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Chapter 305 A person's original intention is also original.
Chapter 305 A person's original intention is also original.
"Damn it, Mao Tai, disgusting!!"
Yang Zi also heard Aunt Mao's slander in the living room and instantly became furious: "I'm right here, who would be so bored as to lock her door from the inside?"
"I've become your alibi."
Ikeno walked out while he was talking.
"What do you mean by alibi... That's really harsh. I didn't do it, Ikeno, you have to testify for me."
Yangzi followed him out, rambling on and on.
Everyone else had also come into the living room, and Zheng Chun Chun was outside the door, sweating profusely as she turned the doorknob.
"Why can't this room be opened suddenly... Sister Mao, don't worry, I'll call someone over right away."
"Nine! Nine!"
A piercing scream came from inside, and everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.
Chi Ye asked curiously, "Is Xiang You inside? Why are you so scared?"
Everyone: "..."
"I'm coming."
At this moment, the production crew finally rushed over, and then Director Li personally went forward and opened the door with the spare key.
Click.
The door was pushed open, and there was the old lady Mao, who had been "full of vigor" not long ago, but now her face was ashen, and she was pointing in terror at the two cockroaches lying on the ground.
"What kind of show is this? Are you deliberately trying to prank the guests? You haven't learned anything else since coming to Hong Kong, but you've learned how to plan variety shows?!"
As soon as she saw humans enter, Aunt Mao instantly regained her composure, pointing at Director Li: "I can't stay here tonight, I have to be moved to another room, I have to!"
Director Li: "...The weather is quite humid now, so it's normal for cockroaches to appear...It was indeed our oversight, and we apologize to Teacher Mao."
"Is 'sorry' all? What about your compensation plan? I want a different room! I want a different room!"
Aunt Mao has always had a domineering style since her early career, and even now that she's older, she's still as charming as ever, exclaiming that she wants to change rooms.
Director Li and the rest of the production team exchanged glances, looking somewhat embarrassed.
—Change rooms?
There are only three rooms available for the guests, and cameras were pre-installed in all of them. How are they going to replace the equipment now?
Besides, the other rooms might not be any better than this one.
"Sis, forget it, let's just get a cleaning service to clean it up. Let's stay in the living room until it's done."
Zheng Chun Chun also felt that Aunt Mao was getting a little carried away—she was still live-streaming, and who knows what the netizens and viewers outside would think of her behavior.
What would you think?
Many viewers online have already started criticizing.
"Why does Aunt Mao seem a little different from the person I remember?"
"I can tell, this summer is the older version."
"Don't insult Xiaxia, okay? Although Xiaxia is dramatic, she's also very timid and would never throw a tantrum at the staff."
"@Ikeno, where's Ikeno? Help her out, she's getting used to her old age."
"Doesn't Ikeno have to go and appease the 'Empress Dowager'?"
"Hilarious, where are Chi Pan Xia Yu's CP fans? All drama queens in the world are the same."
Chi Ye is a top-tier celebrity with an unparalleled influence. Although he has been trying to purge his fanbase recently, the fans who have been purged have either unfollowed him, bypassed internet restrictions, or become neutral.
Some of the fans who used to like Ikeno the most have turned against her after Ikeno's "unrestrained" behavior and her "intimate" relationship with Jin Xia. It is common for them to leave the fandom and turn against her.
Furthermore, this group has a greater advantage than other haters—they know a lot about Ikeno and are more aware of how Ikeno's internal fan base usually works to combat haters.
Therefore, these haters are extremely "fighting," especially when it comes to topics related to "this summer." They instantly wake up from their deathbed and fight until this summer flops.
In their view, Aunt Mao's current behavior and the old drama queen's behavior are related to "this summer".
Chi Ye never thought that way. In his heart, this summer was perfect. The sensory and emotional experiences that the Old Master had given her were unimaginable to ordinary people; it was a feeling that was etched into her very bones, so...
"Over there, over there."
Chi Ye pointed to Aunt Mao's legs: "Teacher Mao, there are two more lying on your legs."
Aunt Mao: "?!"
She lowered her head and immediately screamed "Ah!"
Director Li looked at him speechlessly: "You... you're already so old, I'm afraid you'll scare me even more."
"...I'll remind her."
After finishing his sentence, Chino stopped paying attention to what was going on and turned back to his room.
Hmm, I miss the Empress Dowager. I'll give her a call.
……
"Why didn't Koike say more?"
