Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 8 Where are the puddles? I ask you, where are the puddles?

Sakura had a vague feeling of foreboding.

"We can't take it lightly. This time when we leave the village, we must pay close attention to any discrepancies from the original work."

Naruto nodded calmly, "Don't worry, I can descend into the spiritual realm instantly now."

If there is an emergency, ask Kyuubi to pay the rent immediately.

At worst, you can just tear off the talisman that seals the door and just pretend it's done. You can stick it back on anyway.

Soon, the day of catching the cat arrived.

The trio's physical skills were greatly improved compared to the original work, so Koneko was quickly strangled by Naruto's fate.

Seeing the kitten baring its teeth and claws and trying to scratch Naruto's face, Naruto immediately said that he wanted to follow Pan Hong's example and treat the kitten to dragon fruit, but was stopped by Sakura.

The frightened kitten was successfully handed over to the daimyo's wife.

Naruto also took the opportunity to start his mischief.

He was sitting cross-legged on the ground, stretching himself, then he said slowly, "Is this the village's mission? It really doesn't require any technical skills at all."

Iruka, who was sitting next to the Third Hokage, was furious and shouted, "Idiots! You guys don't even have any experience!"

"Start with simple tasks to gain experience. That's how everyone has come through!"

"I don't know who you are," Naruto scratched his eyebrows, "I only know that I can catch a month's worth of cats in a single day. The guy next to me is practicing water jutsu, and Sasuke, needless to say, mastered all the Uchiha clan's fire jutsu before graduation."

It is worth mentioning that Sakura's chakra has water in its nature. In order to clear the copy of Wave Country, she has begun to practice some conventional water-style techniques.

"Haha, it's a good thing that young people are driven," Hiruzen on the side blew out a smoke ring and was about to explain Konoha's mission hierarchy system to a few people.

Naruto interrupted Hiruzen's spellcasting and said, "Stop, we know all this. Assign us C-rank missions, or give us all the D-rank missions this year. The sooner we finish our performance, the sooner we can take our annual leave."

Kakashi was a little embarrassed and wanted to catch Naruto, but the latter anticipated his prediction and directly released the shadow clone.

The main body is secretly observing the NPC Datz from the Land of Waves behind the door.

Naruto hid in a corner behind the wall, watching the slightly drunk Datz pacing back and forth carefully.

His posture and expression didn't show any sign of being possessed, so he seemed to be fine.

After a while, Dazu heard Hiruzen's order and pushed the door open to enter the room.

Naruto left immediately and went to the Konoha Ninja Tool Shop to purchase ninja tools, most of which were detonating tags, military pills, and other ninja tools that could provide considerable power at one time, to ensure that saturation bombing could be carried out on the enemy during the chakra weakness period.

the other side.

"I'm sorry, Hokage-sama, I'll have a good talk with Naruto later." Kakashi said apologetically.

"Well, anyway, your mission is to protect Mr. Daz and ensure that he can successfully complete the construction of the bridge." Hiruzen nodded calmly.

Before this, Kakashi had already had private chats with Hiruzen Xiaochuang several times.

Regarding Naruto's recent abnormal behavior, Hiruzen instructed Kakashi to observe secretly first and find out what Naruto wanted, while not making too much noise to prevent Danzo's henchmen from making unfounded assumptions.

For this reason, he did not pursue the incident of Naruto and Sasuke beating someone up some time ago.

After a while, they arrived at the gate of Konoha Village.

"Help me get some." Naruto skillfully threw a ninja tool bag to Sakura and another to Sasuke.

He had already greeted the two of them in advance.

"You are well prepared." Kakashi appeared calm but was slightly surprised in his heart.

Is this still the careless last-place guy?

"Wow, this little guy is quite cautious." Dazu clicked his tongue and exhaled a breath of alcohol at Naruto.

Naruto glanced sideways and said, "Wow, this old drunk is quite good at pretending."

"Naruto!" Sakura was furious and apologized to Daz, "How can you say that to an old senior? Sorry, uncle, please don't act crazy when you're drunk."

Naruto shrank his head: "Oh, yes, uncle, don't hit me, I'll buy you some wine later." Daz's face turned pale and blue, you are putting the blame on me, right?
Sasuke had a blank expression on his face as he signaled everyone to hurry up and set off.

rustling...

Kakashi started chatting with Daz and talked about the Land of Waves.

Naruto and Sakura paid attention to the ditch on the ground.

According to the original plot, the first two enemies who attack Daz will hide in a puddle on the side of the road and attack them from behind.

rustling...

A while passed.

Sasuke, Kakashi, and Dazu looked normal.

wrong……

114514 out of are wrong.

Where are the puddles? I ask you, where are the puddles?

Sakura glanced at Naruto, and her right fist began to slowly clench, her fingertips turning white.

The most undesirable situation still happened.

Are there other time travelers intervening, causing changes in the plot line?
Naruto felt like he was facing a formidable enemy. Without any hesitation, he immediately dived into the spiritual space.

He would not give the enemy any chance to react and would immediately use his biggest trick.

It was like suddenly entering deep water from land. Naruto's body seemed to experience pressure for about a second. When he opened his eyes again, he was in the spiritual space.

The dimness around him did not affect Naruto's rapid pace, and he soon arrived at the Nine-Tails.

"Brother Nine-Tails, now I'm giving you a chance to show your worth," Naruto said straight to the point, "Lend me your chakra. It's not much, just a small amount."

The Nine-Tails slowly turned over, ignoring Naruto.

During this period, he listened to Naruto's verbal attacks on him like a torrent. In order to get some peace and quiet, he recently decided to start pretending to be dead.

If you are truly an evil human, I will tear your mouth apart the first moment I remove the seal!
Naruto was not surprised when he saw this. He jumped to the door and started tearing off the talisman on the door.

Hearing the sound, Kyuubi turned around immediately.

"Boy, are you in trouble?" Kyuubi let out a low laugh.

"Just tell me whether you'll give it to me or not," Naruto paused.

"Hahahaha..." Kyuubi bared his huge white fangs: "How arrogant! You've been belittling me for so long, and in the end you still want to take advantage of me!"

"Brother Changkuang, go sit at the same table with Yunshan," Naruto said expressionlessly, "Give me a definite answer. If you don't pay the rent, you'll rot in my stomach. Anyway, you're only half a Nine-Tailed Fox. At worst, I can go find the other half."

Kyuubi's pupils shrank: "You actually know that I'm only half?"

"I also know that if you keep nagging me, I'll go to the Real Falls and drain all your chakra. I'll then turn you into a fox."

Naruto is not joking. This is what Naruto did before the Fourth War began in the original work.

The Nine-Tails was silent. He didn't understand why the little brat in front of him knew so much about the tailed beasts.

He is clearly just a container for it...

The man and the fox are in a temporary stalemate.

……

On the other side, when Naruto was negotiating with the Nine-Tails, something strange happened!

I saw a thin mist floating around, gradually blocking the sight of several people.

Kirigakure no Jutsu!

(End of this chapter)