Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 317 This is Kishimoto's own father, show some respect! (4K)

"This is so boring, Hashirama..."

Madara gazed down at Hashirama with the air of a king, his expression one of unprecedented pleasure.

Against Madara, who possessed Limbo: Border Jail and a Rinnegan, it was only a matter of time before Hashirama, not at his peak, was defeated.

at this time,

Ban raised his eyebrows and heard several loud shouts in succession.

"Molten Release: Melting Monster Technique!"

A large pool of highly viscous and corrosive acid liquid spread towards the spot!

Madara's eyes narrowed, and he instantly activated Susanoo to cover himself, but it wasn't over yet.
Earth Release: Super Heavy Rock Technique!

Raikage A's weight was increased by Onoki on his back, and then A punched Madara Uchiha.

"Thunder-torture level Chiyomai!"

"boom!!!"

He punched Susanoo so hard it cracked open, and then saw Tsunade kick him from the other side!
"Click!!"

Madara's Susanoo disintegrated, and his skull was shattered instantly!

According to the original work, A's heavy punch can crack Susanoo, while Tsunade's kick can shatter it.

In terms of pure strength, she surpasses the Raikage.

Madara, however, remained unhurried, merely glancing sideways at the crowd:

"Do you want to dance too?"

He dodged countless Wood Release: Thousand Hands techniques, performed several somersaults to create distance, and the other shadows followed.

"Dust Escape·The Art of Original Realm Peeling!"

Onoki slapped out a small cube, which instantly grew into a giant cube!

Mei Terumi shouted, "Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet!"

A massive water dragon rose from the ocean, and A immediately imbued it with Lightning Release chakra, forming a Lightning Water Dragon Bullet that circled behind Madara, blocking his retreat.

This is a combination technique of the Raikage and Mizukage, which has a certain paralyzing effect.

At that moment, Hashirama also made his move: "Wood Release: All Cloth Bag Technique!"

Countless wooden hands shot into the sky and surrounded Ban at an extremely fast speed!
Compared to the Wooden Dummy Technique, this technique is characterized by its extremely high mobility. In the original work, Hashirama used this technique to capture all the tails of the Nine-Tails in its armor.

Madara Uchiha gazed at his former nemesis, the powerful figures bearing the name of the Kage, and shook his head with a sigh.

Then, he made his move.

Madara first stretched out his hands, palms facing the Lightning Water Dragon Bullet and the Dust Release Technique, and shouted in a low voice:

"Hungry Ghost Path!"

He directly absorbed all the ninjutsu using the power of the Rinnegan, then summoned the black chakra rod and threw it fiercely.

"Puff puff!"

Black rods were inserted all over Hashirama's body!

Then, Madara kicked the Raikage away, sending Onoki flying into the distance, and then generated a thick Susanoo Blue Blade that pierced Tsunade's body.

All of this was accomplished in the blink of an eye!

But his dance was not over yet.

"boom!!"

Madara grabbed Hashirama by the neck and absorbed his Sage Chakra.

"So this is Sage Chakra..." Madara silently felt the mysterious sensation emanating from his body.

"How should I rate it... I guess it's just so-so, it seems quite easy to handle!"

"Whoosh!"

Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of him, offering a ninja sword and stabbing it at Uchiha Madara!
Ban easily dodged it, and in the blink of an eye, a black rod appeared and was inserted into the latter's head.

"Tobirama, you're still the same as ever," Madara sneered, kicking him away and sending him crashing into the sea.

Just then, he heard the sound of wind breaking in the distance.

"Whoosh!! Whoosh!! Whoosh!!"

These sonic booms pierced the air and quickly pinpointed the location of the spot!
Madara focused his gaze and saw countless thick purple arrows imbued with Sage Chakra and black flames hurtling towards him!

Madara looked at the arrows and said coldly, "Unfortunately... you can no longer be my ally, Sasuke."

next moment,
"boom!!!"

The purple arrow was deflected by the shadow created by the Wheel of Death!

This is only the Limbo of one Rinnegan. If both eyes are gathered, the number of Limbo shadows will increase to four, at which point it will be truly hopeless.

Sasuke was about to activate Susanoo support when suddenly his vision blurred!
He instinctively adjusted his position, drew his Kusanagi sword, infused it with lightning chakra, and swung it behind him!
"Shhh!!"

This attack allowed the black hand behind him to narrowly dodge!

"It seems your swordsmanship hasn't rusted." The black hand smiled, then extended a series of black tentacles in an attempt to corrupt Sasuke, but Sasuke dodged them one by one.

Clearly, the two have clashed countless times before.

"Trying to hold me back..." Sasuke pondered for a moment, then fired another arrow at the black hand, but the black hand evaded it by activating Kamui and making his body intangible.

Then, he placed his black hand near the eye sockets of his mask.

"Wheel Graveyard!"

"boom!!!"

Sasuke flew backwards along with Susanoo. He used Susanoo's hand to grab the purple blade and brace himself against the sea surface, instantly adjusting his body position, and then clapped his hands together!
"Snapped!"

