My portable grandfather refreshes every week

Chapter 103 This time, Old Deng who came was no human being.
On this day, those who had followed Xue's Law account on foreign websites were idly scrolling through TT.

"The winner of the Miss France pageant has been announced: a 200-pound Black contestant, XXXX."

"Captain Crystal 3 is released; the second female lead is a Black actress, XXX."

"My gender is Enterprise with a long nose!"

"A female weightlifter withdrew from the women's competition due to a sprained ankle..."

Such abstract videos, no matter how many times you watch them, only make you feel tense.

These foreigners, despite the sweltering heat, felt their hands and feet turn ice-cold and shiver all over. They stood frozen, wondering, "Is there really something wrong with my aesthetic sense? What's wrong with this world? Is there no normal aesthetic sense at all?"

I can't take it anymore, I need to go watch the Goddess and Empress in "The Legend of the Heavenly Emperor" to cleanse my eyes.

However, when he casually flipped to the next video, the large title "Tian Ting Ji 2 - Brave Warriors Fight Demons" appeared before his eyes.

"I hope it's not another low-quality fraudulent video made by AI," the foreigner complained.

In the past two days, there have been quite a few videos trying to ride the coattails of the popularity of "Tian Ting Ji". I would wholeheartedly support those cosplay videos, but there are a lot of low-quality videos using clickbait titles like "Tian Ting Ji 2" to attract traffic and deceive people.

But this time, the first scene is a moonlit otherworld, with scantily clad, live-action fairy girls.

Oh no! It's the feeling of falling in love!
All of this seems real; Little Head doesn't lie.

Then, scene after scene of another world unfolded, and he became completely immersed in it. But suddenly, the beautiful girl's skin was peeled off and she turned into an insect. The horror and fear of this scene were no less than that of taking off your pants and finding out that the goddess you were looking at is Zeus!

Zeus even appeared behind you!

Afterwards, he watched the footage carefully and chuckled when he saw the funny behind-the-scenes clip at the end, which featured the title "Tian Ting Ji 2 - The Brave Fights the Demon King".

He immediately went to the comments section and, sure enough, saw that the number of comments had exceeded 10,000 in just a few minutes.

However, most of the comments were...

"Has Cyclops betrayed the doctrine of married women?! What happened to the beautiful goddess Athena and Hera from before?"

"Xerylus, damn it, this second part is all girls with breasts smaller than mine, it's amazing!"

Are there any little boys?

"What priest?!"

"Stop talking! When is the production team going to release a costume collection? I'm taking my money! Hurry up and take my money!"

……

In an instant, the topic gained traction on the international internet.

It was just a promotional video, not the actual movie, but those people who had had enough of the abuse got excited again.

The goddesses in the Greek version were all mature, wavy-haired women, but this time all the female characters are sweet, cute lolis.

The real audience is actually quite tolerant of film and television; all they want is good-looking men and women performing a reasonably decent story.

However, now, even seeing a character of normal gender with relatively dark skin in a play seems like a luxury.

In this environment, Xue Dinglu's self-edited short films seemed to provide them with an outlet for their emotions.

They just wanted to tell those idiots in Hollywood and around the world that they like blonde hair and big waves!
As a result, the promotional video quickly garnered a large number of reposts. Xue Law didn't even buy any promotion this time. Under these circumstances, the promotional video and the behind-the-scenes footage videos were rapidly gaining popularity with a staggering number of hundreds of thousands of simultaneous viewers.

In just one night, it reached tens of millions of views.

Countless people around the world are eagerly anticipating the free upload of "The Legend of the Heavenly Kings 2".

Two days felt like two years of agony to them.

……

Meanwhile, our "superstar" Xue Luding, with his dead fish eyes and sunglasses and mask, walked into the classroom, enduring the strange looks from countless classmates.

"Xue's Law," the teacher called on the student.

"To..." he answered weakly.

In an instant, everyone in the class turned to look at them.

Xue Dinglu had no choice but to stare at the ceiling with dead fish eyes behind his sunglasses.

This wasn't the college life he had imagined...

That little devil who opened the box was born evil...

Don't let me find you, or some big Greek guy will come and insult you.

Fortunately, because he only had half a day of military training and missed the best time to get to know his classmates, he basically had no impression of anyone in the class, so he could easily isolate everyone.

And today's first lesson is to take the Hippocratic Oath under the statue.

Because disaster medicine is such a rare major, with only three students in Xue's class, all three of them were transferred to the clinical medicine class.

After all, disaster medicine and clinical medicine are pretty much the same most of the time, except that disaster medicine requires you to learn a small portion of the professional courses from the teachers in the neighboring fire protection department.

After completing his first lesson of the new semester, Xue Dinglu was finally able to put on his mask and sunglasses again in front of everyone.

