Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 402 Brother Huaige can only be mine!
Seeing that Xiao Jiang's intelligence had regained its advantage, Duan Huaige raised an eyebrow and said, "Jiang Xiyu, what do you take me for! Do you think I'm the kind of pervert who would choose to do both of them when I could have done only one person?"

"The education I received growing up did not support me in making such a move!"

Seeing Duan Huaige's righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor, Jiang Xiyu was so angry she wanted to shout a question at him:
What are you pretending for? Do you think I don't know what kind of person you are?
At this point, you're suddenly acting all righteous and saying you're not a pervert... Well, then don't be so harsh on Qin Shuangjiang!

The more Little Jiang the Demon King thought about it, the angrier he became. It seemed that he had been hiding for so many years, only to be taken advantage of by the tea girls. He suddenly went berserk: "Duan Huaige! You've gone too far! I think you're clearly looking down on me!"

After saying that, Little Jiang the Great Demon King angrily grabbed his scattered clothes, dressed, and pushed open the door to leave. Duan Huaige wanted to chase after him, but then he remembered that he hadn't finished dealing with Xiao Xie yet, so he hesitated and stayed.

With a hint of guilt, Xiao Xie, in her green tea-like demeanor, said, "Brother Huai Ge... it's alright, you should go after Xi Yu... she's impulsive, please don't let her do anything foolish..."

"But you..."

"I'm alright here, Brother Huaige... The medicinal effects in my body have been neutralized and refined now, which is a rare opportunity for me to cultivate... Please don't let Xiyu do anything foolish, otherwise I'll feel guilty for the rest of my life..."

Xie Cangling's eyes reddened slightly as she spoke, as if she were blaming herself. Seeing this, Duan Huaige sighed and said firmly:

"Don't worry, Cangling, I'll handle this. You focus on your cultivation, I'll take care of everything."

Although Xiao Jiang's attempt to prank backfired, Xiao Xie did give it anyway, and he can't just pretend nothing happened.

Oh no, could it be that my buddy is about to face... a joint attack from his furious childhood sweetheart and his secret girlfriend?

Will it win?
Duan Huaige set up a protective barrier for Xiao Xie so that she could notify him immediately if anything happened to her cultivation. He then hurriedly left to catch up with Xiao Jiang.

Xie Cangling sat there watching Duan Huaige leave until his figure disappeared from sight, then she relaxed a little and lay down softly.

So tiring... I didn't know that serving tea was this tiring.
Cultivation and such... I'll do that later...

Xie Cangling lay on the bed, too lazy to even move a finger. Her delicate body was only covered by a thin nightgown, rising and falling with her breathing...

I always feel much more comfortable when I find Xiyu awake... Is it because I'm nervous?
The blush on the girl's cheeks hadn't faded yet. She licked her lips with lingering satisfaction, seemingly savoring Duan Huaige's art of manipulation. Now that she had secured her ticket to the main arena, the next step... was to consider how to kick them all out one by one.

Oh wait, we can ignore Xi Yu since she didn't even participate... The most troublesome ones are Qin Shuangjiang and Yan Qiuxi...

Hmm... I don't know if it's just my imagination, but when I was washing Huai Ge's landscape painting, I always felt like something was watching me, and there seemed to be a hint of jealousy in that feeling... Could it be some sister I've never met before?

But, no matter what...

"Brother Huaige can only be me... No one else can touch him!" Thinking this, a simple, sweet smile appeared on her lips.

Although Duan Huaige was a step behind, the powerful cultivation of the Golden Core Ancestor gave him the confidence to be slow. He released his divine sense, searching for the whereabouts of Little Jiang the Great Demon King. The cultivators along the way were all shocked by the appearance of this Golden Core Ancestor, wondering who had offended him to warrant such a thorough search.

However, Little Jiang the Demon King didn't run far. Duan Huaige quickly found her by the river where the two of them used to play together when they were young. At that moment, Jiang Xiyu was angrily throwing stones into the water. Every time Little Jiang, after achieving the Great Perfection of the Red Lotus Dharma Form, attacked in anger, it was no less than an apocalyptic disaster for the fish at the bottom of the river.

After throwing the stones for a while, Xiao Jiang seemed to feel unsatisfied and started kicking them angrily again until he kicked a large stone and cracked it several times before stopping.

"Damn you, Duan! How dare you humiliate me like this! I'm about to turn evil!"

Xiao Jiang cupped his hands into a megaphone and shouted towards the river:
"Taiqing! Come out here! I want to join your side! Let's destroy this despicable world! Do you hear me?!"

(An ancient female demon in the distance, healing her wounds: ?)
"Future Jiang Xiyu! If you hear my call, then hurry and let me take a dump! I'll make Duan Huaige pay the price for being born!"

Duan Huaige: ?

He listened from behind, utterly exasperated… thinking to himself, "Other people turn evil because they've been betrayed or their innocence is ruined, but you're different; you weren't betrayed, yet you've turned evil…"

Is this the Wrath of the Tortoise? Even its descent into darkness is done with such style. Perhaps in the original timeline, Xiao Jiang's dissatisfaction and descent into darkness stemmed from only getting the fourth bite of leftovers?
Hmm, no... In the original timeline, there was also a grown-up Little Celestial Master Zhang Zhiyao... I guess it was because the fourth bite of leftover food wasn't even hers, and she could only lick the plate, that's why she flipped the table.

If I'm not eating, then nobody should eat either!

Although the probability was small, in order to prevent Xiao Jiang from actually summoning the future Great Jiang Witch, Duan Huaige appeared behind Jiang Xiyu at the opportune moment and said softly:

"Little Jiang... stop calling... last time it was because you called Big Jiang that Qin Shuangjiang... cough cough... if you call again this time, do you want Yan Qiuxi to have a chance to overtake you?"

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Little Jiang the Great Demon King spat and said, "Pah, you scumbag, how dare you show your face in front of me!"

"You'd better stay away from me, or my fists won't be merciful." Jiang Xiyu sneered, "Next time Sister Taiqing comes, I'll be the first to go with her. If I don't beat you, you scumbag, and those tea girls until they spin on their own, I'm not Jiang!"

"Xiao Jiang, aren't you pushing me into the arms of Yan Qiuxi and Qin Shuangjiang?" Duan Huaige spread his hands and said, "The first two times were accidents. If you play like this, the third time I might be taken by Yan Qiuxi and the two of us would fall in love and forget everything else."

"Do you really want to see this kind of ending? Or... does just thinking about such a scene excite you?"

(End of this chapter)