Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 403 How about I eat you too?

"So what? Wait until Sister Taiqing and I wipe you all out, then let's see if you can still act up in front of me!"

Duan Huaige: ?

So you're calling her Sister Taiqing now? Didn't you call her a demoness before?

Xiao Jiang, you must have a rebellious streak, otherwise how could you call me that so naturally?

Duan Huaige sighed and said, "Little Jiang."

"Please call Huai Ge a witch!" Little Jiang the Great Demon King shouted sternly.

I know you're holding a grudge.

"You know? You clearly know nothing!" Xiao Jiang, like a cornered animal with its fur standing on end, raised her voice even higher, with a hint of a sob in her voice, "Go find your Qin Shuangjiang! Go find your Xie Cangling! They're waiting for you!"

"You had a lot of fun with them, didn't you? Anyway, even if I offered myself up, you wouldn't even glance at me!"

The words slipped out, carrying a strong sense of bitterness, startling even herself. She then bit her lower lip in annoyance.

Damn it, how could I cry?
The more he tried to stop his tears, the more intense the grievances welled up in his heart. Upon hearing this, Duan Huaige's gaze suddenly changed. As if he had caught some crucial clue, his brows furrowed slightly, then quickly relaxed, and a very quick, faint, almost imperceptible smile flashed across the corner of his mouth.

I wondered why Xiao Jiang was reacting so strongly this time. It turns out she was doubting whether I was completely unmoved by her.

Thinking about it, it makes sense that Duan Huaige only did one of the opportunities he had created. This is undoubtedly a provocation and a disregard for the charm of Little Jiang the Great Demon King.

She always boasted about her figure, saying that although she was only slightly less stunning than Yan Qiuxi, she could still easily outshine most others. Yet Duan Huaige chose to let her best friend Xie Cangling use the mugwort, treating her only as a side dish.

Am I worse than her?
The air by the river seemed to freeze, with only the soft murmur of the flowing water. The sunset burned even brighter, casting long shadows of the young men and women on the bank onto the shimmering water.

Seeing that Duan Huaige was just staring intently at her without saying a word, Jiang Xiyu became even angrier and clenched her fists, ready to go over and punch Duan Huaige a few times.

This punch is a sign that you were blind and disrespectful of my charm!
This punch is for your audacity in stealing my best friend's food!
Duan Huaige easily grabbed Xiao Jiang's wrist, blocking all her attacks. He smiled slightly and said, "So that's what's making you angry. I thought you were just jealous!"

"Jealous?! Who's jealous! I'm not jealous of you!" Xiao Jiang's arrogant virus erupted, and she turned her head away in a huff, but after a moment of silence, she turned back and suddenly threw herself into Duan Huaige's arms.

"Yes! I'm just jealous of you, okay! Duan Huaige, I hate you so much! Waaaaaah!"

"Why don't you like me? Why do you like someone else when I was here first? Why do you sleep with Cang Ling but not with me? Do you hate me that much?"

"Xiao Duan, I'll change myself to whatever you like. Please don't hate me, okay? Waaaaaah!"

The girl's tears finally touched the softest spot in Duan Huaige's heart. She cried very sadly, as if she wanted to express all her grievances.

Little Jiang the Demon King isn't stupid. Having seen her own reaction to the future Yan Qiuxi and Qin Shuangjiang, and the things they said, she probably already guessed a lot—her future self didn't end up with Duan Huaige; she was just a heartbroken loser. But Jiang Xiyu was unconvinced. She didn't believe that Duan Huaige didn't have a place for her in his heart, but the fear of the future made her extremely uneasy. It was precisely because of this that Jiang Xiyu adopted Yan Qiuxi's outrageous plan for a one-shot kill.

Because she didn't want to lose; she didn't want to watch the boy she had liked for so many years walk hand-in-hand into the wedding hall with another girl. That would break her heart.

Faced with Xiao Jiang's confession, Duan Huaige simply hugged the girl tenderly, gently stroking her hair as he softly comforted her, "No, no. You are my dearest childhood sweetheart, Xiao Jiang. I love you to the core, how could I possibly dislike you?"

"Then why don't you want me!" Jiang Xiyu's voice sounded muffled, filled with deep grievance. Seeing this, Duan Huaige couldn't help but ask:
"I'm innocent! Before, if I touched your feet or applied some safflower oil, you would call me a pervert. Now that you've suddenly given me such great authority, isn't it normal for me to be scared?"

"The past is the past! The present is the present!" Xiao Jiang said with exasperation, "When I told you to stop taking advantage of me before, you didn't stop either. How come you're suddenly acting like a gentleman?"

Seeing that he had successfully diverted the girl's attention, Duan Huaige smiled slightly, then suddenly cupped Jiang Xiyu's face, looked into her eyes earnestly, and said, "That's because I like you too, so I don't want to cross that line with you when you're not aware of it."

"This should be a shared and cherished memory for us, not just my personal happiness."

Duan Huaige's sudden seriousness startled Xiao Jiang, who then fell into deep thought.
What Xiao Duan said seems to make sense. Because he likes me, he doesn't want to do *that* with me while I'm unaware.

Come to think of it, if you really love someone, you definitely want more than just their body; you want their heart. If I had the chance to do it with the comatose Duan right now, I certainly wouldn't take advantage of him, would I?

Dual cultivation without emotional exchange is nothing more than the release of base desires.

It turns out that Xiao Duan and I were mutually in love. He loved me too. Waaah! And yet I tried to use such a despicable method to get him to have me. I deserve to die.
Little Jiang, the Great Demon King, habitually unleashed her turtle-like nature, but as she remained turtle-like, she suddenly realized something was wrong.
Wait a minute, you don't want to do it with me when I'm unconscious? Is that your excuse for doing it with my best friend and using me as a side dish?
"You almost fooled me!" Xiao Jiang pushed Duan Huaige away angrily and said, "If you love me so much, why did you sleep with Cang Ling!"

You didn't even wear it! You've made my best friend look like a puff! Now I can't even use the excuse "wearing it doesn't count as giving it to you" to fool myself anymore!

"Of course it's because she's in danger."

"Then why is she in danger?"

"Because you eat strange and rare medicinal herbs indiscriminately."

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After all this back and forth, it turns out it's still my own fault?

Little Jiang, the Great Demon King, was momentarily speechless, but he couldn't swallow his anger. In the end, he could only let out a cold snort and say:

"I don't care! You were wrong anyway, so you have to make it up to me!"

Duan Huaige: ?

"Then let's pick an auspicious day and let you eat me?" Duan Huaige asked tentatively.

In my opinion, there's no time like the present. My cooldown is just over, so let's go to the Landscape Painting and finish making the remaining cream! This will also allow me to achieve my hidden achievement: Double Kill My Best Friend!
(End of this chapter)