In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love

Chapter 5 The legend of contemporary adoptive father

The boys around him immediately became stunned.

Is college so fun? !

Anyway, this is also a 211 key university.

Not to mention that the academic atmosphere is thick and sticky, at least everyone can be considered to be close to 600% of the quasi-students and good students.

Don't start thinking about falling in love on the first day of college.

How could he be so hungry?

Even the leaders of various colleges and universities on the stage have just begun to take their seats, and it feels like the entire college career has not yet begun.

Zi Xiaowei still looked gray and inconspicuous: "Haven't you heard of that joke? If you can't hunt in a zoo like the university, how can you still hunt outside the park?"

The expressions on the freshmen's faces are also ouch, as if they are.

In order to be clean, Zi Xiaowei did everything possible: "College students must still focus on their studies, but college career may be the only most beautiful stage in your life where you can truly and freely feel love..."

Crying her fingers, she expressed: "Before, primary and secondary schools did not allow it. After you left school, you immediately faced the work pressure of surviving in society. At that time, we did not talk about love. We only asked whether you had a car or a house, how much was the deposit, how much was the bride price, and blind dates were the most common questions. People finally make up for their lifelong belongings. When you are old, what will you use to commemorate your love? Even if you listen to the song, you will not resonate with it."

The boys gathered around them involuntarily. Is the adult world so terrifying? !

The gold medal teaching and training master is perfect in terms of language expression and emotional incitement: "Everyone, please imagine in your mind that in the evening in college, after playing basketball and taking a shower, a large bottle of iced black tea is sitting on the balcony of the dormitory, and no one is nagging you. , there is no performance pressure, the breeze is blowing, and there is nothing to worry about in your heart. This moment can be said to be the most free, relaxed and comfortable state in your life between the high-intensity primary and secondary schools and the extremely cruel social life. If There is also a girl experiencing it with you, and that is the best memory."

Freshmen who have just entered campus are still feeling that indescribable itching.

I thought it was just the feeling of freedom after leaving my parents, but I didn't expect that it was also superimposed with the dopamine burst of ignorance about youth.

Heart's longing!

Zi Xiaowei even dropped a book bag like he was writing for college entrance examination: "The ancients said that if you want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus to drink with you, it's not like that. To use the current saying, you are eating cigarettes while waiting for the coke to cool down. At that time, it was just that Ordinary..."

Needless to say, I have just finished my high school career, and I may have experienced the feeling that my youthful days are gone forever, which makes boys have a sense of pictures in their minds.

There is a string in my heart that throbs inexplicably.

Not to mention Huang Yongjian, many boys asked eagerly: "What should I do?"

Others clasped their fists and said, "Me too!"

Zi Xiaowei almost burst into laughter and was about to fan himself with a feather.

Deliberately making fun of Joe: "Call Dad!"

Sure enough, modern boys are very shameless: "Dad!"

"Father!"

……

The buzzing sound is like a traffic jam.

There were a lot of people around who responded cheerfully: "Eh..."

"Good son..."

It seems like being a father is such a proud thing.

Boys' happiness is so childish and simple.

It attracted many girls to look back.

Even the department leaders who filed in the front row noticed this corner, and a tutor immediately sternly motioned towards this corner to keep quiet.

The boys sat down silently, but they couldn't help but crowded around Zi Xiaowei, for fear of missing any pointers on picking up girls.

Shocked to realize that he had become a reclusive lover surrounded by brats again, he quickly lowered his eyebrows and shut up.

He listened attentively to the entire Orientation Professional Education Conference.

After taking the class for a few years, it seems that I can easily extract the key points of the entire meeting subconsciously.

New agricultural education is of great significance, and all majors related to agriculture are collectively called the Department of Plant Production.

This is called the formation of a first-class discipline group. In the first year, all students are trained in a unified general category, and then they are divided into majors in the next three years.

It can be regarded as a reform implementation plan that adapts to the times.

No wonder there are so many people.

This is the university department consisting of four colleges.

After explaining the overall situation, the deans took turns to explain the characteristics, training programs, and employment situation of their respective majors.

It was quite magical. Zi Xiaowei thought it was a sharing session full of valuable information, while the other freshmen mostly treated it as a long, boring meeting script. Their eyes were still filled with clear confusion, and there were even more people stealing glances at Zi Xiaowei than at the department leaders in the stands.

Maybe most of them are still used to how distant the school leaders are.

