Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 296 They all laugh at you, but you're the funniest one too.
Situ Chengfeng didn't believe it!

Based on his experience, this Qin Zhu is definitely a gold digger and would never voluntarily post about her daily life with her partner on social media.

unless
After glancing at Qin Zhu's Douyin account, Situ Chengfeng immediately searched for it and finally revealed an expression that said, "I knew it."

He then showed the contents of his phone directly to Pang Mao's face:

"Look, this is the homepage of Qin Zhu that I saw. Brother, did you know that you can set your Douyin videos to be visible only to a certain person?"

Pang Mao:
"Is this really what she truly thinks?"

Pang Mao took the phone in disbelief and looked at the contents of Qin Zhu's works one by one.

Her works clearly demonstrate her independent personality.

(Photo: A woman taking a selfie while holding a bouquet of flowers in the store)
[At 580 years old, she bought her first flower shop outright; this independent female cultivator doesn't accept any definitions!]

[A female cultivator's ambition should never be called 'materialistic'; the most beautiful sight is when she earns spirit stones to buy her own fairy robes. #NewWomenOfSpiritualQiContinent #EntrepreneurialDiaryOfHundredFlowersSect]

(Image showing the new mobile phone)

[Finally upgraded from the regular Joyful Heart version to the luxurious Fragrance version!]

[Those groups who mock female cultivators for only relying on their Daoist partners, listen up! Every spirit stone I own is a flower blooming at my fingertips. #IndependenceIsConfidence #MagicArtifactPurchaseList]

(Video: Pruning flower branches late at night)

[A training room at 3 a.m.? No, it's a startup site at 3 a.m.]

[People often ask me why I refuse to be 'supported' by male cultivators. How can the blossoming of relying on others compare to the joy of taking root on my own? #CultivatingImmortalsIsNotAsGoodAsCultivatingA Career#Quotes from the Senior Sister of the Hundred Flowers Sect]

(Nine-grid bag showcase)

[Nine photos for the season! People always say they can't collect all the limited-edition spring bags~]

Some people say it's too expensive, but I think it's worth it. Some things, once missed, are missed forever. The reward for hard work and dedication should be a source of joy and happiness.

[P.S.: Those who question the price, please first consider how many sleepless nights you've spent working on your career. #CultivationFashionTrend]

(Three consecutive selfies in front of the mirror show outfit)
[I'm often questioned by male cultivators in my sect, "Who are you buying all these fairy robes for?"]

【Of course I want to see it myself!】

Every inch of this Black Swan haute couture gown was earned through hard work during my cultivation breaks. Who has the right to criticize it? #Self-Indulgence #Freedom of Clothing in the Spiritual Continent

(Image caption: Working on accounts late at night)

[Still checking the florist's accounts in the early hours of the morning]

People often ask why female cultivators strive so hard to cultivate.

[Because the spirit stones you earn will never betray you, and the light you light will never go out. #SpiritualQiContinentBusinessBlog #RejectLoveBrains]

There are countless examples like this.

Pang Mao's face was ashen.

The bags, flower shops, and new cell phones that Qin Zhu showcases in her works were all gifts from Pang Mao!

And in her works, all of these are portrayed as achievements she attained through her own efforts?!
Pang Mao almost couldn't catch his breath, and his face gradually turned pale.

How could this be?
Why it came out like this?
Was Qin Zhu's usual kindness towards me just an act?
Even at this moment, Situ Chengfeng didn't forget to deliver the finishing blow:

"Do you believe it or not, Qin Zhu is currently in her group of girlfriends discussing how to use sweet talk to make you happy so she can continue to squeeze 'you' out of your spirit stones?"

While Pang Mao was looking at Qin Zhu's work, the latter continued to send Pang Mao private messages.

[Qin Zhu: What's wrong with that? Can't we girls be a little willful?]

[Qin Zhu: Baby, are you still angry with me? I was just testing if you love me. I'll cook for you tonight, steamed pork with rice flour, a dish I just learned to make.]

[Qin Zhu: My best friends all say that you can't find another male cultivator in the entire Heavenly Demon Realm who is as willing to spend money on his Daoist partner as Bao Bao (cat snuggling.gif)]

"If you keep ignoring her, do you believe she'll start eyeing your spirit stones soon? She might even pretend she doesn't want you to spend money and retract her message?"

