Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 316 The Death of Kisame
Minato Namikaze felt like he was having a very long dream.

More than a decade ago, during his last close-up, he silently gazed at Kushina before being swallowed by Death.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself standing on an unfamiliar sea.

The black waves arched like the back of a giant beast, bursting open their pale white fangs, shredding the moonlight into shattered silver, and pouring ink down from the sky.

Looking up, three enormous tailed beasts were bound by cyan-purple chains, which extended all the way to the ferocious golem in the center.

Standing atop the platform was a man in fine clothes, riding a spirited horse, with long hair flowing in the wind, arms crossed, looking down upon the world with disdain.

"here it is……"

Minato was startled and looked around, only to find that the former Hokage were beside him, with similar expressions to his own.

Hashirama: "That man...it's Madara?"

Tobirama: "That evil Uchiha brat actually summoned us. Is he planning to harm Konoha?"

Hiruzen: "No, Tobirama-sama... it looks like the tailed beasts are about to be devoured by that golem in the middle!"

Just as they were about to take action, they heard a clear male voice beside them:
"No time for nonsense," Sasuke said succinctly, "Madara plans to collect all the tailed beasts and unify the ninja world, and now he needs your help."

He said this specifically to Minato, who was taken aback, and then noticed Naruto struggling as he was about to break free of the Nine-Tails.

Naruto looked in their direction and yelled, "Dad, help!!"

The loud shout brought everyone to their senses.

Turning around, I saw that Hashirama Senju had vanished from the spot.

This ninja god, who had experienced countless battles, joined the battlefield immediately!

At that moment, Madara, who was standing on top of the golem, saw Hashirama flying over. His eyes twitched slightly, and his expression began to gradually slip out of control.

"Hahaha... Hahahaha!"

"Hot Mom from Harbin! You're finally here!"

Madara activated Susanoo at lightning speed, raised the blue giant blade and swung it at Hashirama, who clenched his fists.

"Wood escape..."

"Wooden Dragon Art!"

"Boom!!" A wooden dragon with intelligent eyes suddenly appeared behind him, its eyes locking onto the golem, coiling around it, and biting down on the golem's neck!
"Roar!!"

The golem showed a human-like displeasure and instead increased the force of the chains being pulled!
"Snap!" Hashirama clapped his hands again, first summoning countless wooden arms to catch the blade barehanded, blocking Madara's blue sword, and then...

"Wooden Release: Wooden Man's Technique!"

"Boom!" A wooden figure, no smaller than the complete Susanoo, shot into the sky and punched the golem!
"boom!!!"

The golem crashed backward, but Madara, not to be outdone, instantly summoned the complete Susanoo and threw a punch at Hashirama!
Hashirama first blocked the punch, then his expression turned serious, and the Sage's Mask appeared on his face!
Instantly activate Sage Mode!

"Immortal Technique: True Thousand Hands!!"

"Boom!"

A towering wooden statue of Guanyin, composed of countless wooden hands, suddenly appeared, its size comparable to the Golem, spanning between the One-Tailed Fox, the Eight-Tailed Fox, and the Golem!

This is the strongest Wood Release technique that only the God of Shinobi can use, but at this moment, Hashirama's face showed a regretful expression.

"It seems that this Impure World Reincarnation technique cannot restore my full strength..."

At his peak, the Guanyin statue summoned by Hashirama was several times larger than the Nine-Tails, but at this time, the Guanyin statue was only about the size of a demon statue.

But there was no other way; piloting two Gundams in a row was Hashirama's current limit.

He manipulated the wooden figure to hold the two ends of the demon statue tightly, attempting to throw it over his shoulder, while he himself manipulated the Guanyin statue to attack Madara's Susanoo.

Hashirama roared, "A Buddha statue on top!"

He controlled the entire True Thousand Hands, concentrating all of Guanyin's weight into his fist to strike Ban, unleashing thousands of sanctions! Each punch could destroy mountains and meteorites!
"Boom!! Boom!! Boom!!"

The gods and Buddhas chanted loudly, and the sky hung low!
Aside from Hashirama's side.

Tobirama teleported to Killer Bee's side, causing countless explosive tags to fly out from his sleeves and stick to the chains.

He's going to try and blow the chains apart with this multiplying explosive tags!
Hiruzen then came to Gaara's side and unleashed a barrage of ninjutsu of the five elements at the chains.

Minato instantly activated his Tailed Beast Transformation mode, leaped up, and grabbed the chain in front of Naruto, pulling him back as if in a tug-of-war.

The situation instantly reached a stalemate!
Naruto stared at Minato ahead, beads of sweat forming on his forehead, and couldn't help but shout, "Use the Tailed Beast Ball... and take him down!"

Minato's Nine-Tails turned to Naruto and said, "No! There's Hashirama-sama's wooden dummy in front of us. We'll accidentally hurt our allies!"

The current formation is: between the golem and the tailed beast stands the wooden doll summoned by Hashirama.

If Minato wanted to tug the ball while simultaneously spraying Tailed Beast Balls at the Golem, he had to make sure the Tailed Beast Balls passed through the gaps in the wooden golem.

On land, it might be worth a try, but on the turbulent sea, aiming is almost impossible.

Naruto thought for a moment and shouted, "Summon Shadow Clones and use their Flying Thunder God Technique to transfer the Tailed Beast Ball!"

Minato was stunned. His son actually knew so much about the Flying Thunder God Technique?
But he immediately realized that this was feasible.

