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Chapter 136 You really are a person with a bottom line [Subscribe]
Chapter 136 You are really a person with a bottom line [Subscribe]
After a noisy night, today is the early morning of the second day of the Chinese New Year.
This day should have been a day for celebrating the new year and visiting relatives happily, but for everyone in the group, this day obviously had nothing to do with them.
In their world, most of them don’t have the Chinese New Year festival. Even if they do, they are mostly protagonists whose parents are either dead or missing, not to mention any relatives.
The weather today is exceptionally cold, and the snow is very heavy, like goose feathers and floating catkins, falling all over. The sky is gloomy, and there is also a cold fog in the distance.
On the hill behind the villa, three figures, each holding a telescope, stood on the edge of the cliff in the snow, overlooking a villa at the foot of the mountain.
"This kid thought he had rented a house perfectly, and he made me work overtime on the second day of the New Year. This time I must catch him and send him to a mental hospital for treatment." Xu San gritted his teeth.
"He has eight personalities and he is a mutant. He is indeed an unstable factor and is likely to have a serious negative impact on society." Xu Si was standing there with a cigarette in his mouth, one hand in his pocket. "What do you mean, just go and catch him?"
Xu San pushed his glasses and said confidently, "We have Baobao to help us this time. We will each block one direction and surround him from three sides. I don't believe this kid can get away!"
"San'er! There seems to be some ordinary people in the villa..."
The only female among the three had her shoulders drooping limply. Her face was delicate and pretty, but her expression seemed a little dull. At this moment, she was bending her arms and stretching her finger, pointing at the silly-looking person below.
"Really? Let me see..."
Xu San raised the telescope again and took a look. Through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows of the villa, he could vaguely see several figures inside. Some were lying on the table, and some were lying on the ground holding bottles of wine, looking like they were drunk.
In the courtyard outside the villa, a woman came out with two children, a boy and a girl, apparently preparing to make a snowman.
Xu San's expression changed, and he put down the telescope with a headache:
"This guy is actually hanging out with ordinary people. It's going to be a bit troublesome to catch him now. Let the city bureau quickly get a wanted warrant and a search warrant..."
……
Inside the villa.
The floor was littered with empty liquor bottles.
Lu Xian slowly woke up from his hangover and found himself half lying on the sofa, with Nai Qi in his arms, who was sleeping soundly with red cheeks and squinting eyes.
Lu Xian's eyes twitched as he glanced around.
Xiao Yan and Zhang Chulan were lying under the table, snoring with a bottle of wine in their arms. Ye Fan was leaning against the table leg unconscious. Fire Fighter Ji was lying on the armrest of the sofa, also sleeping soundly. Qi Lin, Xiao Nannan and Shi Hao were nowhere to be seen. With a quick glance of his spiritual sense, he found that they were making a snowman outside. Lu Xian felt relieved.
The drinking contest last night was so crazy that we agreed not to use our supernatural powers to force ourselves to drink, but as a result, everyone got drunk one after another.
In the end, only Qilin and I were left, and my memory became a little fragmented. It seemed that I didn't do it to Qilin, and she got me drunk...
The third generation of divine body is still something.
By the way...how did Naiqi get into my arms?
Lu Xian recalled briefly.
It seemed like he was drunk and hugged Naiqi, who was resting on the sofa after being drunk, and wanted to kiss her...
Thinking of this, Lu Xian couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. He didn't know whether he succeeded in the end. What a pity.
"No, it seems like it's not too late to kiss you now!"
Lu Xian lowered his head slightly and stole a glance at the beautiful figure leaning in his arms. The beautiful face and moist red lips after being drunk looked extremely tempting, making people itchy and unable to resist. He couldn't help but want to move over and take a bite.
"We held hands yesterday. Given the development of our relationship, we should kiss today. Besides, Naiqi is still sleeping right now, so she might not notice..."
Lu Xian was quick-witted. His resistance to Nai Qi was negative, but he couldn't resist the temptation in the end. He lowered his head, and the breath he exhaled was a little hotter at this moment.
The distance was getting closer and closer, and when it seemed that she was about to succeed, Lu Xueqi seemed to have noticed something, her eyelashes trembled, and she quietly opened her eyes.
The moment their eyes met, Lu Xian did not feel embarrassed or panicked as if he had been caught doing something bad. Instead, he went all out and attacked aggressively, kissing those beautiful red lips and savoring them carefully. The sweet orchid-like scent entered his mouth and nose, which made him feel completely distracted and unable to stop.
Lu Xueqi's eyes, which were originally a little confused, suddenly became clear at this moment, and her gem-like pupils slightly dilated. She had never encountered such a thing before, and she was filled with shame and anger. In panic, she instinctively slapped Lu Xian in the chest with her palm and knocked him away.
