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Chapter 151 The Kingdom's Fugitive Female Imp
Chapter 151 The Kingdom's Fugitive Female Imp
"Hehe~ Yaluo has a pointy head and a smooth butt~ He gets scared away when he sees a cucumber~"
Shenhu was holding a paintbrush, humming a song as he painted a turtle on the face of the memorial statue of Emperor Oded I in the kingdom's central park.
She twisted her waist, hummed a song, and was in a particularly good mood.
After finishing her graffiti, she wrote on the emperor's forehead: "Yaluo was here. His Majesty the Emperor is such a small fry~"
Then he clapped his hands in satisfaction and was about to fly away when he heard a shout from behind him:
"The divine pot!"
She looked down and saw that it was Yaluo who had caught up with her.
He saw the Emperor's holy face painted in a mess, covered his face and sighed.
"Hey, you've had enough of making trouble, right? It's time to come back with me," he shouted at the magic pot.
"Lululu, I don't want it!"
Shenhu lowered his eyelids and made a face at him.
"Humph, you bullied me so much before, I won't let you go so easily now!"
"Then what do you want me to do to make you happy?" Yaluo said helplessly.
"Um"
Shenhu stroked his chin and thought for a moment.
"Forgive your words"
Her eyebrows curved into a crescent shape, and she pointed at Yaluo:
"If you want me to forgive you, you must agree to all my requests!"
"You said."
"First of all! Don't put me in your school bag anymore! I want to sleep in a big, soft bed! And give me strawberry pudding every day! As much as I want!"
"OK, no problem!"
"Second! From now on you have to be my slave dog! You have to do whatever I tell you to do!"
".good."
"Third, the right to use the wish spirits will belong to me from now on. You must go out and earn wish spirits every day. Don't be lazy!"
"You" Yaluo sighed, but still gritted his teeth and agreed.
"Hehe, but if you, the slave dog, are obedient, I may reward you with a small wish. But the prerequisite is that you have to make me happy." Shenhu said proudly.
A completely unfair clause.
"Then, if you'd like, kiss the back of my feet~"
The magic pot flew in front of him and raised a small and delicate foot as white as milk jade. It was wearing white step-on socks, with five rosy and cute toes, and its thumb was stretching and retracting towards him.
"Come on, come on~" the divine pot shouted at him.
Yaluo sighed, raised his hand, held the small feet, and kissed the instep.
Before he looked up, there was a shutter click.
When he looked over, he saw Shen Hu taking a picture of him with his cell phone.
"Oh~ I took a picture of it. Pervert who kisses young girls' feet~ Now we have evidence." She took out her mobile phone and showed him the photo.
"you"
Yaluo touched his pocket and found that his cell phone had been taken away at some point.
"You little bastard." He said, suppressing his anger.
"Eh? Is this how you treat your master? A small-time slave puppy?" Shenhu said in a teasing tone.
Seeing Yaluo's frustrated look, she curled up the corners of her mouth in satisfaction, flew over, turned around, rode on his shoulders, and patted his head.
"Be a good little fish and become your master's mount. You must be very happy to be ridden by a little girl, right?"
"Haha." Yaluo laughed dryly. "Are you willing to go back now?"
"Unless there is delicious milk pudding at home." Shenhu swayed his slender legs and hummed a little tune.
"Oh, and I have a name, so don't call me Shenhu Shenhu anymore," said Shenhu.
"What should it be called?" Yaluo became curious. He had never heard the divine pot say that it had a name.
"My name is Liuli, and you must call me Lord Liuli from now on!" Liuli said, patting his head.
"Yes, Master Liuli."
"Hum~"
Liuli was in a good mood and hummed a little tune. She took out her cell phone and took a picture of Yaluo being ridden by her.
Now Yaluo had no choice but to go along with her. Zeshia had already set up a large formation at home, and she had to be taken back quickly.
Holding Liuli's ankles, he started walking towards home.
As they walked, the little devil shouted again:
"Ah~ I want to pee, but I don't want to go down, what should I do?"
Yaluo's face was full of black lines, "You'd better keep it for me."
"Huh? Didn't you shout before that you would treat others as urinals? What's going on now? How come you are the one being treated as a urinal~" Liuli said with a smile.
"Ha, haha, Liuli, you, you are kidding, right?" Yaluo laughed.
"Huh? Guess if I am," Liuli said in a long tone.
"Ah~ I can't hold it anymore. Should we just solve it like this?" Liuli dragged out the tone and twisted her waist.
"Fuck you"
Yaluo immediately jumped up and rushed towards home.
"Then we'll just have to wait for Yaluo to bring her back."
The golden magic circle disappeared into the lawn. Zeshia glanced at the time and saw that it was still three hours before dawn.
"I don't know if there's any problem with him." Selina said worriedly.
"By the way, that divine pot, was it also because of Yalu that it turned into a human?" she thought again.
"So, in the end, that guy couldn't control that weird spell. Humph, to be honest, I was deceived by him in the beginning." Zeshia said.
Thinking back to the first time I met Yaluo, I thought he really had some extraordinary skills, and I fooled him and ran away.
Serena looked at Zeshia and smiled helplessly.
At this time, someone rang the doorbell. They looked and saw two gendarmes from the kingdom.
"Excuse me?" Selina walked forward and asked.
"Hello, ma'am! We received a report that a copper smelting suspect came here. Have you seen any suspicious people nearby?" asked the military police.
"This... I didn't see it." Selina said. She had a bad feeling. Could it be that the suspect he was talking about was Yaluo?
"Well, excuse me for bothering you."
The military police nodded and was about to leave when they heard shouting from not far away.
"If you fucking dare to pee, you're dead, I tell you!"
"Hehe~ As a slave dog, you have no right to choose. This is the sweet rain given to you by your master. Enjoy it~"
"If you need to pee, go to the toilet, you bastard!"
"So now you are the toilet~"
They looked and found that it was Yaluo carrying Liuli and rushing towards them at a high speed.
"It's the suspect!"
The military police were immediately alert.
"He also kidnapped that girl!"
The two military police immediately drew their swords. Seeing them, Yaluo tutted in annoyance, then leaped up and jumped over the fence of the yard, shouting at the silver dragon over there:
"Zeshia!"
"understood!"
Zeshia stomped her foot, and a golden magic circle immediately emerged from under the lawn, illuminating most of the manor with golden light.
Yaluo grabbed Liuli's ankles, threw her off his neck, and threw her into the magic circle.
(End of this chapter)
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