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Chapter 137 A New Journey [Subscription Request]
Chapter 137 A New Journey [Subscription Request]
"Oh? Who is looking for me?"
Lu Xian looked at Ye Fan with a smile on his face, holding the lotus seal in his hand tightly. He was just a little bit away from successfully catching the ball!
And you actually ruined my good thing?
I'm going to kill you!
Xiao Yan had been watching the situation from the outside, not caring about Ye Fan's life or death. But now that he was asked about the real issue, he was afraid that Lu Xian would let Ye Fan go, so he started to advise him in a serious tone:
"I'm not here to look for you. I'm here to look for Xiao Zhang. That woman is a psychopath with a problem in her brain. She has already been taken down by Qilin. There's no need for you, Brother Lu, to take action."
"By the way, I told you that you were busy, Brother Lu, and asked Ye Hei not to come looking for you, but he refused to listen and insisted on coming. He even dragged me along, saying that after he found you, he would have a real manly duel with you. Not only will he beat you to a pulp, but he will also take away the throne of the number one group combat power, so that you will understand the true value of the three words Ye Tiandi!"
With every word Xiao Yan said, Ye Fan's face darkened, and he trembled all over as he covered his butt.
You are a newborn Dongxi!
How come I didn’t realize I said so much?
Add fuel to the fire and add insult to injury!
"Ye Hei, is that so?"
Lu Xian was making the lotus seal with a blank expression on his face.
"Brother Lu...please put away your magical powers first and listen to my explanation!"
Ye Fan couldn't hold on any longer and felt like his butt was about to split.
This is even worse than the last time I experienced the pain of anus.
"Okay!"
Lu Xian sneered and withdrew his hand. Ye Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief and showed a relaxed expression.
"So that's what happened?"
"This one……"
Ye Fan really said these words, but he didn't say them so comprehensively. Xiao Yan added terrible adjectives to every sentence and exaggerated them in every way.
Just by looking at Ye Fan's hesitant expression, Lu Xian knew the answer.
He sneered: "You bastard, it seems that we need to settle all the old and new scores together today!"
Seeing this, Ye Fan's face turned a little green. Before, the flower was four centimeters wide and he could still barely hold on. Five centimeters was only an insignificant extra centimeter, but in fact the damage was multiplied. After all, the buttocks also have their limits.
Ye Fan quickly reached out to stop him, holding his buttocks and backing away while shouting, "Yamidie! Calm down! Calm down, Brother Lu!"
"Ha! I don't understand Japanese, but in the little movie I saw before, this sentence means, don't stop, Hanami Gokai!"
"Ah——!" The mask of pain was put on Ye Fan's face again, and his face twitched in pain.
Xiao Yan clicked his tongue in his heart, thinking that Lu Gou's ability was truly abnormal. However, seeing Ye Hei in such a miserable state made him so happy that he wanted to whistle.
"You too!"
The next second, Xiao Yan's face also turned green.
Nima!
"Brother Lu, I didn't provoke you!" Xiao Yan gritted his teeth.
Lu Xian snorted: "I'm in a bad mood. Every dog that passes by today will be hit!"
Lu Xueqi looked at Ye Fan and Xiao Yan, who were jumping on the spot with their hands covering their buttocks, with a slightly puzzled look. She didn't know the specific capabilities of Lu Xian's soul skills, but she could see that as long as Lu Xian made a hand seal, it would seem that he would cause some kind of harm to Ye Fan and the others. So she reached out and pressed down the fingers of Lu Xian's left and right hands.
"Okay, stop playing. It's a bit noisy in the front yard. Let's go over and take a look."
"Okay, it's up to you."
When facing Nai Qi, the angry expression on Lu Xian's face disappeared instantly, and he nodded with a smile. The speed at which his expression changed shocked Ye Fan and Xiao Yan. They had never seen such a person who valued beauty over his brother. He——tui!
The two of them walked away side by side.
Ye Fan glared at Xiao Yan with gritted teeth on the spot, rubbing his fists, "Xiao Yanzi, which part of your body do you think is harder? I'll help you loosen it up!"
"Fuck, I'm a victim too!"
"Then congratulations, you are now doubly victimized!"
……
Lu Xian and Lu Xueqi came to the front yard together. Except for Ye Fan and Xiao Yan, almost everyone else in the group was here.
Zhang Chulan was squatting in front of a cute girl wearing a brown sweatshirt who was kneeling on the ground. Her wrists were tied with a rope and a small knife for cutting vegetables was stuck not far away.
"I'm telling you, I don't want to have anything to do with you. I'm not a psychopath, and I won't do anything bad!"
