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Chapter 2▄█〓█(╯(●Д●)シ

"damn it……"

“I was fooled!”

"She was seriously injured, she can't run far! She should be nearby, search separately and search carefully!"

From the distant woods, voices drifted over on the wind, and then there was the rustling sound of footsteps crushing rotten leaves.

Getting closer.

Lu Xian, who was sticking his butt out and throwing a cannonball: ...

Got it!

Why are you back?
If I'm seen by others, I'll just mess around everywhere!

"Where's the paper?"

Please...

Don't come over here!
Lu Xian's face turned a little green. This was no different from defecating a big pile of shit on the street!

"You can't find me... You can't find me..."

"As long as I don't move, you won't be able to find me..."

"Bodhisattva Guanyin, may the Buddha bless you..."

Lu Xian began to believe in Buddhism.

There are still people in this world that I care about, and I really don’t want to die socially!

"What stinks so bad?"

"I smelled it too, a smell of pig shit!"

"This is the border between the two empires. We are already close to the outskirts of the Star Dou Great Forest. It is not impossible for soul beasts to run over here."

"There may be soul beasts nearby, everyone be careful!"

"You three go over and investigate!"

The conversation was getting closer.

Lu Xian: ...

You are the pig, your whole family are pigs!

Believing in Buddhism really doesn’t work…

tension!

The little hands trembled and clenched the corner of the clothes.

Huh?
It seems that clothes can also be used to wipe the buttocks!

Lu Xian pinched the corner of his clothes, his eyes lit up, and he quickly took off his coat at the fastest speed in his life.

Friction friction...

The grass more than ten meters ahead was suddenly parted at this moment.

One figure... two... three...

There were three figures in black tights, all of them froze at the same time.

Three people:......

Lu Xian, who was still wiping his butt: ...

Lu Xian: Slash you guys!!!
Four pairs of eyes looked at each other for a moment, and a strange atmosphere spread on the field.

"There's a discovery!"

One of the men in black was very calm. He reacted and suddenly shouted loudly.

Lu Xian was startled and called for people to come over and watch me wipe my butt. Are you guys seriously ill?

He quickly threw away his sports jacket and pulled up his trousers.

Whoosh whoosh—

In an instant, four or five more figures appeared around.

The figure in the middle had a black mask covering the lower half of her face. She was tall and dressed in a tight black leather jacket that fully outlined her perfect figure. She seemed to be the leader of this group of people.

The masked woman glanced sharply and frowned when she saw the pile of olive oil at the foot of the tree.

"Who are you and what are you doing here!" the masked woman asked coldly.

"My name is Tang San, and I live in Holy Spirit Village. If I say that I came here to take a shit, and you just happened to smell the smell and found me, would you believe me..."

Lu Xian responded with a bitter face.

Coming here by smell?

The faces of all the men in black present turned black!
Damn you!

"Boy, you'd better tell the truth and don't play any tricks, otherwise your death will not be too easy!" A tall man in black spoke from the side of the masked woman, with a bad look in his eyes and a threatening voice.

"Fuck, are you guys sick? I told you I'm here to take a shit!"

Lu Xian was a little angry. Is it true that no one believes the truth these days?
This other world is too deceptive. Damn it, I haven't even settled the score with you yet. You peeked at my beautiful buttocks, and now you want to kill me?

I just accidentally walked into this place. I didn’t mean to do that!

"You're taking a shit in the middle of the night in the deep woods. Do you think we're fools?"

The tall man in black stared at Lu Xian and sneered, then waved his hand: "Catch him and torture him!"

Seeing that several of them were really approaching, with several gorgeous soul rings hanging down and shiny weapons in their hands, Lu Xian was a little panicked.

He is a top student in high school in the 21st century. He has never fought since he was a child. Now he has to jump levels and engage in a life-and-death battle. He is somewhat uncomfortable with it.

Even though I know I might still be quite strong...

"Don't, buddy."

Lu Xian reached out his hand to stop the people who had gathered around him, and pointed to the road they had come from. "Brothers, you are here to arrest someone, right? I just saw an injured woman squatting behind a big tree over there!"

"You guys arrest your people, this has nothing to do with me, I just want to take a shit!"

"..."

Several men in black who were approaching turned around and looked inquiringly.

"Come on, two people, follow me over there and take a look." "As for this guy, just kill him!"

The masked woman spoke at this time, and her eyes, which originally had a hint of inquiry, suddenly became inexplicably cold, and she looked at Lu Xian as if she was looking at a dead person.

She took the two people beside her and headed in the direction Lu Xian pointed, and they moved away in a few steps.

The remaining few men in black all looked stern at this moment, and leaped up, as if they had discussed beforehand, and suddenly pounced forward to kill.

A dagger flashing with a faint green light was aimed at Lu Xian's neck like an antelope's horn, and a long sword, with its sharp edge, stabbed straight into his lower abdomen at a tricky angle.

There were also two arrows formed by the condensation of soul power that cut through the air and attacked the eyes. These people attacked without showing any mercy. They all used killing moves to kill people.

Lu Xian was angry!

good good!
That’s how you play it, right?
You just don't want to listen to me when I talk to you nicely, right?
Do you really think I’m afraid of you?
Do you understand the value of the hook?