Outside the door, Sister Shang watched Chi Ye's departing figure with regret, feeling that he should have said a few more words so that she could have enjoyed watching him more.
Shi Jin, who was standing next to her, paused for two seconds and said, "Sister, we're all here to make money, you're the only one here for a vacation."
"what?"
Sister Shang asked in surprise, "How did you know?"
"...The whole nation should know by now."
After saying that, Shi Jinwei returned to her room.
Sister Shang stood there for a while, and when she realized there was no excitement, she wanted to go to the bathroom. But after carefully trying to feel it, she still couldn't feel anything, so she went back to her room to rest.
That evening, the guests were unaware of how the production team resolved the issue, but Aunt Mao did indeed stay in the living room for a long time.
She waited until Sister Shang got up to use the restroom before rubbing her eyes and returning to the cleaned room.
"Did you really sit there for that long?"
Shang Jie stared groggily at Aunt Mao's back, then looked down at the time and realized it was already three in the morning.
They went to bed at 11 o'clock, which means Aunt Mao stayed here for four hours.
It seems... the elderly really can't stand the presence of cockroaches.
Can she tolerate it?
She couldn't stand it either, but compared to that, she couldn't stand her clogged drain even more.
Yes, that's right. Shang Jie's stomach has always been a bit weak. Not many people know this, but Chi Ye is one of the few who knows it best.
Especially with Sister Shang's damn greedy mouth, every time Sister Shang gets a blockage, I always feel like I've been tricked by capital.
This time is no exception.
She looked down and pulled out an enema from her pajamas, stared at it silently for a few seconds, then took a deep breath and gritted her teeth as she stepped into the fray.
After half an hour.
Sister Shang walked out dejectedly, her once ethereal eyes now devoid of all light, filled only with despair and lifelessness.
"It's over, it's over... we're really not going to get out this time."
She shook her head in slight pain, a wave of sadness inexplicably washing over her. Instead of returning to her room, she placed the half-opened enema on the table, took out her phone, posted a picture of wetness late at night, and wrote:
It turns out that all overdue farewells form stubborn scabs within the body.
Those unspoken thoughts that should have simply flowed downstream...
After sending it, she looked at it for a long time and thought the copy was really beautiful. How smart must her brain be to come up with such an artistic copy in an instant?
It seems I really am a fairy.
Shang Youshu yawned, and after carefully assessing her current feelings, realized she was still close to acting impulsively, so she reluctantly returned to her room. Meanwhile...
In another large room, Grandma Mao tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Although she had returned to her room, she was simply not in the mood to sleep.
Today's recording process made her very depressed. She has been in the industry for so long, and it seems that she has forgotten when was the last time she was treated like this.
The show was not a good show, and the guests were not good guests.
Especially that Chi Ye, who, relying on his youth and popularity, always opposes her and even "insults" her in a sarcastic way.
I also have connections and backgrounds, but I was just an arrogant young man who didn't know my place.
Aunt Mao turned over, and a rumbling sound came from her stomach.
"Ok?"
Zheng Chun Chun, who was sleeping not far from her, also turned over and opened her eyes: "Sister, are you hungry?"
"Chun Chun? You're still awake?"
Aunt Mao was surprised.
"I woke up hungry."
Zheng Chun Chun's face showed bitterness.
Aunt Mao didn't eat anything tonight, and although she ate a little for the sake of the camera, it was just a little bit.
When has Zheng Chun Chun ever eaten something so awful?
It's only Aunt Mao who's capable; she certainly wouldn't have put herself through that.
She tried to hold on, but by nightfall, her stomach was growling loudly, and her insides were like firecrackers going off. She wasn't young anymore, and she couldn't stand the hunger anymore.
"Who told you to eat so little?"
Aunt Mao gave a lecture as usual, and then said, "I'm old, so I don't eat much at night. I'm not very hungry even if I haven't eaten... But after hearing what you said, I think I might want to eat something too."
"What about us?"
Zheng Chun Chun suggested, "How about we go out for some late-night snacks?"
"This is not good."
Although Aunt Mao spoke fiercely, she actually cared a lot about this opportunity to return to the stage. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and said, "Forget it, it's almost dawn, and the show is about to start recording again. It's not good to go out."
"...That's fine."
Zheng Chun Chun thought about it and agreed. She could only suppress her hunger and chat with Aunt Mao about other topics: "Did you see Shang Youshu and Shi Jinwei today? I heard that they only participated in the show because of Chi Ye. I heard someone say that last time..."
Didi gugu, gugu didi.
