Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 297 The Rise of Abstract Art! Dishini Lands!
Jiang Chen:.
This is already the fifteenth time today that he's seen background music featuring a baby's belly making thunder.

Obviously.

The gaming environment in the Spirit Continent is shifting from low-quality to high-abstract.

And soon.

He then found the source of all evil, which was Pang Mao, who had been causing trouble in Tong Jincheng's live stream last night.

But he misunderstood them.

Actually, they weren't just joking; that's just how they truly are.

After the news went viral today, Pang Mao issued a statement saying that he was not creating anything abstract.

This statement takes the concept of "a baby's tummy rumbling with thunder" to another level of abstraction.

Pang Mao quickly realized what was happening.

Traffic equals spirit stones – that's the truth!
On the same day, he released several more of his own game videos.

With text:

Why do I have to ask about my zodiac sign just to play a game? My teammates keep asking me if I'm a pig, then a dragon.

【Is it because I don't want to sleep at 3 AM? No, it's because I haven't won yet. I'm not a pig, nor a dragon, I'm your little kitten, baby. So, can I log in now? Meow meow meow~~】

Jiang Chen originally wanted to see how everyone was criticizing this guy in the comments section.

But after opening the comments section, they fell silent.

I never start playing games after 11 PM because if I lose, I really won't be able to sleep.

The streamer still lacks experience. Actually, teammates rarely ask about my zodiac sign; most ask about my race, like whether I'm human.

[The person upstairs can post him online and accuse him of racism.]

[Ugh, if I don't use my mic while playing a game, they call me ugly; if I do use my mic, they say I have a childish, spicy snack voice.]

When will the streamer go live?

Do we, the elite players of Eternal Calamity, really give off a miserable vibe?

Seeing this video made me so sad. I urgently need a senior brother who is at least at the Nascent Soul stage, under 300 years old, and incredibly handsome to fight the Eternal Tribulation with me. Ace level or above is preferred, and please don't apply if you're from a sect below the first-rate level.

[This game seems really unfair to girls. Any girls want to play together? I recently caught a cold, and my voice sounds a bit like a boy's.]

Has the West opened up?

Sanzang and the others who had just received the peaches also learned of this news belatedly.

As for why it took so long to find out...

That's simply because they were so engrossed in their pleasures that they forgot all about home.

After leaving the West, they first indulged in a life of debauchery in the Land of Pleasure, and then went on to squander their wealth at the Grand Lisboa.

If it weren't for a fellow Daoist from their hometown calling them about this, they probably wouldn't have found out for quite some time.

How to do?
The problems they are now facing are very difficult.

to be frank.

They actually hope the west will remain closed.

Or at the very least, you could open it up again in ten or twenty years, or at least in a few months, right?

They had just finished harvesting the peaches when their hometown was ushered in a new era of reform and opening up.

This makes them seem really dull in comparison.

Some people at the scene had already started slapping their thighs in disbelief.

"Dig there? I heard there are opportunities everywhere over there! You can pick up money with your bare hands!"

"Yes, even though our food is terrible, there are so many cultivators from the Eight Regions. We'd be making a killing if each of them got a bite."

"My second uncle is a melon farmer in the Qi Refining stage. He earns over 100,000 spirit stones a day by selling sand melons! Wow, and this is just the beginning. He'll earn even more later."

"Doing business is secondary. I heard that some people have started live streaming and have become big internet celebrities."

"Some temples have also relaxed their restrictions and turned themselves into tourist attractions to attract monks to visit, spend money, and take photos."

"Is it too late for us to go back now?"

Going back should be possible, as long as they are shameless enough.

Let alone the fact that they were originally Western Buddhist cultivators, even if they weren't, now that the West is completely open, even demons and monsters can enter freely, so it's like gold is everywhere.

They might not have cared before, but during this period of carefree living in the Heavenly Demon Realm...

The spirit stones on each of them were already somewhat strained, and some had even taken out online loans.

"We don't necessarily have to go back. Isn't it said that you can make money through live streaming? Why don't we just ask someone how to do it?"

"Who are you looking for?"

"Currently, the last blogger in the West is... wait, it's an old acquaintance, Zen Master Wuzhen, and the IP address shows it's in the Heavenly Demon Realm!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Looking at the soaring profits in the backend, Zen Master Wuzhen's teeth were practically stretched to the back of his ears.

Ok?
Why did Sanzang suddenly call me on video?

Wuzhen was a little reluctant to accept the offer.

To be honest, he now looks down on the natives of his hometown from the bottom of his heart.

However, since it was Sanzang who led the way in offering the peaches that prompted the Thunder Sound Saint Lord to fully open up, Wuzhen thought for a moment and decided to see what this kid had to say.

