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Chapter 104, "The Legend of Heavenly Thunder 2 - The Warrior Fights the Demon King," is officially released.

"Hello? Can you hear me?" Xue Dinglu asked the sky-covering...monster?

Forgive him for not knowing how to describe this terrifying creature. Monster? Super Beast? Or Kaiju?

It was a colossal creature that stood over 50 meters tall while sitting on the ground. Its body was covered in scales and scars, and dark red blood vessels formed a web in the whites of its eyes. Every blink of its eyes brought a sulfurous hurricane.

The mandible, covered with calcified nodules, was slightly open, revealing sharp teeth that crisscrossed like tunnel supports. Fishy green slime dripped from between the teeth, corroding the ground and emitting spirals of toxic smoke.

The scales on his forearm gleamed with a cold, steely sheen from long-term friction, and the protruding bone spurs at his elbow joint were adorned with the remains of an unknown creature, while blood still dripped from the drooping veins.

Xue's Law: ...

All that time he spent cleaning up his consciousness space was for nothing...

"Hey, can you respond? Can you hear me?" Xue Dinglu climbed up to the monster's ear and roared loudly into its deep, cave-like ear.

However, there was still no movement.

The behemoth was still breathing, its heart was still beating, and its eyes were open, but it was no longer responding.

It was as if he were completely dead.

Old Deng is a bit difficult to communicate with this time...

Xue Lu looked at the behemoth and suddenly wanted to calculate its mass.

So he tried to move the giant beast's drooping legs with his own strength, and he could only lift it a little bit by using almost all his strength.

Then, based on your own strength, calculate the weight of that foot, and then relax your leg to reduce the force according to the natural biological rhythm...

After a series of calculations, he looked at the figure of 8.8 tons that he had calculated and gasped in shock.

This is a super monster that is about 80 meters long when it stands up and weighs nearly 90,000 tons.

What does this size and weight mean? This is ten times the weight of the strongest Kaiju in the Pacific Rim. Under this level of suppression, it can crush a Kaiju as easily as crushing a cat.

If you bring ten Dangerous Rangers and ten Crimson Storms, this behemoth would probably crush them into metal like soda cans.

Even in a tokusatsu drama, it would be at least at the level of a super beast.

According to Xue's observations, although this giant beast looks like a giant dinosaur or a super-giant lizard, its hands have the dexterity of a primate.

At the same time, its mouth has a strong sulfur smell, which proves that it has a long-range breath attack.

With these conditions in place, let alone dangerous wanderers, even the invincible Shafulin would be brought to his knees by the flames.

If it were to grow a pair of wings on its back, Xue's Law might consider it a dragon from some other world.

But that's obviously not the case. This behemoth is simply a monster, and even when Xue Lude ran right up to it, it didn't react at all.

Even with the song "Phoenix Legend" playing loudly through a megaphone next to its ear, it still didn't react. Only the fetal heartbeat and breathing proved that it was still alive.

This is the strangest guest ever to appear in the consciousness space; it does not speak, does not respond, cannot see, and cannot hear.

It stayed in the space, and then only its heartbeat and breathing remained.

There's no way to know its past, no way to know who it is, and no way to even know what it is.

Monster? Super Beast? Or some alien behemoth?
Unbeknownst to him, this behemoth seemed to hold many secrets; its mere presence alone was enough to instill a sense of oppression in Xue Luding.

Xue Dinglu stood a few dozen meters away and saw the entire giant beast.

"He's quite handsome, isn't he?" he thought, looking at the monster.

It was also the monster he had never encountered before, one that he had absolutely no idea how to deal with, and there was no corresponding information about it even in the knowledge left behind by the great sage.

The panel scan only showed a message about an "unknown behemoth".

Perhaps he will only learn the origin of this giant beast in the evening, in his dreams.

He was preparing to leave the consciousness space when, at that moment, he seemed to have a strange feeling: the giant beast's eyelids twitched slightly.

……

There are no classes in the afternoon.

The library was crowded, so Xue Dinglu had to go home to catch up on the video and see if the behemoth had any reaction.

This really stumped him. Whether it was the old undead, the great sage, or the brave uncle, they could at least communicate normally.

However, this colossal beast, which blots out the sky, showed no intention of communicating.

Xue Lude got angry and punched the giant beast hard, but it only jerked for a moment and then continued to lie there like a corpse.

The cursed blood extended from Xue Dinglu's hand and then burrowed beneath the giant beast's skin...

After a long while, the cursed blood got lost...

The behemoth was too large, and even if all the cursed blood were spread out, it could not completely penetrate its body.