"I just want to be a rich man and practice in peace without being disturbed by you, so don't bother me anymore. If you chase me again, I will really be rude to you, understand?!"
Zhang Chulan said viciously.
"Oh." Feng Baobao nodded blankly, and said calmly: "Just do whatever you want. Why do you need to tell me?"
“Fuck!” Zhang Chulan was so angry that he almost jumped up. He wondered if this woman had a brain bubble. There was no way to communicate with her. “Fuck you, I’m threatening you. Do you understand? And you said I was crazy? I think you are crazy! Who are you? Why did the authorities send an idiot like you to chase me?!”
"My name is Zhang Baobao..."
Feng Baobao was suddenly stuck after saying this, and hesitated with a blank look on his face, "Wait a minute, Xu Saner gave me a new identity a few months ago, and I haven't memorized it myself yet..."
Her hands were tied, so she was not very flexible. She took out a piece of paper from her sweatshirt pocket with some effort. She looked at the small words on it and read slowly: "My name is Zhang Baobao, I am the granddaughter of Zhang Xilin and the daughter of Zhang Yude. I have a younger brother named Zhang Chulan, who is 19 years old this year. My mother is... a woman that Zhang Yude found outside when he was young... The name... The name is not written here..."
Zhang Chulan's mouth twitched wildly. Damn, you're acting like this, right? You don't treat me as a human being at all, right?
"stop!"
Zhang Chulan snatched the note from her hand and tore it into pieces, shouting, "I don't care who you are! I don't want to know who your mother is! Anyway, from today on, don't bother me anymore, bastard!!!"
"This... shouldn't work. Let me ask Xu Saner..."
Feng Baobao wanted to touch the phone in her pocket, but it was a bit inconvenient with her hands tied. She tried several times but couldn't find it. She looked up and said, "Can you help me take the phone out?"
? !!
Zhang Chulan was stunned, as if he was struck by lightning, and stood petrified with his mouth open.
He had really…really never seen anything so…so strange!
The rest of the people in the group were also speechless at this moment.
What a wonderful woman in the world!
This girl's IQ in some aspects may be even lower than that of Xiao Nannan. It is recommended that she be classified as mentally retarded.
"Xiao Zhang, there's something wrong with her brain. There's no point in talking to her about this. You have to find the real culprit."
Lu Xian walked forward with a faint smile, glancing at the mountain behind the villa from afar.
In the vast snow, behind a large rock on the cliff, two heads instantly shrank back.
"Did this kid find us?"
"That shouldn't be the case? The distance is so far! Hurry up and make a phone call and tell the city bureau not to come over. These people are probably all extraordinary people, and ordinary people can't interfere!" "The baby has been captured by them, what should we do next?"
"They don't seem to be bad people, but the baby must be rescued. You call someone from the company and I'll go over and buy time!"
Xu San stood up behind the big rock, wanting to observe the situation at the villa again. However, just as he stood up, he saw a pair of legs appear on the big rock where they were lying before...
At this moment, Xu San froze as if he had seen a ghost. He slowly raised his head in astonishment and met Lu Xian's condescending, half-smiley eyes. "Hey, are you playing hide-and-seek here?"
Xu Si also discovered Lu Xian at this time. Like Xu San, he was stunned on the spot. How could this person, from such a long distance, instantly reach the top of the mountain in just a few words?
Soon, they both knew how Lu Xian got here.
Lu Xian stretched out his hand, and his martial spirit turned into a long rope. With lightning speed, like a swimming dragon, he directly tied up the two people and lifted them up. He rode up on a rainbow, and the two people were dragged behind him like flying a kite. In less than a breath, Lu Xian had flown back to the courtyard of the villa.
A few kilometers might be considered a long distance for an ordinary person, but for a cultivator from the other side like Lu Xian, it is just a matter of riding a rainbow and taking a few steps.
With a swing of the long rope, Xu San and Xu Si rolled in front of Zhang Chulan like gourds and stayed in front of Feng Baobao.
Xu San and Xu Si got up trembling. They were shocked beyond words. Their worldview seemed to collapse. This person had actually brought them here. He had crossed a distance of several kilometers in the blink of an eye. Could he be an immortal?
"It's you!"
Zhang Chulan was surprised, and then suddenly realized, "I should have thought that it was you two guys who were causing trouble!"
After saying this, Zhang Chulan smiled maliciously, spread his hands towards Lu Xian, and said, "Let me introduce you to my godfather!"
"So, do you two still think that I, Zhang Chulan, am a psychopath?"