"Hello~"

"Wuzhen, haha, long time no see."

I glanced at the three burials on the screen.

He was wearing a bathrobe and had a scruffy beard; he looked like he had just come from the Grand Lisboa and was now taking a bath at the Lisboa Bathhouse.

Look at yourself again?
Wuzhen couldn't help but feel a little proud.

Dressed in Armani and a green Submariner, with three luxury car keys hanging from his waist, he exuded the air of high society in the Heavenly Demon Realm.

Now, all that's missing is a household registration, and Wuzhen will be officially considered a citizen of the Heavenly Demon Realm!
Looking at the envious eyes of Sanzang on the screen, Wuzhen couldn't help but feel proud.

Three burials?

The foremost Buddhist cultivator under the Western Holy Lord?

so what?

The past is the past, the present is the present, and even a hundred Sanzangs cannot compare to the present me.

"So it's Fellow Daoist Sanzang. What brings you here? Do you need something?"

"Forehead"

Seeing that Wuzhen, who used to address him as the "Three Burials Divine Monk," was now ignoring him, Sanzang looked embarrassed.

However, thinking that his spirit stones were about to run out, he continued:
"Junior Brother Wuzhen, is this so? I heard you've become a top streamer now?"

"So what?"

"Look, we're all from the West. Can you teach me how to become a top streamer?"

Oh?
So you wanted to enter the industry.

Wuzhen nodded, adopting the air of a life mentor:

"Actually, it's not that difficult. You can just copy someone else's script."

"Copying from others?"

Looking at the mentally challenged Sanzang, Wuzhen became even more disdainful, thinking that such a bumpkin's thinking would remain so even if he left the West.

"Let me teach you one last trick. If you want to create an account, just look at how the top streamers in Tianyao Domain do it. Don't look at those veteran streamers; they have a solid fan base, which we can't replicate."

"Just look at which track has the most traffic right now, and we'll go and capture that traffic."

After saying this, Wuzhen hung up the video call, not allowing Sanzang to continue asking questions. He then immediately turned on the front-facing camera on his phone.

"The flying cars in the Heavenly Demon Realm are so fast! They're much better than our old-fashioned and slow lotus platforms in the West!"

"Oh dear, I envy the local cultivators of the Heavenly Demon Realm. It was only after coming here that I realized what true gourmet food is. One bite of ice cream made me feel like I had wasted the first half of my life."

The video was seen by Sanzang after he hung up the phone.

"this?"

Then Sanzang looked through Wuzhen's other videos.

There are street scenes:

"Wow, such clean and tidy streets are unimaginable in the West."

There are photos of street food stalls:
"It feels like even the most ordinary cultivators in the Heavenly Demon Realm are much happier than the Buddhas in our Western world."

Some are photographs of the night sky:

"I feel that the moon in the Heavenly Demon Realm is bigger, rounder, and brighter than the one in the west!"

After receiving his driver's license, Wuzhen excitedly declared:

"I want to buy a house and a car in the Heavenly Demon Realm and become a true cultivator of the Heavenly Demon Realm!"

Without exception, all of his works.

They were all praising the various civilizations and virtues of the Heavenly Demon Realm, while simultaneously belittling their own homeland.

Is this why Wuzhen became so popular?
So Sanzang also filmed a few videos in imitation.

However, the feedback from the cultivators of the Heavenly Demon Realm was overwhelmingly negative, with comments such as "Your acting is too fake," "The track is packed, are you here?" and "We're not buying this anymore."

Is this track no longer viable?

Unwilling to give up, Sanzang studied it carefully again.

It was discovered that Wuzhen was able to earn this living not through his own efforts, but because he was inspired by people like Li Daya who praised Western works.

Besides the ones being touted, are there any other tracks?

After trying it out...

Sanzang realized that no matter which path he took, he was not suited for it.

Perhaps I'm not suited for live streaming?
At that very moment, big data pushed a recruitment notice from Wan San Group to San Zang.

after a while.

The long-awaited construction of Disneyland has finally come to fruition.

From construction to completion, the time span exceeded Jiang Chen's original expectations on several occasions.

of course.

This is not because someone is slacking off.

Rather, it's because there are simply too many elements that need to be included in the design.

Not only must the basic power sources of various facilities be sufficiently intense and stimulating.

It also contains various top-tier formations such as the [Top-Tier Spirit-Suppressing Array], [Space-Time Illusion], [Inner Demon Simulation Array], [Quantum Chaos Teleportation Portal], and [Causal Reincarnation Trap].

It also created numerous interconnected mini-worlds.

