The fox has no bad intentions

Chapter 571 Master Fuli, Stepping In

Chapter 571 Master Fuli, Stepping In

"Waaah! Waaah~"

"Eek—Eek!"

During the Spring Mountain Grassland Night Concert, several adorable creatures suddenly burst in. A black rabbit had a piece of cheese the size of a fist in its mouth, and behind it, a big-eared sheep was chasing after a little fox on its back.

The little fox made a clear, soft whimper; the sound wasn't shrill, and even carried a hint of coquetry.

The three little creatures circled the microphone, and the fox's clear whimper reached the microphone. The band members remained silent for the time being, and no one spoke.

"Ah Qing, what is the little fox saying?" Mo Mo, watching the comical scene on stage, couldn't help but snap out of her enjoyment of the lively atmosphere and looked at the dumbfounded Ah Qing with a slightly amused expression.

The scene that unfolded on stage was heartwarming, funny, and slightly comical.

The only pity was that although the little fox was making a lot of noise, no one could understand what he was saying, so they could only ask Aqing, who knew the language of the beastmen, for help.

The little fox is scolding the rabbit.

Ah Qing, having recovered from her shock, looked at Mo Mo and the live stream audience with a mixture of amusement and exasperation:

The little fox's first words were: "Hey! I am the Fox King of the Northern Grasslands! How dare you, you little imp, be so presumptuous!"

"The second sentence is: If you have the guts, don't run away, come over here and fight me head-on."

"There's another line: 'I, An, will surely subdue any who dare to defy me. All foxes, follow me and fight alongside me!'"

The black rabbit snatched the fox's cheese, and the sheep, carrying the fox, chased after the incredibly fast rabbit. The sheep was running, and the little fox on the sheep's back was spewing insults in anger.

Ah Qing, with a look of both laughter and tears, translated all the cringeworthy lines the little fox used when chasing the rabbit.

So what if the little black rabbit stole your cheese? Why did you have to chase it for nine blocks on a sheep?

"Ugh!!!"

"Ah Qing, what about this sentence?"

"This sentence? This sentence only has one word: 'come'."

[Goodness, the ticking sound of sheep's hooves on the stage, coming through the speakers, really does sound a bit like cavalry charging.]

[Damn, it's on fire!]

【? ? ? 】

[No, this isn't what I typed. It's a raven that flew in through my window and stole my electricity.] (Head pressed onto the keyboard)

The viewers of A Qing's live stream come from all over the country. Among them, the proportion of viewers from Xia Dong and Chang'an is relatively high. Some people may not like watching A Qing's live stream, but their pets do.

Audiences in both locations were immediately energized upon hearing Master Fuli's call, cheering him on as he embarked on his conquest of the grasslands.

"Alright, let's retreat!"

On the stage, Master Fuli glanced at Aqing and Momo, a smug smile appearing on his fox-like face. He then winked at Black Rabbit.

Upon receiving the order, the black rabbit leaped off the stage, landing on the ground more than two meters below. With a powerful push of its legs, it drifted in place, creating a cloud of smoke, and raced wildly towards the door along the separation zone between the stage and the audience seating area.

Master Fuli leaped up on his Daolang sheep, a small fox paw pulling on its ear. With a human-like body, he leaned back slightly before landing heavily. With a "tick-tock" sound from the sheep's hooves, he disappeared without a trace.

"Ah ha ha"

With a big smile, the lead singer stepped forward, grabbed the microphone, and addressed the audience: "The next song, 'Ode to the Tes River,' is dedicated to nature and everyone. I thank nature for giving birth to these adorable creatures on the grassland, and I also thank everyone for the opportunity to witness such a wonderful scene through our encounter with you."

The lead singer chuckled, ignoring what should have been an unexpected incident during the performance.

"Your fox is lying~" Momo said to Aqing with a hint of teasing.

The little fox just said he was going home to sleep, but now he's happily riding a sheep and chasing a rabbit.

After drinking two cups of goat milk wine, Ah Qing, whose face was slightly flushed, puffed out her cheeks upon hearing this and muttered, "When I get home tonight, I'm going to give him a good scare."

