The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 572 Egg Yolk Pie
Chapter 572 Egg Yolk Pie
Master Fuli climbed onto the roof of the vehicle with a basin in his mouth, poured a splash of yellow liquid into the iron basin, marked a location for Master Fuli on the Spring Mountain Grassland, and began the battle for supremacy.
"Whoohoo-"
Mr. Fuli connected the power supply of the industrial fan to the power supply in the pickup truck's cargo bed, and set the fan to blow air directly at the truck.
"Why are you all looking at me like that?" After Master Fuli finished setting up the positions, he stood up and sat in the back of the pickup truck. He vaguely noticed the strange expressions on Dao Langyang and the others' faces.
"Since I've arranged the duel, I should mark a location for them to avoid the spirit beasts wandering off to the wrong place!"
"I, An, do not relieve myself anywhere," Master Fuli said confidently to the crowd.
“Master Fuli is extremely responsible,” Lin Bingyun said after thinking for a moment.
"..." Bashan Mosquito, Yaoquan Mountain Lord, and Black Rabbit were all staring at the iron basin with somewhat strange expressions.
Dao Lang braced himself against the sheep's neck, his pupils dilated in shock, and he couldn't help but gasp, the cigarette in his mouth almost falling onto the grass: "Holy crap!"
"Huh?" Tang Lian was taken aback, looking at Dao Langyang who was speechless with astonishment after speaking, and asked, "What is it?"
"Master Fuli, he just peed," Daolang Yang stammered. "He peed in the basin."
"Uh..." Tang Lian's face darkened. "Isn't this just stating the obvious? Our eyes aren't blind."
Master Fuli marks his territory with his urine to attract other spirit beasts for a sweep, establishing his authority as the overlord of his territory and building a new biological intelligence network.
"No! That whole basin is full of spirit-refining potions! Master Fuli peed out a potion of spirit energy!" Daolang Yang bleated as he told his partner, expressing the shock he felt.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Dao Langyang would never have believed that such an outrageous thing could exist in the world.
What Master Fuli urinated was urine, but it was also a basin of spiritual medicine.
This scene shocked Daolangyang for a whole year; the Lingli medicine could actually be urinated out.
"Huh? Huh!?" Upon hearing this, Tang Lian immediately widened his eyes and looked at the large iron basin on the roof of the car.
What?
Did Master Fuli urinate out the Spirit Granule Medicine?
【Spirit Particles】are particles emitted from the inside out of the Blue Star and travel through the atmosphere. All life on the Blue Star lives in the radiation of these particles, and some life forms have a strong adsorption effect on Spirit Particles.
They are like fishing traps; once the spiritual particles enter their bodies, they cannot escape and can only wait to be absorbed. If they cannot be digested, they will be expelled and dispersed into the world.
Master Fuli is also absorbing spiritual particles.
However, Master Fuli absorbs more than just spiritual particles.
…………
As Tang Lian and Dao Langyang looked at each other and whispered among themselves while staring at the iron basin on the roof of the cart, time gradually passed.
Mr. Fuli sat on the hood of the engine, his little face serious, seemingly alert to his surroundings, but his eyes were actually wandering and his thoughts were already far away.
【Physique: 181】
[Wisdom: 5]
【Wish Power: 26】
"Just three more wish points to add to my wish list," the absent-minded Mr. Fuli muttered to himself.
"That little shrimp, Nene, why doesn't he drop a single gold coin? If he did, I could easily get an extra one."
While in Chang'an City, I smashed the entire Bashan mosquito family, who frequently stole things from the city's blood bank, and gained +8 points of willpower.
After arriving in the northern frontier, I obtained two honey badgers and two points of wish power from a group of forest wolves hiding in an abandoned house.
That group of forest wolf-turned-mercenary soldiers, apart from their leader who had some skill, were basically all mediocre. Miel contributed 9 points; although her strength was unremarkable, her numerous evil deeds outweighed any shortcomings, so kicking her in the butt was considered doing a service to the people.
Incidentally, by dismantling the exploitative forces of the three giants, led by Miel, who were entrenched in the borderlands, I gained +6 Willpower.
Meanwhile, Nene Slick, a member of Vimal's gang, was punished by Lord Fury, but he was extremely stingy.
Or rather, apart from being a bit of a mother-fixator, that guy didn't seem to have done anything particularly heinous. Even if Master Fuli wrung him out like a towel, he couldn't get any gold coins.
The wish list is piled high with wishes, but Master Fuli can't fulfill them quickly.
Like something stuck on your wish list.
"God above, I hope that on my drive home, I can find a rich and beautiful woman's phone, thus gaining her favor, getting to know her, and through my own efforts joining her family business, becoming its president, and reaching the pinnacle of life!" — Gao Wenfeng, with a devout expression, made a wish to the clouds in the northern sky.
[Wish Fulfilled: Gaining the Appreciation of a Rich and Beautiful Woman]
Or maybe.
[May all the petty people in the company turn into oxen and horses! It's already exhausting to be a cow plowing the fields at work, and then to make matters worse, a thief stole my electric scooter battery on my way home—Lu Siqi bowed to the adorable Lucky Fox.]
[Wish fulfilled: Tilanqiao Advanced Training Course.]
Lu Siqi's wish was very easy to fulfill. She was a newly hired accountant, but the senior employees in the company seemed to be very united and were ostracizing the newcomers.
According to the details page, all Mr. Fuli needs to do is go to Lu Siqi's company, get the ledgers, and call the tax bureau to report all the old people. Then Lu Siqi's wish will be fulfilled, and those accountants who gang up on newcomers will become true slaves.
However, Lu Siqi joined the company as a branch located in Southeast Asia, and she returned during the National Day holiday.
When Master Fuli saw these wishes, his head was spinning.
It's not that I don't want to help you, but could you be a little more direct when you make your wish?
What the hell do you mean by having a rich and beautiful woman like you appreciate your talent and appointing you as the company's president? Did you even ask the chairman for his approval?
What other lottery winnings are there? Do you think An's wins are like winning the lottery?
If you're looking to make money, I'll immediately introduce you to some unconventional overseas methods. Look at Chen Nian, she's only been abroad for six months, and now she has nearly ten million dollars in funds.
That group that's making waves is expanding like crazy; if you go and help them, you'll become original shareholders.
If you want to date, just say so. My wish list is full of people asking for love. I'll filter them out for you, remove the bad ones, and then arrange for you to meet. You can chat at the restaurant.
Every day, they come in and immediately express their desire to get back together.
Can't you come one at a time?
"Alas! The world is going to the dogs, morality is declining!" Master Fuli sighed inwardly, shifting his attention away from the pile of unfulfilled wishes, and muttered a complaint:
"If those wishes can be extracted, Lin Ying's family will not need to buy wood materials when renovating their home. An will provide an unlimited supply of composite boards, with guaranteed quality and quantity."
"Yingying?"
While Master Fuli was lost in thought, he suddenly heard a series of soft moaning sounds beside him.
When Master Fuli heard the whimpering, he paused for a moment and looked towards the direction of the grassland.
Pairs of foxes of various colors, each leading a litter of cubs estimated to be about six months old, approached the pickup truck.
"Hey?"
Master Fuli was lost in thought when he let out a soft moan.
Not
What are you doing bringing so many little foxes here?
Don't you know that foxes are at their most destructive when they are three to five months old?
"嘤嘤嘤!"
A red fox ran to the front of the carriage, squatted down on the ground, looked at Master Fuli, and made cheerful, whimpering sounds.
爷!
We've brought our whole family to stay with you! Are you going to take us to the scenic area for egg yolk pies?
(End of this chapter)
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