Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world.

Chapter 1: The painting style is a bit abstract
[Abandon personal qualities and enjoy an immoral life - Lu Xian]

The dark forest was filled with the smell of rotting leaves.

"The blood is going forward!"

"The person should be not far away..."

"Come on!"

Whoosh whoosh—

Six or seven blurry figures in black night clothes, under the moonlight, jumped like stars and quickly ran away towards the forest ahead.

At night, the cold wind blew slowly through the forest, and the lush green grass and fallen leaves rustled.

After five or six minutes, a head cautiously poked out from behind an old tree and took a look at the situation.

"Isn't there going to be a sudden comeback?"

"What the hell are these people? Their agile movements are like Tarzan's. Could they be the legendary martial arts masters..."

The one who was muttering quietly was a teenager who looked only sixteen or seventeen years old.

The boy had short hair, a delicate face, a well-proportioned and tall figure, and was wearing a pure black sports hoodie.

In the dark and dense forest at night, it would be almost impossible to spot the boy if you didn't look carefully.

It was because of this layer of black protective color that the young man hid carefully behind a thick old tree that he was not discovered by the group of "martial arts masters" in his eyes.

"They seem to be chasing someone. Never mind. It has nothing to do with me anyway. I'd better stay away from them to avoid being bitten..."

The crisis is over.

Lu Xian patted his butt and walked out from behind the old tree, thinking in his heart.

He remembered that when he was crossing the road after school, a dump truck suddenly came, and he had no recollection of what happened afterwards.

"Where did this come from for me?"

Lu Xian was a little confused about his current situation.

In this strange place, the big trees are so big that they require at least seven or eight people to hug them. They have been growing for who knows how many years.

Am I still on Earth now?
Are there trees this big on Earth?

You won’t find a place like this even in the Amazon rainforest!
Lu Xian hesitated.

Suddenly I came to this place from the main road...

He wondered if he had traveled through time, and perhaps was wearing a rare...

"Show yourself, little darling!"

【Abstract system: Here I come! 】

[Do you want to receive the new member abstract gift package?]

"Fuck!"

Lu Xian was stunned on the spot. He really traveled through time. He called out casually, and it turned out that there really was a system. What world had he been transported to?
This system seems a bit tricky!
"Who are you……"

At this moment, a somewhat weak female voice suddenly sounded not far behind him.

Lu Xian was startled.

In this dark and dense forest, the weeds alone are half a person tall. The moisture in the forest, accompanied by the occasional cold night wind, makes people shiver.

It was pitch black all around, even more terrifying than the cemetery at night in the previous life.

Lu Xian is not a fisherman. He is timid and a little afraid of ghosts...

cough--

In fact, if it is a female ghost, it is not impossible.

'Receive the newcomer abstract gift package'

Lu Xian muttered to himself as he carefully pulled aside the weeds and moved towards the place where the sound had just come from.

Little female ghost, look at me putting a sack on my head, I want you to help me practice!
【Newcomer abstract gift package received successfully】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the martial soul: Abstract Qi]

[Congratulations to the host for achieving the innate full soul power level 20]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2 conceptual soul ring skills over a million years old]

Lu Xian's body shook, and a warm air flow spread from his lower abdomen to his limbs and bones. In just a moment, he felt obvious changes in his body, as if he had experienced a complete rebirth.

He could clearly feel that his physical fitness had been greatly improved, the most obvious being his fists, which were full of power.

Got it!

Why did my stomach suddenly start to cramp?
I kind of want to pull an Ollie!
No paper!
Lu Xian frowned, tucked his buttocks together, and quickened his pace.

With both hands, he quickly pushed aside the last bit of weeds blocking the way ahead. Behind an old tree, a slender figure also covered in black appeared.

She was wearing a tight leather jacket and squatting behind an old tree with a pale face, looking warily at Lu Xian, the approaching stranger.

"Big sister, don't you know that if you suddenly speak in this kind of environment, it's easy to scare people to death!"

The girl frowned and responded coldly: "Didn't you ask me to show my face?"

Lu Xian was stunned, and so was the girl. They both realized that it seemed like there was a misunderstanding...

There was a moment of silence.

To ease the embarrassment...

Well, Lu Xian actually wanted to borrow some paper...

"Big sister, what are you doing here alone at night?"

"What do you think?"

The girl was speechless. This person was also hiding from her sister just now. He was easily startled and liked to talk to himself. He didn't look very smart. He should not be an enemy.

"I think?"

Lu Xian looked at the girl in the moonlight. Her leather jacket was torn and the exposed wounds were covered with rolled up flesh. There was especially a finger-thick blood hole on her right shoulder, which looked like something pierced through it from front to back. It was shocking, and blood was constantly flowing out and could not be stopped.