Xu San, Xu Si: ...
Are you serious?
I thought you were mentally ill, but who knew there really are immortals in this world?
I'm the clown myself?
Xu San and Xu Si glanced at everyone present with frightened eyes. Ye Fan and Xiao Yan happened to come back at this time.
The two of them counted the number of people present, and it seemed to be not much different from what Zhang Chulan said. Moreover, this group of people were all handsome men and beautiful women, with a long aura. Although some wore ancient costumes and some wore modern clothes, without exception, they all exuded an inexplicable Taoist charm. Even the two children did not look like ordinary people.
No need to guess, those who can stand with immortals are most likely all immortals!
As soon as this thought came to mind, Xu San and Xu Si became even more nervous. Today they had fallen into a den of immortals.
"Okay, stop gathering here. It's scary to watch."
Lu Xian waved his hand, "Xiao Zhang, you stay here, the rest of you can go and have fun, I'll chat with them."
Not a moment.
Everyone around had left, and Lu Xian used his martial spirit to transform a chair and sat on it.
"Xu San and Xu Si are all good at everything, right?"
"Yes, senior." Xu San and Xu Si both nodded respectfully and sat on the ground not daring to stand up.
Lu Xian smiled calmly: "It seems that you have recognized the situation clearly, so I don't need to use any extra means. Let me tell you straight, I need you to help me with something after you know everything."
Xu San sat very straight: "Senior, please go ahead."
"When Xiao Zhang becomes stronger, I will ask him to do something. I hope you guys know everything so you can help him and make things easier for him."
Seeing Xu San hesitate to speak, Lu Xian waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I won't let him do anything bad. It won't affect your work in maintaining the order of the alien world, and I won't let you work in vain. If you encounter any problems that you can't solve in the future, you can ask Xiao Zhang to help you solve them."
"It's like asking Xiao Zhang to cooperate with you!"
Zhang Chulan was puzzled: "Godfather, what do you need me to do?"
"You are still at a low level in the Sea of Bitterness. I will tell you when you break through the Fountain of Life in a while."
Lu Xian stood up calmly and looked at Xu San and the others, "Do you understand?"
"Understood! Senior, we are willing to cooperate." Xu San nodded. Even if he was unwilling, he had to agree now, otherwise the three of them might have to stay here.
Lu Xian smiled calmly: "You'd better be willing to do it sincerely and don't play any tricks. Otherwise, I don't mind killing people and replacing the leadership of Nadutong."
Lu Xian was smiling, but the faint aura that emanated from him made Xu San and Xu Si feel as if they had fallen into an ice cellar. Their entire bodies began to stiffen and their hair stood on end.
"We dare not. We will do our best to complete the tasks assigned by our predecessors." Xu San promised with cold sweat on his forehead.
After giving a deterrent, Lu Xian stopped and waved his hand: "You can leave now. Contact Xiao Zhang in half a month."
"Thank you, senior."
Xu San and Xu Si bowed respectfully with their fists clasped, then stood up, grabbed Feng Baobao and ran away in a moment.
"My godfather is so awesome! He helped me solve the problem as soon as he showed up." Zhang Chulan flattered him in a dog-licking manner.
This kid may not be good at other things, but he is really good at flattering people and has a keen eye. He is much less of a worry than Ye Hei and Xiao Yanzi.
Because of his unyielding servility, Lu Xian had to protect him.
"After we leave, you must practice hard and raise your realm to the Life Spring as soon as possible, and then help me collect some things."
Zhang Chulan was quite surprised when he heard this: "Is there anything in this world that you, my godfather, would like?"
"I don't think much of it." Lu Xian groaned, "I just want to learn from it and see if there is room for improvement."
The two returned to the villa while talking.
At this moment, Ye Fan was fiddling with the Huami phone that Lu Xian gave him. He placed it on a stand, preparing to take a New Year photo with everyone.
"I'm waiting for you two. Come over and stand still!" Xiao Yan called out.
"Not bad, you don't even need me to remind you!"
Lu Xian walked forward with a smile, twisted his butt and pushed Xiao Yan out of the C position, and stood behind Nai Qi who was sitting on the sofa.
Xiao Nannan and Xiao Shihao sat on the carpet in front of the sofa, while Lu Xueqi and the other girls sat on the sofa, and Lu Xian and the other grown men stood or lay behind the sofa.
Ye Fan adjusted the angle, pressed the 5-second timer to shoot, and ran over quickly.
click-
The New Year reunion photo was captured here.
The old year ends and the new year begins.
They will also embark on a new journey!
(End of this chapter)
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