Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 9 Who is the protagonist?

"Clatter, crash, crash!"

As chains cut through the sky, thick chains instantly wrapped around Kakashi, followed by two ninjas wearing masks, silver armor, and disheveled hair pulling hard.

Kakashi instantly shattered into pieces of blood.

This moment is just like that moment, but slightly different.

Before the two could even say "kill one", Haruno Sakura quickly threw the kunai wrapped with a detonating talisman from her ninja tool bag to the back, and knocked Daz down the moment the talisman burned.

"boom!!!"

Stones shattered into pieces flew all around, and at the same time, the Mist Concealment Technique that was about to be completed was instantly blown away by the hurricane caused by the explosion, accompanied by flying dust.

My vision instantly became much clearer.

Sasuke stood there in a daze for a second, then took out a kunai, kicked the ground with his toes, and rushed towards the three enemies behind Sakura, and instinctively threw out the Uchiha Shuriken Throwing Technique!
There are three more enemies, plus the two just now, there are at least five enemies!
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"

Kunai and shuriken bounced off each other, instantly forming a net that blocked all directions of the enemy.

One of the enemies had no time to react and was stabbed in the arm and abdomen by two kunai respectively. The inertia of the bullets pierced deep into his flesh and he lost his combat capability on the spot.

"Be careful!" Sakura shouted, and used a kunai to deflect the chains behind Sasuke, while at the same time taking two steps back due to inertia.

She could clearly feel her body trembling constantly, and the trembling did not gradually subside as the battle progressed.

Sakura even forgot the hand seals for the water escape technique for a moment.

Just ask yourself, what is the probability that a woman who traveled from Earth can remain calm in front of a murderous ninja?
"Swoosh!" A shuriken passed by her and cut her cheek. Sakura waved her kunai and deflected the rest of the shurikens.

Seeing this, Sasuke kicked an enemy down and immediately protected Sakura and said to her, "Protect Daz first, I will protect you!"

Sakura stared at Sasuke in amazement.

She inexplicably recalled a night on Earth.

At that time, she was an undergraduate student, and in order to pass the time, she live-streamed herself speedrunning Sekiro without taking any damage in her dormitory.

It's definitely almost non-existent in popularity, with only a single-digit number of people watching after playing for half a day.

At that time, she had just defeated Shichiro without any injury, but she accidentally got herself stuck while taking the wrong path.

She sighed, "What a shame, this wave is the fastest one yet."

Her female voice caught the attention of a certain audience member through the microphone, who said in surprise on the public screen:

"Female?"

She suddenly felt extremely irritated.

What's wrong with women? Women can't speedrun Sekiro?
Later, when she live-streamed a multiplayer match of the French Tournament, she received similar comments again, and harassing private messages began to appear in her background.

"5000 a night, okay?" "Selling original stockings?" "Can you step on my thing?" "Bitch." ...

She turned off the microphone, switched to a small account, and started live streaming a level 1 damage-free magic ring against all BOSSes.

This took her about half a year.

She succeeded.

Memories surged in Sakura's mind like a tide, and Sasuke's unintentional words brought her back to that restless summer night.

I'm not saying that you, Sasuke, are arrogant, I'm just saying that your sister Sakura is a little unhappy.

Sakura's eyes gradually became sharper. She put the kunai into her bag and signaled Sasuke to cover her.

Before Sasuke could react, Sakura rushed out with a quick step, targeting the three enemies in front of her!
"Swoosh! Swoosh!" Sakura raised her leg and kicked away one of the kunai. The other one was blocked by Sasuke. She then wrapped her fist with chakra, lowered her body, and punched straight at the enemy.

This punch is as powerful as mountains and seas, and looks like a dragon and a tiger!

"puff!"

"Ahhh!!" The enemy in front of him let out a shrill scream.

Sakura was aiming for his crotch, by the way.

Meeting Doraemon on Earth might be considered a slut, but meeting Doraemon in Naruto is unlucky. Sakura knew very well that with her current strength, if she wanted to easily defeat the enemy, she could only maximize her brute force advantage and delay time for Naruto's return.

It's like Sekiro slashing through the enemy's energy bar and then going straight to their weak point. She just completed the process in one step.

"Puff puff!"

While Sasuke used shuriken to protect Sakura, he couldn't help but feel a chill all over his lower body.

Mom!
Sakura and Sasuke worked together very smoothly and began to defeat the enemy.

The enemies that came later looked at Sakura with deep fear, and their battle rhythm began to be completely disrupted.

At this time, Sasuke also began to kill people in all directions. In the original work, he faced the two of them with ease. After a period of military training, his skills became even more powerful.

the other side.

Naruto opened his eyes and let out a breath of foul air.

This groove thing is really durable, but it should be done in time.

Anyway, Kakashi must be hiding and watching.

After some operations in the mental space, he finally managed to trick out a large ball of scarlet chakra.

Naruto took a small piece of the chakra, just like tearing off a small piece of marshmallow with his hands, and immediately put it into his chest.

In an instant, my heart was filled with anger, but fortunately it was still under control.

Naruto rushed forward quickly and soon saw Sakura and Zuo beating the enemy back.

"Here I come!" Naruto leaped forward and knocked down the nearest enemy with one punch, denting his sternum.

He continued running forward, but Naruto soon discovered that the enemy was already in a state of disarray.

He looked at Sakura, who seemed to have even more murderous aura than him, and Sasuke, who was sweating, and fell into deep thought.

Um, wait…

Why do I feel like I have nothing to do?

How come this is different from the script I had in mind?

Who is the protagonist?!

Naruto suddenly felt a strong sense of frustration.

He originally thought that the enemy would be extremely powerful and that even if the trio tried their best they would not be able to match them, so he immediately used the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Now he found that the enemy seemed to be not very good?
No, I'm about to rant in my mental space, how can I let them steal the credit!

"Get out of the way!" Naruto roared at Sakurazaka and joined the battlefield directly!

He started by imitating Sakura, punching each kid one by one and shocking all nearby enemies.

Then he suddenly felt something was wrong, wait, am I imitating some fucking Sakura?

So he summoned multiple shadow clones and started a group fight.

They are basically plain and simple physical techniques, like the enhanced version of the Nine-Tails' chakra.

"Leave a few alive and interrogate them!" Sakura shouted from behind.

"Okay," Naruto immediately grabbed a man and beat him up while asking, "Will you tell me? Will you tell me? Will you tell me? Will you tell me?"

That person is in tears, why don’t you ask first!
Naruto knocked the man unconscious with a punch, grabbed another person and continued to interrogate him.

The interrogation included questions like: What is the Sandaime's bank password? How many kunai did you use? What color nail polish do the Akatsuki members wear? Is your aunt married? And so on.

Finally, Sasuke and Sakura pulled back Naruto, who was getting more and more angry.

After Naruto stopped, he said that it was all because of the evil Nine-Tails that affected his mind.

(End of this chapter)