If she had been injured like this, she would have started howling. But she just frowned.

I still have the energy and the mind to talk to myself in a plain manner.

It's ruthless!

Lu Xian's eyes lit up, "I know!"

"You squat here..."

"You're here to take a shit!"

"Is there any paper? Help me!"

"..."

A gust of night wind blew by, causing the rustling of fallen leaves.

The girl seemed to have temporarily forgotten the pain of her wound. Her brows relaxed and she looked a little stunned.

After a moment, the corners of her mouth twitched and her eyes looked strange.

"There's none?"

"Why didn't you say so earlier?"

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

Lu Xian was a little anxious. He covered his butt with one hand, glanced around, picked up a few larger leaves, and ran away in a hurry.

Girl:......

"Hey! That leaf is poisonous and very spicy!"

The girl's reminder came from afar.

"Grass!"

Lu Xian cursed...

After running dozens of meters away, Lu Xian couldn't hold it back any longer. He took off his pants behind a big tree and started throwing shells, a comfortable moan coming out of his throat.

Finally I have time to think about other things.

"Damn it! I didn't expect a dump truck to come and attack Douluo Continent!"

"What the hell, this isn't a fantasy floor tile!"

“It seems like there is no future!”

"Thank you so much, dump truck!"

Lu Xian complained a few words, then checked his martial soul and soul skills, and his expression suddenly became a little strange.

Martial Soul: Abstract Qi

Able to transform into any form of virtual or real Qi body!

First soul skill: I am invincible!
After use, the BGM "Invincible" will be played. During the duration of BGM "Invincible", the player will be absolutely invincible and cannot be harmed by any form of attack. This soul skill can be used up to 10 times a day, and it will be refreshed at 0: every day.

For every additional soul ring, the number of times this soul skill can be used on the same day increases by 10. When one's own soul rings reach six, the new BGM "Nao Hai" can be unlocked!
"I am now a second-ring great soul master, which means I can use my first soul skill 20 times a day. 'Invincible' seems to be the song sung by Brother Chao in Mermaid. From the beginning to the end, the song seems to take about a minute and a half..."

"My darn thing!"

"By this calculation, the total invincibility time is at least 30 minutes!"

What a hot man who comes with his own BGM when he appears, what a cool guy!
I, Lu Xian, use my real name to sign up, and I take back the unpromising comment I made just now!

Lu Xian continued to look at the second soul skill.

Second soul skill: 100% chance of catching a blade with bare hands!

It is necessary to transform the martial soul into a bladed form. After using this soul skill, designate a target within a range of 100 meters, force the target to slide and kneel in front of you, and catch the blade with bare hands. Those who cannot catch the blade with bare hands will be killed instantly.

After the spirit skill is successfully activated, the spirit cannot be destroyed within 10 seconds.

For every additional soul ring you have, the distance that the second soul skill can affect increases by 100 meters, and the soul's indestructibility effect increases by 10 seconds.

"This is a magical control skill!"

Lu Xian's eyes lit up.

From now on, no matter who wants to fight him, they have to kneel down before him when they meet!
Even a Titled Douluo-level warrior cannot easily destroy his martial spirit.

Start by kneeling for 10 seconds. No, he is now a second-ring great soul master. Start by kneeling for 20 seconds!

If I can't destroy his martial spirit, I'm afraid I'll have to kneel until I die. If I meet someone whose arms are not long enough to block the blade, I'll kill him in one strike!

"Is this the power of a million-year concept soul ring skill?"

The painting styles of the two soul skills are a bit abstract, but they are so cool!
From this perspective, the Douluo World doesn't seem to be so flat after all.

I, Lu Xian, will single-handedly raise the upper limit of the entire Douluo World!
This is really - Thai pants!

And these are not the most outrageous ones.

Lu Xian learned from the abstract system that every time he broke through a major level, he would not need to hunt soul beasts, but would automatically generate a conceptual soul ring skill that was over a million years old.

When he is given the title, none of his spirit rings will be less than a million years old.

Even more awesome than Huo Gua in Douluo Dalu 2!

Dump truck, I misunderstood you!

Damn you, Taro!

"very good!"

"Now here comes the problem!"

"What should I use to wipe my butt?"

"urgent!!!"

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Author's PS: If you haven't heard of "Invincible", you can search for the music to increase your sense of immersion when reading the book later. Careful book lovers should be able to find that this is a fun novel that plays with memes. There are more than ten memes in the first chapter alone. It should be considered a pseudo-invincible novel. The author's writing skills are limited, and he can't write articles with too much depth. It is enough to write articles that are smooth and entertaining. There may be some settings in the first ten chapters that will be written in detail, and there will be no watering down in this regard afterwards, so feel free to follow the novel.

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