I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 232 The Dilemma of the Farting King
Time was spent traveling in subspace.

During this period, the Fart Avengers frequently visited the Apimatt Subsector.

At first, they just wandered around the periphery, and would run away whenever they encountered the Space Guard.

Later, they grew bolder and gradually ventured deeper into the sub-sectors, even daring to linger over uninhabited planets.

Their ships have enhanced cruising speed and the ability to jump into the subspace, allowing them to enter the subspace at the slightest disturbance.

After several attempts, the Space Guard failed to intercept the Avengers' fleet even once.

“My lord, I feel ashamed.” Crament stepped forward, head bowed, his expression somewhat dejected.
"In the most recent engagement, the first, second, third, and fourth companies surrounded the orc pirate fleet. I thought victory was assured and planned to capture the target alive and extract information from him, but I never expected that the pirates were equipped with assault engines and could forcibly jump into the warp. If I had been able to order the cannons to fire in time, the outcome might not have been so bleak."

"It's not your fault, Cranment. The Space Guard is just a self-defense force and is not qualified to be equipped with the kind of subspace jump jamming devices that the Imperial Army has."

Li Nuo raised his hand in a gesture of reassurance to his guard commander, then changed the subject and asked:

"Have you found any intelligence regarding this orc pirate fleet that has repeatedly harassed us?"

“Yes, sir.” Crament presented his data panel and explained:

"After extensive investigation, I've confirmed that this orc pirate fleet belongs to the 'Fart Avengers Alliance.' This is a privateer fleet primarily composed of 'Farts,' consisting mainly of highly maneuverable light cruisers and frigates. A conservative estimate puts its total strength at 300,000 personnel and more than ten ships. Its main area of ​​operation is the Misty Starfield. After contacting the Terran Military Department, Conn learned that the Farflin Avengers Alliance has been frequently harassing the Imperial World, located at the border of the Misty Starfield and the Solar Starfield, in recent days. Apimatt is one of their targets."

"So, this isn't a hostile act specifically targeted at us?"

“Yes, sir.” Clement paused:

"Furthermore, during my investigation, I discovered that Granite 5 was also a target of harassment by the Pseudo-Avengers. The Solar Force company stationed on that Imperial world detected unusual fleet signals on the Auger Matrix of a cruiser, which were confirmed to be two light cruisers of the Pseudo-Avengers. This occurred eight Terra days ago."

Li Nuosi pondered and asked:

"Eight Terra days ago? That means Granite 5 was harassed by the Avengers earlier than Apimatt?"

"Yes, sir. In fact, the order in which the Farting Avengers harass the Empire world follows a certain pattern. On the galactic map, the Fartings start from the northernmost point of the southwestern part of the Misty Starfield and proceed from north to south. This is also stated on my data panel."

Li Nuo flipped through the data panel and found the information Clament had mentioned, quickly discovering something unusual:

"These damn privateers seem to have a particular fondness for harassing the Empire after it has just quelled a rebellion."

"My lord, you have a keen eye. The situation is indeed as described. According to my statistics, in more than four-fifths of the Imperial worlds that reported the discovery of privateers to the Imperial Military Affairs Department, rebellions had just been quelled. Their self-defense capabilities are very weak, and it is estimated that this is why the privateers were attracted there."

Clement was adept at flattery.

Li Nuo was already familiar with this, and accepted the flattery with a slight smile and without changing his expression:

"I'll contact Lord Voges and ask if they need any assistance. We might need to send a few companies to help defend them. You should prepare a contingency plan in advance."

"Yes, my lord."

"Is there anything else to report?" Li Nuo handed back the data panel.

Clanment received it with both hands and bowed slightly in greeting:
"No more, my lord."

"Go to work and keep up the good work."

“As you wish.” Cranment turned and left.

The door opened and closed, and the room remained silent.

Li Nuo tapped the table with his fingertips, his thoughts swirling.

Granite 5 has three companies of the Solar Force and more than three million weak planetary defense troops.

The fighting strength of the Solar Army's companies is beyond doubt, but their numbers are too small.

Li Nuo plans to transfer two companies to assist in the defense, so that his wedding a year from now will not become his father-in-law's death anniversary.

"By the way, how are Corvin's preparations going? Delton is waiting for her to go to Granite 5 to help deal with the remaining rebels."

Li Nuo activated the communicator and chatted with Amy.

After becoming a trainee agent, Corrie underwent extensive genetic and biochemical modifications, removing unnecessary implants, repairing damaged areas, and also receiving gene repair and neuromodulation.

