Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 634 Don't Drop a Nuclear Bomb on the Bundesliga

Manchester United director Steve Mertaff: We will file a second appeal for TY's TUE application, and the club firmly believes that the request is justified.

The front page headline of Mundo Deportivo reads: If Manchester United's second appeal fails, they will have to pay a fine of over £10.

France Football – Cavani is very close to joining Manchester United on a free transfer.

Sky Sports TV

Today is a very important day because the new Premier League season is about to begin, and Sky Sports Radio has therefore been given the opportunity to interview Clark.

Clark is the chairman of the Football Association.

"Although we've experienced half a season of the pandemic, I believe the government and relevant organizations have the ability to solve the problems, and I'm confident that the new Premier League season can proceed smoothly..."

Why did TY's TUE not pass?

The reporter interrupted Clark.

"..."

"For the new season, we are considering gradually reopening the stands to spectators, which is in line with other European leagues. In addition, I received information in the meeting that the stands for the Champions League will also be gradually reopened."

Clark seemed to have misheard, because his answer and the reporter's question seemed to be completely unrelated.

Do you think TY's TUE request is reasonable? Will the FA provide support for TY?

"It's true that the Premier League will still allow five substitutions in the new season."

Clark replied.

"Mr. Chairman, the fans only want to know one thing right now: will TY be able to successfully register for this season's Premier League?"

"..."

I thought the reporters would give up once they shifted the issue, but Sky Sports kept pressing me.

That would be very uncomfortable.

"Huh, huh..."

Clark's heavy breathing could be heard in the live stream, showing that he was struggling internally.

"Huff, huff... fuck."

Clark finally couldn't hold back any longer: "I really don't understand why UKAD rejected TUE. Who are the people in UKAD? They're all a bunch of old, frail people."

Clark pointed to his head: "Their brains don't work at all, you know? Their brains don't have the functions of normal people. They're like machines, they just follow the rules as they're written, completely disregarding whether the original rules are reasonable or not."

Clark startled the reporters in front of him.

"And then, damn it, the data has to be valid for three years. Does UKAD think its fans are idiots? The uniqueness of ADHD medication can change? Go to any hospital and ask a neurologist. Let that doctor tell you what ADHD is all about!"

Clark stared at the camera: "The Premier League and UKAD have always maintained a close working relationship, but note that it's just a working relationship. The anti-doping agency is not a subordinate unit of the Premier League; we are equals!"

"..."

You don't answer the questions when asked.

Now, when I answer a question, I talk for ages.

The reporters were a bit confused by Clark. Mr. Chairman, have you been holding back for too long?

……

Sky Sports interviewed the FA chairman: "The people at UKAD are idiots."

"If UKAD insists on not complying with TUE, then all levels of football competitions in England will stop paying doping test service fees."

These are Clark's original words.

Although he was just bragging, it was clear that Clark was genuinely angry.

The conflict between the Football Association (FA) and the Anti-Doping Agency (ADA) has been ongoing because the FA has always felt that the ADA is interfering too much, not only with doping but also with the scheduling of events.

Tang Ye's TUE application has now reignited the conflict between the two organizations.

You want to get rid of the Premier League's star players, cut the Premier League's ratings, and reduce the FA's revenue.

What's the difference between what you did and killing the parents of the FA chairman?

And it wasn't an assassination, it was a perfectly legitimate assassination in the street!

……

"Come on, come on!"

Snapped!
Wan-Bissaka delivered a legendary pass to the middle lane.

The ball was meant to be passed to Tang Ye, but for some reason Tang Ye was a beat too slow and let the ball roll right past him.

what?
Wan-Bissaka didn't dare to utter a sound.

When a player makes a mistake he shouldn't have made, that's when you should think about whether he has a problem.

"Alright, Tom, you can come down now."

Ten Hach substituted Tang Ye off the training field.

In today's match, Tang Ye played like an ordinary midfielder worth 2000 million euros. His mentality is seriously problematic, and he will only get worse if he continues to train.