Jiang Chen demanded that these top-tier formations, encompassing the righteous, demonic, and monster paths, must reach a level sufficient to shake the Dao heart of a Mahayana cultivator.

Moreover, although the Mahayana Venerable One can already tear through space and be in a spatial rift.

However, these newly created small worlds must be able to accommodate cultivators in the Qi Refining stage for extended periods, which is quite challenging.

In the end, it was only by relying on the Yaochi Holy Land to offer up one of its most treasured immortal artifacts, the Yaochi Guixu Cauldron, that all these small worlds were stabilized.

Besides the difficulties in construction.

Coordination among the various parties involved is also very troublesome.

For example, the "Quantum Chaos Portal" mimics the trajectory of a quantum fall.

Set up a teleportation array at the bottom of the [Drop Tower] and find some cooperative "sects".

Make the destination random for each fall.

For example, falling into the Jade Pool, falling into the Great Dream, falling into the Blood Fiend Sect, falling into the Fire Refining Valley Furnace, falling into the Desire Pool of the Charming Maiden Sect, falling into the Ten Thousand Mountains and the Cave of Ten Thousand Snakes, etc.

There's even a chance to enter a hidden level, where players can get stuck in a spatial rift for half an incense stick's time.

Let them fall into utter despair, unable to live or die!
If you allow your tourists to fall into someone else's sect's territory for no reason, you must negotiate with them.

It's only recently that the Wan San Group's influence has grown significantly; otherwise, some sects might not have been willing to give in.

As Huang Wansan continued to explain why the construction period had been delayed for so long, Jiang Chen waved his hand, indicating that he could understand.

"Let's go see what this Dishini is all about."

Hey!
So fierce?
Jiang Chen stared at Disneyland in front of him, somewhat lost in thought.

This park perfectly blends elements of Earth and the world of cultivation.

Nine floating islands were arranged in a nine-palace eight-trigram pattern.

The main island is 33 miles in diameter. The space is compressed using the Sumeru Mustard Seed Array, and its actual interior is comparable to the Jade Pool Holy Land.

The ground is crisscrossed by 108 glass walkways, with liquid starlight flowing across their surfaces, making cultivators feel as if they are riding on rainbows.

In addition to the thrilling drop tower and screaming roller coaster that Jiang Chen mentioned earlier.

Fu Yuechan also proposed the concept of "Three Thousand Mirror Seas".

A vast silver ocean formed by the Demonic Sect's Demon-Attracting Banners, each drop of demonic pearl reflecting the cultivator's inner demons.

Sleeping beneath the sea is a mirror palace crafted from fragments of the Mirror of Momentary Eternity, where time flows a hundred times slower than in the outside world.

Once inside, the monks must be constantly aware of all the mirrors around them.

Otherwise, if the body's actions are imitated by three or more mirror images simultaneously, the soul will be dragged into the mirror world.

Wang Jin proposed the game "Floating Life Gamble with Dice".

A gambling table made from the skull of a descendant of the Taotie, where bets are placed on limbs, spiritual roots, or fortune.

The six sides of the die are engraved with curses such as "Falling into Reincarnation", "Severing Cause and Effect", and "Stealing Soul".

The bookmaker is actually the previous "player" who lost money gambling and went bankrupt, thus becoming trapped here.

You have to rack your brains to bankrupt the next player so you can escape.

The Hundred Flowers Sect proposed the "Yin-Yang Reversal House".

The gender and soul attributes of all those who enter are forcibly reversed.

The male will conceive a "ghost fetus," and the female will give birth to a "dragon root," which lasts for twelve hours.

Furthermore, the Yin-Yang House is protected by an isolation array, so people outside cannot see what happens inside.

The Three Burials Zen Master proposed the concept of "Bridge of Departure from Fire and Burning of Emotions".

A thousand-foot-long red crystal bridge floats above the magma, its surface engraved with the secret patterns of the Hehuan Sect.

Regardless of gender, those traveling together must hold hands. If one party's emotions waver, it will trigger karmic fire that burns the soul, causing unbearable pain.

Hidden Easter Egg: The couple walks the entire way together, and at the end of the bridge, the ancient dual cultivation stele "Zen of Blissful Joy" appears.

Jiang Chen:.
He originally thought that what he had done was also quite cruel.

Compared to them, our methods seem too lenient.

In the Hundred Flowers Sect, at least everyone collectively underwent gender reassignment. Whether or not they were deeply involved, it was still a matter between opposite sexes.

But the practice of triple burial is rather outrageous.

Everyone, regardless of gender, should hold hands!
The reward for completing the entire course is "The Zen of Blissful Joy".

Can this be right?

(End of this chapter)