Tokyo: Rabbit Police and Her Evil Partner

Chapter 113: The Plan of Selling Miserability
More than four hours ago, Watanabe Shun was watching a baseball game in a bar.

Tetsuya Shiozaki struck out eight consecutive batters against the Orix Blue Wave in a Japanese professional baseball game, which made Shun Watanabe excited.

He drank a few cups of horse urine, got drunk, and had some cash in his pocket, so he immediately said, "I'll pay for tonight's consumption," which caused cheers from the whole bar. He didn't even look at the pager message sent by the director, and replied casually, "I'm on the way."

An hour later, Watanabe Shun walked out of the bar with clean hands. The cold wind sobered him up and he regretted it so much.

It was at this time that Watanabe Shun met Fushimi Shika.

The latter was not looking for anyone at all, but was posting notices on the streets.

Watanabe Shun took a closer look and saw "Police Station Contact Letter" printed in black on the yellow paper, with two lines underneath reading "On x month x day of x year, Patrolman Fushimi was on duty here", "If you have any comments or requests for the police, please contact us directly", and in the middle there were tips on preventing theft, fraud, and traffic accidents... The signature was "Sugamo Koban" and "Patrolman Fushimi Shika".

"What are you doing?" Watanabe Shun asked with his hands in his pockets.

Fushimi Shika briefly explained that a Metropolitan Superintendent would come for inspection tonight, which would be a good opportunity for them, the little patrolmen, to show their abilities.

You can slack off at work every day of the year, except when your boss is inspecting you. You have to show your diligence to keep your job... and maybe even get a reward for it.

Watanabe Shun was immediately unhappy. He had worked so hard for the boss for eight months, and now a newcomer who had been employed for less than a month wanted to take advantage of them. It was simply outrageous! He made a stern statement and asked Fushimi Shika to write his and the boss' names on the post, preferably in a conspicuous place where the superintendent could see them during the inspection.

Fushimi Shika said he had a better plan that would allow the Metropolitan Superintendent to more intuitively feel the hardships of these low-level patrol officers.

That's right, it's a miserable sale.

As traffic police, they insist on doing their duty even in the bitter cold, lending a helping hand to those who are in accidents and difficulties. Over time, their hands have developed frostbite...

"Then why don't you buy gloves?" asked Watanabe Shun.

"Don't worry about it. It looks miserable anyway. Does the Metropolitan Police Commission care whether patrol officers wear gloves while on duty?"

Fushimi Shika told him not to interrupt and continued to tell him his evil plan.

While all the police officers were busy trying to curry favor with their superiors, two patrolmen were quietly sticking to their posts. Unfortunately, they were attacked by a group of bad boys. In order to give these kids a chance to turn over a new leaf, they decided to conceal the incident and not file a case...

Watanabe Shun was moved after hearing this. How selfless, diligent and dedicated this is. Compared to this, posting flyers is nothing!

But the only problem is, where can they find bad boys? Besides, ordinary bad boys wouldn't dare to fight with patrolmen, right?
"You hit me and I hit you, isn't that enough?" Fushimi Shika looked disappointed.

Watanabe Shun was shocked, thinking, isn't this a lie? I thought this junior was a loyal and honest man, but I didn't expect him to be so treacherous and cunning. You can't judge a person by his appearance.

Watanabe Shun originally refused, but Fushimi Shika's mouth was too tempting.

"Do you still want to continue being patrolmen with Senior Kazama? You are excellent elite detectives! You shouldn't waste your time and talents in such a small place, right? As long as you can let the superior see your and Senior Kazama's repentant attitude, won't it be a matter of minutes to reinstate your position?"

The two hit it off and decided to implement the plan of selling misery.

In fact, Fushimi Shika had his reasons for doing this. Just after he stabbed the gangster, the Metropolitan Police Inspector came to inspect. Combined with Chief Moriki's attitude towards Minamoto Tamako, it was hard not to think too much.

Although it might be a coincidence, Fushimi Shika didn't want to take the gamble.

