Who are you calling "little fresh meat"? I'm the king.

Chapter 494: Good performance (24)

In the world of crosstalk, there are no stand-up comedy routines that go viral every year; all that goes viral is infighting!
You can't make big money performing crosstalk in a small theater, unless you become the owner.

This is the reality for most crosstalk performers: their careers are short-lived. As soon as they gain some fame, they think about becoming their own boss. But once they become bosses, another problem arises: how to get along with their partners.

If there's only one boss, how can you guarantee the interests of your partners?
In reality, most small theaters don't stay popular for long before they start causing all sorts of trouble, followed by disbanding and reorganizing...

It is extremely rare for a group like Deyun Society to maintain internal stability after nearly 20 years of popularity.

The root cause is that the market size for crosstalk is too small, and Deyun Club has basically taken the entire slice of the pie, leaving only scraps that can hardly support all the other practitioners...

Then they started tearing each other apart and causing trouble...

Deyun Society has a complete ecosystem. Small theaters are just one part of its survival. Once the performers reach a certain level of fame, they can get involved in commercial performances. At that point, they can make a lot of money without being the boss...

However, none of this has much to do with Shen Yan…

He doesn't have a good impression of Deyun Club...

I have a strong aversion to all crosstalk performers, especially Yue Yunpeng!

Variety show hustler, movie hustler!
He always says how much he suffers…

Is it considered suffering to be a waiter and get yelled at? Is it considered suffering to be a security guard?

Putting everything else aside, construction site laborers and those who carry heavy loads are all physically demanding jobs. What has he ever done? He just keeps bragging about how hard and difficult his childhood was...

Some successful people tend to exaggerate their past hardships, always believing they are hidden gems buried in the desert. But most of them are actually just pigs riding the wave of opportunity...

However, the second season of "Comedy General Mobilization" will definitely need to contact Deyun Club...

Shen Yan will not participate then!
Let them do whatever they want...

Oh, he brought the script for "Eighty-One Tribulations" with him this time...

Qiao Shan was a little worried—Jia Ling's "Mulan" had been criticized in various ways, and the show was even suspended for one episode!
It's quite normal; Shen Teng's "rejecting pornography, gambling, and table tennis" statement was also brought up for an apology...

The key question is, what exactly is this 'Mulan Research Association'?
You demand an apology from Jia Ling, but Disney made a movie called "Mulan," so why don't you say anything?
Why not make Disney apologize?

Isn't this bullying an honest person? !
Shen Yan waved his hand: "Anyway, it's the last episode, so let's go all out!"

The final installment…

In fact, Qiao Shan and Xiu Rui's team was already at the bottom in the semi-finals, which means that the results of this episode are not included in the rankings at all!

After reading the script, Xiu Rui said, "It has a bit of a Hiyori feel to it... especially that line, 'Shuriken, how could you steal your master's shuriken, Sasiki'..."

Shen Yan waved his hand: "It's fun, as long as the audience laughs! Tell me, is it funny or not?"

Xiu Rui nodded: "That's really interesting!"

Qiao Shan rolled her eyes at him: "Of course you think it's interesting. You're the main character, and I'm playing Pigsy!"

The story of "Eighty-One Tribulations" unfolds from the premise of instigating Sha Wujing to become a monster.

Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and Zhu Bajie were actually deliberately using provocation to force Sha Wujing to submit, even framing him with false accusations, their methods escalating with each twist and turn…

If one method doesn't work, another must be devised. It wasn't until Tang Sanzang feigned unconsciousness that Sha Wujing finally revealed his true feelings...

Tang Sanzang uttered a golden saying: "To spend one's whole life saving all people and to spend one's whole life saving only one person, I think are the same!"

Of course, the most significant twist is that the master and disciples are reincarnated again, arriving at the Flowing Sand River, where Sha Wujing rejoins the pilgrimage team!

The line, "This humble monk comes from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East, on his way to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures..." is particularly moving.

Shen Yan smiled and said, "...I'll play Tang Sanzang, and Xu Juncong will play Sun Wukong!"

"Old Xu..."

"What's wrong? Is Old Xu helping Jia Ling with her performance?"

