Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 11 Are there any masters?

The most beautiful and caring nurse of the future is right in front of him, but Duan Huaige inexplicably has the urge to hack him to pieces... You've turned a good weak water spirit into the overlord of the nursing world... You kid, apologize to everyone in the world who has the same physique as you!
Duan Huaige complained silently in his heart, and then the task was updated again:

[After you parted ways, ten years passed and you accidentally met your former classmate Qian Da. Perhaps the incident back then had a profound impact on him, causing him to hate urine and start to focus on fire-related martial arts. He is surrounded by the scorching sun all year round and vows to never let a drop of urine splash on him again.]

[However, such severe PTSD also made him afraid to go to the toilet with others from then on. Even if there were several urinals between them, he would always suspect that the other person would splash him...]

[Mission content: Untie Qianda's knot and help him regain his life! ]

[Task Reward: Creation Pill Book x1;]

Duan Huaige:?

Are there any experts?

"Lin Miao, give me your life!!!" Fatty Qian's voice sounded like an evil ghost crawling out of the underworld, emitting extremely strong resentment. If there was an evil cultivator here at this moment, he would probably be able to refine his soul into an extremely evil magic weapon in an instant.

Darkened, completely darkened. Don't think I am always cheerful and easy-going, but if you touch my reverse scale, I will let you know what true darkness is. Deep inside my heart, I am half devil and half Buddha. Now you have killed the Buddha and let the real devil appear!
"Calm down! Calm down! Don't worry, I've checked the information. Pure urine is non-toxic, and boy's urine can ward off evil spirits. It just so happens that I haven't had a sore throat recently..."

"And look, my crotch is also wet... We are brothers, so why are you so anxious to hurt me?"

Lin Miao's desire to survive made him speak a series of words quickly despite his weakness after activating the skill. At the end, he looked at Duan Huaige with desire in his eyes.

Godfather, save me, Qianda is going to kill his brothers!

Duan Huaige: "..."

After all, come on, buddy. Duan Huaige can't just watch them both die together. If he lets him and Lin Miao fight to the death, wouldn't Duan Huaige be sending his young son to his grave?

"Ada... I know you want to destroy the world, but don't you think you should go take a shower first? If you don't solve it, the teacher will come to find you and you will be completely dead."

Fatty Qian was slightly stunned, then his face turned pale. Yes... he could humanely destroy Lin Miao, the newborn, now, but he would also miss the best opportunity to clear his name.

"Brother Huai...save me, I don't want to die!"

"Don't worry, I'll take care of everything." Duan Huaige said calmly, "There's a small water sprinkler in the flowerbed downstairs. I'll let Lin Miao atone for his sins and spray you with a water pipe in a moment!"

"??? Brother Huai, please behave yourself! I'm scared when he picks up the pipe now..."

"Oh, no?" Duan Huaige felt a little regretful. He had originally wanted to try to solve your problem with poison. If Lin Miao used a water pipe to hit Fatty Qian harder, maybe that would solve his psychological problem?
At that time, he would take the guitar and sing a song "New Creation" to celebrate the new life of Fatty Qian:

Once upon a time, you walked forward in a daze ~ the breeze stung your soul ~
"Duan Huaige, Qian Da? Lin Miao? The teacher asks if you fell into the toilet. Why haven't you come back yet since the class started two or three minutes ago?" The voice of the math representative of Class 5 sounded in the corridor, and it sounded like the footsteps were about to reach the toilet.

It's over, there's no way to survive in this school! Fatty Qian and Lin Miao's eyes revealed a trace of desolation and gloom, as if they felt that life had lost its meaning...

Qian Da: The thing I regret most in my life is that I believed Lin Miao’s lies and came to the bathroom to watch him perform his awakening... Lin Miao: The thing I regret most in my life is that I brought my brothers to the bathroom to perform his awakening... I had already practiced to the point where I wouldn’t splash anything on myself, but out of nervousness I not only splashed stuff all over Fatty Qian, but my pants got hurt as well.

My life is over... (sad)

Just when both of them thought they were about to be completely destroyed, Duan Huaige, the only decent person on the field, stood up resolutely with a determined look in his eyes.

Turn the tide and save the collapsing building!
"Old Li... I'm here! Qian Da just had an attack of hypoglycemia, and Lin Miao helped him to the school infirmary!" Duan Huaige jumped out and stopped the teacher's exclusive lackey who came to look for someone.

"How many times have I told you to refer to others by their positions during class?" Math class representative Li Tian said sternly, "Who did you just say... Qian Da? Hypoglycemia? How could he have hypoglycemia with his body shape? This is unscientific."

"Now that spiritual energy has revived, how can you still believe in science?" Duan Huaige said earnestly: "Li Zhiwu, you still haven't recognized the situation clearly..."

"..."

It seems reasonable?

"Let's go, let's go. I'll go back with you to report back and ask for leave from the teacher for them." Duan Huaige patted Li Zhisheng's shoulder and made an OK gesture with his other hand behind him.

When the matter is over, he brushes himself away and hides his merit and fame.

After my intervention, I changed the socially fatal outcomes of Fatty Qian and Lin Miao. I guess it won’t be long before I receive the news that the mission is completed, right?

However, it was not until the third class that the two people who had sneaked back to the dormitory to change into new school uniforms arrived late, and Duan Huaige did not receive the news that the task was completed, which made him a little confused.

"What just happened..."

"The past cannot be changed, but the future can still be pursued. Donor, you are obsessed with appearance." Fatty Qian, who had a dignified appearance, said solemnly, "We should all look forward, right?"

"Memory is the root of pain. The biggest trouble for people is remembering too much and forgetting too little." Lin Jiawei Miao said faintly: "Brother, forget it... I beg you, if you really can't help it, I will kneel down for you."

Duan Huaige: "..."

No matter how Duan Huaige tried to hint at it, these two guys just refused to open up their hearts. They kept saying that everything was in the past and there was no need to mention it anymore, and that they should look forward... Then the two worried guys pulled Duan Huaige to swear, saying that whoever told this to anyone would only have an inflatable girlfriend for the rest of his life.

No...if you all refuse to face the situation, how can I, as a psychological counselor, do my job?
Duan Huaige knew clearly that the more they avoided it, it proved that the psychological shadow of this incident had not been eliminated.

Is it possible that simply changing the socially dead ending is not enough, and some opportunities are needed to eliminate the psychological trauma of both of them?
Damn it, I knew that this pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix wouldn't have any good tasks! It has to be my dear Xibao... The tasks on this girl highlight the abstract and easy to complete.

The reward for untying the knot between these two guys is a talisman and a pill recipe. Either one is what Duan Huaige wants at the moment. After all, how can he live without drugs when he is cultivating immortality? Which immortal doesn't eat the magic pills as candy?

If I can’t quickly become a master of alchemy and talismans, I will be unable to sleep or eat!
(End of this chapter)