All that is known is that this is a creature whose cells contain extremely high energy, like a walking biological nuclear bomb, terrifying and powerful.

"Forget it, at worst I'll just treat it as a decoration standing in the consciousness space, and replace it with another person I can communicate with in 7 days." Xue Dinglu scratched his head, he really had no other choice.

Although he collected some skin flakes from the behemoth, he dared not bring them into the real world. Who knew if the behemoth, whose cursed blood could not be analyzed, might have some unknown extraterrestrial viruses or parasites on it?

If you put a Resident Evil or Parasyte on his little wrecked planet, that would be the end of it.

……

I rode my bicycle home.

However, when he saw the front door of his house, he frowned.

Blood was splashed on his doorstep, and the words "scumbag" were written in blood.

He reached out and touched the blood; it was dog blood.

The elderly people around were all talking about it. Xue Dinglu's family actually lived in a rural area on the outskirts of the city. However, due to urban development extending to his area and the construction of "new rural areas," his house looked like a small villa.

The elderly people around were all former neighbors from the village. They had watched Xue Dinglu grow up, so they naturally knew what kind of person he was.

Leaving aside the term "scumbag," no girl has ever entered Xue's home.

"Uncle Li, what happened?" Xue Dinglu asked Uncle Li, who was at the village intelligence committee, and handed him a handful of sunflower seeds.

"Son, I don't know either. It seems like this morning, a van stopped in front of your house. We don't know anything about it. After the van left, this happened. Did you offend someone outside?" Grandpa Li asked with some concern.

"Who did I offend?" Xue Dinglu thought for a moment. He really hadn't offended anyone. What had he done recently?
Slay the Lich King, slay Zeus, and slay the evil god...

Oh, and they also released a first-person movie.

Besides that, who else could he possibly offend?
Zeus lifted the coffin and told him, "You scumbag!"
"Kid, why don't you come stay at my house for a while? My son Duoduo is in second grade now, you can tutor him..." Uncle Li asked Xue Dinglu as if he were concerned.

Xue's Law: ...

I'm back, and that familiar feeling is back.

The reason he is so popular is because he has good grades, and all the neighbors and relatives want him to tutor their children.

For these locals living in Jiangcheng, getting into the University of Science and Technology of China was an absolute honor, a source of great pride for their families.

Furthermore, the cost of living in Jiangcheng is so high that hiring a student from the University of Science and Technology of China as a tutor would cost at least several hundred yuan per hour, which is unaffordable for most families.

Oh, luckily Xiao Xue is home...

"No, no, I'm busy at university. Let's do it this weekend, next time for sure!" Xue Dinglu politely declined Uncle Li's invitation to tutor.

He looked at the pool of dog blood at the door and the big words "scumbag" on it; it would be a lie to say he wasn't angry.

It was his own home, after all. Even though he lived alone, it was still an inheritance left by his parents. So, Xue installed two "lights" on the courtyard wall, but in reality, they were cameras that Xue had installed, as well as a second-tier holy light magic "searcher eye".

This is a detection-type spell that continuously monitors the surrounding area once triggered.

If we can combine magic and technology, I'm sure we can catch those troublemakers.

He didn't know water magic, and it took him several hours to clean up the bloodstains at the door. He glared fiercely in the direction of the village entrance.

You just wait! Don't let me catch you, or I'll humiliate you severely, regardless of whether you're male or female!
Touching the keyboard, Xue Dinglu opened the original video and began editing the story of the hero fighting the demon king.

……

Late at night, a video was uploaded to TT's account, and instantly, the people who had been waiting there clicked on it with great enthusiasm.

"Elves! Elves!"

"Beware of goblin invasion from upstairs."

"Ahhh, the elf is my wife."

"Wake up, your wife is an insect."

"I'll accept the bugs, and the bug girl is cute too, with her pert belly..."

"I was so scared by the way the Indian guy played that I fainted..."

Instantly, a ton of outrageous comments appeared under the 198-minute video.

Of course, there is also a great deal of fierce struggle between the "married woman" party and the "loli" party.

Some people are cursing Xue's Law for betraying the "wife worship" philosophy, questioning why the beautiful goddess and Hera from the previous movie didn't make a cameo appearance.

Some people cheered that Xue Law had joined the Lolita Cult, and that the second part of the Heavenly Thunder Chronicles was full of lolis!

The comment section was in complete chaos, while the whole story of the video began to slowly unfold before everyone.

And streamers who want to increase their viewership also come to Weiguan.

"Hey bro, let's check out the second part of Skybreaker today. Is it a fantasy story about a hero fighting a demon king this time? Looks like it'll be a Greek hero battling a demon king from another world." A streamer who was getting utterly thrashed in the game again decided to keep racking up viewership.

