This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 24 I advise you not to meddle in other people's business

When the carriage returned to the county town, it did not go straight to Xu's house. It was lunch time, so Xiao He took the two of them to eat a bowl of meat noodles on the street.

The meat is tender and crispy without losing its shape, the meat is rich in aroma, the soup is mellow and has a rich taste, the noodles are smooth but not greasy, and they blend perfectly with the rich broth. Every bite is the ultimate temptation to the taste buds, and every bite is full of happiness.

Xiang Yuan ate three big bowls of food in a row and silently gave Xiao He a thumbs up, saying that this funny guy was uneducated but he knew everything about eating, drinking and having fun.

After lunch, Xiao He found a bookstore and had the scroll he had hastily purchased reframed. Then he got on a carriage and slowly arrived at Xu's house.

On the way, the two young men bought roast chicken and other braised dishes and steamed buns, intending to eat their fill before nightfall so that they could have enough strength to fight the female ghost for another three hundred rounds.

Seeing that the two were full of fighting spirit and had some intention of playing some evil things on them, Xiang Yuan sighed in his heart, thinking that he could not count on them tonight.

It was still early before dark, so Xiang Yuan took a stroll around the Xu Mansion, observing the surrounding terrain in case of any emergencies. He didn't want to confuse the female ghost, but only hoped not to get lost.

He saw the old well in the backyard and thought the water was icy and could not be approached. It turned out that it had been abandoned for many years and a millstone was pressed on it.

Knowing there was a ghost inside, he only felt a slight chill seeping out from the gap, and left without daring to look any further.

Xiang Yuan had nothing to do, so he found a quiet corner to sit cross-legged and practice, first practicing static and sexual skills, then practicing sword skills and martial arts. His style was incompatible with the two people painting in the next room.

As for the two funny guys, Xu Jixian was not a bad person. He knew that the old servant in his family was not in good health and was afraid that he would be frightened by the female ghost, so he took out some silver and let him stay overnight in the inn.

……

At night, the stars are dim and the moon is dark.

The wind blew through the courtyard, and the trees in the garden that had not been taken care of for a long time swayed in the wind. The draft swept through the hall, making a humming sound, and from time to time there was a sound of door panels banging, which made people's scalps numb.

Xiang Yuan was frightened. The atmosphere was already so perfect even before the ghost came. It would be terrible if the ghost really came.

Seeing the heartless Xiao He and Xu Jixian eating buns and playing finger-guessing games without any fear, he suppressed his fear, hugged his sword, closed his eyes and rested, as if nothing happened.

Don't be a coward, no matter what you do, you can't lose to these two funny guys.

The wind gradually died down, and a white mist appeared outside the house at some point. Driven by an unknown force, it enveloped the yard and separated it from the outside world, making the evening stars invisible and the dark moon hidden. Everything was eerily quiet.

A pair of large hands lifted the mist, and in the swirling mist, a woman in white floated out.

The dress was spotlessly white, the hem fluttering in the wind, and the black hair had a certain rhythm, as if it was one with the surrounding mist.

The woman's face was as pale as paper, her thin lips were so red that blood seemed to be dripping from them, her eyebrows and eyes were like calligraphy and painting. She was beautiful, but numb and stiff, empty and lifeless, revealing a chilling coldness that made people shudder.

coming!

Xiang Yuan's soul grew stronger and her senses became particularly clear. The air in the room seemed to become thinner because of her appearance, and she could feel the biting chill with every breath.

He suddenly opened his eyes, holding the knife in his arms, and the momentum that had been accumulated for a long time suddenly burst out, like a roaring tiger, blowing away all the fog that invaded the door.

The woman, or rather the female ghost, was slightly stunned and stood outside the door, hesitant.

If a person is vicious, ghosts will be afraid of him.

Different from Xiang Yuan who was on high alert, Xiao He was rather unrestrained. Relying on Wang Wenxu's calligraphy to protect him, he stared at the female ghost with wide eyes.

She has a graceful face, skin as white as snow, a plump figure, a waist, and a sad brow. I feel pity for her. She is truly a stunner in bed.

Xiao He subconsciously grinned and was about to swallow his saliva when he heard a gurgling sound beside him.

"Madam, you are finally here, come in quickly, I will introduce you to the two brothers."

Xu Jixian stood up in a daze, having lost his mind. He seemed to have forgotten that there was a ghost in front of him. The strange fog around him did not exist at all in his eyes.

Clang!
Xiang Yuan drew out his long sword, and the blade scratched the scabbard. The harsh friction sound woke Xu Jixian up. With thunder in his ears and a tiger at his side, the latter shivered and retreated behind Xiao He.

"Quick, quick, give me the gentleman's handwriting."

"Get lost, I asked for it."

Because of Xiang Yuan, the female ghost failed to seduce successfully. She looked coldly at the person who was in the way, with the corners of her stiff mouth raised in an arc that seemed like a smile but not a smile.