[Qin Zhu: By the way, baby, where did you earn all those spirit stones?]

[Qin Zhu: Speaking of which, Chanel's official account just notified me that their limited-edition storage bag will be released tonight, but I think I'll pass~]

(Retract a message)
[Qin Zhu: As long as my baby has me in his heart, even eating at a roadside stall is happiness! (Striving)]

"If you reply to her saying that the video you just posted was a wallet balance image that you randomly searched on Douyin, do you believe she'll immediately lose her temper and start cursing at you?"

"Impossible! She's not the kind of girl who only cares about spirit stones!"

Pang Mao then replied:
[Pang Mao: Baby, the wallet balance I just posted isn't mine; it's just a random picture I found online and posted for fun.]

[Qin Zhu: ? ? ? ]

[Qin Zhu: Are you fucking crazy?]

[Qin Zhu: If you don't have money, what are you pretending for?]

[Qin Zhu: They're really going all out!]

[Qin Zhu: You're trash, you only deserve to play trash games like Eternal Elite!]

[Qin Zhu: ***!]

[Pang Mao: Netherworld Elite is not a trash game!]

Pang Mao wanted to explain something, but the message he sent had already turned into a red exclamation mark.

Situ Chengfeng shrugged:

"look?"

Pang Mao was still unwilling to give up:
Is it possible that she doesn't dislike me for not having money, but just feels that I lied to her with the pictures?

Situ Chengfeng:
Who exactly is this Tan Zhu, that he could turn a perfectly good male cultivator into this state?
"brother."

"elder brother."

Pang Mao interrupted Situ Chengfeng before he could speak:
"I get it. A shut-in like me who only plays video games will never have any girls like him."

"Hey buddy, you've gone off on a tangent. The world may be patched up, but there will always be someone who loves you."

Pang Mao shook his head with a wry smile.

For Qin Zhu, he not only gave her all the profits from his game boosting, but also took out a loan of hundreds of thousands of yuan to help her open a flower shop.

No matter the situation, he always responds to her requests and replies to messages instantly.

Despite giving so much of her heart, she couldn't win the other person's love in return.

Is there anyone on the Spirit Continent who would like someone else?
"Brother, it won't happen."

"It's no use saying more, brother. I used to be like you. I sincerely suggest you follow the Douyin account of Tong Jincheng, the most affectionate man in Canglan Domain. You'll understand after watching it."

Seeing Situ Chengfeng's earnest and persuasive manner, Pang Mao gave a bitter smile.

"Is it the most affectionate?"

"Thank you to this brother Pang Mao for sending the carnival. Thank you, brother. We're all family. Just follow and like the streamer. If you have any questions, just ask. Don't spend any money."

After expressing his gratitude, Tong Jincheng began to offer his speculations and words of advice:
"Look, everyone."

"Based on what this Pang Mao guy on the mic said, he is a typical homebody with very little experience in dating."

"And I'm pretty sure he doesn't have more than five female friends on Douyin!" Holy crap?

Pang Mao, on the other end of the microphone, was taken aback and quickly said:
How did you know?

"Hehe, I know you not only have very few female friends, but you're also very bad at communicating and chatting with Xiaomei, right?"

【Yeah! I... I feel a little embarrassed to strike up a conversation with female cultivators. I'm afraid of being rejected, and I'm also worried that I'm not good enough. I often fantasize about various flirting techniques before bed, but in the end, I never dare to take action, so... sigh.】

Tong Jincheng nodded, signaling his assistant to record the clip so that various marketing accounts could edit it.

"Brothers, here comes the typical example."

"This brother Pang Mao has fallen into a clear right-leaning error. Even after mentally preparing himself, he dared not pursue Xiao Mei when he met her."

"Without putting it into practice, ignoring objective reality, relying on subjective assumptions and not daring to take the first step, one misses the possibility of having love."

"This actually reflects a common contradiction: on the one hand, people yearn to connect with the opposite sex, but on the other hand, they are bound by their inner fears."