The entire process took nearly ten days.

Just as Li Nuo was asking Amy, Corrie had finished her training for the day.

"Kaliwen is in good condition, all indicators are at an excellent level, and she can leave at any time."

Amy said this in the communication.

Li Nuo checked the nearest flights:

“Three days from now, an armed cargo ship carrying supplies will be heading to Granit 5. Have Corvin come to me; I’ll give her an authorization letter and a letter of introduction.”

"Okay, she'll be right there."

Communication ends.

Li Nuo used the Thinker to write the authorization letter and introduction letter, which were then printed out by the clerk.

After a while, Corrie came to report for duty.

Ten days ago, she looked miserable, with only half a scalp left and many wounds on her body.

Today she looks radiant, as if she has become more than ten years younger, full of energy and enthusiasm.

“My lord, please allow me to praise your generosity and kindness once again. It is no exaggeration to say that you have given me a second life.”

Koliwen, with her neat single ponytail, bowed deeply in greeting.

Li Nuo chuckled:
“No need to be polite, Corvin. The capable will be rewarded, and the capable will also do more work. As you probably already know, Lord Voges and Amy’s father are stationed on Granite 5. I need you to assist them and wipe out the remaining rebels. Keep the two letters on the table. Depart in three days and give them my regards.”

"Yes, sir, I will do my utmost to clear the obstacles on Granite 5 for you."

With a solemn expression, Corrie put away the letter and took her leave.

While assigning tasks to Corrie, Li Nuo also wrote to Vogues and Delton to discuss the purpose of the Avengers' harassment of the Empire world.

Just as he finished writing the letter, Li Nuo suddenly froze for a moment, then raised his hand and slapped his forehead.

"Snapped."

"Oh my god, I'm such a fool. Waaagh simulation should be able to simulate fart spirits too, right? I can just possess the fart spirits of the Fart Spirit Avengers and then I'll know what they're up to."

Li Nuo realized too late that he had done something stupid.

It’s not his fault.

He had always considered the orc boy as a potential possessor, never thinking of possessing the fart spirit or Skull.

Open the system interface and manually redeem the second reward option.

Please describe your simulated object.

Unlike the Orc Boys, who are categorized into characters like the Boom Boys, Chop Boys, and Tech Boys, the Fart Boys are not.

They judge status solely by physical appearance.

After a moment's thought, Li Nuo said:

"Looking for fart-loving Avengers members who are over two meters tall and weigh over 150 kilograms."

[Start search.]

Search complete.

Search results: 13328 items.

"So many. What did these guys eat to grow up like this?"

Li Nuo marveled at the increase in height and weight.

"Looking for someone over three meters tall and weighing over three hundred kilograms."

[Search complete.] [Search results: 75 items.]

“Show the one with the highest status.”

【Name: Farting King - Gold Coins】

[Start calculating simulated prices.]

[The simulation subject is the leader of the Fart Avengers, and the starting price for the simulation is 10 Magic Spores.]

[The simulated object has undergone mechanization, increasing the simulation price by 300%.]

The simulated object is critically damaged; the simulated price has decreased by 80%.

The simulated object is currently imprisoned; the simulated price has decreased by 50%.

【最终模拟价格为10万*（1+5-0.8-0.5）=27万颗神奇孢子。】

[Remaining simulation points: 1.6 million.]

[Number of miraculous spores: 51.]

"Seriously injured, imprisoned... Could this King of Farts have been usurped? And why doesn't he have a single combat unit under his command?"

Li Nuo was full of questions, so he switched between different simulation objects to check the prices.

Upon closer inspection, he realized that something was very wrong.

The perpetrators in the search results were either severely injured, imprisoned, or both—a truly tragic situation.

On the contrary, those short-lived devils who were less than three meters tall and weighed less than three hundred kilograms lived quite well, neither dying nor being injured, nor were they imprisoned.

This situation is indeed similar to an internal rebellion.

After thinking for a moment, Li Nuo chose to possess a fart spirit that was two meters tall and weighed a little over two hundred kilograms.

This fart spirit is the operator of the locator on the fart spirit frigate, and should be able to access the truth of the matter.

You have consumed 300 Magic Spores.

[Simulation started.]

Li Nuo locked the door, leaned back in his chair, and closed his eyes.

Consciousness left the body and entered the vast starry sky.

Before long, three Pseudo-Empty Frigates appeared ahead.

Li Nuo's consciousness entered the bridge of one of the ships and collided with a fart demon wearing metal armor.

