Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 222 God of Wealth, do you want a wife? No, do you want my wife but not me?

After bidding farewell to the Fire God and other deities, the Green Ox carried Zhang Tian away from Golden Gourd Mountain, heading towards the Heavenly Court and the Heaven of Separation.

However, he still couldn't figure it out.

The green ox asked in confusion, "How did you become the God of Wealth in just a few days? This is no good job! The previous God of Wealth ran away with a lot of people's money and made a fortune!"

However, he quickly figured out the answer himself, simply because he had a particularly sharp eye. He had already guessed the answer just by looking at the treasure coin that Zhang Tian was playing with.

"In this Three Realms, there are probably only a handful of people who can refine a magical artifact capable of subduing the Vajra Bracelet."

"To be able to obtain such a treasure that perfectly suits the God of Wealth, huh, it turns out there's a master guiding me behind the scenes!"

The green ox spoke in a sarcastic tone, especially the words "expert," which were practically a direct apology for "master."

But Zhang Tian smiled but said nothing.

They were not ashamed.

The second generation just relies on their fathers and sponges off their parents! What kind of ability is that to rely on yourself?!
However, Zhang Tian hesitated for a moment. Because the monkey had arrived in such a hurry, he hadn't yet asked his master, Laozi, how to deal with the problem left by the previous God of Wealth. With some thought in mind, he had the green ox change course and head towards the God of Wealth's residence.

"Let's go to the God of Wealth's residence first and see what kind of mess the previous God of Wealth left behind, and then we'll make a decision."

The green ox was gloating, saying, "Look, look, you'll soon become the second poorest person in the Three Realms."

"Hmm?" Zhang Tian raised an eyebrow. The God of Wealth had taken away a large sum of money from the Three Realms, which was the accumulation of gods over many years. He thought that he was invincible in the world because of this debt, but there was someone more valiant than him.

He became interested and asked:
"Who is the most indebted cow in the world?"

The green ox remained silent.

She just silently shed tears.

The supernatural power was used much faster.

Before long, he led Zhang Tian to the God of Wealth's Mansion with ease. From afar, they saw Zhao Gongming and Guan Yu standing on either side of the entrance, their eyes filled with resentment.

Zhang Tian then joked, "Oh, so you two have switched careers to become door gods ahead of schedule?"

It makes perfect sense for Guan Yu to be a door god.

But why are you, Zhao Gongming, getting involved?
But he soon understood that it was because the God of Wealth's mansion was crowded with gods who came to collect debts, making them look so pitiful. Zhao Gongming and Guan Yu, unlike Zhang Tian, ​​were not thick-skinned and could not bear to see them suffer, so they could only stand at the door.

When the two of them saw Zhang Tian return, they asked him if he had any ideas.

Zhang Tian naturally intended to renege on his debt.

After all, what does his ex's money have to do with him? Asking him to repay it is like using the sword of the previous dynasty to kill the official of the current dynasty!

Before he could speak, an old man suddenly jumped out from among the many pitiful-looking immortals, pointing excitedly at Zhang Tian and then at the green ox, "Wow, so you're all in cahoots! This old man... this old man has been fooled by you so much he'll be eating dirt..."

Hey!
The Heavenly Court is truly tiny!

He ran into Qingniu's creditor again, and the old ox sneered, "You old codger, you're the God of Medicine who controls all the medicinal herbs in the world, you were born to eat dirt, why are you complaining now? You've forgotten your roots!"

The old man and the blue ox were pulling and tugging at each other.

Zhang Tian, ​​who was standing to the side, saw this but did not stop them, simply because he remembered the other party's identity, which he had heard Qing Niu mention.

The other party was a medicinal herb born from the heavens and earth, which was quite extraordinary. It did not cultivate immortal techniques, but it had produced many offspring and occupied a mountain. This attracted the attention of the Heavenly Court, which then made it a Medicine Immortal and allowed it to become an immortal.

When Qingniu first mentioned the other party.

Zhang Tian was shocked. After all, he never thought that besides cultivating and accumulating merit to become an immortal, there was such a bizarre way to become an immortal. But in the blink of an eye, he encountered an even more bizarre bed god. He was a mortal in the mortal world who had no other ambitions. He just liked to study things in bed. He married more than a dozen wives and had a hundred sons in his life!

When the Heavenly Court learned of this, they were astonished and brought the man to the Heavenly Court to become an immortal, bestowing upon him the title of Bed God. The Green Ox also obtained a tonic formula from him, intending to sell it to Zhang Tian, ​​but Zhang Tian refused.

Zhang Tian: Hmph! Single! Naturally, I have nowhere to find a prostitute! And my friends are all strong and healthy, as energetic as oxen, so I don't need one either!!
The topic has drifted a bit.

Knowing the relationship between the Medicine God and the Green Ox, he let the two argue. However, he never expected that the Green Ox would get so worked up that it swore an oath to the heavens.

"How can you slander Hao Niu Niu out of thin air?"

"I, Old Niu, swear to Heaven!"

Qingniu's attitude was sincere and his face was serious, just like a man who hugs a girl and says that he is a gentleman and will only hug her and will never lay a hand on her.

Zhang Tian glanced at it secretly and immediately saw several bright characters above the other person's head, which were a divine hint.

[I, Niu Niu, love to tell little lies... Yes, it was me, Old Niu, who did it!]

Zhang Tian: Ha! I knew it!
He had a sudden thought; he hadn't originally intended to take on this responsibility, but he changed his mind because he thought of something else.

"That God of Wealth absconded with a huge amount of wealth, most likely he went to join Wutian. Originally this matter had nothing to do with me, but I didn't expect Old Niu to get involved too. He's really blinded by greed!"

The cow from Taishang Laojun’s family!
You will enjoy wealth and honor throughout your life!

Why would someone participate in a rebellion?

Zhang Tian kept quiet and suppressed the matter with minimal cost, because the grand promises the God of Wealth made to the many deities were actually just a simplified version of the Tao Te Ching.

And the Taoist scriptures were in his hands.

It was merely lent to the immortals.

He feigned heartache, saying, "This was specially passed down to me by my master, Laozi. It contains my insights into the Tao Te Ching, the very foundation of the Great Tao. If it were anyone else, they would surely be reluctant to part with it. But I am kind-hearted..."

"If you encounter good people in the future, don't forget this kind man!"

Many gods and immortals were delighted.

He nodded repeatedly.

Zhang Tian also felt it was a good deal, since they were all gods from the Heavenly Court, and he might need them in the future, just like the monkey who could easily bring in a bunch of reinforcements. There would always be a time when they came in handy.

Even the Medicine God, who was just cursing and saying he wanted to eat dirt, was now stroking his beard and smiling. After all, the only things these immortals pursued were enlightenment and longevity.

The Medicine God looked at Zhang Tian with a smile, "The new God of Wealth, do you want a wife?"

Zhang Tian raised an eyebrow. "Oh, Medicine God, are you trying to steal the job from the Matchmaker?"

"Ah, you've misunderstood. I'm asking, do you want my wife or not?"

Zhang Tian: ? ?

he wondered.

That traitor Cao Cao in the mortal realm didn't die either!

“My wife is the Goddess of Agriculture, in charge of planting. You, Lihentian, are most skilled in alchemy, so we have many dealings. Back when your senior brother, Miaole Tianzun, was young, he was instructed by my wife…”

Zhang Tian: Oh, so that's what it is. I thought... cough cough cough, why didn't you say so sooner? Why didn't you say so earlier?!

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