And so, she endured the ordeal until morning. Aunt Mao originally thought that not eating all night shouldn't be a problem, after all, her usual intake was already low... she was indeed getting old.
But this time, she must have really exhausted herself recording the show, so by morning she was so hungry she was tossing and turning, and her voice was a little hoarse: "Chun Chun, can you check what time it is for me? Why isn't it lunchtime yet?"
"Sis, it's 5:50 now."
"Why is time going by so slowly?"
"Sister, are you okay?"
"It's okay, my sister might have low blood sugar."
"what?"
Zheng Chun Chun was startled: "You should have said you had low blood sugar earlier! You'll get sick if you starve!"
"Let's go, let's find the production crew and get something to eat."
Hearing this, Aunt Mao gave in and stopped insisting. The two of them quietly got dressed and got up. As for Tan Yue, young people are great; she fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow and was still snoring softly.
Aunt Mao was most averse to others having things she didn't have, so when she saw Tan Yue like this, she couldn't help but frown and went over to pat her shoulder heavily: "Little Tan, Little Tan."
Zheng Chun Chun, standing to the side, stared in disbelief and asked, "Sister... what are you doing?"
Aunt Mao turned around and smiled kindly: "We are a group, how can we eat alone?"
Zheng Chun Chun: "..."
That old woman is a real beast.
She didn't say anything more, and followed Aunt Mao in patting the little girl who was still "sleeping like a dead pig": "Tan Yue, Tan Yue!"
I'm an animal too, haha.
"Um……"
Tan Yue was abruptly woken up by the special attention from the two senior figures. Rubbing her sleepy eyes, she raised her head in a daze and asked in a soft voice, "Sister Mao... Sister Chun Chun, what's wrong?"
"Xiao Tan, we're going to get something to eat, do you want to come with us?"
Aunt Mao had a big smile on her face.
Tan Yue stared blankly at the two women for a good ten seconds before she seemed to come to her senses. There was a hint of anger in her eyes, but she had to hide it and shook her head: "I'm not hungry, thank you both."
"Why don't we go together? We're a group."
Zheng Chun Chun gestured for Tan Yue to get up—"We can't all sleep in bed, do you still want to go back to sleep?"
Tan Yue remained silent for a long time before quietly sitting up and putting on her clothes without saying a word.
"Little girl, you're still not convinced?"
Aunt Mao walked over to Zheng Chun Chun and glanced at Tan Yue: "Did you see the look in her eyes just now? She hates us."
"...That's normal. She did a lot of work last night, and at her age, it's normal for her to be sleepy."
Zheng Chun Chun laughed: "But it's okay, let's go out for a late-night snack together, that way even if the show airs later, the audience won't criticize us."
"That's what I'm thinking. Besides, it's already late, almost six o'clock. People who normally get up early are already up. It's not a good habit for young people to stay up late."
As the two older sisters were talking, Tan Yue, who had already gotten dressed and was still a little dazed, walked over and asked, "Where are we going to eat?"
"Let's go out and take a look. The production crew said there's nowhere to eat around here, but when I came here yesterday I saw..."
The three of them were talking as they walked out of the room, when suddenly their eyes lit up—
"Get up so early?"
Aunt Mao was the first to react. When she saw Shi Jinwei, who had just come out of the gym and finished her "morning exercise," wearing a gray tight-fitting yoga outfit that accentuated her perfect figure, Aunt Mao was instantly aroused again.
Meanwhile, Ikeno was yawning and eating openly.
Fried dough sticks, steamed buns, soy milk, pickled vegetables, and millet porridge are typical breakfast options found in northern China.
Aunt Mao is not from the North, but she feels that she would like to be a Northerner now.
"Where...where did you get this?"
Zheng Chun Chun swallowed hard, then asked, bewildered.
Ikeno looked at them strangely: "Ordering takeout?"
Zheng Chun Chun: "Didn't the director say last night that we couldn't order takeout?"
Ikeno: "Yeah, that's why I order by phone."
Zheng Chun Chun: "?"
"Brother Chi... what if you get photographed like this?"
Tan Yue saw Chi Ye eating so heartily, but her attention was entirely focused on Shi Jinwei, who was about to go back to her room to change clothes.
—As expected of one of the four little actresses, Sister Shi's figure is absolutely amazing.
What if I get photographed?
Chi Ye paused for a moment, then said without changing his expression, "This is Shi Jinwei's creation. What does it have to do with me, Chi Ye?"
(End of this chapter)
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