"Feel sorry……"

Tang Ye and Teng Hah clapped, and the latter gestured for him to sit down in a chair first.

Van der Gach squatted down next to Tang Ye: "Actually, I don't think it's a problem. We'll keep trying."

"The problem is that it's a rules issue; UKAD won't approve my registration."

Tang Ye spoke very loudly.

"...Oops, sorry."

Tang Ye pinched Van der Gach's arm.

"It's okay, Tom. Look on the bright side. It's just one season, at most two seasons. Nothing else is possible."

There was a dark patch around Van der Gach's eyes.

Like Ten Hag, this Manchester United assistant coach must not have been sleeping well lately either.

Manchester United's management and staff are studying the rules of UAKD, and they have even sought help from the European Anti-Doping Agency.

As expected, Manchester United then received a poor response.

Changing the rules would require a complex voting process, and by the time the voting results are in, the 20-21 Premier League season would probably be over.

Tang Ye placed his hands behind his neck and pushed his neck forward with his hands, while his neck actively pushed backward to create resistance.

He's a bit confused now.

He is preparing for the new season with nearly 30 teammates, and all of his Manchester United teammates have been successfully registered for the Premier League.

……

Football reporter: Guangzhou Evergrande is discussing the possibility of loaning Tang Ye for one season, but is encountering time and financial difficulties.

Sending Tang Ye back to his hometown to play is undoubtedly a good idea, considering it's only for one season. However, the schedule of the Chinese Super League differs significantly from that of the English Premier League, making it very difficult for Chinese Super League clubs to loan Tang Ye.

Of course, the most important issue is not time, but money.

If you do the math, you'll see that just one season's loan fee plus wages for Tang Ye would cost 4 million. If it were the peak of big-spending football, that would be something to play around with, but in this economic downturn, there's not much to say.

"Unless the parent company can provide financial assistance, Tang Ye is unlikely to transfer to Evergrande."

[Which genius came up with the idea of ​​bringing Tang Ye to Evergrande?]

[Guangzhou Evergrande: 4 million is barely enough. What, 4 million for a one-year loan???]

Barcelona, ​​you've got it!

[Haha, Ten Hag's arrogance has finally paid off. Barcelona fans slide on their knees in celebration!]

[It's over, guys, it's G!]

Recent news about Tang Ye's loan has dominated the trending topics on various social media platforms, from Dongqiudi to Baidu, Weibo, and even Pornhub.

A brilliant director had an actress wear Tang Ye's Manchester United jersey, and then had an admirer wearing a Barcelona fan jersey stage a "NTR" scene with the actress's husband, who was also wearing a Manchester United jersey.

Manchester United fans were initially surprised when they saw the video on the website, and then they couldn't help but shed tears.

They felt the strongest sense of identification; for them, the husband of the actress in the video was themselves.

Oh oh oh!
Alas!

……

September 20th marks the start of the first round of the 2020-21 Premier League season, with Manchester United hosting West Ham United at Old Trafford.

"China Media Group! This is a live broadcast for you..."

Manchester United's starting attacking midfielder today is Lingard, and as for Tang Ye...

The camera focused on Tang Ye even before the match started.

Tang Ye and Dembele sat together on the bench. Although they were on the bench, Tang Ye was wearing a short-sleeved shirt from sponsor Adidas and a white baseball cap.

The reason he was dressed casually was because Tang Ye had not been given permission to play.

“TY!”

So far this season, the Premier League has allowed some fans into the stands, and Tang Ye heard fans calling his name from behind. He turned around, raised his hand, and waved to the fans.

"Are you leaving?"

"……I have no idea"

Tang Ye thought for a while before giving this answer, shrugging his hands in a helpless manner.

"Don't leave!"

"No Barca!"

The fans were shouting very loudly.

It will take a month to find out about Tang Ye, and to be honest, Manchester United fans really don't want to wait that long.

