Rebirth 2014: I, the King of Criminal Investigation

Chapter 1: Bravely Enter the Blind Date Corner

Human beings’ sorrows and joys are not the same, like now…

"Young man, you are not suitable to come here with your conditions. The monthly salary is 3500, and you even emphasize that it will increase in the future. You are not losing at the starting line, you are falling asleep at the starting line."

"A good personality and the ability to cook are both good points, but they are just bonus points. I think the most important thing right now is that you have to support yourself first."

"Ha, what did I see? You require the woman to have a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan and to have a car and a house. How dare you write that down?"

Songhai People's Park.

As the most famous blind date corner in the country, no blind date participant has ever left with a smile.

As long as you get here, you don’t need to say anything, the old lady can tell your level by looking at her eyes.

They can see into your heart with just one glance, better than X-rays.

At this moment, they were besieging a fat man holding a cardboard.

After reading what was written on the cardboard, several of the old ladies wanted to pounce on the fat man and tear the cardboard into pieces.

The fat man was not panicked at all. Instead, he looked as if it was a matter of course. He just knocked on the cardboard.

"Aunt, look carefully, if the woman is excellent, I can be her son-in-law, and I don't require her to have children. Where can you find someone as easy to talk to as me?"

"Who are you trying to fool?" an old lady shouted, jumping up and down:
"It's meaningless to marry into the family without having children. I think you are just trying to get free food. Your abacus beads are about to fall on my face."

The fat man grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth on his round face:
"I don't want to treat my partner as a reproductive tool, why is he forced to live off me? Besides, my betrothal gift is only 180,000 yuan, which is the lowest price in Songhai..."

"Wait a minute!" Another old lady glared:

"It says the betrothal gift is 180,000 yuan, isn't it you who will pay it?!"

"Of course it wasn't me!" the fat man said confidently:
"I'm already here, why should I give a dowry? The 180,000 yuan is given to me by the woman, and I can take the dowry with me."

? ? ? ?
dowry?

What dowry?
He also has a dowry!
The old ladies looked at each other, not reacting for a moment.

The main reason was that this was the first time I met someone who openly asked to marry into the family, and he even reversed the gift price and dowry.

So, are you marrying or getting married?

"Well, what does your dowry include?"

The old ladies tried to find the last bit of humanity in the fat man:
“Deposits or cars?”

The fat man raised his hand and slapped the cardboard, making a loud "slap" sound, each time hitting the number 3500:
"Look at my salary, and then look at my body shape. Is it possible that I have savings and a car?"

"So, what is your so-called dowry?"

The old ladies no longer cared and continued to ask questions purely out of curiosity.

The fat man smiled smugly and held up two fingers:

"A quilt and an electric car, Xinlei's."

"Uh-huh."

The old ladies nodded and waited for him to continue.

But after waiting for a while, seeing that the fat man had no more words, the aunt who was closest to him couldn't help but ask:
"Gone?"

"What else?" The fat man spread his hands:

"I'm lucky enough not to have spent money in advance when I'm in my early twenties."

"..."

After a brief silence, one of the aunts stared at the fat man and asked:

"You wrote here that the salary to be handed over after marriage should also be handed over to you, right?"

"Yes." The fat man nodded seriously.

"I'm already here, so it's not too much to ask for a little sense of security."

Finally, after hearing these words, the old ladies who could no longer bear it exploded.

They surrounded the fat man and started talking at once.

"A bed? You don't even have a change of bed. How dare you say that? Aren't you afraid of getting tarnished by it?"

"An electric car, and it's from Xinlei. It's a brand, and you're proud of it. Shame on you, do you also have a household appliance, a flashlight?"

"You don't have a mirror, haven't you peed yet? Look at your pig-like appearance, and you still want to find a good condition and emulate Marshal Tianpeng to seduce the fairy Chang'e? You are dreaming!"

Seeing that the old ladies were getting more and more outrageous, the fat man retorted:

"Maybe there is someone who likes me!"

"What do you mean?" The old ladies completely let themselves go:

"Who can't afford pork these days? I'm sick of seeing you."

The old ladies have come to their senses and decided to teach this fat guy a lesson today. Quality?

What is quality? We don’t need it today.

Let’s just enjoy ourselves first, this is so fucking infuriating!
"What pork? What pork? Why are you talking so mean?"

Just as the fat man was about to fight back, a voice suddenly came from the tiny earphone in his ear:

"Yu Dazhang, stop being so rude. The suspect has appeared. He is to your left, about 20 meters away from you. He is moving towards you. The information provided by the intelligence is slightly different. There are three of them."

Is this a slight deviation?

Yu Dazhang couldn't help but roll his eyes.

The tip-off said there was only one suspect, but the number ended up tripling.

One against three?

It's not impossible. Wait until they get close and then pick up an old lady and throw her over. That will definitely scare the three suspects.

Then take advantage of the opportunity to take them all!

The plan is perfect, but reality does not allow it.
No old aunt could withstand this tactical move.

It is also not allowed on a moral level.

Throwing old ladies as hidden weapons at the dating corner~
Now that the case is over, how do I write the report?
With a sudden inspiration, I threw it away...If the boss saw it, he would definitely overturn the table.

It’s no wonder that Yu Da Zhang had such wild thoughts. Apart from these old ladies, there were really no other weapons available.

If it was a one-on-one fight, Yu Dazhang was confident that he could win easily.

It's a one on two situation, so a sneak attack can probably handle it.

Three people won’t do.

As long as the fight starts, once the first two people are attacked, the third person will definitely react.

Seeing the three people getting closer and closer to him, Yu Dazhang gritted his teeth and made a quick decision in his mind.

We must seize the opportunity and knock down two of them first.

I hope the leader has other arrangements.

As the old lady scolded him, Yu Dazhang lowered his head. He seemed to be very aggrieved, but in fact he was looking at the ground in front of him on the left.

It was not until a pair of men's sneakers appeared in his sight that Yu Dazhang raised his head and rushed forward.

He timed his move very accurately and this time he rushed right in front of the young man.

Yu Dazhang originally wanted to deliver a fierce whip kick, but due to his limited size, his leg only reached the opponent's knee.

In desperation, he had to kick the young man's shin bone.

"boom!"

The young man was caught off guard by the kick and stumbled to the ground.

Yu Dazhang ignored him. He knew very well that if the kick hit the opponent, his entire leg would be unable to move and he would not be able to get up even if he tried to crawl.

The pain alone was enough for him.

This was because Yu Dazhang was deliberately holding back on his strength. If he had really used all his strength, the young man would definitely have broken his calf.

Before the young man could scream, Yu Dazhang had already pounced on another person.

The man reacted quickly. Facing Da Zhang's fist, he subconsciously stretched out his arm to block it, but was knocked sideways by the huge force.

Before he could stand up, he felt a shadow floating above him.

Is it cloudy?
When I looked up, I saw a fat man falling towards me, blocking out the sky.

With a muffled sound, the man disappeared without a trace of his clothes.

Just as Yu Dazhang expected, the third person reacted and turned around and ran away.

Looking at his colleague running towards him, Yu Dazhang was so angry that his eyes went dark.

These rookies!

These two people have been subdued, what are you doing here?

Last hit?
"Chase!"

Yu Dazhang shouted at the rookies who were running over, then gritted his teeth, stood up, and chased in the direction of the fleeing man.

Next came the event that Yu Dazhang was least good at… running.

The old ladies looked at the fat man who ran out, and then looked at the two people lying on the ground.

One of them was holding his calf and wailing, while the other rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth...

what's the situation?
This fat guy is crazy!
We scolded you like crazy?!
(End of this chapter)