Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 10: Instead of defeating the devil and becoming famous, you hide here and act as a caregiver?

Duan Huaige: No, brother, how come you have finished pretending to be me?
Fatty Qian was the first to reach out and touch Lin Miao's head, and said with concern: "Sanshui, there are some things I can't say in front of everyone, but the problem with your brain must be treated quickly. So, I will pay for it out of my own pocket and take you to the Internet cafe to relax today..."

"What internet cafe? My buddy is really awake!"

"Awakening to what? Have you opened your eyes to the world?"

"I knew you wouldn't believe me. Let's go to the bathroom and I'll open your eyes!"

"Shrimp, who wants to open your eyes?" Fatty Qian shook his head frantically and said, "Good ex, Nantong stay away from me."

"Ah Shui, you've fallen." Duan Huaige said bitterly, "You even covet Lao Qian's body. I think you are really hungry for awakening."

"???"

When did opening your eyes become like this? In Nantong's eyes, everything is crooked, right?

Despite Lin Miao's strong desire to show off in front of others, Duan Huaige and Lao Qian followed him into the bathroom. Lin Miao leaned against the sink with his hands folded, looking calm, as if waiting for something.

"No, you're waiting here for the market." Fatty Qian urged, "The bell will ring soon."

"Don't worry, just wait."

The bell rang, and the students who were waiting outside hurried to the classroom, and the toilet gradually became quiet.

"No, are you still awake? Are you deliberately trying to make me late and get scolded?"

"The time has come."

Lin Miao slowly exhaled a breath, and with a confident look on his face, he led the two of them to the urinal, then reached out to unbuckle his belt.

Fatty Qian held his hand, his face full of vicissitudes as if he had seen through everything in the world: "Scheming Nantong, I know you have no good intentions... Come out if you want, and you say you've awakened."

"No... I want to show you this." Lin Miao broke free. Fatty Qian and Duan Huaige felt that it was too hot for their eyes and covered their faces and turned their heads away:

"No, you just brought us here to accompany you to release the water?"

"That's too much, Sanshui. I will punish you by sucking you into the middle route ten times today!"

"You are too young... Look, this is the supreme power that I have awakened..." Lin Miao's expression was solemn and dignified. He stood with his legs crossed, clasped his hands in front of him into a palm, and then slowly separated them.

Just like Moses parting the Red Sea in the Bible, the water flow output by Lin Miao was actually divided into two streams at this moment. Fatty Qian glanced at it and said angrily:

"Isn't this bifurcated urine? You have awakened to prostatitis, right?"

The worst attack on the Bible has now occurred!

"Ignorance!" Lin Miao sneered and continued to separate his palms. The water flow that was originally divided into two streams dispersed again and became four streams!
"Oh my god! What kind of god are you?" Fatty Qian was finally shocked: "Brother Huai, look, Lin Miao has evolved into a shower head! Can he pee in four holes at the same time in the future!?" "I heard your description is very vivid, no need to look." Duan Huaige refused: "A Shui, can you turn off the faucet first before talking to us..."

"This is a God-given power. How can it be turned off just like that?" Lin Miao said proudly, but his voice sounded a little weak. It was obvious that controlling the water flow in this way would consume a lot of his energy.

“I’ve already mastered the art of urine control. When I perfect it, its power will be so strong that I can’t even imagine it…” Lin Miao said, “I have a feeling that in the future I will not only be able to control the fluids in my own body, but also those of others! By then, even if we’re a hundred meters away, I only need to glance at the enemy, and their blood will burst and they’ll die… hehehehehe.”

"Wow, so awesome!" Fatty Qian was stunned. The disdain on his face just now turned into a lemony color.

You are worried that your brothers are having a hard time, and you are also worried that your brothers are driving a Land Rover... We are all useless, so why did you suddenly wake up?

Duan Huaige was full of black lines on his head: "No, Ah Shui, since you can control blood, why don't you give yourself a little wound to show us? You have to pull us over to watch you pee on the floor. If the cleaner sees it later, he will think we have done something unsightly here."

"I'm just afraid of pain." Lin Miao said embarrassedly, "Besides, urine control is easier to practice than blood control, so I drank a lot of water at night these few days and practiced secretly the next morning."

"Okay, okay, we know you're amazing... Can you please stop and let's talk..."

“I can’t stop…” Lin Miao’s voice became weaker and weaker: “Every time I use this trick, I can’t stop myself unless the water is all drained… And there is another disadvantage, I will lose control when it is almost over…”

Fatty Qian was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean by out of control?"

Before Old Qian could react, the water flow that Lin Moses Miao had just separated suddenly began to rush out of control. One stream flew to the ground, one stream rushed into the urinal, one stream shot to the ceiling, and another stream rushed towards the confused Fatty Qian and Duan Huaige.

Duan Huaige, who had strengthened his Qilin Legs yesterday, was horrified. He kicked the ground hard and relied on the powerful grip of his Adidas King shoes to gain enough kinetic energy. He flew backwards. Fatty Qian's face was filled with fear and despair.

He wanted to escape, but he couldn't. He could only choose to step back while using his hands to block the attack, crying out in despair.

I, Qian, swear here that if I survive this catastrophe, I will definitely turn evil and become an evil cultivator. If I see anyone with awakened urinary control, I will kill them all. If I break this oath, I will be punished by heaven and earth!
Duan Huaige saw the miserable state of Fatty Qian and felt pain in his heart, but he also felt a little relieved. The arrangement of fate is often so wonderful. If he had tempered the Qilin arm instead of the Qilin leg last night, he would probably have had to use his hands to receive this extremely vicious Taoist technique just now, just like Fatty Qian.

Although the tempered Qilin arm might be able to dance out an airtight net in front of it to catch everything, it would be useless after catching his hand.

[Just like the young students, you are full of vigor and vitality. You accidentally met your former classmate Lin Miao, who is now a nurse in an elderly care center. He uses his extremely skilled urinary control talent to solve the unspeakable problems of one octogenarian after another, and for this he was also awarded the title of the most beautiful and caring nurse. ]

[But you are the only one who remembers the high-spirited young man. He is clearly a weak water spirit that only appears once in a hundred years, but he can only waste his talent here. You are extremely confused. Why doesn't he go to defeat the devil and become famous, but hide here as a little caregiver? ]

[Mission content: inspire Lin Miao's fighting spirit and rekindle his hope for the future! ]

[Task Reward: 10 Mystical Spirit Stones; Introduction to the Thousand Machine Scriptures;]

Duan Huaige: "..."

Are you sure Lin Miao is wasting his talent? Why do I feel like he has found a job that matches his major?

(End of this chapter)