As the saying goes, it is better to be prepared than to be caught unprepared. Posting a few flyers and playing a bit of a pity game won't hurt anything. What if he just stood there in the crowd and did nothing? What if the Metropolitan Police Inspector, like Kazama Takusai, took one look at him and said, "This boy has an extraordinary temperament and must not be allowed to stay." Wouldn't he be finished? If he was put in the interrogation room for such a big case, he would never be able to get out.

The first impression is very important. Fushimi Shika has already thought about it. They will wait for the time when the Metropolitan Superintendent is about to come for inspection, and rush into the police station with an embarrassed look on their faces, claiming that they have been attacked.

At this time the chief would definitely come and ask what happened. He and Watanabe Shun would say that they had encountered a group of bad boys and had already educated them. They also knew they were wrong, so they would give them a chance - the key point was that they must not let the Metropolitan Superintendent know about it, otherwise it would be troublesome if they really investigated.

Once the Superintendent noticed his disheveled appearance, it would be a success; if the Superintendent asked what happened and the chief replied, "I was injured while on patrol," then the operation would be a great success!

……

Time returns to the present.

The two stumbled into the office, and as soon as Fushimi Shika entered the office, he noticed the mature woman in black and white police uniform. He felt a pang in his heart and wanted to cover Watanabe Shun's mouth, but it was too late.

"Captain, we were attacked while on patrol!!"

Watanabe Shun shouted, and then he noticed that there were guests in the room.

Moriki Yalan was shocked. She didn't care about squatting in the corridor to watch the show, and hurried downstairs to ask for details. Fushimi Shika pinched the soft flesh on Watanabe Shun's waist from behind and twisted it hard, causing the latter to scream.

Fushimi Shika took the opportunity to quickly explain: "Senior Watanabe was drunk and fell down. He was talking nonsense and acting crazy. I had to work hard to pull him back..."

Watanabe Shun's eyes widened, and he looked at Fushimi Shika in disbelief. He thought to himself, this isn't the script? Where's the hard patrol you promised me? Where's the bad boy you promised me? How did it become exposing me for drinking and slacking off?
Moriki Yalan came closer and smelled the alcohol on Watanabe Shun, and her face suddenly darkened. The latter noticed the police rank on Kujo Yui's chest, and his brain suddenly exploded, and the several pounds of horse urine in his stomach turned into cold sweat and excreted from his body.

"That's not true! It was him, it was Fushimi Shika who asked me to come--Aa ...

Before Watanabe Shun finished speaking, Fushimi Shika twisted him again. He could no longer bear it and had to twist him back. Kazama Takusai hurried downstairs and scolded him for being so drunk and mad here, and dragged him upstairs without saying anything.

Senmu Yalan bowed and apologized repeatedly, saying that she had failed to manage her subordinates well.

Kujo Yui made no comment. She sat by the heater, looking as calm as an outsider. After everyone quieted down, she spoke calmly.

First, she spoke in an official tone to affirm the outstanding contribution made by the station front police station in the past six months to maintaining public security in Sugamo, expressed her concern about the lack of energy at the grassroots level in Sugamo, and promised to add a new police station, two sentry boxes, and eight patrolmen before the New Year. At the same time, in order to implement the Tokyo Gang Countermeasures Act, she planned to transfer Kazama Takusai and Watanabe Shun to the First Investigation Division to manage, monitor, and crack down on the Sugamo branch of the Inagawa-kai.

Finally, Kujo Yui looked at his watch, stood up and said, "It's getting late, and my assistant is still busy, so I'll stay here tonight."

After she finished speaking, she remembered to ask Sen Mu Ya Lan for her opinion: "Is it convenient?"

"It's not really inconvenient, it's just that there are no rooms available..." said Senmu Yalan.

"Tamako and I will sleep." Kujo Wei went straight upstairs.

Yuan Yuzi had been eavesdropping in the corridor. When she learned that her mother wanted to spend the night with her, she was very happy. Sure enough, her mother still cared about her. But there was a small problem that she had to mention in advance:
"Ah, but I already have a child in my room."

Kujo Wei's expression suddenly changed, and her calmness disappeared.

(End of this chapter)