My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 150: Declaration of Independence (3.5k)

“Ciallo～(∠ω<)⌒”

Shenhu smiled at him cleverly.

Yaluo stood there with his eyes wide open, a little confused.

"No, no, you, how come you suddenly became a human?"

That's not right. If she turned into a human, there should be a binding prompt here! Why is there nothing?

"Eh? Are you trying to get information about a young girl? What a disgusting lolita con~"

Shenhu's eyebrows curved into a half-moon shape, and he covered his mouth with one hand and said with a smile.

"Can you stop making trouble? Explain it to me clearly." Yaluo said angrily and walked forward to grab her.

But Shenhu shrank back and avoided him.

"You pervert, you can't help yourself now? You're such a pervert~"

Shenhu smiled cleverly, and his body flew across the corridor and out of a window.

"Stop!"

Yaluo immediately grabbed his backpack, took out the Xiang card from it, flipped out of the window, and used the Xiang card to fly.

He chased Shen Hu to the school gate and saw that she had put up a large poster at the school gate. On the poster was a wanted poster with his headshot and inscribed in large bright red letters:

"Criminal Yaluo, guilty of being a jerk, molesting a young girl, and being a cockroach, for all these crimes, sentenced to death!"

"What are you doing!"

Yalu rushed forward and tore the poster down.

The divine pot flew up into the sky to avoid him and said with a smile:

"Kukuku, I'm just showing everyone your true colors as a worthless human. This is your punishment for bullying me!"

"you"

Yaluo reacted suddenly.

"You were the one who did all that before? You became my appearance?"

"I don't want to become a small fry with a cockroach's head. Humph, when you make a wish, I can just slightly change the result you see." said the magic pot.

Yaluo then realized that he was not controlled by anything at all, and there was no intruder in his house. It was this magic pot that was causing trouble from the beginning to the end!

"Wait, didn't you say you can't interfere with wishes?" Yaluo asked in confusion.

"It was not allowed originally, but since I was able to become a human, I suddenly discovered that I can also use the power of the wish spirit." Shenhu said proudly.

Yaluo was startled, "You can also use the wish spirit?"

Then he realized something else.

The sacred pot had actually transformed into a human a long time ago, but until last night it had retained its original form, which meant...

"Can you switch your image at will?"

"You answered correctly, and I'll reward you by letting you lick my toes~" Shenhu said with a smile.

This is truly unprecedented. After being transformed into a human by the system, one can then transform back to the original appearance.

Is this because of the special nature of the divine pot itself?
And all the wishes that I worked so hard to collect are now all in the hands of this little brat?

"Damn, I didn't expect this to happen..."

The Shenhu on the opposite side snorted and laughed.

"Now, you can't control me anymore, you bastard~"

"To punish you for your arrogant threats before, I'm going to let the whole world know that you are an incomparable pervert!"

Ya Luo choked for a moment and quickly said, "How about we sit down and talk it over first to establish a win-win cooperation relationship?"

"Hey, I don't want it~" Shenhu made a face at him.

"Don't say that. I was wrong before. Don't be angry, okay?"

Now we can only calm the other party down. Although it is a magic pot, its mind is like that of a child, so it should not be impossible to communicate with it.

But Shen Hu laughed complacently and said:
"Hey~ Why are you so polite now? Didn't you say before that you would use me as a urinal? Come on, come on, as long as you catch me, you can do whatever you want to me~"

The divine pot turned its body and flew away in an instant.

"Damn it"

Yaluo was about to use the time-stop watch to freeze time and catch her, but the pocket watch has a cooling time, and now the magic pot can use the wish spirit, so there is no way to control her even if he catches her.

He could only catch up with him first. He didn't believe that this kid could really use the wish spirit unlimitedly!

...

The magic pot flew onto the street and saw the patrolling gendarmerie. An idea flashed in his mind, Kuku smiled, and then pretended to be panicked and ran over.

"Uncle Military Police, please help me! There's a perverted lolicon chasing me here."

"what?!"

The military police was shocked that he had encountered such an outrageous thing. He immediately drew his sword.

"Don't be afraid, little girl! Tell me! Where is that pervert?"

"There!" The magic pot turned its head and pointed. Yalu was flying towards this side.

"Don't run, little brat!" Yaluo landed and pounced towards the sacred pot.

"Ah~ How scary~" The magic pot ran away quickly.

Just as Yaluo was about to chase him again, a sword suddenly swung from behind him and he quickly dodged.

The military police, sword raised, stood in front of him and shouted, "Stop, you criminal! You actually attacked a young girl! This is an unforgivable crime! I arrest you now in the name of the Royal Military Police!"

"Tsk..."

Yalu didn't have time to waste with him. He raised his hand and used the atomization technique to release a large amount of white mist. By the time the military police reacted, there was no one in front of him.

"Serena! Serena, wake up!"

Selina was awakened from her sleep and opened her eyes drowsily.

She saw a small milky white soul floating in front of her. It had a mouth on it, and Yaluo's voice came out of it.

"Yalo?"

She recognized it as a voice transmission spell, and an advanced real-time voice transmission spell.

"When did you learn that?" she asked in surprise.

"Don't worry about that for now! There's a big problem right now! I've found the real culprit behind this!"

"Found it? Who is it?" Selena asked hurriedly.

"Don't worry about it now. She is a very difficult girl to deal with, and she is coming towards our house! Listen to me now, go to my room immediately, there are things that can deal with her!" said Yaluo.