I opened my eyes to find the locator in front of me, which was ticking. There was a sharp spike on its top, from which hung a shrimp's head, which smelled foul and bloody.

The tool is calculating data; no manual operation is required.

Li Nuo pretended to wait for the calculation results, subtly glancing around before his gaze narrowed slightly.

He saw an orc from the Ulanor Orc Empire.

The opponent was an astonishing four meters tall, like a green mountain of flesh, his entire body encased in terracotta steel, and he had two force field generators strapped to his waist:
Green Dam and "Brother Mao is Quiet".

Green Dam is another name for the waste shield generator. "Brother Mao is quiet" can avoid being detected by scanning devices.

Both are active, and an invisible "silent" force field envelops the orcs, making it impossible for the human Auger Matrix to detect its existence.

Why is it said that this orc comes from the Ulanor Empire?

Because it has a "beast tooth" pattern on its chest armor, which means it is a member of the Orc Emperor Urg's direct forces, a fact that Lino learned from "Poison Nail's" memories.

Beside the orc was a young technician who was welding a basketball-sized metal box with a welding torch. He also had "beast teeth" patterns on his body.

Half of the Psykim's head was submerged in amniotic fluid.

The technician carefully removed the head and placed it in the box.

Upon seeing this, Li Nuo couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly.

He recognized the origin of the box; it was a green, high-tech product known as the "Roaring Box."

The yelling box and the noisy box are two different things.

The Noisy Box works on the principle of electromagnetic communication, which can only be used within the scope of planets and fleets and cannot achieve interstellar communication.

The Roaring Box is something else entirely; it contains half of PsyKid's head. (Note)
Cut the Psykimboy's head in half, separating the two halves into two separate Roaring Boxes.

The two halves of the same PsyKid's head can achieve an effect similar to "quantum entanglement," enabling zero-latency communication regardless of distance.

Li Nuo knew about the Roaring Box before he transmigrated, but because he had never seen the physical object, he was unable to figure out the blueprint for the Roaring Box when he possessed the Tech Master - Ancient Latin.

Now that he has finally seen the object in person, how could he possibly miss such a good opportunity?

You have redeemed a Waaagh simulation offline search opportunity.

[Searching the gene knowledge base of TechMaster-Guradil offline.]

【Search completed.】

Search results: 1 item.

【Name: Roaring Box】

[Exchange Price: 100 million skill points.]

[Note: For every two Howling Boxes created, an innocent psyboy loses his life!]

[This incredibly powerful interstellar communication device from Claas has an extremely short lifespan. Each psionic boy can only provide one communication opportunity, and each communication session cannot exceed 10 minutes. Use it sparingly.]

100 million skill points equal 1000 million simulated points, it's nothing, click to redeem.

"Boss, I've fixed the 'Roaring Box'."

The young technician respectfully raised his hands, holding up the metal box known as the "roaring box".

Li Nuo snapped out of his daze while studying mechanical magic and happened to see the orc taking the Roaring Box from the mechanic boy's hand.

The orc poked at the box with his large fingers.

The psionic boy in the box absorbed universal psionic materials from the people around him, making a sound of pure, exhilarating pleasure.

It screamed excitedly, its voice gradually becoming deeper, as if it had become a different person.

This means that zero-latency interstellar communication has been established, and the voice coming from the box is from the orc who possesses the other half of the psionic boy's brain.

"Hey? Boss!" the orc boomed.
"I've seen the situation here. There are indeed a lot of weaklings. They just quelled a rebellion, so they don't have many people and are short on weapons and ammunition. We can easily send a few dozen fleets over and wipe them all out."

A deep, powerful voice emanated from the roaring box, like a hundred- or eighty-cylinder engine bellowing:

"You did a great job, Guruk! I'll reward you!"

The moment Li Nuo heard that voice, an image of a beastman over ten meters tall appeared in his mind. It was none other than Urak Urg, the emperor of the Ulanor Beastman Empire.

Hiss, Conn was right. Before launching an invasion, the Ulanor Orc Empire would send a fleet disguised as orc pirates to scout ahead.

This time, the fleet they dispatched was composed entirely of orc pirates.

Recalling the "internal strife" phenomenon discovered during the previous search for simulated objects, Li Nuo could easily draw the following conclusion:

Ulano, using some unknown means, imprisoned the Fart King and his guards, forcibly seizing control of the Fart Avengers.

The fleet of the Pixie Avengers was used by Ulanor to scout the Empire world, which led to Apimette being harassed by orc privateers.

(End of this chapter)