The bright floor-to-ceiling window was smashed, and broken glass scattered all over the ground. Lu Xian screamed and fell headfirst into the snow outside the courtyard.
"Hold the grass?"
"What happened!"
The sound of shattering glass hitting the tiles woke up everyone in the villa. Ye Fan had been chased many times before, so he was even more alert and jumped up instantly, looking around nervously.
"Nothing...Nothing, it's just that Lu Xian was impatient and accidentally broke the window!"
Lu Xueqi explained with a red face. Facing the suspicious looks from Ye Fan and others, she lowered her head and hurried out the window.
In her panic just now, she didn't hold back when she slapped Lu Xian, and she didn't know if she hurt Lu Xian. Now that she was clear-headed, she thought that she might have hit him too hard, and she had to go out and take a look.
In the courtyard.
The snowman that Xiao Nannan and Xiao Shihao had just built was smashed to pieces by Lu Xian who flew out.
"Brother Lu, how did you fly out so quickly?"
Little Nannan was very sensible and helped Lu Xian, who was lying on the snow, to turn over and helped him sit up. There was a bit of confusion in her big eyes. "Are you in a hurry to come over and build a snowman with Nannan?"
Lu Xian rubbed his chest with a grin and forced a smile: "Yes, Nannan is really smart!"
Qi Lin glanced at the broken floor-to-ceiling window, then looked at Lu Xian, who was rubbing his chest and feeling a chill, with a strange look in his eyes.
you sure?
At this time, Lu Xueqi glided out lightly from the broken floor-to-ceiling window, landed lightly on the snow, and walked forward.
He nodded and greeted Qilin first, then observed Lu Xian's condition before glaring at him fiercely, "Come with me!"
After she finished speaking, she turned and walked towards a landscape path that led to the back of the villa area.
Lu Xian rubbed his chest helplessly and stood up.
Qilin obviously understood what was going on and couldn't help but chuckle: "Tsk tsk, our invincible Immortal King was taught a lesson by Sister Xueqi? It seems that the Immortal King is not really invincible. There is still Lu Xueqi in the world, hahaha!"
Lu Xian snorted lightly, showing a husky expression of stretching out his finger: "Ice cream, you know too much, believe me or not..."
"Hurry up!" Lu Xueqi looked back and urged.
"I'm coming……"
Lu Xian raised his eyebrows and gave Qilin a look that said "you'll be in trouble soon", then he took a few quick steps to catch up and followed behind Lu Xueqi. He followed her slowly to the back of the villa and then stopped. There were only the two of them here.
Lu Xueqi turned back at this time, hesitated for a moment and asked softly: "Are you hurt?"
Ok?
Lu Xian rubbed his chest and was slightly stunned. He thought he was going to be scolded by Nai Qi, or threatened fiercely.
I didn't expect that the first sentence I heard was one of concern?
What a surprise!
"My chest hurts a little. My ribs and meridians must be broken. My heart may have been shattered by your slap. Naiqi, you have such a cruel heart. You actually hit me so hard. If you don't take care of me until my injuries recover, I will definitely hate you for the rest of my life..." Lu Xian covered his chest, and his body softened as he fell towards Lu Xueqi. His face was as pale as the fallen snow on the ground, and he looked seriously injured.
Lu Xueqi was silent. Isn’t your acting a bit too fake?
Knowing that he was acting, Lu Xueqi still carefully helped him sit down beside the flowerbed in the corner. She knew how much force was used in that palm strike. He might be injured, but he would definitely not die.
"I'm sorry, I didn't think too much about it at the time, and I slapped him subconsciously. I won't be so heavy-handed next time." Lu Xueqi spoke softly, placing her hand on his chest and personally checking his injuries.
Lu Xian:?
I took advantage of you and you apologize to me?
real or fake?
I really like it!
"Hmph! If you do it again, you won't be allowed to do it a third time. If you dare to do it a fourth time, I will let you know the fifth time how angry I will be the sixth time. By then, you will lose me forever!" Lu Xian sneered and snorted.
Lu Xueqi blinked blankly and chuckled: "Then you really are a person with a bottom line."
"I think so!"
Lu Xian nodded in agreement, and then was hit in the chest with another fist.
"I've checked you, and you're clearly not injured at all, yet you're still pretending!" Lu Xueqi said angrily.
"How is it possible that there is no injury at all!"
Lu Xian argued: "Physical injuries are not as painful as mental injuries. Physical injuries only last for a while, but mental injuries last forever. Do you know how much damage your slap caused to my young heart?"
Lu Xueqi rolled her eyes: "Stop talking nonsense, who told you to take advantage of me while I was sleeping, you deserve it!"
