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Chapter 306 Aunt Mao, the Gourmet
Chapter 306 Aunt Mao, the Gourmet
Shi Jin paused slightly, turned around and stared at Chi Ye.
Ikeno didn't look over, and lowered his head to eat another bun.
"Gudong."
Zheng Chun Chun swallowed hard. As the saying goes, "looking at plums can quench thirst," but now that the "plums" are right in front of her, why should she forget them?
Zheng Chun Chun felt extremely hungry. She had been starving all night, and now that she saw the fragrant breakfast, she couldn't wait any longer and quickly walked to the table.
To everyone's surprise, Aunt Mao was even faster—Aunt Mao was the one who had actually gone hungry all night.
Although older people have smaller appetites, low blood sugar can be deadly when they get hungry.
Because her movements were so fast, displaying the demeanor of a seventy-year-old woman, Aunt Mao even made the table shake when she sat down.
Ikeno looked over with a puzzled expression.
Aunt Mao, feeling unusually embarrassed, explained, "This table is really flimsy."
Chi Ye glanced at her a few times, said nothing, and continued eating.
When Aunt Mao saw his reaction and then looked at all the food placed on Chi Ye's side, she hesitated for a moment, but still didn't have the heart to "forcefully snatch" it. She just sat opposite him and watched without saying a word.
She believed that anyone could understand what she meant.
Ikeno naturally realized this as well—although he wasn't a normal person.
He looked up: "Is there something you need, Teacher Mao?"
Aunt Mao swallowed again, then smiled kindly, "Is it delicious?"
Ikeno nodded: "Delicious."
Then he lowered his head and took another sip of soy milk.
Aunt Mao stretched out her hand: "I see there's quite a lot. Do you mind if I eat some?"
"mind."
Aunt Mao: "Huh?"
Chi Ye smiled and explained, "There's also a portion for Sister Shang in here... I ordered some for you too, it should be here soon."
"Oh... okay then."
Aunt Mao looked at the breakfast that Chi Ye had already touched, and when she heard that their portion would arrive soon, she decided not to reach for it anymore.
only…
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr."
The baby's belly was throbbing, and seeing Chi Ye wolfing down his food across from her, Aunt Mao felt even more uncomfortable than when she was in the room earlier.
What a clueless young man!
Aunt Mao hated Chi Ye to the core. Now that there was nothing to eat, she could only drink some water to fill her stomach. But her cup was in the room, and the thought of going back made her reluctant to move.
Her eyes began searching for Tan Yue's figure, but Tan Yue was indeed young and had a faster metabolism; after coming out, she went into the toilet.
Now, she probably can't "command" the others anymore.
Aunt Mao could only look away.
"Ok?"
Suddenly, her gaze stopped and fell on a "cup" next to her.
This appears to be a teacup with a slightly small opening, but the lid is unusual as it's screwed on, suggesting it might be a personal item brought by one of the guests.
Seeing that no one else was paying attention, she picked up the "teacup," unscrewed the lid, and saw that it was indeed full of water.
Aunt Mao's eyes lit up, and she picked it up and took a big gulp.
"Hmm...? This smells like that?"
She had just swallowed when she suddenly felt a strange, indescribable taste in her mouth. How to describe it... a little bitter, a little astringent, like medicine, and a little sticky...
This doesn't look like drinking water.
Could it be some kind of medicinal tea?
Many male celebrities in the entertainment industry enjoy drinking "medicinal teas," and various health-promoting teas are quite common.
Thinking this, she gave Ikeno a strange look.
Could it be... that this top-tier traitor is "incapable"?
Tsk tsk, what a waste of such a handsome appearance.
"Sister Mao, what would you like to drink?"
At this moment, Zheng Chun Chun also sat down. She was also starving, and when she saw Aunt Mao "eating" something, she immediately became eager to join in.
Aunt Mao thought about it and felt that it was not appropriate to talk about crickets in front of Chi Ye, after all, it was better not to offend people too much.
Would you like some tea?
"Is it cold?"
"It's cold."
"Then I'll have some too."
As Zheng Chun Chun spoke, she also took a big gulp, swallowed it, and smacked her lips: "This...this doesn't seem like tea."
"..."
Ikeno, sitting opposite them, looked up and glanced at the two of them with a puzzled expression: "What kind of tea?"
Zheng Chun Chun pointed to the water glass: "Isn't this tea?"
Chino glanced at the water glass, a little confused: "Really...who made this?"
"Tea brewed with pliers? Health tea?"
"..."
Seeing his reaction, Aunt Mao chuckled inwardly, but pretended to shake her head at Zheng Chun Chun.
