I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 231 The Sharp Social Problems of the Green Skin

Open the system interface and manually activate the second reward in the Waaagh simulation.

[Reward 2: Precisely match with your chosen orc and simulate their appearance. Exchange price: 100 points + a certain number of magical spores.]

Please describe your simulated object.

"Urak Urg, the orc emperor of the Ulanor orc empire."

[Searching...]

Search complete.

Search results: 1 item.

【Name: Ulanor Overlord, Orc Emperor, Ulak Ulger】

[Start calculating simulated prices.]

The simulation subject is the Orc Emperor, and the starting price is 10 Magical Spores.

[The simulated subject controls 22 billion armed orcs; the starting price for the simulation is increased by 35 billion magical spores.] (Note)
[The simulated object has been modified by mad doctor witchcraft, mechanical witchcraft, and psychic witchcraft, increasing its price by 300%.]

[The simulated object is in combat; the simulated price increases by 100%.]

The final simulated price is approximately 180 billion Magic Spores.

[Remaining simulation points: 1.6 million.]

[Number of miraculous spores: 55.]

[Insufficient Magic Spores; you cannot simulate this character.]

"No way, man, the starting price for the simulation is 36 billion?"

Li Nuo was speechless for a moment, unsure of what to say.

With only 55 Magic Spores, the price is less than a fraction of the simulated value, so there's no point in thinking about directly possessing Urak Ulger.

Li Nuo pondered for a moment, then changed his approach and said again:
"Change the simulation subject to a special operations kid who is spying for Ulak Ulger, preferably the kind who works alone, and it would be even better if he didn't have any followers."

Searching for the mock object you specified.

Search complete.

Search results: 15.6.

"Hiss, there are so many special forces lads spying for Urg. The Orc Emperor is something else, the number of his special forces lads alone is comparable to one of the clans of the Paru warlords."

Li Nuo glanced down at the data panel.

The corrupted orc leaders of the Cruel Quest Chapter are mostly located in the southern part of the Misty Starfield, and most of these orc leaders are warlords, with only a small number being tribes.

Ulger is not a fool.

It's highly unlikely that a special forces operative on a reconnaissance mission in the Far East would know anything about the Misty Starfield.

To convince Ulger of his words, Lino must impose more restrictions on the special forces kid.

"Further refine the search results. The criteria are that the special forces kid's main area of ​​activity is the southern part of the Misty Starfield, and he has the opportunity to make contact with the orc warlords and tribal leaders there."

[Searching for simulated objects.]

Search complete.

Search results: 1157 items.

"Display the entries with the highest consumption of Miracle Spores."

System text refresh.

[Name: "Poison Nail" Axon.]

[Start calculating simulated prices.]

The simulation subject is Special Forces Kid, and the starting price is 20 Magic Spores.

The simulated subject possesses the title "Poison Nail" bestowed by the Orc Emperor, and the starting price for the simulation includes 1 Magical Spores.

[The simulated object has been modified by mad doctor witchcraft, mechanical witchcraft, and psychic witchcraft, increasing its price by 300%.]

The final simulated price is 40080 Magic Spores.

"Poison Nail... a special forces kid with a title, looks pretty impressive."

Li Nuo muttered something and checked other search results.

A few minutes later, he came to a conclusion.

"Poison Nail" is the best subject for simulation. The rest of the special forces kids either have titles but the titles are terrible, or they don't have titles and haven't been modified. They are obviously weaklings and can't speak in front of the Orc Emperor.

Select the search result for "poison nails" and confirm to start the simulation.

The system automatically deducts Magic Spores.

Li Nuo's consciousness left his body in space, transferred from the network to the real universe, and traveled through the vast sea of ​​stars.

The scene from the first Waagh simulation is reproduced at this moment.

Li Nuo arrived in a space filled with shipwrecks.

Orc-style salvage ships weave through the wreckage, while a spacesuit-clad technician and a fart sprite leap back and forth using rocket boosters.

Behind the wreckage, a massive, monolithic space fortress came into view.

It was an asteroid about the size of Terra's moon, which had been completely molded into the shape of orcs.

The ground was covered with turrets, tracks, cranes, and vehicles made of scrap metal.

Salvage ships collected useful scrap from the wreckage, packaged it into spherical clumps, and fired them at the boulders using smoothbore cannons.

The sludge mass collided with the boulder and exploded with a bang. The slaves swarmed forward and, at the slave owner's command, began the work of moving it.

The special forces lad, nicknamed "Poison Nail," was currently crouching atop the tower in this junkyard.