"Naiqi, we held hands yesterday. After holding hands, we should kiss each other. This is the correct way for Taoist couples to get along with each other!"
"Daoist partner?" Lu Xueqi lowered her head and hesitated, "I haven't agreed yet..."
Lu Xian began to press on, "Look, we have practiced dual spiritual cultivation before, held hands, and kissed each other. This level of intimacy has surpassed many Taoist couples. We are not Taoist couples, but better than Taoist couples!"
"Besides, I can see that you don't hate me, Naiqi."
Lu Xueqi corrected: "I'm annoying!"
"Tsk, let me taste your little mouth, is it really that hard?"
Lu Xian chuckled, put his arms around her slender waist and brought her into his arms. Lu Xueqi struggled for a while but failed to break free. She glared at him fiercely and reached out to twist the soft flesh on Lu Xian's waist.
"Hi~"
Lu Xian sucked in a breath of cold air, and endured the pain as he moved closer to her beautiful red lips again. Lu Xueqi tried to hide in panic, but Lu Xian held her head with his hands and kissed her sweet and soft red lips again. It was still the same taste, sweet with a refreshing fragrance.
"Well?"
She snorted softly, widened her eyes, and after a moment, imitated Lu Xian and closed her eyelids slightly.
The feeling brought by this kiss was completely different from the previous one. The previous one was panic and caught off guard, but this time it was half-hearted, and it was the first attempt between Taoist partners.
I feel dizzy and groggy.
She gradually immersed herself in Lu Xian's attack, and unknowingly her arms had wrapped around his waist, and she began to respond passively.
The greatest fate in the world is that you are not married and I am not married, but we are in love and I am interested, what a coincidence.
Lu Xian hugged the soft body in his arms tightly, his fingertips wandering, his expression happy, Nai Qi's breath gradually became rapid and hot, she was guided to slowly enter the state...
"Brother Lu? Brother Lu, where are you?"
Ye Fan's shout suddenly came from the front yard.
Lu Xueqi felt as if she were in a dream at this moment. She pushed Lu Xian away suddenly, her face flushed. She took a few quick breaths, slapped away Lu Xian's fingers that were wandering on her body, and glared at him viciously.
Grass!
Lu Xian wanted to curse, Ye Hei, you better have something serious today!
If you keep shouting for no reason, I will make sure that even your nothing happens!
When Lu Xian hugged Nai Qi just now, he had already set up a spiritual barrier around him. They could not be discovered by spiritual sense, otherwise Ye Fan would have found them by now.
"Brother Lu?"
The shout came again.
Lu Xian took Lu Xueqi's hand, stood up with a dark face, and walked towards the front yard. Lu Xueqi wanted to take her hand back, but Lu Xian held it tightly, so she had no choice but to be held by him.
They had only walked halfway when Ye Fan and Xiao Yan came over. Although Ye Fan's spiritual sense was not as good as Lu Xian's, it was not weak either. He had eaten many holy fruits, and his spiritual sense had long since undergone a transformation.
"Hold the grass?"
Seeing Lu Xian walking towards them holding Lu Xueqi's hand, Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were both a little stunned.
What's going on?
Good man, when did you two secretly get together?
"Huohuo, tell me, someone pulled Oli Gei, someone pulled Lu Gou's paw, why no one pulled my hand?" Ye Fan said in a deep voice.
Xiao Yan thought about it and bluntly said, "Maybe Ye Hei, your hands stink even more than Oli Ge!"
Your mother—
"Huo Huo, your mouth may stink worse than Oli Ge! By the way, have you noticed that my spiritual sense cannot scan them? What were they doing just now? How long have they been sneaking around like this?"
Xiao Yan hesitated.
"Ye Hei, I don't know how long their affair will last, but looking at Lu Gou's dark face, I think someone is going to be in trouble. Who do you think is going to be in trouble? Is it you or me?"
Ye Fan's face changed when he heard this.
Got it!
The couple was having an affair, and I obviously disturbed Lu Gou's good thing. Given Lu Gou's habit of stab his brothers in the back, I'm afraid he will use some sinister means to deal a few tricks to me.
really.
Lu Xian's face was dark. After approaching, he offered warmth expressionlessly. He pinched his fingers to make a lotus seal, designated the target Ye Fan, and the flower opened five times!
[You created an abstract scene, which was rated as super abstract, and gained an abstract value of 2000]
"Hiss~!!!"
Be born!
Ye Fan's whole body stiffened instantly, his face wrinkled tightly, and he squeezed his buttocks tightly, feeling like his soul was about to leave his body.
"Brother Lu, someone is looking for you in the front yard!"
(End of this chapter)
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