Chapter 4 Cheng Yi is a big idiot

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be so excited." Cheng Yi held Jiang Yuxi's little face and pulled his fingers back with force.

Jiang Yuxi's face was very slippery and his fingers hurt.

A whole row of teeth marks.

This silly girl really bites.

"Huff, huff, huff." Jiang Yuxi's chest heaved with anger, and she glared at Cheng Yi with puffed cheeks.

"I taught you how to make money, and you still bite me. This is a game of farmer and wolf." Cheng Yi felt very aggrieved.

"It's a snake!" Jiang Yuxi corrected angrily.

"It's you." Cheng Yi emphasized.

"You knew I was very curious, yet you took advantage of my curiosity and cheated me out of my money!" Jiang Yuxi pouted, feeling like crying.

Cheng Yi sighed and said, "It's not that I don't want to tell you the principle, it's mainly because this principle requires social experience as a basis. Do you understand? If I force you to explain it, it will hurt you."

"I understand. It just requires social practice." Jiang Yuxi nodded and said seriously, "I'm very smart. If you just teach me, I will definitely be able to learn. Besides, I'm also good at social practice."

"Hmm..." Cheng Yi felt that he couldn't explain it clearly.

If you want to understand the magic of these four words, you must experience it yourself.

No, it’s a social practice.

But if he helps Jiang Yuxi practice it once, won’t Uncle Jiang chase him ten blocks with a kitchen knife?
Now it seems that we can only use a delaying tactic.

Cheng Yi said, "This is the secret of marketing. If I teach you for 100 yuan, I'm already violating market rules. How about this? I'll give you a discount. You pay me 20 yuan a month. After three months, I'll teach you this secret. What do you think?"

"Three months?" Jiang Yuxi thought about it and felt it was a good deal.

This can save forty dollars on the original price.

"Okay." Jiang Yuxi agreed.

"Give me the money, twenty this month." Cheng Yi spread out his hands.

Jiang Yuxi pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "Let me see if the money is enough."

Jiang Yuxi took out her wallet from the small cloth bag again and began to count the money carefully.

Fifty cents, one dollar, two dollars...

She carefully smoothed out each banknote for a long time, then said sheepishly, "I, I only have thirteen dollars left."

"Add the four dollars I owe you, it's seventeen dollars. Well, I'll take seventeen dollars from you this month. Remember to pay me the full amount next month." Cheng Yi calmly put the money into his pocket.

Jiang Yuxi was about to say something when a man's voice came from the distance, "That's him, selling high-definition, uncensored pirated discs!"

Cheng Yi turned around and saw the man with glasses running towards him with two policemen.

"Let's go." Cheng Yi grabbed Jiang Yuxi's hand and ran away.

The police were chasing from behind, and they were running in front.

Jiang Yuxi didn't even know what was going on. She just followed Cheng Yi all the way. The small cloth bag in her hand was lost, and the hairpin on her head flew off.

I don’t know how long I ran, but I finally got rid of the angry man with glasses and the two policemen.

Jiang Yuxi panted and said, "Cheng Yi, why are we running?"

"You're selling pirated discs. Are you going to get fined if you don't run away?" Cheng Yi glanced at Jiang Yuxi unhappily and said, "Don't sell any more discs for the time being."

"Why?" Jiang Yuxi was not very happy. She had spent all her money to learn such a great sales method, and now she couldn't sell it anymore?
"Selling pirated CDs is illegal, and I'm afraid you can't handle the after-sales issues." Cheng Yi looked at Jiang Yuxi seriously.

"Okay." Jiang Yuxi felt that what Cheng Yi said made sense.

Cheng Yi stood by the road and waved his hand, hailing a taxi. He then stuffed five yuan into Jiang Yuxi's pocket and said, "It's too late. Go back quickly. Uncle Jiang will be worried if you go back too late."

"Okay." Cheng Yi's behavior made her feel a little warm in her heart. Jiang Yuxi waved to Cheng Yi with some emotion and got into the taxi.

The taxi started slowly, and Jiang Yuxi came to her senses.

She looked at the wallet in her hand, which was originally bulging but now deflated. Her big eyes blinked twice and her face was full of confusion.

It seems like all her money was cheated away by Cheng Yi?
She didn't know where her small cloth bag fell.

She had nothing left.

Cheng Yi is indeed a big bastard! Jiang Yuxi felt her teeth itching again.

Cool!
The feeling of having money is security.

Cheng Yi patted his bulging pockets contentedly and headed straight for Hailang Internet Cafe.

If I were to start over in life, the first and most important thing would be to make some money.

After all, no matter in the past or present life, people cannot survive without money.

His goal was very clear. He would first go to the Internet cafe to observe and surf the Internet, then recall the Internet industry of that era to see if he could find some way to make money that was related to his abilities.

As the producer of one of the "three major rogue software in the 2020s", if you can't even find a way to make money on the Internet, then you are unworthy of calling yourself a rogue software tycoon.

However, in this life, he vowed not to touch rogue software again. He wanted to be a kind and pure good person. If possible, he would be selected as one of the top ten touching people in Handong Province, so that his trip back would not be in vain.

Back at Hailang Internet Cafe, Cheng Yi pulled out ten yuan, handed it to the network administrator, and said, "Network administrator, open it all night."

Seeing Cheng Yi coming back, the internet cafe girl looked at Cheng Yi with her beautiful eyes and asked with a smile: "It's you, what's wrong? Didn't you coax your girlfriend back?"

"What are you trying to trick me into thinking? I'm 1.80 meters tall and a handsome guy. How could I possibly be a bootlicker?" Cheng Yi said a classic line.

"What is a lick dog?" The girl in the Internet cafe was very curious about this new word.

Cheng Yi thought for a while and said, "A silly dog ​​whose love is like the tide."

The internet cafe girl covered her mouth and smiled, then recorded Cheng Yi's renewal information in the notebook next to her and said, "Okay, it's renewed."

Looking at the primitive registration method of the Internet cafe girl, Cheng Yi remembered that the current Internet cafes do not have Internet cafe systems and rely on traditional accounting methods.

If you say so...

"Fuck, Sister Yu, it's frozen! Is someone looking at pornographic images on the website again?" Someone howled from deep inside the internet cafe, "My equipment has all been destroyed by my enemies."

"Don't worry, I'll go check it out." The girl in the Internet cafe quickly got up and started patrolling the Internet cafe.

After patrolling around, she found a yellow-haired guy in the corner of the Internet cafe.

At this moment, Huangmao was immersively watching an 18+ website with an artistic eye.

Seeing all kinds of explicit photos of European and American women on the website, the Internet cafe girl seemed to be accustomed to it.

She walked over quickly and said, "Hey, can you please stop looking at these things? You're affecting other people."

Huangmao shouted angrily, "I paid to surf the Internet, so why can't I just look at some pictures?"

Faced with the Internet cafe girl's obstruction, he not only did not close the website, he even moved the big head monitor, wanting to invite the Internet cafe girl to watch it together.

The internet cafe girl raised her eyebrows and was about to lose her temper when a young man with a Chen Haonan hairstyle stood up and shouted angrily: "Fuck, how dare you talk to Sister Yu in that tone? Do you want a beating?"

"Come and beat me up if you can. It's Anzi and I."

"You're so great with Anzi? Come on, come out with us."

"Come out if you want. Who's afraid of who?"

In less than three minutes, a group of people rushed out of the Internet cafe, and soon the sound of dogs tearing and biting cats could be heard outside.

Cheng Yi is not interested in knowing who wins or loses. Now, his mind is full of one thought: here comes my first pot of gold.

(End of this chapter)

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