Li Nuo opened his eyes, and an endless wasteland appeared before him. The sour smell of orcs mixed with the smell of feces and various compounds filled his nostrils.

Looking around and digging into "Poison Nail's" memories, Li Nuo figured out the current situation.

This place is located on the western side of the Pamela sector and once belonged to the human empire.

The prosperous past has vanished like smoke. Human nests have been violently demolished. Farmland, orchards, and pastures have been used by Sgug to breed. The mining world has been preserved, but the miners there are still human.

The world we live in now is an industrial world, and all of humanity has been wiped out.

"Whoo~~~"

A gust of hot wind blew by, the metal pole beside him creaked, and the dried human corpses swayed in the wind, their empty eye sockets and ripped open hearts telling tales of silent pain.

Li Nuo was stunned, feeling the weight of the war of civilizations for the first time.

Delving into the memories of "Poison Nail" Axen, the atrocities committed by the Ulanor Orc Empire are shocking. Eating people alive is the least of their crimes; some even go so far as to attach human heads to Sgug for amusement.

"Damn it, an alien is still an alien. Luckily, I kept a close eye on the Palu orcs and suppressed their malice towards humans and many of their instinctive reactions at the genetic level. Compared to the Ulanor orcs, the Palu orcs are as civilized as gentlemen in suits and ties."

Li Nuo suppressed his discomfort, boarded the zipline, and glided quickly through the air.

Half an hour later, he arrived at the loading and unloading platform near the waste disposal site.

This place is guarded by an orc clan, who are responsible for supervising the farts to collect and sort the waste, and then transport it to mechanical workshops throughout the planet.

The gatekeeper orc boy was two meters tall, wearing armor pieced together from various ceramic steel plates. He had an underbite, thick lips, protruding fangs, and a forward-stretched neck, resembling a ferocious green beast.

They were rude to the passing farts and orc boys, but when they saw Li Nuo, they stamped their feet and beat their chests, letting out a roar full of reverence:
"WAAAGH! Poison Sting! Enjoyed the hunt? How many shrimp did you kill?"

"Didn't find any shrimp, but did take care of a few blind bastards."

Li Nuo replied, mimicking the tone of "Poison Nail".

"That's a real shame. We wanted to try shrimp... Come on in!" The orc guarding the gate waved his hand and opened the large iron gate behind him.

Li Nuo stepped inside, walked through the crowded streets enclosed by green shacks, and headed straight for the helipad not far away.

The guy looking after the tarmac was a nimble young man wearing red goggles.

Li Nuo stepped forward and asked bluntly:
Do you know where Elder Urge is?

Kada Boy scratched his head:
“Urg is the coolest kid. He can go wherever he wants. How would a little Karami like me know where he is?”

That's true. The kid in front of me is just an airport security guard on some planet. How would he know where the orc emperor of the Ulanor Empire is?

After thinking about it, Li Nuo decided to go to the capital of Ulanno to ask.

The place was called "Great Crown," named by Ulger himself.

Are there any flights to 'Big Crown' recently?

"Yes, there is one in ten days."

Li Nuo nodded, created a character save file for "Poison Nail," and logged off on the spot.

...

...

Apimette, Royal Court District.

The morning sunlight streamed through the gaps in the curtains, casting thin beams of light into the room.

Li Nuo woke up in bed and heard a "beep beep beep" notification sound from the data panel as soon as he opened his eyes.

Reach out and tap the pixelated screen, and Clement's voice message begins to play.

"Sir, the Sixth Company discovered the presence of an Orc fleet during a routine patrol. No battle ensued. After being swept away by the Oser Matrix, the Orc fleet immediately warped away from our subsector. Please refer to the engagement report I sent to the database for details."

Li Nuo raised an eyebrow, sat up, quickly dressed, and moved to the office to sit down.

The holographic device was activated, projecting a starry sky screen and playing battle footage from the combat report.

This battle, fought without gunfire, took place in the northernmost part of the Apimatt sub-sector, separated from the Misty Starfield by only a narrow strip of air.

The Orc Destroyer Sixth Company was on a border patrol mission in this area when they accidentally detected an Orc fleet consisting of three ships.

Li Nuo pressed the pause button, displayed the scanned image of the Auger matrix, and his eyebrows twitched slightly, showing some surprise.

These are actually three orc pirate ships.

Judging from its size and specifications, it should consist of one cruiser and two frigates.

Their workmanship was far cruder than that of the Black Tooth's fleet; even the pipes that transported steam and heat were exposed, hissing and emitting white steam.