Zheng Chun Chun didn't understand what it meant until Aunt Mao pointed in the direction of Chi Ye's younger brother, and then Zheng Chun Chun suddenly realized: "Ah...?"
"Alright, I'm going back to sleep for a bit. You guys keep waiting."
Over here, Chi Ye had also finished his breakfast. He was indeed a bit of a scoundrel; he knew that the two of them were starving, but he still didn't leave them anything.
After saying hello, I prepared to return to my room.
Click.
Just then, the door to another room opened.
Sister Shang came out dressed, with dark circles under her eyes, swaying unsteadily, looking quite unwell.
Her purpose was very clear; she went straight to the toilet.
But halfway there, she remembered something, quickly turned back to the dining table, and reached out to shake hands.
"what?"
Sister Shang was taken aback, turned around in confusion, and looked at the empty space on the table, dumbfounded: "Where are the things?"
"What are you looking for?"
Ikeno noticed something was wrong with her and stopped to ask.
"I'm using an enema?!"
Shang Jie was also quite tormented, and now that there were only girls in the living room... Chi Ye wasn't an outsider; he was special and had seen her make a fool of herself before. So, Shang Jie didn't hide anything and looked at Chi Ye blankly: "Did you see my enema?"
"Huh? Glycerin?"
Ikeno was also dumbfounded: "You...again?"
"...Did you see that?"
"No, I didn't see it. Did you put it inside?"
Sister Shang was even more puzzled: "How could that be... I put it on the table. I got up three or four times in the night... It was just here a moment ago, it was shaped like a cup... I was afraid it would be bad if I was filmed when I opened my suitcase, so I changed the packaging... Where is it?"
"Someone actually stole a bottle of glycerin?!"
Chi Ye was taken aback, and his gaze subconsciously turned to Zheng Chun Chun, who had just finished drinking the last sip of the enema.
Zheng Chun Chun noticed his gaze, looked back, blinked, paused her pursing lips, and looked down at the "teacup" in her hand.
Glycerin suppositories... Glycerin suppositories...
cup…
Zheng Chun Chun: "???"
Aunt Mao: "??!"
"Oh."
Chi Ye realized what was happening and looked at Sister Shang: "The little glutton drank it."
"Huh?" Upon hearing such unfamiliar and strange words, Sister Shang didn't react at first. After a while, she followed Chi Ye's gaze and saw the enema on Zheng Chun Chun's water.
I was stunned for a moment.
"..."
"..."
"Yue!!"
Aunt Mao was the first to cry out, and it was a heart-wrenching cry: "Cry!! Cry!!"
As a result, because her physiological reaction came on too quickly, coupled with the double impact of being hungry for too long, she was unable to stand up, and the large amount of urine she had expelled was all vomited on Zheng Chun Chun next to her.
A pungent smell instantly filled the air, assaulting Zheng Chun Chun's taste buds and sense of smell.
Chun Chun stared wide-eyed and went "completely crazy," giving Aunt Mao's head a "yue"!
"Yue!!"
"puff!!"
The two engaged in passionate ejaculation on the spot, but Chun Chun, being a younger woman, had a longer range and a stronger scent. Aunt Mao, an older woman, was no match for her and was so overwhelmed by the smell that her eyes rolled back.
"Yeu...this tastes like...is it...shi? Is my stomach full of shi?"
"yue...! Don't say that word, don't say...yue!"
The two women went back and forth, creating an unsolvable vicious cycle. One would vomit, the other would vomit, and soon the living room was filled with a strange smell, leaving the two women covered in a mess.
"Peashooter? Heh, that's interesting."
Chi Ye stared, mouth agape, and exclaimed, "This is the real peak match for marksmen!"
"...You drank it all?! You drank it all?!"
Sister Shang was devastated. She usually enjoyed gossiping, but at this moment she was truly exasperated. She snatched the "cup," looked at its empty capacity, and exclaimed with a deathly pale face, "You've drunk it all! You should have left me some!"
"That's all I brought."
"yue!"
Upon hearing this, Zheng Chun Chun and Aunt Mao, who had just stopped, felt their vision go black. Aunt Mao even fainted on the spot, muttering, "I need to go to the hospital... I drank an enema, that's medicine, I need to go to the hospital..."
"Didn't you not eat anything last night? Why do you smell so bad?!"
Zheng Chun Chun no longer cared about pretending to respect her seniors, because she was about to be driven crazy by the smell on herself.
"You still dare to say that about me...yue...! You...you're the one with the bigger smell."
"What's going on here? Why is it so lively?"
Yangzi was awakened by the noise. Still half asleep, he opened the door and walked over. As soon as he entered the living room, he immediately covered his nose and exclaimed in horror, "Who pooped in the living room?!"
