Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!

Chapter 320 Two Armored Divisions

"There are three kinds of people I hate the most in my life: one is the person who blocks my way from showing off; another is the person who deliberately leaves you hanging after saying only half of what they mean; and the third is you, the person who talks badly about me behind my back!"

"You can slander me about anything, but to accuse me of having questionable morals! And in front of my wife! You bastard, if I don't teach you a lesson, you'll really think I'm made of clay!"

I was both anxious and angry, and at the same time, I felt a little guilty.

All sorts of emotions piled up at once.
To say it's deadly is definitely an exaggeration.

Even if they didn't go for the kill, it was still enough to give Hao Pingchuan a real hard time!
A barrage of punches left Hao Pingchuan howling in pain.

They completely subdued Hao Pingchuan, who then repeatedly said...

"Brother Lang, I won't do it again, I'll never do it again!"

Only then did Ximen Lang let him go.

Drop a sentence.

"Watch your temper next time. If you dare to do it again, you'll see what I do to you!"

He grabbed Hao Pingchuan by the collar and tossed him aside, telling him to go cool off somewhere else.

Turning back to Bai Ling, whose calm expression even made Ximen Lang feel a little uneasy, Ximen Lang hurriedly explained.

"Ling, don't listen to Hao Pingchuan's nonsense. I'm a very upright man! You could search the entire city of Beijing and you definitely wouldn't find another man as upright and perfect as me!"

"So anyone can cheat, but I'm the one who absolutely cannot! Even if one day I really can't resist temptation and do something that's hard to talk about, I'll definitely tell you first. I won't lie to you, so don't worry!"

To be honest, Bai Ling was quite confident in Ximen Lang before he made those confident statements.

She was not only reassured by his lustful nature, which was so deep that no one could resist it, but also by his beastly prowess in that area.

Based on these two points alone, I believe that even if Ximen Lang only needs to exert three-tenths of his strength, he will be able to succeed.

That should be enough to deal with Xia Yiyi, who is still a virgin. I should be able to seduce her.

Unexpectedly, Ximen Lang actually resisted Xia Yiyi's temptations and hasn't seriously touched her yet.
Aren't you just talking nonsense?
"What did I tell you to do? I told you to use all your strength and all your tricks to seduce her, and you didn't even touch her! What happened to seduce her?!"

"You didn't restrain yourself when you should have, indulging yourself every day until you were completely out of control! And now that it's time to use you, you're the one who's failed! Isn't that ridiculous?!"

"Where did all that energy you used on me go? Where did that relentless, persistent drive go?!"

They were truly baffled by Ximen Lang's unconventional playing style.

Upon hearing this, Bai Ling, who had just felt reassured and even at ease with Ximen Lang, immediately became uneasy.

Bai Ling was truly baffled by this, and she was completely at a loss for words.

"Didn't I tell you to hurry up and seduce her? What kind of coyness are you playing at?! This is ridiculous! I'm waiting for you to seduce her first so I can negotiate with her. And you...you messed up at the crucial moment!"

"Could it be that you haven't used it for a long time and your lock-picking skills have become rusty, causing you to be unable to enter someone's house at all? You need to practice more, you know! How can you do it without practicing?! If you don't learn and master this, how will you get into her bed, how will you seduce her?!" After a string of lewd words, not only Ximen Lang, but even Lao Luo and the others were dumbfounded. They never imagined that Bai Ling could go to such lengths for 022.

Bai Ling immediately questioned his abilities!
It was confirmed that Bai Ling was indeed not angry about the ambiguous relationship between him and Xia Yiyi.
On the contrary, he failed to win over Xia Yiyi and take their relationship to the next level, which made Bai Ling really angry.

Ximen Lang said hurriedly.

"Are you kidding me?! My lock-picking skills are already at a proficient level, okay?! Don't even mention a small bedroom, even if you gave me a whole safe, I could open it in minutes!"

"Taking advantage of someone's unpreparedness to sneak into bed—that's a skill I honed from working with you! It's my livelihood, how could I not use it? I used it right away, and it was incredibly effective!"

"Mainly, after my second puberty, my strength and physical fitness suddenly increased dramatically, so much so that I couldn't control my strength."

"Just a few light touches and she was covered in bruises. She was in so much pain she could barely walk, and it was all because of me. In that situation, of course I couldn't push my luck and keep torturing her!"

"There's no other way but to postpone this matter."

When it came to the fact that Ximen Lang had some health problems, even the Type 022 missile boat he had been longing for no longer seemed appealing.

Bai Ling and the others immediately turned their concerned gazes towards them.

Fearing something might happen to their precious son, Ximen Lang, they quickly checked him over, pressing on his shoulder.

They asked questions while inspecting the equipment.

"Another puberty? Aren't you an adult? How can you still be developing? Do you have some kind of rare disease?"

It was clear that Bai Ling had misunderstood.

In later generations, they thoroughly examined every part of him, inside and out, even his manhood, and confirmed that everything was normal. It could only be normal, and in fact, it was normal. He was still within the human realm and had not become an anomaly.

With his heart finally at ease, Ximen Lang decisively took out a large stack of test reports and various receipts.

Pointing to all the indicators above, which were all perfectly normal and all the values ​​were perfectly healthy.

Ximen Lang then explained the science to Bai Ling.

"Who told you that men can't grow anymore after they reach adulthood? That's nonsense! Men still have a growth spurt at 23, how old am I? It's normal for me to grow another size."

"It's mainly these medical reports. See this? My punch weighs 200 kilograms! Heavyweight boxing champion Tyson's punch only weighs 224 kilograms. I'm almost at his level! How amazing do you think I am?"

"The key is that this isn't the scariest part. The scariest part is that I'm not only strong, but also fast, and I can jump incredibly high. That's really terrifying! Without exaggeration, right now, with some casual training, I could even win a few medals at the sports meet!"

"Winning a medal at the sports meet, Ling'er, can you believe how amazing that would be?! That's why I always tell you, you're incredibly lucky to have a husband like me in this lifetime!"

"Of course, that's not the most profitable part. The most profitable part is that I'm not only in great physical condition, but also highly capable! Look at this, I've accidentally brought back another 600 Type 59 tanks for us, enough to equip two armored divisions!"

"Two armored divisions! Tell me, am I awesome or not!"

(End of this chapter)