Let's look at the biometric image generated by the Auger matrix.

Countless tiny green dots appeared in every corner of the fleet, all pointing to the vital signs of "fart spirit".

"This looks like a pirate fleet made entirely of fart sprites... fart sprites... wow, could it be the 'Fart Sprite Avengers'?!"

Li Nuo was startled, took out the magical spore and swallowed it, loading the save file of Big Black Fang 2.

In the blink of an eye, Li Nuo arrived at the bridge of the pirate battleship. He jumped off the command platform and personally checked the data records in the calculator.

Half a minute later.

"What a bunch of fart devils' Avengers," Li Nuo muttered to himself, feeling both amused and exasperated.

The orc boy beside him leaned forward, his shifty eyes gleaming as he asked:

"Hey boss, are we going to double-cross them? I heard the Butt Avengers are a bunch of weaklings, let's go steal their shiny stuff!"

"Weakling?! Our Grandpa Pipi is not a weakling!"

The butt-wearing brat jumped onto the table, pointing at the orc boy's nose and spitting wildly:
"Our Butt Spirit Grandpa is hardworking and resilient, working like an ox or a horse. He eats the worst, most rotten, and smelliest food, but does the most, heaviest, and most awful work! We Butt Spirits are the boss's best helpers! You have no right to steal our sparkly gems!"

The orc boy who was scolded was dumbfounded.

Li Nuo was also stunned.

what what?
What is this and what?

Are we going to rebel?
This is a topic that absolutely cannot be touched upon.

Li Nuo raised his hand and flicked her forehead.

The fart-like creature screamed in pain.

"Waaaaah, boss! I just wanted to protect my sparkly beauty! What did I do wrong?!"

"What do you want, you bastards? You can't keep anything in your crotches anyway, you might as well hand it over to us orc kids for safekeeping."

Seeing that Big Black Tooth had stood up for him, the orc boy immediately became arrogant and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the fart spirit.

Li Nuo flicked the forehead again, making the orc boy wince in pain.

He was starting to understand.

This so-called "fart avengers" likely stems from the long-standing conflict between farts and orc boys.

As is well known, in the Greenskins' social hierarchy, the leader's status is higher than that of the Royal Guard, the Royal Guard is higher than the Orc Boy, the Orc Boy is higher than the Skull, and the Skull is higher than the Farling.

The farts are the real underclass of the green-skinned society.

They are fearless, mischievous, and love to play pranks. They have a habit of saving things—either poop or sparkles.

They are weak and unable to protect their collections, and are often robbed by orc boys. Even Skull can rush up and take a few bites.

Farting creatures have relatively short lifespans, and when their private property is violated, they generally don't live long enough to be able to retaliate.

But what if the lifespan of fart spirits were extended?

For example, they become more cunning and shrewd, able to resist the urge to seek thrills through suicide.

The fart spirit, which was originally only supposed to live for a month, lived for a year.

Their wisdom and wealth increase with the passage of time, as do their size and strength.

Gradually, the fart spirit grew to over a meter tall, able to arm wrestle with the weakest orc boy, and thus a great reversal was born.

The farting elf and the orc boy in front of me are the best examples.

This fart spirit comes from Planet Palu. It eats well, drinks well, sleeps well, and has developed the good habit of not picking up poop indiscriminately. Its combat power has also been improved due to alchemical potions and equipment.

The orc boy who confronted it was just a simple-minded kid that Li Nuo had hastily put together to build a pirate fleet. He did more mental work than physical work and was relatively weak.

When these two met, they were evenly matched. The farting fellow was not at all inferior. The farting fellow, who had been suppressed for a long time, had no choice but to confront them head-on.

"It seems I was somewhat negligent. Fortunately, I noticed the problem in time, and it's not too late to make changes."

Li Nuo secretly thought about discussing with the beasts to devise a "fart spirit protection law".

Apart from the boss, the boss's personal guards, the fart slave owners, and the farts themselves, no orc is allowed to infringe upon the interests of the farts.

How exactly to implement it is still up for discussion, and now is not the time to talk about that.

"Alright, you two, stop arguing."

Li Nuo separated the fart spirit and the orc boy, brandished his force field sword, and gave the order:
“Listen up, guys. We’re going to find out about the Farting Avengers. I need to talk business with their boss.”

The pirate fleet's five ships completed their rest and modifications and entered subspace in the vastness of outer space.

Li Nuo went to find the Farting Avengers to investigate their purpose in visiting the Apimette Sector.

He didn't believe that these lawless scoundrels were really just loitering around.

(End of this chapter)