"Um…"

"Then let's find Zidong... How is he now?"

Qiao Shan sighed: "...That's just how it is..."

"Then let's find Jiajia!"

"it is good!"

Jiajia is Cui Zhijia!
He is also one of the male leads in "Go! Boys"...

She has a good relationship with Qiao Shan and Xiu Rui...

In comparison, Zhang Zidong is too arrogant!
His departure from "Happy Meeting Room" was mainly due to the suppression of the show by Heilongjiang TV, which had too many requirements regarding the program's content...

He felt that the TV station was suppressing him…

Actually, his understanding is understandable. The level of explicitness in the neighboring TV station's "Ben Shan Happy Camp" is beyond vulgarity; it's downright indecent! Why can't "Happy Meeting Room" be a little exaggerated?

I couldn't figure it out, so I left...

That was Zhao Benshan, and Zhao Benshan at his peak...

What do you have to compare with them?
Actually, he was quite popular in the industry at that time. In "The Battle of Shama Town", Bao Beier had fewer scenes than him.

After leaving "Love to Laugh"...

Alas, his left cheek is etched with self-admiration, while his right cheek betrays his unfulfilled potential…

Why isn't it popular?
Some talent, but not a prodigy!

It's about not having control over the entire stage...

Jiajia also has one. He hasn't gained weight yet and is quite thin. He could play Sun Wukong!
……

On stage, "Eighty-One Tribulations" came to an end:
Shen Yan: Wukong, we've reached the Flowing Sand River again. Ugh, why did I say "again"? Are there any monsters here?

"Master, there are no more monsters here."

Qiao Shan, playing Zhu Bajie, says: "Brother, let's go!"

Xiu Rui enters, reciting the opening poem: "No boats can pass on the Ganges sands, yet I have dominated the boatmen for eighty thousand years. I fear neither gods nor heaven, a river god across ten thousand miles of sandy sea!"

Shen Yan immediately went to greet him: Who is this poet?

Jiajia grabbed Xiu Rui and angrily scolded, "Why did you come back?"

Qiao Shan comforted Shen Yan: It's alright, Master.

"Didn't you already succeed? What are you doing back here?"

Xiu Rui: If I don't come back, you won't be able to complete the eighty-one tribulations.

Jiajia was touched but didn't know what to say, so she simply repeated what she had done before...

Xiu Rui: What happened to him?
Qiao Shan: Oh well, we're already here, let's hurry up! (Fake fight) I've taken down my master.

Xiu Rui immediately slid to his knees: "Greetings, Master."

Shen Yan pointed at him: This? This monster... is so weak!

Xiu Rui: Master, just call me Sha Wujing.

Tang Sanzang: Have you already chosen your own Buddhist name? Then your real name is Sha?
Xiu Rui: Sha... Sha Yi.

Tang Sanzang: Sha Yi, I feel it's necessary to introduce myself. This humble monk comes from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East, on my way to the Western Paradise to seek the true scriptures…

"Master, I know."

"You know this too?"

"I'll take the luggage." Xiu Rui skillfully picked up the luggage...

Qiao Shan moved closer to Shen Yan: Master, we've completed another trial.

"Huh? Is something this weak considered a challenge?"

Xiu Rui leaned closer to Jiajia: "Senior Brother, I've found a giant tortoise in this life, we can't use it to create a tribulation!"

"A big turtle? What's it called?"

"Let's call it Big Turtle, and I've placed it in the Tongtian River..."

"Good, you've improved..."

As the curtain fell, the audience applauded enthusiastically…

Then a group of people came on stage, and the host, Shen Li, asked: "Who wrote this program?"

Qiao Shan and Xiu Rui exclaimed in unison, "Brother Yan!"

"…I write!"

"You can write short skits?"

Shen Yan glared at her: "I'm a screenwriter!"

Shen Li changed her question: "So what place do you think we can get this time?"

"...Little sister, have you forgotten? Shan Ge's group isn't included in the statistics..."

"...Of course I haven't forgotten, I'm the host!... Next up, please welcome the first group to perform, the new generation of crosstalk performers..."

(End of this chapter)