Of course, the scores in the middle and high grades of the college entrance examination allowed them to understand the important information: "Due to the epidemic, our freshman military training this year will be replaced by the credit-based national defense education course, so all majors will start teaching courses directly. The schedule is arranged as follows…”

The girls couldn't help but cheer. It's still hot and scorching in Jiangzhou in September. It's lucky to escape this kind of skin care nemesis!
Most of the boys regretted it. The rare opportunity in life to touch a gun disappeared like this?

Of course, now they are mostly concerned about how to pursue girls in their lives.

The last vice-principal gave a summary of the orientation meeting, which can be regarded as a standard total score structure.

The meeting is complete.

The leaders left with pleasantries.

When teachers and counselors of various professional classes begin to get to know each other and designate some temporary student leaders to assist them in their work.

The boys from before silently crowded around Zi Xiaowei.

Listen to his smooth arrangement: "Come on, you, you, you, you guys first pretend to go to the teacher and listen to a few words, and then go over there, in the name of... the Student Plant Association, starting from the girls in the front row Ask the professional to record the mobile phone number. Except for the number of the girl in the blue skirt, which should be handed over to Mr. Huang morally after being marked, you can do it on your own. Remember to be calm and treat everyone equally. Don't go straight for anyone. Sweep the whole thing without leaving any trace, hurry up, get it done before they really go to each class association after they finish it!"

The ones he picked were all gentle-looking and well-spoken guys, including a roommate.

He didn't even have any doubts, he turned around and left immediately.

Male hormones are so scary!
There were still people who wanted to follow, but they moved their steps and looked back at this inconspicuous new student, who looked like a military advisor sitting firmly in the middle of the military tent.

I chose to wait and see.

Zi Xiaowei's performance was really convincing.

Sure enough, I heard someone ask: "Why is it a mobile phone number and not Jia Weixin's?"

This good question made all the men following the forward camp look back.

It was from this moment that Zi Xiaowei showed that he really has something: "Weixin has to agree. Which one do you choose, a walled yard or an unwalled yard?"

A dozen boys around him were already showing signs of being slumped to the ground. Zi Xiaowei laughed and scolded them to stop staring and go do what they were supposed to do.

Everyone dispersed in a hurry.

Huang, who didn't get the command arrow, hesitated to speak, rubbed the back of his head and followed Zi Xiaowei reluctantly.

I went to the tutor to register a mobile phone number, add a Weixin group, and brought out the course schedule. When I had a chance to be alone, I couldn't help but ask: "Why didn't you ask me to come?"

Zi Xiaowei was not afraid of hurting others: "This is just a matter of first sight. At least you should take care of your image and be a little confident before going into battle, so as not to die before you arrive."

It is true that Huang Yongjian has very obvious district and county appearance and dress characteristics, and his hair is disheveled.

To put it simply, it is a bit earthy.

He obviously just came to college yesterday.

I didn't expect to go to the battlefield immediately.

Zi Xiaowei's outspokenness made him look anxious: "Can I still manage like this? Will I have no chance at all?"

The gold medal trainer looked at him: "What advantages do you think you have?"

Huang Yongjian lost all confidence: "I...I have no merit!"

Zi Xiaowei nodded with satisfaction: "That means it has strong plasticity and has the potential to cultivate all aspects."

Huang Yongjian was nervous: "Really, I have zero basic knowledge and know nothing!"

Aren’t the kids in the city getting tutoring services for chess, calligraphy, painting, and various sports? The kids from the districts, counties, and towns are already doing well if they can go all out to pass the 211 exam.

Zi Xiaowei habitually encouraged: "This is a strong learning ability and there is huge room for improvement."

Huang Yongjian couldn't believe it: "It's true, I repeated the exam twice before passing the exam. I love gossiping, fishing, and often giving up."

Gold medal education and training can always find highlights: "Good at communication, bold and careful, kind and calm, and have good self-psychological construction."

Huang Yongjian simply blew himself up: "Actually, my main problem is that I have a bad temper and often curse others."

Zi Xiaowei comforted him with sincerity: "You are a frank person and have a straightforward personality. I am very optimistic about you..."

The girl from the county who showed off her high school love story intentionally or unintentionally last night, now just wants to look up to the sky and shout, "Whoever knows me is Viagra!"

But this kind of worship cannot change the problem of snoring.

(End of this chapter)