In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love

Chapter 6 It’s not easy to study hard
Times are still a little different.

At least the last time I went to college, the name Viagra made all the boys laugh and made the girls shy.

It's obviously not that sensitive now. It's probably because there are too many products of the same type on the market, which dilutes the memory.

This is how the gold medal education and training team perceives it.

But when it comes to men and women, nothing remains the same.

At noon, Zi Xiaowei and a group of boys who had just become acquainted went to the cafeteria to eat. As expected, the "Pioneer Camp" came back with a large sheet of phone numbers, excited and pretending to be calm.

They actually got back the mobile phone numbers of more than 300 girls in the entire subject!
It almost made this corner of the canteen extremely noisy.

There are exclamation marks everywhere such as awesome, shit, god and so on.

Moreover, Zi Xiaowei made everyone feel that his college career would be extremely brilliant with just his words.

The admiration like a torrential river is mainly directed at him, not the strikers.

Zi Xiaowei also found that these post-00s animals were much more shameless than his former classmates.

I have to tighten the reins: "Falling in love is the most beautiful thing in life. I will help Huang Yongjian with some ideas, and you can also draw inferences. The central idea is to improve yourself through self-change and make yourself attractive to girls. But it definitely doesn’t make you play with your emotions, or even sinful!”

The boys who are rushing to pass around such a large list of phone numbers must not realize the weight of this sentence.

There were a lot of um, um, um, um, I know, Viagra, you say it!

Obviously didn't take it seriously.

Naturally, Zi Xiaowei did not teach comprehensively from principles to strategies. He only taught Huang Yongjian to send a text message to the girl: "Hello, I am Huang Yongjian, a freshman in the Department of Botany. Nice to meet you."

Oak, call it a day.

Watch Huang Yongjian finish sending with trembling hands.

Everyone around them almost smashed their heads into their plates, is that all?

Zi Xiaowei didn't bother to explain to them what harmless approach and eating meant.

Huang Yongjian helped him serve the food in the cafeteria.

You didn't do me any favors.

Then before everyone had finished their meal, a text message popped up on Huang Yongjian's phone: "Hello, nice to meet you. What major are you in?"

Sure enough, as Zi Xiaowei guessed, first-year girls are generally naive.

If you were a white-collar girl in society, your first reaction would be to question where you got my mobile phone number. This is a leak of personal information.

How could he respond so stupidly and even a little excitedly?

In fact, the boys were all looking at Huang Yongjian, and Huang Yongjian kept looking at his mobile phone absentmindedly.

Seeing him holding it up with a look of surprise on his face, people immediately stretched out his head.

Again, put the exclamation points in the tone of things like awesome, shit, god and so on.

Huang Yongjian, who was still a bit stocky, suddenly looked as weak and nervous as a girl getting into a sedan chair.

Holding the phone in both hands, he looked at his roommate: "Father! How should I answer!"

Just fell to his knees.

People around me were either thinking hard about how I should answer, or craning their necks for fear of missing the standard answer.

If they were so serious about the college entrance examination, they might all get into 985.

Zi Xiaowei almost burst into laughter looking at these shameless animals. He hadn't felt so relaxed in a long time.

Hold back your expression and try to be as calm as possible: "You can come back later..."

This group of grandsons actually stood firm and refused to leave.

Like Huang Yongjian, they watched eagerly. When Zi Xiaowei finished eating, there were people helping to collect the plates, and some were helping to pull out paper towels!
outrageous.

He said slowly: "Reply: The real estate boom in the past few years was to solve the problem of whether there is a house to live in. When everyone has housing, it will be necessary to solve the problem of living in a beautiful environment. So I chose to study landscape architecture to see if I can step in. I’m very nervous about riding this wave, how about you?”

Wow, now the college students in 211 have a taste for it.

The approach must be simple and don't create a sense of resistance.

But as long as they communicate: "Damn it, Viagra, you look so cool when you say that!"

"I almost want to change my major. Isn't our horticulture major just about fruits, vegetables and flowers? It's not that high-end at all!"

Zi Xiaowei couldn't help but remind him with a retarded expression: "What did the dean of horticulture emphasize at the orientation meeting just now? Among several majors, horticulture is the only national specialty with a postdoctoral mobile station. Use your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, little comrade!"

Everyone was collectively confused: "You don't really think so, are you just making up the lyrics temporarily?"

They are still in a state of saying nothing.

Zi Xiaowei sighed. He didn't want to contaminate these college students with the hypocrisy and slickness in society. There are still a few years left, so they will be beaten slowly.

Huang Yongjian didn't think about why, and quickly typed it in without missing a word. He then looked at Zi Xiaowei eagerly, waiting for the next instruction.

