Global Mining.
Chapter 135 Absurdity 1, performing a birthday chapter
Chapter 135: A ridiculous performance, a birthday show
Sariel had no time to laugh at Uriel, because there was finally movement in Silver City. Four ships were robbed in two consecutive nights, which made the city lord unable to sit still, so he took the initiative to summon Sariel.
Sariel didn't want to pay attention to him and didn't go.
This is a basic negotiation skill. Whoever is more anxious has to make more concessions.
So the city lord's daughter, the Silver Flower, who was wearing a holy knight armor and looked divine, and Remia, who was also the bishop of the Silver Church, came to visit in person.
When a woman is needed to solve a problem, it means...
Sariel was slightly satisfied: "Actually, I went to see the city lord yesterday."
Remiya smiled awkwardly, "Actually, the City Lord also hopes that this matter will ferment and arouse a sense of urgency and crisis among the various chambers of commerce, so that they can smoothly raise funds and accomplish this."
Sariel said solemnly, "It wasn't that I asked for a high price yesterday. The key wasn't whether the mermaid Helen was willing to go into battle, but whether I dared to take the risk of letting her go out to sea. Therefore, I must do everything in my power to keep her. A luxury cruise ship is a must. She needs 100 pearls or high-quality mineral crystals for a single meal, which is also the minimum. I shouldn't have to pay for all this alone; it should be shared by all the city's chambers of commerce!"
Remia was embarrassed: "This fee is really——"
Sariel said, "Miss Remia, you haven't met Helen yet, right? Why don't we go meet her first? If you can become good friends with her, she'll have another layer of friendship, and the cost of keeping her will probably be lower."
"All right……"
Sariel chuckled inwardly. The purpose of letting you make friends is actually to force you to get close to me and rely on me, so that you can eventually become the canary in my cage...
When we arrived at the aquarium, the mermaid was still lying lazily on the rocks watching the show.
Sariel greeted, "Helen, I brought a friend for you."
The mermaid doesn’t even look up. “I have no friends.”
Remya smiled softly and said, "But now, it exists!"
The mermaid turned around in surprise: "You... are very beautiful and very strong!"
Remya smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment. You are even more beautiful and stronger!"
Sariel admired his own accurate judgment. Only beings of equal beauty and power could communicate with each other.
The mermaid beckoned: "Come in and watch the show with me?"
Sariel was stunned!
Remya smiled faintly at Sariel and said, "Sir, could you please step aside for a moment?"
Sariel was stunned: "You want to go into the aquarium?"
Remya began to remove her armor and clothes: "Yes!"
She is truly worthy of being called the Silver Flower, her communication skills are truly first-rate.
Sariel bowed gracefully and left. "Well, two beautiful and powerful ladies!"
……
Standing outside the door, Sariel could vaguely hear them playing in the water and laughing. It had to be said that this scene really gave Sariel a bit of a reverie.
Sariel has never lacked women in real life. He can get any type of woman he wants at will, but they just don't have the charm of the women in the game.
Because, in real life, women would never be able to overcome the feeling of inferiority in front of him. This feeling of inferiority would make Sariel feel like playing with a bug and would soon become boring. Sariel wanted a goddess, and only in games could such a status contrast exist...
In short, it can be done.
In fact, as long as the whole city can support mermaids, Sariel really hopes that this Siren hunting war will continue for a long time.
……
At 6 o'clock in the morning, Dachun woke up from his sleep.
I glanced at Dahao, but he was actually in the blacksmith shop, warming himself by the fire and eating. Then I looked at the system message:
——System prompt: Congratulations! Your master-level module combination effectively integrates the essence of the skills of "Dance of the Devil", "Intermediate Heavy Cleave", and "Underwater Construction". Your Intermediate Heavy Cleave has been upgraded to level 10... and it really reached level 10 overnight!
It is foreseeable how many skills will be brought about once a breakthrough is made to the advanced level.
Ailian spoke: "You're here. You're stuck at level 10 and have hit a bottleneck. It's almost dark and the monsters are going to attack the village. I can't take care of you for now. After dark, I'll let you continue to learn architecture from the old foreman."
Dachun was very satisfied with her arrangement: "What about the crystal bat?"
"I've already made the contact. I'll just wait until dark and come over quietly."
"I have to leave for a day, so I'll leave you alone!"
"Ah, you are so annoying, go ahead."
Hey!
Dachun switched to his trumpet again and found that his trumpet team was mining in an unfamiliar metal mining area. His right-hand men were two masters, and their master skill effects were simply cool!
Honestly, with their wealth and status, why would they be demoted to accompany me to mine in the Master Mining Area? Was it arranged by that big boss Uriel?
Excellent! Anyway, I'll log off, pack up my old clothes, and put on some new ones...
……
Dachun went downstairs with his bag and heard Weishen yelling at the top of his lungs, "It's going to be dark soon. All teams, pay attention! Put all the rocks in place for smashing monsters. The rocks from the logistics team can't be broken for even a moment..."
Hearing his command, Dachun was full of confidence! Not to mention that he had hundreds of thousands of players behind him.
"Brother Chun is coming down!"
"Hey! Brother Chun, are you leaving?"
Dachun smiled and said, "Well, let's go back."
The gods suddenly panicked: "Brother Chun, please don't be..."
"Brother Chun, with our brothers here, everything will be fine!"
Holy shit! What the hell are they thinking? Do they think I'm scared and going to run away?
Dachun was at a loss for words: "You're overthinking it. I've been out for seven days. Isn't it normal for me to go back? I'll be back tomorrow."
The gods finally breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good!"
Dachun called to the bar girl: "I will be away all day today. Please clean my private room and open the door to let some fresh air in."
"Okay, but, Chun...Mr. Ding!"
The bar girl was also anxious: "Let's arrange a car to take Mr. Ding back home!"
Dachun noticed something was wrong with her: "No, no, no, there's no need. I still have to eat, blow-dry my hair, and shave. It'll take me all morning—"
The younger sister said, "That's perfect. Mr. Ding can go eat and blow dry his hair first, so we'll have more time to make arrangements!"
Dachun felt something was wrong: "You mean, if I become famous, I'll get into trouble?"
The younger sister said anxiously, "No, this... Mr. Ding is the pride of the national server and the pride of our internet cafe..."
Seeing the little sister's eagerness, the other gods stood up and echoed: "Brother Chun, you still have to fill in the top 10 celebrity rankings!"
Dachun understood. While Shenjiang's world-class security was a bit far-fetched, his situation did require a show of respect. After all, this was his uncle's 60th birthday, a truly special occasion. He was wealthy and well-connected, and he might even run into a former company executive! How could this be possible?
Dachun asked with a smile, "How big is the display?"
The other great gods also asked with a smile: "Little sister, how big a show can your boss make?"
"I don't have high requirements. I think hiring a wedding planning company will be enough."
Dachun was anxious: "No, no, no, what a mess!"
The younger sister was delighted: "Don't worry, Chunge, the arrangement will be enough. Chunge, go eat and blow dry your hair first, we will make the arrangements!"
Holy crap! Is a wedding company's fleet really coming?
But...it's quite interesting. Life is absurd for once. Even if I mess up, I'll just treat it as a performance to liven up my uncle's birthday party...
(End of this chapter)
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