……

The Legend of the Heavenly Kings 2: The Brave Warrior vs. the Demon King

The hero Syldras returned to the modern world and spent seven ordinary days. On this day, he suddenly sensed that he was being pulled by a spatial force.

The next moment, he was summoned to another world, embarking on an adventure intertwined with conspiracy and love...

The movie begins with text and Xue Dinglu's own voiceover providing a brief backstory.

Don't pay too much attention to the details, but the general idea is that the plot picks up right where the previous one left off: the heroes who killed the gods didn't die, and they were summoned to another world as heroes.

Then he killed the evil insects, saved the girl, and met the elf who was so devoted to him under the moon.

"Wife! My wife!"

At this moment, the barrage of comments went wild. Xue Lude had clearly mastered the essence of video editing; he knew how to edit videos to make them go viral. Although he disliked the elf, he still decided to give her the most screen time in the early episodes.

Earning traffic? Not shameful, after all, the last video went viral because of the appearance of many gods in the Golden Apple incident.

That's why Xue's Law chose the editing technique with the most bullet comments.

Later, when they arrived in the capital, all the little gestures the elf made towards him were edited in, eliciting a lot of exclamations in the comments.

"Honey, rub against me! Rub against me!"

"Ahhh, elves are so cute! Are there any elves in this world? I want to keep one as a pet."

"No, it's too small. I like bigger ones."

"Housewives, take this elbow strike!"

Although the elf's heart was wicked, her appearance was undeniably beautiful, and for many people, good looks are everything.

Of course, this will also result in more comments when she dies.

Then came the banquet in the capital, where the comments section exploded again, given the presence of elves in formal dresses, countless beautiful noblewomen, and the three top-tier loli princesses.

This scene is in no way inferior to the scene involving the Apple of Nagkin in the Greek chapter.

However, while the Golden Apple incident in the Greek chapter involved all the Thunder Goddesses, this one is all about lolis, but it's a different kind of beauty, a more unique kind.

However, this beauty was soon destroyed, and the little girl turned into an evil insect.

The protagonist, "Xerides," discovers the truth about the world and begins searching for the great princess Fafnir, who can break the deadlock.

Then, he began his escape with Fafnir, the daughter of the former hero.

Only at this point did the audience begin to immerse themselves in the story.

Playing with the princess, frolicking in the rain, facing the Royal Knights, and then the Demon King descends.

The truth of the world is fully revealed: the world has been corrupted, heroes have been framed, and monsters live in human skin.

Therefore, the heroes of the Sky Thunder regrouped.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, with their world-destroying halos, reveal their plan to save the world through destruction.

At the moment Wang Xuan's sword was used, the barrage of comments erupted once again, with everyone sending messages instead of calling for their wives.

"Arthur!"

"It's Arthur!"

"King Arthur, we love you!"

As one of the world's most famous myths, the Sword of the Chosen alone is known to everyone.

Then, the sage began to train a king, form a knightly order, gather refugees, and subsequently, defeat the demon king.

At this moment, everyone was once again immersed in the story.

The true plan of Sildenas, the arrival of the evil god, and the reunion of the Greek heroes, charging through the flames.

And finally, the holy sword of salvation, gathered from the prayers of the whole world, and the liberation of the thirteen blessings, brought the story to its climax and conclusion.

This has excited countless people once again!

Although this story is not as tragic as the Greek arc, and there are countless scenes of returning protagonists from previous games that feel like a money-grabbing ploy.

But this story is just so compelling; it's a million times better than those films like Captain Black, American Black Team, and Romeo and Zhu Bajie, which were all poisoned by the ideology of "political correctness."

In addition, Xue Law chose the editing technique that had the most bullet comments.

Unsurprisingly, the film became a hit again.

……

Meanwhile, in the entertainment industry of a certain large country in the East.

Today's trending topics:
1. "The Legend of the Condor Heroes 2: The Warrior vs. the Demon King" continues to be a hit both at home and abroad. What kind of magic does director Xue Lude possess?
2. Teacher Wang announced her divorce.

　A 4,000-word chapter, today's 10,000-word update is complete. I can only say that I will try my best to maintain the quality.

　　Just saying... writing slice-of-life stories is so hard, I want to fight, that's so much fun!
　　Fighting is fun!

　　The battle was exhilarating!
　　Just kidding, there's still a little bit of everyday transitional content, like taking a break midway through saving the world to enjoy the scenery along the way.
　　Next chapter, the Giant Beast chapter, a grand serial.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)