……

Dongqiudi Match Report: In the first round, Manchester United defeated West Ham United Palace 1-0 at home. De Gea made a rare penalty save, and De Jong scored the winning goal. (67132 comments)

Repost: During the match, a fan in the stands asked Tang Ye if he would leave, to which Tang Ye replied, "I don't know."

Click!

Click, click, click!

Tang Ye entered the press conference room wearing a mask, but since only a few people in the room were wearing masks, Tang Ye simply took off his mask as well.

Sit down in the chair.

Click, click, click!

"Excuse me, could you please turn off the flash? Please turn it off, thank you."

Tang Ye didn't understand why these reporters kept taking photos; a video would have solved all the problems.

"Tom, what's it like being a spectator at Old Trafford? Do you feel wronged?"

"...To be honest, I'm not sure how I feel right now, but I know I want to get on the field and play."

Will you be loaned to Barcelona?

“I’m not sure right now, because we have to wait for the outcome of the second appeal. If possible, I think staying is the best option, because I’m the captain of this club… well, although I haven’t received my eligibility yet.”

"Some fans speculate that Barcelona loaned you out to compete with Real Madrid for the league and the Champions League. What do you say about this?"

I'm sorry, I can't answer that question at the moment.

……

The Sun's front-page headline: With the Champions League title and increased seniority, TY's basic weekly salary will rise to £48 at the start of the 20-21 season.

"If TY is denied entry due to the TUE issue, Manchester United has the right to stop paying TY's weekly wage. If TY is able to participate in the league (which must be a professional league), then Manchester United will still need to pay TY's weekly wage."

With a weekly wage of £48, the annual salary would be close to 3000 million euros, not even including goal bonuses and other perks.

Manchester United and Barcelona have reached an agreement on the loan fee, but the issue of salary sharing remains.

Barcelona hopes Manchester United will cover half of Tang Ye's salary, which contradicts Bartomeu's previous promise in the press room to "cover 100% of his salary," but the Barcelona president seems to have no regard for face anymore.

The pandemic has caused them so much financial loss that, to be honest, Barcelona doesn't have much money to spare right now.

While Barcelona and Manchester United were embroiled in a dispute over weekly wages, a reporter brought new news.

Bild reporter: Borussia Dortmund have formally proposed a loan for TY, lasting for one and a half seasons, with Dortmund covering 100% of his weekly wage.

Many people saw this news, but most didn't believe it because fans didn't think Dortmund would be generous enough to spend 6-7 million euros to loan a player for a season.

But soon fans started digging up information.

Last season, Dortmund sold the 20-25 year usage rights to a batch of VIP stands at Westfalenstadion, directly profiting nearly 5000 million euros.

Does Dortmund still have 5000 million left to spend?

[It's probably all gone into the shareholders' pockets, or they've lost it all.]

[Do you think Dortmund's shareholders are the Glazers? To be honest, I feel Dortmund didn't lose much money during the pandemic; it's just a matter of whether they're willing to pay. 7000 million euros is quite a lot, especially considering it's mainly for loan deals.]

Dortmund fans should start a crowdfunding campaign! Fans worldwide can each contribute a few euros and rent GGBond directly.

Tang Ye can't go to Dortmund, Dortmund is too weak.

[Upstairs, take off your Bayern Munich badge before you speak, otherwise your bias is too obvious.]

Kicker's front-page headline: Bayern Munich proposed ending the summer transfer window early at a Bundesliga team meeting, believing that all the necessary loan deals in the Bundesliga have been completed.

What Bayern's management said at the meeting was quite interesting; note that they used the word "loan" instead of "transfer".

Not many people use German, but the translation conveys the same meaning, making it incredibly targeted—almost directly aimed at Tang Ye.

Bayern Munich values ​​the Chinese market, that's true, but this is related to league rankings, so you have to be careful!
Bayern Munich fan group: Dortmund's loaning of TY is shameful. If they can't beat the team, they have to ask for help. We Bundesliga teams should rely on the Germans themselves.