[Pang Mao: No, host, I also mustered up the courage to approach someone once. I was very brave before and confessed my feelings to a female friend I had just met. I didn't expect that she would not only reject me, but also get very angry, call me crazy, and in the end we couldn't even be friends anymore.]

"Here we go again, guys. Get your notebooks out, we might have stumbled upon a rare dating genius."

"According to Pang Mao's description, he directly confessed his love to a young woman he had only known for a short time."

"I have repeatedly emphasized that confessing one's feelings is not the bugle call to charge into battle, but the triumphant song announcing victory!"

"Moreover, one has no right to speak without investigation. This brother has fallen into a typical left-leaning error, failing to pay attention to investigation and research, failing to understand the needs and psychology of the other party, and acting blindly."

"You don't even know Xiaomei's preferences and personality, so why do you think she would agree to be with you?"

The comments section was filled with mockery:

【No, Pang Mao, are you playing the "don't laugh" challenge? Then I admit you win.】

[When others confess their love, it's a triumphant song; when you confess, it's like a clown's gong.]

[Dude, is this your first time here? You're such a newbie when it comes to dating!]

[It's recommended to spend one spirit stone to join Brother Tong's fan group; it contains a complete set of dating tips.]

The barrage of comments in the live stream made Pang Mao blush instantly.

I feel like a clown.

Strangely, even though these people were mocking him, his grief over Qin Zhu's departure was somewhat relieved.

It's really strange.
Thinking of this, he continued to press for answers:

[Pang Mao: Host, host, what should I do now? I mean, what methods should I use to pursue Xiao Mei?]

Tong Jincheng pushed up his glasses and said seriously:

"Girls aren't won over by you chasing them, they're won over by attraction. Do you understand attraction?"

[Pang Mao: Attractive?]

"Yes, everyone has their own strengths. Be brave and be yourself. Show your most authentic self, and the opposite sex you attract will truly love you. Don't you agree?"

understood.

But I don't really understand it.

[Pang Mao: But does a gamer like me have any redeeming qualities?]

"I'll say it again: everyone has their own strengths. Do whatever you want. What, can't you live without a woman or what?"

this.
Pang Mao was stunned again.

On the other hand, it seems that after being with Qin Zhu, I am not as comfortable as when I was alone.
Back then, I could earn tens of thousands a month.

Eat whatever you want, and spend as much money on games as you want.

As for the highlights.
"Bro, be brave and break free from conventional constraints. You must be very socially awkward, right? Come on, let's skip the voice chat and connect directly. You show us all a talent!"

Performing talents?

Pang Mao was both nervous and ashamed at this moment.

At the same time, I also have a little bit of anticipation, that I might really have to bravely take my first step.

After mustering up my courage.

Pang Mao requested a video conference:
"My talents are actually not that great. I can only sing, and every time I perform, my ex-partner and her best friend laugh at me."

"It's fine."

Tong Jincheng comforted him:

"You may not know this, but confidence is definitely a more important trump card for male cultivators than good looks!"

Meanwhile, viewers in the live stream were also cheering him on:

Don't worry, buddy, even though they're all laughing at you, your brothers definitely won't!

Yes, we're all buddies.

"Okay then."

After a moment of preparation, Pang Mao finally spoke:

[Baby's tummy is rumbling! Baby's tummy is rumbling!]

[Baby Lei Lei is getting a tummy rub~ Let's rub baby Lei Lei's tummy rub~]

There's a game that makes you feel younger the more you play it—it's Mobile Eternal Elite.

Nobody calls you "brother" here, everyone calls you "elementary school student".

I want to ask you what kind of strength you have that allows him to dominate your ID for a lifetime.

Studio:? ? ?

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This is incredible!

You're really funny, bro.

[This fits my stereotype of players who play Eternal Blade.]

[This is terrifying! I need to warn my best friends to avoid Elite Players!]

They all laugh at you, and you just happen to be funny too.

Abstract is abstract.

Making people laugh is still making people laugh.

But don't forget that Tong Jincheng, as a top-tier live streamer, has tens of millions of viewers online every moment.

There are also countless videos and marketing accounts that stake out the locations.

Pang Mao's live performance of singing, dancing, and rapping quickly went viral across the internet.

(End of this chapter)