However, in the second period...

"Student, where's your textbook?" the bald teacher asked.

"Textbooks?" Xue Dinglu kept rummaging through his schoolbag, while secretly observing his consciousness space.

Where did my Ideological and Moral Cultivation textbook go?
The course "Ideological and Moral Cultivation and the Rule of Law" is the first subject in the university's regular political education curriculum.

However, at this moment, Xue Dinglu was drenched in sweat. Oh no, it seems the Moral Education assignment was given to Fafner, and she's even being asked to memorize the entire text…

No, I gave her my Marxist philosophy textbook too!

"I'll let you off this time, but if you forget to bring it again next time, I'll deduct your participation points," Mr. Zhengzhi said with dissatisfaction.

Xue Law: "..."

The textbooks for Ideological and Moral Cultivation and Marxist Philosophy at USTC are not standardized; they are compiled by the school's teachers themselves.

In other words, he had nowhere to buy it...

Even when he tried to contact upperclassmen, he had absolutely no connections.

At that moment, the classmate next to him nudged him. He was a thin boy, who seemed to be one of his roommates from the previous military training.

“During this period, many senior students will set up a flea market on the playground of the East Campus, where we did our military training, to sell secondhand goods. You can try looking for textbooks on Ideological and Moral Cultivation there,” the thin student replied.

"Oh, thanks!" Xue Dinglu said.

"By the way, did you leak any inside information to your classmates about the second part of The Thunder Chronicles?" His glasses seemed to be reflecting light as he looked at Xue Dinglu with great excitement.

"Don't get your hopes up too high, it's a very old-fashioned story of a hero fighting a demon king," Xue Dinglu said casually.

He had genuinely forgotten that he had already given his textbooks to Fafnir, and coupled with his busy schedule cleaning his consciousness space and editing videos yesterday, he came to school without even checking the class schedule.

I thought the textbooks were all in my mind's eye, and I could just take the book that came up for whichever class I was in. But I never expected... it would be Ideological and Moral Cultivation...

After enduring the morning classes, he was suddenly called away by the department head.

"Xue Dinglu, come over and let's chat."

"Me?" Xue pointed to himself in confusion.

In the department head's office, the old man even poured him a glass of boiled water.

"Are you working with a foreign team on a movie?" The department head didn't waste any words and went straight to the point.

"Uh, I guess so," Xue Dinglu replied, holding up his paper cup.

"Well, in this situation, the school should support you, but your major is disaster medicine. Do you have any plans to change majors at the end of the year? How about switching to media studies?" the director asked.

"Not yet..." Xue Daolu felt that if he were to go into media studies, he might as well stay in disaster medicine.

Studying media studies will only make things worse.

"We won't force you, especially for your major courses. I'll make an exception for you, but you must at least pass the final exam. That's my only requirement."

"Uh..." Xue Dinglu didn't expect the department head to be so easy to talk to.

"If you need to take leave for filming in the future, you don't need to go to the counselor. Just come to my office, tear off a leave slip, and I'll put the leave slip in the cabinet by the door. You can fill in as many days as you want, and then take it to the counselor."

"thank you."

Xue Daolu didn't know why the department head was so easy to talk to. Logically speaking, a university like USTC, which requires nearly 700 points to get in, shouldn't be this lenient.

And he has only posted a few videos online so far, he can't even be considered an "actor", I don't know why the school is taking such good care of him.

Never mind, this way he can travel to other worlds while studying and won't have to worry about facing the hell of failing his exams in six months.

……

At this moment, on the playground, men and women walked side by side.
Xue Daolu is holding a bottle of soda.

A few days ago, he made a bet with Uncle Brave about this soda: whoever lost would have to drink the whole can of soda in one go without burping.

Unfortunately, the brave uncle left before fulfilling his bet.

He looked at the progress within his body; only a few minutes remained.

"Let's organize the consciousness space a bit," Schröding finally thought.

He neatly arranged the items piled up inside, placed the treasures in a separate location, and left the panel and portal immovable.

However, while tidying up, Xue found an empty soda can hidden under the portal with a note on it.

"I lost the bet. This is a whole can that I drank in one go, but I couldn't help but burp twice."

The brave uncle's handwriting appeared on the can. Looking at the empty Coke can, Xue Lude scratched his head and laughed.

He still remembers that joking bet.

Never mind, let's keep this.

He planned to fill the can with soil and plant a small plant on it, perhaps a cactus or an aloe vera.

Place this can in the mourning hall, next to the uncle.

Consider this a final tribute to this idealistic warrior.

At this point, the countdown reaches zero.

Then, Xue Dinglu felt an incredibly huge shadow appear behind him.

He strained to look up and finally saw the incredibly terrifying, gigantic "dinosaur"-like monster...

Something's not right... Why isn't this thing human?
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