Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life
Chapter 221 Monkey: Oh no! The young couple is arguing, and now they've gotten me into this mes
Chapter 221 Monkey: Oh no! The young couple's fight has gotten to me!
Looking at the smiling Zhang Tian in front of him, this so-called new God of Wealth, Qingniu was speechless for a moment, feeling as if a million grass mud horses were passing by.
His feelings at that moment were like walking down the street and being hit by someone's car for no reason. He was filled with a thousand kinds of anger and was ready to fight back. He even secretly swore that he would be a coward if he didn't extort 100,000 yuan from the other person.
When he peeked through the window, he realized it was his own good brother. He had no choice but to admit defeat and was utterly humiliated!
The green ox quickly narrowed its eyes, pretending to be unruly and not seeing Zhang Tian under the watchful eyes of the many immortals, and shouted, "Are you the immortal that the monkey invited from heaven? I heard you're a god of wealth, and very powerful, are you?"
His acting is superb.
That unruly appearance.
Especially his impromptu performance, like a certain celebrity who didn't even open his eyes, completely ignoring Zhang Tian.
Zhang Tian feigned a pained expression, pointing at the green ox with his little hand, "Ox, ox, tell me, my master has treated you so well. You eat golden pills that increase cultivation, drink immortal water that nourishes the body, have true immortals accompany you, and have Buddha and Heavenly Venerable preach to you. With such treatment, you still secretly descended to the mortal realm? Tell me! Why did you do that?"
The immortals who were watching nearby heard this and immediately felt a little uncomfortable. They felt that the corpse was a bit uneasy and wondered why the green ox seemed to be living a better life than them.
He can eat golden pills as he pleases, and various masters will give him lectures. He is surrounded by rare and precious treasures, and most importantly, he is carefree!
After much thought, they realized that they were quite different from Qingniu, who was treated like a beast of burden.
"At least we still have to go to work on time!"
"Um……"
"And it's the kind where you don't need to rest!"
The gods looked at the green ox with a hint of resentment, which made the ox momentarily speechless, scratching its head in frustration.
After all, he came to the mortal world on the mission of Laozi, to cause trouble and help Zhang Tian test the pilgrim.
But this can't be said openly.
The green ox was living a carefree and happy life, and hadn't even thought of a reason yet. He couldn't think of a reason for giving up his life as a celestial being in heaven to become a demon in the mortal realm. So he cautiously asked, "Because... uh... the Three Realms are so big, and I, the old ox, want to take a look?"
"wrong!"
Zhang Tian pushed up the bridge of his nose, a glint of wisdom flashing in his eyes, as if he had seen through everything, eliminating all the impossibilities, leaving only the most impossible as the truth of the matter. "You are clearly a mortal who deliberately captured Chen Xuanzang in order to eat his flesh and achieve immortality!!"
The blue ox lowered its head.
He looked at the various golden pills he had secretly hidden between his legs and fell into deep thought.
Qingniu: Are you sure your reasoning is reasonable?
Although he found it somewhat absurd, none of the many immortals exposed it. They all looked at Zhang Tian, waiting for his performance. Instead of Zhang Tian showing off his skills or using the extraordinary Huangtian Great Law of the Supreme Sect, which could control many primordial intents, he surprisingly pulled out a magic weapon.
And it looks small.
It's clearly a copper coin!
The gods and immortals were completely bewildered, thinking that Zhang Tian had made a mistake. Why was a perfectly good warrior using magic skills?
Even the Green Ox was laughing heartily, deliberately patting the Vajra Bracelet on his shoulder to show off, "Hahaha, I, Old Ox, even brought Master's Vajra Bracelet with me! With this treasure in hand, how dare you still take out your magic weapon? You must have been sleeping soundly! Hahaha!"
Many deities also came to persuade him.
The Fire God, who had been suffering from amnesia, seemed to have suddenly regained his memory, and recounted the origins and history of the Vajra Bracelet in perfect detail.
Apart from Laozi.
Go ask around in the Three Realms. Which good person's magic weapon isn't designed to counteract something? How can it be so indiscriminate, taking in anything—water, fire, any weapon, any tangible object?
A certain deity, who had painstakingly cultivated a magical artifact for ten thousand years, thought he could unleash his divine power, only to be instantly defeated in a single move...
A deity: Heavens! Look into my eyes! Answer me, isn't this a cheat?
Zhang Tian placed the treasure-dropping copper coin in his palm, where it shimmered with golden light. He then smiled and boasted to the assembled immortals, "Gentlemen, it's not that I'm arrogant, but this copper coin is also an extraordinary magical treasure."
"Oh, which master created this?"
"It was born of heaven and earth, and I found it in the desert. It even has the incantation!"
The numerous deities were bewildered by the wind.
You mean... you found an abandoned nuclear warhead in the desert, and it doesn't need repair, it's ready to use right away, and it even comes with an operating manual and a repair manual?
Zhang Tian slightly raised his hand, gently channeling his magical power, and the treasure coin in his hand transformed into a golden light and disappeared.
The blue ox was no slouch either.
He knew the background of this monstrous boy Zhang Tian. He had extraordinary comprehension and had cultivated many supernatural abilities. Under his master's tutelage, although he was a true immortal, even ordinary golden immortals would not be his match.
So he didn't hold back and pushed the Vajra Bracelet with all his might.
Suddenly, two golden lights collided in mid-air, like brothers from the same furnace, spinning left and right in mid-air without colliding, dazzling the onlookers.
Zhang Tian chuckled and quickly unleashed the true power of the Treasure-Dropping Coin. He silently recited the incantation, and a hand emerged from the coin. To the astonishment of the Green Ox, it scooped up the Vajra Bracelet, which the Green Ox had been looking for with such force!
A Vajra Bracelet capable of collecting all kinds of divine weapons and magical treasures.
Instead, it was taken by someone else?
Qingniu felt a bit overwhelmed. He was known as the number one thief in the Three Realms, and he had never heard of such a magical treasure before. But he quickly remembered something. He felt that the hand that was reaching out from the treasure-dropping copper coin looked very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.
Think about it carefully... um...
Qingniu slapped his thigh, "Isn't that exactly the same as the master's hand?"
His eyes held a resentful look.
Master! You! You! You're smiling at the new bride but crying when the old one is gone!
The ox felt it had fallen out of favor, but the monkey, oblivious to the danger, rolled up its sleeves and jumped over, seemingly eager to vent its anger.
The blue ox was originally weaker than the monkey.
Now that they no longer have the Vajra Bracelet and their weapons, their chances of winning are even slimmer.
But he wasn't afraid at all. He stretched out his neck and yelled at the monkey, "Come on! Smash my old ox to death! My old ox doesn't want to live anymore! Kill my old ox so that his heartless master can ride the monkey when he goes out in the future!"
Monkey: This young couple is having a fight, why did it happen here?
He quickly withdrew his staff, letting the green ox land a few punches. The invincible Monkey King was defeated once again, finally giving the ox some face and calming it down. Only then did the ox reveal its true form and follow Zhang Tian away.
The monkey wiped its forehead: This was tough! It wasn't easy getting through!
(End of this chapter)
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