From now on, this place is called Lu Benwei Square!
Two platinum-colored soul rings rose from under his feet in an instant.

In this usually deserted deep mountain forest, an outrageous song suddenly rang out at this moment, full of sexiness, almost overflowing the screen.

"How lonely it is to be invincible..."

"Invincibility is so... so empty..."

"Alone at the summit..."

"The cold wind kept blowing..."

clang--

The four attacks came almost simultaneously with the sound of the sexy BGM, but when they were half a meter away from Lu Qian, they were blocked by a layer of transparent white shield and could not advance even an inch.

First soul skill: I am invincible!
With my BGM, I am invincible!

What a hot man! He faced his first battle in life with this sexy BGM!
[You created an abstract scene, which was evaluated as general abstract, and gained an abstract value of 100]

Swah——

Lu Xian raised his hand and clenched it, the abstract Qi of his martial soul flowed, gathered, and compressed. In the blink of an eye, an ancient long sword appeared in his palm. With a casual wave of his hand, the sword energy was cold and leaves flew everywhere, forcing back the five surrounding figures.

The five men in black who had surrounded Lu Xian and were trying to strangle him all retreated and kept some distance between them, looking with doubt and surprise at the young man who was standing in front of them with a sword in his hand and full of aura.

At the same time, a big “?” appeared in my mind.

What the hell! ! !

Two white soul rings!

A mere great soul master!
But how can a defensive spirit skill that lasts no more than 99 years be able to withstand the combined attack of five of them without breaking?
Among them, there are four great soul masters and one soul master!
The opponent's defensive soul skills should be shattered with ease.

Could it be because of the singing that kept coming from this boy?
"It turns out I'm really that strong!"

Lu Xian raised the ancient long sword, and the last trace of tension in his eyes disappeared completely.

What a magical power!
"It's my turn to fight back!"

Lu Xian grinned, revealing a row of big white teeth.

The next second, the long sword above his head fell with a "swish".

Second soul skill:

100% being caught with bare hands!
start up!

One of the men in black suddenly found that he was out of control. Except for his mouth, which could open and close, the rest of his body seemed to be controlled by an unknown force.

Swah——

He rushed forward, slid and knelt in front of Lu Xian, his knees plowing two deep marks on the ground. The man in black's eyes became increasingly terrified. He saw a sword coming towards his head, but he couldn't move at all!

"My life is over!" The black-clothed man's pupils widened.

Suddenly, the man in black found that his hands moved miraculously, and he snapped them together above his head, clamping the long sword that was about to fall down.

▄█〓█(╯(●Д●)シ!
It was a standard bare-handed attack.

[You created an abstract scene, which was evaluated as relatively abstract, and gained an abstract value of 500]

"Hoo~ I'm saved!"

But now, what is going on?
The man in black just breathed a sigh of relief, but his eyes gradually became confused, dull, puzzled, and humiliated.

He wanted to stand up.

But he found that except for his mouth, the rest of his body seemed paralyzed and it was difficult for him to even move his little finger.

"What are you looking at? Save me!"

The man in black saw that his companions were looking at him in astonishment, as if they were meeting their colleague for the first time, and he could not help but urge them loudly in shock and anxiety.

"Save your mother!"

"You dare to peek at my pretty buttocks, don't you?"

Lu Xian cursed and kicked him hard in the face. After a slight crisp "crack" sound, the man in black flew more than 20 meters away with a crooked nose and squinting eyes. He hit a big tree and fell down, unable to get up again.

Looking closely, it is not difficult to find that the skull of the man in black is severely deformed and he is probably dead.

Lu Xian was stunned. It seemed like he didn't use much strength in his kick, it was just an ordinary kick, but how could it have such a heavy impact?
Am I too strong now, or is the legend that all the people in Douluo Continent are hydrogen people true?
Before Lu Xian had time to think, the other figures pounced on him again, but their attacks were ineffective. They couldn't even tickle Lu Xian. They were all blocked by the shield half a meter away, with a series of clanging sounds.

Lu Xian used the same trick again and chopped down with the sword again.

Second soul skill: 100% chance of catching a blade with bare hands.

▄█〓█(╯(●Д●)シ!
[You created an abstract scene, which was evaluated as relatively abstract, and gained an abstract value of 500]

The second victim appeared and also did not escape the fate of being kicked to death.

"What kind of evil soul skill is this? This little ghost with evil all over his body must be an evil soul master!"

One of the men in black stepped back with a look of fear, not wanting to fight any further.

This kid can make a sexy and weird singing voice from his body, and he has a tortoise shell shield that is impossible to break. Whenever he strikes with his sword, someone will slide down and kneel down to receive the blade, and then be kicked to death!
It's like an assembly line, kicking the job to death!

unusual!
How abnormal!
This little devil exudes an evil nature from head to toe.

If you’re not an evil soul master, even dogs won’t believe you!

"Who the hell are you?" a man in black boldly asked loudly.

"In troubled times, those who can go against the waves are the bad guys. Even if they are fighting with tens of millions of people, they still live in the face of death!"

Lu Xian's face was serious, and he said in a resounding voice: "I am the bad man, the beast star - Tang San!"

(End of this chapter)