Minato summoned a shadow clone, which quickly ran to the wooden doll's shoulder and then hurled it, pinning the Flying Thunder God Kunai to the doll's body.

Minato's 'kunai attack' had no effect on the giant golem.

The clone made a hand gesture towards the main body, and then the main body had the Nine-Tails condense a Tailed Beast Ball, which was then sprayed towards the clone, Minato!
"boom!!"

The jet-black Tailed Beast Ball, carrying a torrent of water vapor, rushed forward.

Minato rapidly formed hand seals and teleported the Tailed Beast Ball to the location of the golem.

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The golem let out a wail, and the wooden figure seized the opportunity to punch the golem in the eye, knocking it down!
The situation has begun to reverse!

At that moment, a figure circled around and sped towards Naruto's direction!
Deng Deng Deng!
His footsteps splashed water on the surface, and he raised Samehada in his hand and slashed at Naruto!
Kisame never died; instead, he lurked nearby, waiting for his chance to strike.

"Whoosh!!" Kisame was startled and saw blood flowing from his neck. A pink-haired figure appeared before his eyes.

"caught you."

Sakura, who appeared in a flash, continued her movements with a kunai in her hand, aiming straight for Kisame's chest!

Kisame instinctively swung Samehada to absorb her chakra, but suddenly noticed that Sakura's body was abruptly deformed and making a "sizzling" sound!

"boom!!"

Countless drops of boiling water pierced through Samehada and splashed onto Kisame's body, causing him to howl in pain, but his hands continued to move, clapping his hands together.

"Snapped!"

"Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!"

"Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!"

Kisame was startled; he realized that the woman in front of him had used the same move as him!

What's even more unsettling is that, despite having the home-field advantage, the water dragon he summoned was almost the same size as his opponent's.

"You're a Water Release ninja too?"

Kisame's eyes narrowed as he watched the two water dragons collide. He then had Samehada lie on his body, trying to seal the knife wound on his neck.

"boom!!"

Sakura used her superhuman strength to slam Samehada aside, and the next moment she made a gun gesture with both hands.

"boom!!!"

Water Gun - Double Dice!
Kisame was sent flying backward as if he had been hit by a shotgun, but it wasn't over yet. Sakura used the Water Instantaneous Movement Technique to appear next to him and delivered another heavy punch!
In the nick of time, Samehada, desperate to protect its master, rushed towards Sakura and unleashed a headbutt!

"puff!!"

"puff!!"

Sakura's incredible strength pierced Kisame's abdomen, but her own head was struck by Samehada's headbutt, but...

The area where the head was located turned into a pool of flowing water!
Water Release: Water Transformation Technique!

The sharkskin struck the fresh water, its body propelled forward by inertia, and crashed onto the sea surface in front of it.

"This, this is...!" Kisame was shocked. This was clearly the Hozuki clan's signature technique, a trump card secret technique that could turn his body into living water.

In the ocean's home arena, choosing the right time can have a surprising effect.

It can be said that at this moment she fully embodies the famous saying that "women are made of water".

Sakura pulled her bloodied hand away and said coldly, "From today onwards, the Hozuki clan's secret techniques are no longer called secret techniques."

"After the war, I will share them with every Water Release ninja who serves Konoha."

Kisame's pupils began to dilate, and he whispered, "Why... could it be that the Hozuki clan has defected to Konoha?"

Sakura chuckled and shook her head: "No, Hozuki Suigetsu only shared some unimportant secret techniques with me before."

"Until my battle against the Mizukage, Hozuki Gengetsu..."

"I have finally figured out their secret technique. In other words, I now possess the core technology of the Hozuki clan!"

In this world, Naruto and Sasuke rely on the Six Paths cheat and the protagonist's halo, while Sakura has nothing and is just an ordinary Konoha ninja.

However, her exceptional gaming talent allowed her to develop a water-escape technique with Haku's help during her teenage years.

Now, breaking the Hozuki clan's secret techniques is not difficult for her.

Without him, only familiar with Seoul.

Just then, Samehada continued to struggle, but was suddenly slashed by a red sword light in the distance!
"Shhh!!"

Samehada instantly revealed a mask of pain, frantically swinging the hilt of its sword as it swam away into the distance.

Kisame stared incredulously at the approaching Edo Tensei Itachi, muttering, "Itachi-san... were you used as a tool by the people of Konoha?"

"Even after death, they will continue to suffer?"

Itachi shook his head: "I'm sorry, Kisame, I've always been a spy for Konoha."

Although his act of genocide is despicable, his 'loyalty' to peace is beyond question.

Kisame suddenly realized: "I see... No wonder you went back to Konoha that day, you really were going to visit your younger brother."

He recalled Itachi's reaction after the Konoha Crush plan; he should have realized it back then.

The two are not partners, but enemies.

"Understood, Itachi. Do what you must do." Kisame looked at Itachi, his life slowly slipping away.

Kisame didn't understand Itachi, but he respected Itachi's loyalty.

In the original story, he remained true to his duty until he hanged himself in front of Matt Ke.

Itachi nodded, and without hesitation, he drew the Totsuka Blade, pierced Kisame's body, and sealed him inside the gourd.

Kisame Hoshigaki is out of the game!

……

Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield...

The battle between Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju has shifted.

"boom!!!"

A hole was carved out of the Guanyin statue between the pillars!

He watched as Ban Yisheng pressed his eye sockets, a mocking smile playing on the latter's lips.

(End of this chapter)