the way to the second floor.

Zhang Ze did not go directly to the second floor to investigate, but went to his room on the first floor first. The room was not furnished, and the walls were also covered with scratches. Where the bed was originally, there was a huge bird's nest.

The nest was lined with banana leaves that had been picked up from outside.

This nest must be the resting place that the group of turnips prepared for him.

Zhang Ze thought for a moment, then instead of lying down, he took something out of his treasure bag.

It's a bit perverse, but it's perfect for now.

Zhang Ze took out a one-to-one replica of himself.

During a recent crackdown on piracy in Qianji Town, we discovered this item in a black market den that wasn't owned by the "King of Piracy." The item was exquisitely crafted; it was so realistic that pressing the mechanism could even simulate breathing.

No one knows which perverted bastard made it. Because it was made so realistically, it was difficult to deal with, so they had no choice but to hand it over to Zhang Ze himself.

Tracing its origin, it seemed to point directly to Lingzhou, where the Heavenly Sect was located, but just as they were about to continue their investigation, all the clues went cold.

Helpless, they could only ask someone they knew in the Heavenly Sect, the seemingly normal Senior Sister Lu, to help them search.

This pervert must be brought to justice.

Although his junior sister had offered a large sum of money to buy the item as a souvenir, Zhang Zening refused. After a battle, he put his mold into his magic bag, intending to destroy it at a later date.

However, because an auspicious day could not be chosen, this broken thing has been kept until now.

I never expected it would come in so handy now.

Zhang Ze pried open the mouth of his model, enduring the nausea, and stuffed about twenty Thousand Machine Thunders inside. He then rolled up six sets of Five Thunder Cloud-Shaking Talismans inside the model's clothes and under its armpits before carefully placing it in the bird's nest and posing it in a sleeping position.

After making the arrangements, Zhang Ze quietly left the room.

First, find Ah Li.

……

Finding Ah Li was not difficult. The inextricable connection between the two had never been severed. Following the direction of his intuition, Zhang Ze quickly found Ah Li's location.

Inside a community pyramid.

Although they were arrested one after the other, Ah Li did not receive the same treatment as Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze can rest, but it has to work.

Silly Longlong is online playing games.

Ah Li, with a serene expression, ran back and forth carrying a small bucket, using her small arms and legs to move bucket after bucket of the mud she had prepared to the designated location.

Meanwhile, Monkey King was over there, smoothing out the mortar and putty with a trowel.

Their skill was so adept it was heartbreaking.

They were 'repairing' a semi-circular device with a huge hole in its side caused by some kind of explosion, revealing complex piping and melted-down, unidentified equipment inside.

Zhang Ze didn't know what this thing was for, but he was certain that Monkey King and Ah Li's repair methods were meaningless.

What's the point of patching up a shell when the inside is completely rotten?

Zhang Ze stepped forward, took off his black bodysuit, poked Ah Li, and whispered in its ear.

"Hey, wake up."

Despite Zhang Zeyou's friendly call, A Li did not respond, but instead focused intently on dusting off the dust in front of her, like a true ox or horse.

Seeing Ah Li's appearance, Zhang Ze frowned slightly.

'So... those turnip-wielding officials aren't arresting people to inject eggs, but to recruit free sex workers?'

Although we don't know what happened, the most important thing is to wake Ah Li up.

Quickly grab the bucket and run.

"My Li, try this." Zhang Ze held a steel bar to Li's lips.

But Ah Li acted as if she didn't see him, simply bypassing Zhang Ze who was blocking her way, and continued to collect the ashes with her bucket.

After his simple attempt to entice her with delicious food failed as expected, Zhang Ze changed his approach.

The only thing that can defeat a hypnosis app is another hypnosis app.

Zhang Ze took out a black stone he had obtained from the Two Red Apes, erased the entries for "[No underwear]", "Cultivation Girl", "Female White Tiger", and "Length 18", and then recompiled them.

It was turned into...

[The World's Best Food] [The Rice Master's Greatest Masterpiece] [The Ultimate Pork Knuckle Rice Set Meal] [Enjoy Silky Smoothness While Traveling Through Mountains and Seas]

Zhang Ze waved the black stone in front of Ah Li.

"Wake up, my Ah Li."

Looking at the black stone in Zhang Ze's hand, A Li's eyes flickered, as if she was going through some kind of internal struggle.

On one side is freedom and delicious food, on the other is the forced responsibilities imposed upon us like cattle and horses.

However, after a moment, Ah Li's eyes returned to calm.

It seems I've already entered a sea of ​​suffering, where there's no more true affection to stir my heart; only ashes remain.

"We can't let him be covered in dust for the rest of his life, can we?" Zhang Ze reached out and slapped Ah Li twice. The stone hit Ah Li's dragon scales, sending sparks flying.

Ah Li remained silent, only continuing to beat the ashes.

Just as Zhang Ze was about to forcibly kidnap Ah Li, he suddenly had an idea.

If desire cannot break free from the constraints of responsibility, then what about anger?

A heart like fire can start a prairie fire.

There is only one way to make Ah Li angry.

Zhang Ze erased the entries on the black stone, recalled the scenes from his memory, and recompiled them.

He didn't go into too much detail, but instead chose to keep it simple.

This time there are only two.

[Mirror] [You are a square pig]

"Look in the mirror, my glass."

Ah Li looked up at the black stone in Zhang Ze's hand.

……

Zhang Ze felt he had succeeded.

Because Ah Li had already thrown the iron bucket aside, it was now holding Zhang Ze's head in its mouth, roaring angrily.

"You're the square pig! You are, in this life, in your past life, and in your next life!!!"

Zhang Ze wiped the drool off his face and thought to himself, "It's so good that Ah Li is back."

"Stop fooling around, let's see what's going on here, and what those turnips are," Zhang Ze said to A Li, who was chewing on his head.

"Tell me, how did you and Monkey King get captured?"

(End of this chapter)