Everyone: "..."
Chino glanced at him: "He drank some glycerin suppositories, got drunk, and is acting crazy about them."
Hearing these equally obscure and niche terms, Yang Zi stared at the two in astonishment for a long while before finally uttering, "It's terrifying!"
"Go and call the director, or these two food connoisseurs will be throwing up until morning."
Ikeno kindly reminded him, "I'm going back now, I can't stand this smell."
"...Are you all alright?...Oh dear, this stuff isn't poisonous, don't worry."
Sister Shang finally recovered from her grief. Beautiful and kind-hearted, she was also a little worried about the two of them, and explained, "It's really alright, I picked something that suits my taste..."
"???"
As a result, it would have been better if they hadn't mentioned it; once they did, the two of them were even more clueless about the world.
……
After a long and unsightly wrap-up, it was already eight o'clock in the morning.
Director Li and the entire production crew looked grim as they sniffed the lingering, unique smell in the living room, all sighing with a sense of inexplicable despair.
Director Li couldn't help but marvel at the power of metaphysics.
—The show that Ikeno came to participate in is bound to cause a big stir.
But he never expected that this thing could be so big, and this time it wasn't just a huge lump, but it was even bigger than a huge lump.
Ok…
At the insistence of Aunt Mao and Zheng Chun Chun, both of them were sent to the hospital and are still having their stomachs pumped.
At the fastest possible time, it will probably take until we go down to get back.
So now, the number of people in the living room has been reduced from eight to six.
"First of all, I am very sorry that such an accident occurred. But we must also remember that medicine should not be taken casually. I hope that all the guests have basic common sense and judgment."
Director Li first emphasized that glycerin suppositories should not be consumed before the program's live broadcast channel was opened.
The second day of filming for "All the Way to Blooming Flowers" officially began.
After the initial meeting on the first day, the "All the Way to Blooming Flowers" family will officially begin their three-day tour of Hong Kong on the second day.
During this period, in addition to having a fixed place of residence and returning to stay every night, they will go to various locations to "check in" and complete tasks during the day as required by the program team.
This includes the "set visit" segment, which has garnered significant attention since the registration of "All the Way to Blooming Flowers".
"Today, our visit to the set is to meet a mystery guest."
Director Li stood behind the monitor and briefly introduced the mystery guest: "This guest has been filming in Hong Kong recently. We can give you three clues, and then you can choose your own route to visit the set."
"What if it fails?"
Wang Chuxing raised some questions.
"If you fail, you will miss this opportunity to visit the set and will be punished for mission failure."
"What if it succeeds?"
"There will be task rewards, as well as the freedom to choose what to do tomorrow."
Everyone exchanged glances, and Chi Ye glanced sideways at Director Li without saying a word.
Director Li felt a little guilty, so he looked away before giving the clues: "Three clues: martial arts, movie, and... um... cool."
Everyone was stunned.
"Martial arts movies are cool... that must be a big star."
Wang Chuxing exclaimed excitedly, "There are so many martial arts masters in Hong Kong, all of them are very handsome, and they even make movies... Wow, is the production team going all out?"
After a long silence, Ikeno looked at Director Li and said, "Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
Director Li: "...Ahem, relatively handsome."
Tan Yue glanced at Chi Ye and blinked: "Um...may we ask your age?"
"……inconvenient."
"Oh."
Tan Yue was disappointed.
Seeing that the two newcomers were really so innocent, Chi Ye couldn't help but remind them: "I'll also give you three keywords... high heels, big waves, and the ability to do somersaults."
Wang Chuxing exclaimed in surprise, "And she's a stunning beauty?!"
Ikeno nodded approvingly: "Remove the words 'still a great beauty'."
"what?"
Tan Yue was dumbfounded: "Then...then that means we have nothing to say?"
Yes, I'm speechless.
Ikeno turned around: "Let's choose the second route. We just called yesterday, and they're waiting for us to come over."
Wang Chuxing and Tan Yue were both dumbfounded. Yang Zi couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but say, "Xiang You, who says that wearing high heels has to be a woman? Xiang You likes to wear them."
"Xiang You..." Tan Yue asked in surprise, "Isn't it a woman?"
"Hahaha."
Yang Zi laughed out loud.
Chi Ye turned around and pointed at Tan Yue: "You'd better watch out, even I only dare to say things like that inside."
Tan Yue: "...I'm sorry, can I take it back?"
“Okay.” Chi Ye nodded: “We can choose a better feng shui location now.”
"Haha."
So, amidst laughter and chatter, the group set off for Xiang You's film crew.
(End of this chapter)
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