Since you are here, stay and have another dish.

A ray of cold light shot out from her eyes, and Xiang Yuan was in a trance. He shook his head and looked again, and saw a beautiful woman dancing in the white mist. Her clothes were loose, her eyes were blurry, her face was flushed, as if she was drunk, as if in spring. Her clothes fell one by one, and her pink arms and long legs appeared and disappeared from time to time, making people want to get closer to see it clearly. She was full of coquettish anger, and the lewd music teased her heart.

Xiang Yuan only felt a surge of heat. His soul was strong, even if he could only use one-third of it each time, it was far beyond the ordinary Qi Refining Stage. Knowing that he was bewitched by a ghost, he immediately bit the tip of his tongue to resist the charm, sheathed the knife, and then used the momentum of drawing the knife to resist the power of the tiger.

Although this drawing of the sword did not break the illusion, it did keep him clear-headed. At least the female ghost was not as alluring as before.

There are a lot of ordinary stuff on the website.

On the other hand, Xiao He and Xu Jixian were in a miserable state. They were obsessed with the beauty and danced with the beautiful female ghost. They exchanged glances with each other while undressing and walking towards the door together.

"Xiao Forty, wake up quickly, this is a trick of the evil ghost." Xiang Yuan held Xiao He with his sword, preventing him from looking at the female ghost outside the house.

"What's wrong with living under a crotch? I advise you not to meddle in other people's business. I just love watching this!"

Xiang Yuan's face darkened, he cursed in his heart, and kicked Xiao He back to his original position.

He kicked Xu Jixian back to his original position, held down their shoulders, and shouted, "Stop looking at me. Listen to me. Hold your breath and concentrate. Don't be distracted. Focus your mind on one point."

"It's difficult. I can only focus on two points." Xiao He's face was full of amorous feelings.

"Don't hold me back. A pervert like me will only make food more expensive if I stay in this world. Let me out." Xu Jixian struggled hard.

I can go to hell with you!
Xiang Yuan knew that he had no ability to wake the two people up, so he simply threw them to the ground, took out the long horizontal scroll hanging on Xiao He's back, pushed it open, and pointed the four big words "People Have Something to Do" at the female ghost outside the door.

There was no golden light flying across the ground, nor was there any thunder falling from the sky. The female ghost seemed to have met her nemesis. She let out a scream and the illusion collapsed.

The delicate body swelled, the enchanting curves were no longer beautiful, the white skin was torn, the cracks were mottled and crisscrossed, revealing the charcoal black body under the skin, and the pitiful face was even more hideous.

This is right!

Xiang Yuan's eyes lit up. The style that had been forced upon him by Xiao Xu was finally straightened out by him.

When Wang Wenxu's calligraphy unfolded, the female ghost screamed miserably, the mist around her body shrank, and she retreated, trying to escape from this place.

Xiang Yuan refused. Since he was already here, he might as well leave his experience behind so that he would know how to kill ghosts.

He held a knife in one hand and a calligraphy in the other, and rushed out of the house as fiercely as a tiger descending from the mountain. With a flash of white light, the female ghost and the mist were split into two.

The ghost is not dead, the fog reorganized and gathered into one place, and its figure became much fainter than before.

It will be easy if you have a blood bar!
Xiang Yuan got the knack and wielded his knife even more fiercely. He chased the female ghost out of the yard and into the corridor.

"Oh my god, bah, how could your wife be so horrible!"

Without the illusion, Xiao He woke up and looked at Xu Jixian beside him in shock. He said admiringly, "Brother Xu, you can eat all this. You really accept everything."

"She was not like this last night, you are just envious..." Xu Jixian was not willing to admit defeat and remained stubborn as usual.

The two of them stared at each other, screamed, and ran out of the house together, arriving at the gate of Xu's house as fast as possible.

Xiao He was about to open the door when he heard the sound of fighting behind him. He stopped with his hands in mid-air: "It's not right. Leaving at this time would be a shame for Brother Xiao Yuan who protected us both. I absolutely cannot do that."

"If we go back, we will only cause more trouble. What should we do if we are possessed by evil spirits again?" Xu Jixian hesitated.

"Don't worry, I have another way. I will make sure the female ghost won't dare to touch a hair of yours or mine."

"Hurry up and tell us, let's go and help Brother Xiaoyuan." Xu Jixian said righteously.

"I've read in a book that the best way to deal with a female ghost that steals people's yang energy is to poop in your pants. She'll find it dirty and ignore you." Xiao He vowed that although he couldn't kill the ghost, he could still protect himself, so he asked Xu Jixian to set an example.

"What a bad idea."

Xu Jixian cursed angrily, pushed the door open and strode out.

After a moment, he quickly ran back, slammed the door shut, and held his back tightly against it.

"Hey, Brother Xu, why are you back?"

"No, there's another one outside."

(End of this chapter)