Global Mining.
Chapter 136: Rushing on the Road to Social Death
Chapter 136: Rushing on the Road to Social Death
After breakfast, Dachun went to the barber shop near the Internet cafe to get a haircut and a hairdryer.
After agreeing to the arrangement at the internet cafe, Dachun was still very nervous and even a little regretful. Although he usually pretended to be calm, in this kind of situation... after all, the atmosphere of the internet cafe was too enthusiastic and easy to get carried away. Lost in the constant shouting of "Chun Ge", he immediately agreed.
Maybe my psychology has also been affected by the game. I've become accustomed to the constant announcements and world wanted notices in the game...
Just then, the phone rang again. It was Xiaoqin again: "Dachun, are you back?"
Dachun suddenly thought of something. Now that he had decided to act, wouldn't it be awkward if he did it alone? Would he need his wife's cooperation as well?
Dachun immediately came up with a plan: "On the way back, but I didn't buy a gift for my uncle——"
Xiaoqin said unhappily, "When did my uncle ever ask for our gifts?"
"I still have to show my appreciation. I decided to put on a show for my uncle—"
Xiaoqin smiled: "You? Performing a show? Singing or dancing?"
"Neither, you have to act too!"
Xiaoqin was anxious: "What nonsense are you talking about? There are many guests here today, including some bosses from society. This is not a family gathering like usual. If you act recklessly, don't blame me for pretending not to know you!"
Social boss... isn't it just for show? If my former colleagues and supervisors hadn't come, I wouldn't have to pretend at all.
Dachun was so nervous that he just let it go: "Yeah, you're just pretending not to know me! You'd better tell my uncle and aunt and let them pretend not to know me too!"
Xiaoqin was surprised: "What on earth are you performing?"
Dachun was also helpless because the script had not come out yet!
But he could only play it mysterious: "We'll talk about it later. Oh, and tell Xiaofan too, pretend not to know me!"
Xiaoqin said unhappily, "With so many relatives here, you don't recognize me?"
Dachun was completely desperate: "Oh yes, just notify everyone in the relatives group and pretend that they don't know me!"
Xiaoqin became serious: "Dachun, is there something wrong with you?"
At this moment, Dachun realized that a quarrel was about to take place and he regretted it even more!
Dachun was helpless: "Is it not possible?"
The phone was silent.
Dachun panicked, then sobered up and decided that if Xiaoqin objected, he would go home immediately and not accompany her to the Internet cafe anymore! What was the point of pretending?
After all, I always have that old-fashioned mentality of "I'd rather die of poverty than work my father-in-law's land, and I'd rather die of hunger than work for my relatives" to save face. In fact, with my uncle's social connections, if he just asked...
Dachun began to look forward to Xiaoqin waking him up!
Xiaoqin finally spoke: "Okay, I'll just inform the family group and pretend not to know you. Are you not allowed to laugh?"
Ah? Agree? No... this... just... okay...
Suddenly, his wife's support gave Dachun a burst of strength: "Okay, no laughing! Everyone, hold back your laughter! If you really can't hold it back, just keep your head down and eat your food."
Xiaoqin also smiled: "Okay, okay, I really want to see..."
After hanging up the phone, Dachun opened the family group and everyone was laughing.
Xiaoqin said helplessly: "Dachun is also trying to cheer up his uncle. If you want to laugh, laugh now. Please cooperate later..."
"I can't believe it, my brother-in-law is usually a very serious person, but he suddenly plays suspense!"
"That way there's something to look forward to. If he's just as sleazy as Ermao, who would care?"
"What's wrong with me? I even stopped mining to come here and celebrate my uncle's birthday!"
"Do you still need to mine? Just hang up! It won't delay you for anything."
Holy shit! So some of my relatives are into mining too? They must be—
As expected, Ermao spoke up: "By the way, there's been a world-shaking event in the mining industry these past few days. There's a mysterious figure in the National Security Bureau also named Dachun!"
Damn it! ! !
"You're overthinking it. Your brother-in-law doesn't play games!" "This isn't a game. It can really be exchanged for money..."
Dachun was so panicked that he couldn't bear to watch it any longer. Fortunately, everyone decided to cooperate, so that was fine.
……
At 11 o'clock in the morning, Dachun was brand new and ready to go.
The internet cafe girl and several security guards were already waiting at the door.
Dachun asked these familiar security guards in astonishment: "Who are you?"
The younger sister smiled and said, "The security team is having an event these days, and our internet cafe owner can requisition some of them for a trial."
I see?
The security guard smiled and said, "Sir, please!"
Dachun suddenly noticed two black armored car-like security vehicles parked on the side of the road.
Dachun was a bit bewildered, but compared to the exaggerated and ridiculous wedding motorcade, this script… was truly Guoan-level, with all the drama and extravagance, right? The thing is, there were really no lines, no acting required, just standing there, saying nothing. My relatives wouldn't recognize me, and even former colleagues and executives wouldn't dare ask or say anything if they were present…
Hahahaha, so interesting!
Very good! Although this was arranged by the internet cafe, my identity is already a mystery to the girls at the internet cafe, so I have to live up to this status! Otherwise, if I don't have enough temperament, people will think I was arrested and released on bail to drink...
Dachun brushed his freshly blow-dried hair, and once again gathered his spirit. He got into the car with the help of a group of security guards.
"Jinjiang Hotel."
"Okay, sir!"
……
On the third floor of the internet cafe, Qingfeng, who had watched the special service car leave, called Ma Yinglong: "Brother Long, Brother Chun is in the car. It feels very natural!"
Ma Yinglong laughed out loud: "Interesting!"
Qingfeng still felt something was wrong: "Brother Long, this matter might be related to his relatives and friends, right?"
Ma Yinglong nodded. "This matter needs to be handled in a low-key manner to keep it more mysterious. I will spend money to delete any related news to reduce its popularity, so you don't have to worry. The monster attack on the village is raging right now, so I'm focusing on the village."
"I see. Brother Long, you are busy."
……
At 12 noon, Dachun and his party arrived at the parking lot of Jinjiang Hotel on time.
The security guard in the parking lot was stunned when he saw 10 security guards getting out of the two security cars!
Dachun gathered himself together and got out of the car. Looking around the parking lot, he was surprised to see the conspicuous car of the department head!
We meet each other everywhere in life, it's really a narrow road for enemies to meet!
Well, as long as you don't speak, I won't speak either. If you speak, I'll start showing off!
Dachun walked in the middle with vigor, and 10 security guards stood on his left and right like the royal guards.
When he arrived at the busy hotel entrance, he shocked everyone.
Dachun saw Xiaoqin's second uncle, second aunt and a group of relatives welcoming guests at the door!
They really weren't laughing! Their shock wasn't fake either!
Did I act too much like him?
In short, there was no need to pay attention and went straight into the restaurant lobby. Two security guards stayed outside as doormen, two security guards went into the inner door as doormen, and the other six followed Dachun.
At this moment, the whole place was silent, and the emcee who was hosting the celebration was completely at a loss!
Holy shit! This is so absurd, even the term "rushing down the road to social death" can't describe it.
(End of this chapter)
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