The front page headline of Pravda reported that four Bundesliga clubs have appealed to the German Football Association to terminate their loan plans with Borussia Dortmund, arguing that Dortmund's actions are disruptive to the Bundesliga's "ecology."

The Sun's front-page headline reads: TY remains at his Manchester mansion, and no football agents have been spotted visiting him so far.

AS editor-in-chief Ronzalo: I think Barcelona can wait a little longer, they must wait a little longer. The news that Dortmund wants TY is false. Barcelona just needs to wait and Manchester United will take the initiative to cover 50% of his salary.

September 25th marks the start of the second round of the Premier League.

Unlike the first round of the competition, Tang Ye did not even appear at the scene for the second round, which sparked countless speculations among fans.

Barcelona or Dortmund?

Which of these two clubs is it?
Dortmund official statement: Regarding the news of Tang Ye's loan, Dortmund will hold a press conference at the Westfalenstadion.

Barcelona official statement: Barcelona will hold a press conference at Camp Nou to directly address the fans' concerns about TY's loan. Club President Bartomeu will also speak at the press conference.

[Bartomeu, President of FC Barcelona]

Barcelona's press conference started 10 minutes earlier than Dortmund's, but this is probably not a coincidence, as they have little contact with each other and are unaware of the other's situation.

Moreover, the two clubs held press conferences for different purposes.

Bartomeu first responded to the rumors about his "stepping down," but that's not the focus today.

"Our negotiations with Manchester United have made some progress."

"Wow!"

Snap, snap, snap, snap!

Bartomeu's words drew enthusiastic applause from the fans and reporters in the audience.

Barcelona made it to the end!
"We have reached an agreement with Manchester United on the loan fee, and now regarding the issue of salary sharing, Manchester United has indicated that they are willing to cover 20% of TY's salary, meaning Barcelona will need to cover 80%."

Bartomeu shrugged: "But you know, our plan is to only take on 50%, so we will continue to fight for it."

Clap clap clap!

Bartomeu did many bad things during his time as Barcelona president, which led to a lot of resentment from the club's fans.

He's about to step down, so he urgently needs to produce some results.

Only in this way can he win the next presidential election.

Bartomeu's plan was to bring them to Barcelona at a relatively low cost in order to gain the committee's vote.

"Barca! Barca! Barca! (Barça)"

Fans were already chanting outside the stadium.

At the same time on the other side.

Westfalenstadion press room.

Unlike Barcelona, ​​Dortmund's representative who spoke to reporters was the club's head coach, Eskriva.

There were over a hundred people in the audience, because Dortmund had invited not only football journalists from around the world, but also staff from all the other Bundesliga clubs.

"Huff, huff!"

Wearing a suit, Eskeriva came to the interview table, first gently blowing on the microphone to make sure it was working properly, before beginning his speech.

"It's a pleasure to speak here as the Dortmund head coach; it's an honor."

"However, well... unfortunately, my club has recently faced serious 'accusations' that we are trying to push through a loan deal for TY. This has had a very significant impact on the club, as some teams in the same league are worried that the arrival of a new player will disrupt the existing balance in the Bundesliga. Some have even exaggeratedly said that it's no different from dropping a nuclear weapon in the Bundesliga."

"The Bundesliga's current ecosystem is stable and should not be disrupted, much less contaminated by nuclear weapons. I think they are absolutely right."

Eskeriva glanced at the reporters below the stage: "So today I'm going to clarify these 'accusations'."

Are we trying to push this deal? Are we trying to drop a nuclear bomb on the Bundesliga?

No, we didn't.

"These so-called 'accusations' are all false. We did not make any attempts, and the so-called attempt to drop a nuclear bomb did not exist."

Clap clap clap clap!
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
"Because the nuclear missile has already been launched."

Snap snap snap... Snap
clap clap...

Snapped……

Eskeriva raised his chin, looking down at the officials from various Bundesliga teams present: "Excuse me."

……

(End of this chapter)