Black Hand's eyes narrowed. He had never seen this move before, but before he could think about it, he suddenly turned into a pool of black water, dodging Sakura's kunai from behind.

Then, the pool of black water swam rapidly towards Sasuke's direction!
He was determined to keep Sakura and Sasuke here until Madara became the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki.

Meanwhile, Ban, who was in the distance, noticed this scene and decided to stop holding back and eliminate everyone present in one fell swoop.

"Roar!!"

The Demonic Statue of the Outer Path finally stood up. Madara appeared above its head, summoned Susanoo, and formed hand seals.

However, unlike before, Susanoo's form has changed, generating two heads, one in front and one in back, each forming different hand seals.

This is a forbidden technique activated by the Rinnegan, called Heavenly Obstruction Star, which summons meteorites from the sky to crash to the ground and cleanse the entire battlefield!

at this time,

Deng Deng Deng!
Ban noticed rapid footsteps approaching him from behind, following along the surface of the golem's body.

He glanced back and saw Itachi, who was shrouded in red Susanoo, draw his Totsuka Blade and Yata Mirror and slash at his blue Susanoo!
"Ding!!"

Madara changed his posture, altering the hand seals of Susanoo, and caught the blade of the Totsuka Blade with his bare hands!
"The Totsuka Blade, the Yata Mirror?" Madara narrowed his eyes, noticing this descendant of the Uchiha clan.

"You were also a member of the Uchiha clan... It's a pity you're already dead."

Madara noticed Itachi manipulating Susanoo to draw his sword and then slashed repeatedly, so he began to backflip to dodge.

"Whoosh!! Whoosh!!"

Itachi manipulated Susanoo to unleash a series of slashes, while simultaneously using his persuasive skills to talk Madara away: "Why did you go to such lengths? Is harming more people what you call peace?"

Madara sneered repeatedly upon hearing this: "You call yourself an Uchiha, yet you utter such childish words."

"Peace and bloodshed are two sides of the same coin; without bloodshed, where would peace come from?"

Having said that, he formed hand seals and shouted, "Wood Release..."

"The birth of the tree world!"

In an instant, thick branches sprouted from the sea surface and began to surround the weasel!

He dodged repeatedly, using the Totsuka Blade to cut down all the wood that was trying to surround him, then continued running along the wood and leaped towards Madara's direction.

At that moment, Madara narrowed his eyes and noticed that several Tailed Beast Balls had suddenly appeared behind him. He clapped his hands together again.

"Wood Release·Wood Dragon Technique!"

"boom!!"

With a flick of its tail, Wood Dragon swung away several Tailed Beast Balls, then bit one of them and blew it apart!
"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The Wood Dragon Technique was originally a divine technique specifically used to suppress tailed beasts. In the original work, Madara and Hashirama both used this technique to bind the Nine-Tails.

Even if the wooden dragon bites the nine-tailed dragon, it can make it scream in pain.

“Naruto is covering this guy’s actions…” Madara murmured softly, then leaped towards Itachi.

Madara first used Limbo to shatter Itachi's Susanoo, then generated black chakra rods and stabbed them into Itachi's body!

"puff!!"

Itachi couldn't dodge in time and had one of his arms severed by Madara!
He performed a series of somersaults backward, seemingly without feeling any pain, and continued, "Madara, I know you yearn for true peace, but becoming the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki is a step backward for peace."

"You've gone mad, Madara! What you should do now is give up the Ten-Tails, let the tailed beast return to the mountains and forests, and let the ninjas coexist peacefully again."

Madara stopped what he was doing, his eye twitching slightly, as if he had been angered by Itachi's words.

"I've never seen such a stupid clansman as you!" Madara shouted at Itachi.

"Peace relies on absolute force; this is a consensus throughout the ninja world,"

"If I let you go today, you will pick up your swords again tomorrow, and the cycle of evil will continue!"

But Itachi clearly didn't agree with Madara's words, and said in a deep voice, "Absolute peace is impossible to achieve, Madara. Your thinking is too naive."

"Even if you unify the ninja world by force, small-scale wars will still break out in the peripheral areas. Are you going to send countless clones to every corner of the ninja world then?"

Madara was taken aback upon hearing this, then suddenly stopped what he was doing and squinted as he scrutinized Itachi from head to toe.

Itachi stopped what he was doing, but then he saw Madara reveal a sinister smile.

"Hehe... I understand, kid," Ban said, resting his chin on his hand with a half-smile.

"Did Naruto teach you these words?"

Upon hearing this, Itachi's eye twitched slightly, further confirming the correctness of Madara's deduction.

After Itachi was resurrected using Edo Tensei, Naruto devised a series of counterattack plans targeting villains such as Madara, Black Zetsu, and Black Hand.

Among them, Edo Itachi is one of Naruto's important trump cards.

After all, putting everything else aside, Itachi Uchiha is jokingly referred to as "Kishimoto's father" by netizens on Earth's internet.