Hearing this, Serena quickly got up from the bed and followed the voice-transmitting spirit to Yaluo's room.

"Hurry! It's under my bed!" Yaluo said anxiously.

"Don't be impatient." Selena bent down and searched under the bed.

"There's just a box under the bed."

"It's in there!" Selena dragged the box out.

"Is this it?"

"Yes, this is it, open it quickly!" Yaluo said anxiously.

Serena opened the box.

Inside was a little pornographic book titled:

Super embarrassing, my sticky bathroom service with an orc maid!

"You..." Selina looked at the little soul with a puzzled look on her face.

"Oh~ I was discovered. I remembered it wrongly. I'm really embarrassed that Selena discovered my fetish~" Yalu said with a laugh.

The corner of Serena's eye twitched, and she glanced at the book again, sighing with a dark face.

"You used a high-level voice transmission spell to wake me up in the middle of the night just to let me see something like this?"

At this moment, there was a loud bang outside the terrace. She turned her head and saw Yalu rushing in in a hurry.

"Selena? Where is the magic pot? I saw her coming home!" Yaluo rushed in and asked.

"Yaluo? You are not... What other magic pot do you have?"

Selina was stunned and looked at the voice-transmitting soul.

The soul suddenly changed into the appearance of a young girl, and flew away from the door with a giggle.

Yaluo immediately chased after him, leaving Serena with a confused look on her face.

Shenhu ran into Zeshia's room in front, and Yalu followed closely behind.

"Divine Pot, come out!"

He rummaged through the room.

"Tsk, what are you making so noisy in the middle of the night?" Zeshia sat up with her hair disheveled and a fluffy nightcap on her head. She frowned when she saw that it was Yalu who was rummaging around in her room.

"Why are you back? And what are you doing?" she asked.

"Zeshia! That magic pot! Do you remember? She can turn into a human now! All the previous things were her fault!" Yalu immediately explained to Zeshia.

Zeshia, who was half asleep, seemed to find it difficult to digest his words and kept looking at him with a frown.

"Anyway, someone broke into your room!"

"Tsk, it's so annoying so late at night. I can't even sleep well." Zeshia said in annoyance.

She got out of bed and waved to Yaluo: "Go aside, let the king find it."

Yaluo stood aside and saw a flash of ice-blue light in Zeshia's eyes, and a wave of spiritual power gushed out from her body, covering the entire room.

"There."

Zeshia said, pointing to a closet door.

Yaluo immediately stepped forward and opened the cabinet door.

There was only a wanted poster for him inside, the same kind that Shenhu had made before.

"Damn it! He escaped!"

He grabbed the wanted poster and threw it to the ground.

Zeshia stepped forward, picked up the wanted poster and took a look at it.

"This is also something she made. If I don't catch her quickly, I will really have to live on another planet by tomorrow." Yaluo said as he was about to leave to continue searching.

But Zeshia stopped him: "Hey, Yaluo, do you really like young human women?"

"Didn't I tell you? This is something made by that magic pot!" said Yaluo.

"Oh."

Zeshia threw the wanted poster aside and then asked, pretending to be indifferent:
"Then if I became a child, would you still like me?"

Yaluo looked at her strangely: "No. Why did you suddenly think of asking such a question?"

"Just asking. Tell me, do you like it or not?" Zeshia insisted.

"Stop it, I'm very busy right now."

Yaluo turned to leave, but Zeshia held him back and said stubbornly:
"This king wants you to tell me right now whether you like it or not!"

"I like it, I like it. I like you no matter what you do." Yaluo said repeatedly.

Zeshia's eyes formed a crescent shape, and she raised the corners of her mouth and said in a tender voice:
"I admitted it~"

Yaluo was stunned, then immediately raised his hand to grab her.

"Stinky brat!"

Zeshia dodged Yaluo's hand and transformed back into the divine pot, saying with a grin:

"I admit it, I finally admit that I'm a lolita lover~"

She laughed sweetly and ran out of the door in a blink of an eye.

Yaluo chased downstairs and saw Zeshia wearing pajamas and just coming out of the kitchen with a cup of steaming flower tea.

Seeing him, Silver Dragon showed a puzzled look: "Yaluo? Why are you back?"

Without saying a word, Yaluo immediately stepped forward and grabbed Zeshia's face.

Zeshia was stunned, and then her expression turned cold: "What are you doing!"

"It's the real thing." Yaluo withdrew his hand and confirmed it.

Looking at the unfriendly Silver Dragon, he quickly explained: "Someone just disguised themselves as you and tricked me. I was just confirming it."

"Disguised as the king? The one you mentioned before?" Zeshia frowned.

"Yes."

"So what did she do to you when she transformed into this king?"

Yaluo was about to say something, but the words didn't come out when they reached his lips.

“Nothing.”

"Yalo!"

Serena chased down from upstairs.

"Where's the sacred pot?"

"Let her run away."

"The magic pot? The one you used before?" Zeshia asked.

"Yes, now that she's a human, she did everything that happened before."

Yaluo's expression was gloomy: "She still controls hundreds of levels of wish spirits. She can run away if she wants to. She is very difficult to deal with."

"Then do you want to go to the Magic Association and find a higher-level wizard to help?" Selena asked.

"No need to bother."

Zeshia took a sip of the flower tea and said calmly:
"I will prepare a confinement array later. You go and lead her into it. No matter what it is, once it falls under the dragon's confinement spell, it will have no choice but to accept its fate."

(End of this chapter)