During the time the little fox was away, Tang You explained some things to the viewers in the live stream.

When traveling in northern China, try to avoid touching cattle, sheep, or other grassland animals of unknown origin.

Of course, this is not about whether it's a scam or not, but rather that there is a disease in the northern region called echinococcosis.

This is a zoonotic parasitic disease. If you really want to touch it, you must wash your hands afterwards.

If you're still worried, you can buy insect repellent at roadside pharmacies or tourist attractions. While it's not a major issue, it's something to be aware of when traveling in northern China.

Tang You has already bought the medicine and plans to distribute it to her girlfriends tomorrow morning after the effects of the alcohol have worn off.

The little fox was also included; since he rode either horse or sheep on the grassland, he naturally needed to take the medicine.

"That wretched little An is lying to me. In a little while, I'll lie to him too and say I'm going to give him some foot-skin pills," Ah Qing muttered to herself.

………………

"Set sail! Heading deep into the Spring Mountain Grassland!"

Back in the parking lot, the old man, Fuli, stood up, dismounted from the sheep, raised his hand, and pointed towards the depths of the grassland.

The challenge has been issued; it's time to build a grassland biological intelligence network based on our strength.

The limitations of the Dolan sheep are still too great; just sheep alone is not enough.

It flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and burrows in the soil.

Those were all important intelligence personnel.

"Hey, Uncle Hongyu, right?"

"Hey! Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu, you can just call me Xiao Yu, Grandfather." Tang Hongyu hurriedly stepped forward upon hearing this, wanting to see what Master Fuli had to say.

"Go get a high-powered industrial fan," Master Fuli said to Tang Hongyu, and then told Daolangyang to call Yaoquanshanjun, who was inside the house, to gather.

Once everyone is ready.

Lin Bingyun drove a pickup truck, carrying Master Fuli, Bashan Mosquito, and the humanoid Yaoquan Mountain Lord, heading into the Spring Mountain Grassland.

After driving ten kilometers into the grassland, Master Fuli felt they had almost arrived. He patted Lin Bingyun, indicating that she could stop the car there.

Tang Lian, who arrived shortly after, and the logistics support team he had summoned also stopped their vehicle.

"Uh"

"You all, turn your heads to the side first. I need to prepare some things."

Carrying a new iron basin, the Fortune Fox Lord came to the top of the pickup truck. Seeing everyone looking at him, he couldn't help but show a strange expression. He raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the grassland, making them look in that direction for the time being.

"Oh oh oh!"

Although the group was confused, Master Fuli had already clearly outlined the tasks, so they must have a clear understanding of the entire plan. Therefore, they turned around without any objections.

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Seeing that no one was watching him, Master Fuli finally landed on all fours and stood on the roof of the carriage, muttering something under his breath.

"For the sake of their willpower"

"Shhhhhhh"

The little fox raised its hind legs, adjusted its trajectory with its feet, peed in the basin, and then plugged in the industrial fan in the car basket and turned it on.

"Buzzing—"

An industrial fan blew on the large iron basin on the roof of the vehicle, carrying the scent of the auspicious fox spirit, which drifted away with the wind, merging into the night breeze of the grassland and floating further into the distance.

In animal urine.

They all contain pheromones, which can carry a certain amount of information in their scent. An Sheng knows about this trick, but it may not be very effective in the city. However, this trick is a deadly weapon on the grassland.

As soon as the scent spread, even spirit beasts and ferocious beasts within a radius of dozens of miles knew that a fox had come to trespass.

Daolangyang said that a few years ago, the crackdown on prostitution and organized crime wiped out all the sacred animals on the grassland.

Master Fuli expressed his disbelief, saying, "You're only sweeping the batch from a few years ago. If you don't give it to us, will a new batch just grow out?"

Like An, who is only a little fox in November.

They've all grown strong and powerful. Several years have passed; the mythical beasts of the grasslands might have already taken human form and are playing mahjong in internet cafes.

(End of this chapter)

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