If nuclear bomb launchers were so obedient, nuclear war would not break out.

Zi Xiaowei reminded him to slow down: "It's because you still need to adjust your appearance. We won't see each other for at least a few days. Don't talk too deeply and enthusiastically..."

It certainly didn’t explain that this was just arousing women’s primal instinct of superiority being pursued by men.

Huang Yongjian nodded fiercely: "I'll do whatever you say!"

As a result, that afternoon, at least hundreds of girls in the entire department received text messages: "Hello, I am XXX, a freshman in the Department of Botany. Nice to meet you."

Because some bastard is following the phone number list and casting a net to send them one by one!

It doesn’t matter whether the girl is curious, vigilant, or silly in replying to what you want to do, how do you know this number.

Anyway, I get a reply: "The postgraduate entrance exams were so popular in the past few years..."

"Fruit prices have increased in the past few years..."

"Vegetables have plummeted in the past few years..."

"There was a boom in tourism in the past few years..."

Routine replies like this are like AI filling in the blanks intelligently.

So what was originally a pretty good way to start a high-quality chat without greasy and kneeling elements became a bad joke.

Even other faculties of science and engineering, economics and management, law, and physical education have appeared similar to flirting with girls.

The girls from all majors in the Department of Agriculture were collectively stunned and burst into laughter. At the same time, the atmosphere became lively.

This is what youth is!

Then the girls communicated with each other very enthusiastically, easily compared and sorted out the two guys who were sending text messages one after another, and linked them to the freshmen group!

On the first day of school, he was firmly established in the whole school!

Fortunately, Huang Yongjian was the first to respond, so he had less time than the others. The girl named Song Huifang had already talked to him for many sentences, and probably didn't even remember it.

So you have to act quickly!
None of the boys, including the two club members, had any doubts about Zi Xiaowei's "routine," but it was just that everyone suddenly concentrated on wholesale seemed particularly dazzling.

Retail is definitely still easy to use.

During dinner, there were actually several guys vying to buy food for the military advisor!

Under this situation, Huang Yongjian naturally obeyed his roommate.

In the dormitory, Zi Xiaowei opened the shopping website and ordered a few cheap but fashionable clothes for him. He placed the order without hesitation. The total was only two to three hundred yuan, and he was not pursuing the brand name effect at all.

Of course, this closed the dormitory door to avoid having to dress the same everywhere in the hospital in a few days, which would be funny.

The other two roommates were the main ones who actively closed the door. Curious and excited, they leaned on the iron frame bed and watched, regardless of the cries of ghosts and wolves pounding on the door and begging outside.

Zi Xiaowei looked at Huang Yongjian's face seriously again, and saw that this guy was nervous all over.

Pretending to be an old Chinese doctor: "You have to practice a set of facial muscle exercises to make the lines on your face look much better. Come on, do this..."

I found the set of anti-snoring exercises that I found in the afternoon, and I will teach you them for the time being.

Otherwise, it would not be a matter of a day or two for this roommate to successfully fall in love and move in together. He would have to sleep during the transitional stage.

As a result, the principle of this kind of anti-snoring exercise is to exercise the muscles of the mouth and throat as much as possible. If they are strong, they will naturally stop vibrating.

It's very convincing, but to do it, you just need to stick your tongue out as far as possible, turn it back in a circle, and repeat the cycle two hundred times!

There are also things like puffing out the cheeks 200 times, sweeping the gums with the tongue 200 times, rolling the tongue 100 times.

In addition to looking like a fool, it is also easy for an experienced driver like Zi Xiaowei to think that he has really benefited Classmate Song!

If it were not for three years of rich teaching experience, Zi Xiaowei would have burst into laughter.

Because the three roommates all started practicing seriously!
Huang Yongjian, who was talking on his cell phone with his head down, even drooled onto the screen without any complaints.

As usual, Zi Xiaowei showed each sentence to look at it, and after receiving the prompts, he typed it and sent it.

There is no need to talk, but it won't delay his exercise.

In the end, there wasn't even a sleeping session. The three roommates were probably practicing their tongue skills silently.

Huang Yongjian's snoring sound was indeed much quieter at night!
Although it still affects the quality of sleep, at least I can barely fall asleep.

Zi Xiaowei, who was counting the stars with his eyes open, could tell carefully that the entire tongue and throat were probably congested and swollen, and he couldn't even make a loud sound when snoring.

If I majored in animal husbandry, I might be able to do research on this topic, how to prevent pigs, cattle and sheep from snoring...

Wait, Zhou Linpeng, why are you grinding your teeth?

I’ll teach you a lesson tomorrow too!
(End of this chapter)