The original author favored Itachi, so everything Itachi did was accompanied by a halo of glory... That's Naruto's view of Itachi.

So, not long after Sasuke resurrected Itachi, he told Itachi everything that needed to be said, as Naruto had requested.

There's one set of rhetoric for dealing with Madara, another for dealing with Obito, and yet another for dealing with Black Zetsu.

"Haha... Your words sounded familiar, I didn't expect you to have a master guiding you."

Madara reconstituted the black rods and decided that from now on he would no longer discuss any issues with Itachi.

He was well aware of the value of Naruto's talk-no-jutsu; he knew from his confrontation with Naruto that the latter was incredibly eloquent.

Madara dashed toward Itachi, and suddenly a black ball emerged from his palm.

The black ball suddenly rose into the sky, and then Ban clapped his hands together!
"Earth Explosion Sky Star!"

In an instant, Itachi felt a tremendous gravitational pull from the center of the sphere, and then rocks covered with moss and seaweed floated out of the sea.

Everyone around Itachi, including those affected by the radiation, was sucked up by the Planetary Devastation!

"boom!!"

Itachi kept moving around, but was soon blocked by a giant rock and began to move upwards uncontrollably.

He glanced at Itachi, then at the people around him, and murmured softly, "Just a little bit more..."

Then, Itachi, with a clear mind, shouted to the Mizukage and Tsuchikage beside him, "Let's attack the center of that sphere together!"

Mei Terumi felt a chill run down her spine and quickly spat acid at the black sphere. At the same time, Onoki activated Dust Release and aimed at the black sphere.

Itachi summoned Susanoo and launched countless Yasaka Magatama at the black sphere!
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

These are three giant tomoe connected by a rope-like object, similar to the pattern of the Sharingan. This is Itachi's strongest long-range attack!
Then, the black ball came into contact with these attacks and exploded with a bang!
"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

Itachi continued to stomp down the giant rocks, when he suddenly noticed Madara charging straight towards him.

Having witnessed Itachi's abilities firsthand, and considering that Itachi was Naruto's trump card, Madara decided to go all out and eliminate him completely before he could.

Itachi summoned the Yata Mirror to block Madara's Susanoo punch.

"clang!!"

The Yata Mirror reverberated, as if it were about to shatter!

But Itachi's actions didn't end there. He continued to dodge among the giant rocks, while Madara pursued him. In the midst of their chase, Itachi suddenly extended his Totsuka Blade and slashed at Madara!
Madara used Susanoo to catch the white blade, and at the same time, a sense of incongruity arose.

"His severed arm has healed..."

Madara continued his pursuit, activating Limbo to smash Susanoo, and once again unleashing his chakra rods!

"puff!!"

Itachi's arm was severed again!
"Wait, something's not right..." Madara suddenly whispered.

Ban's eyes changed; for the first time ever, he felt a sense of foreboding.

The black rod he just used was generated by the Rinnegan and is essentially a Six Paths level technique based on Yin-Yang Release.

This black rod can seal chakra points, disrupt chakra flow, and most importantly...

Once the body reborn through the Impure World Reincarnation is destroyed, it cannot be restored.

"Perhaps I remembered it wrong."

Madara conjured countless wooden spikes and pounced towards Itachi, but he summoned the Yata Mirror to block them.

"clang!!"

Ban stopped in his tracks, his face immediately darkening.

"They've already discovered it..." Itachi stood atop the nearby golem and said slowly, "Madara, give up."

"As long as you don't indulge in the illusion of pursuing absolute peace and accept the imperfect present, you can rewrite your destiny and move towards a more ideal future."

Madara was furious: "No, I have always been following the will of Heaven! I was able to awaken the Rinnegan, and I have been planning for many years..."

He was talking when he suddenly froze.

Behind this so-called "destiny" lies the manipulation of Black Zetsu, which can be traced back to the curse of Indra and Asura, and more recently to the alteration of the Uchiha stone tablet.

Madara forgot that he was also a pawn being manipulated, essentially a pitiful person driven by Black Zetsu's obsessive pursuit.

Itachi said in a deep voice, "Absolute peace is impossible; the alternation of war and peace is the main theme of the world."

"What we need to do is adapt to the times, rather than forcibly reverse objective laws."

Madara gritted his teeth upon hearing this: "...These are also Naruto's original words?"

Itachi nodded.

Izanami, a forbidden Uchiha technique capable of altering fate, is not activated by sight, but by touch.

Catching a blade barehanded, piercing Itachi's arm, and using the Yata Mirror to deflect a ranged attack.

Record a specific scene and loop it indefinitely.

The Rinnegan has extremely high resistance to conventional visual genjutsu, so when Naruto was strategizing the battle beforehand, he began to consider the feasibility of using the forbidden technique Izanami.

After all, Pain was once hit by the Toad Sage's "Magic Toad Song" in the original work, which shows that the Rinnegan may not be able to resist illusions that bypass vision.

(End of this chapter)