This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 23: Just a Female Ghost

"This is outrageous! The female ghost is going too far. Don't worry, brother Xu. I will go through fire and water for you and sell everything I have to help you destroy her!" Xiao He slammed the table and stood up. He was so envious that he decided to uphold justice.

There are both good and bad sides to the situation where brothers are haunted by a female ghost.

If it is a bad thing, I can't bear to watch my brother die without helping him.

If it's a good thing, I can't bear it even more.

Therefore, the female ghost must be eliminated without delay, the sooner the better.

"Xiao He, how do you plan to exorcise demons? Do you want me to report to the police now?" Xiang Yuan became excited. Xiao He came from an extraordinary family, and he must have a treasure that can ward off evil spirits.

"No need, it's just a female ghost, she can be subdued with a little trick."

Xiao He said to Xu Jixian, "There is a ghost in the well in the backyard. The Xu Mansion is not safe. Stay at my house for a few days."

"Absolutely not. What if Widow Wang follows you to the Xiao Mansion and moves to your well and never leaves, where can I seek justice... What I mean is, what if she harms you, where can I seek justice? You must kill her in Xu Mansion." Xu Jixian refused to obey. He was somewhat blinded by lust and his mind was bewitched by the female ghost.

Xiao He snorted coldly and gritted his teeth, "I'll do as you say. Kill her in Xu's house. Anyway, this scourge cannot be left here, not even for one more night."

He said to Xiang Yuan, "Brother Xu and I are scholars with noble character. The ghost girl can only use some tricks and cannot hurt us. It is easy to kill her."

"That's right. Ordinary people will be drained out in a few moves when encountering a female ghost. As scholars, we have the righteous spirit to protect us, so it's not certain who will be drained out!" Xu Jixian proved it with his own words. The real example of fighting with a female ghost for a whole night was very convincing.

Don't discredit the educated people. At best, you two are educated people, but it is not certain whether you are human or not!
Xu Jixian was haunted by a female ghost for a whole night, but he was healthy and well-rested, which shows that a scholar's body can indeed withstand the torment of a female ghost, but that is not the point. Being able to withstand the torment does not mean that he can torment the female ghost in return and even kill her.

This is not Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. If you want to seriously exorcise demons and monsters, you have to find a professional.

Xiang Yuan shook his head slightly: "Just in case, let's find a real scholar."

"Well, since Brother Xiaoyuan is worried, I will ask the old man to come and take charge. He has great skills and can kill the little female ghost with just a wave of his hand." Xiao He said confidently.

Finally getting to the point!
Xiang Yuan was very curious, as the book said that 'music, chess, calligraphy and painting' could also contain energy, and each had a corresponding martial art, which could open up the mind and build a foundation, and then return to the past. Wang Wenxu was full of knowledge, could it be that he was a martial arts master who switched from playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting?
Want to see.

After the three brothers decided on how to exorcise the demons, Xiao He was about to take a carriage to the academy to invite Wang Wenxu. He was afraid that the female ghost in the backyard had heard the countermeasures discussed by the three brothers, so he immediately started to feed Xu Jixian. Despite Xu Jixian's resistance, he dragged him into the carriage on the grounds of safety.

Xiang Yuan knew that Xiao He was not afraid that the female ghost would hear it, but was afraid that he would catch Xu Jixian and the female ghost doing something when he came back.

We can't let the female ghost suffer, and we can't let our brothers get involved in it. It just can't happen.

On the way, Xiang Yuan fully felt the two men's crosstalk skills, and thought that even if they did not have a powerful father and no financial source of rent, they could still live a worry-free life by performing crosstalk and still have spare money to find lovers.

"To be honest with you two brothers, I had a grudge with a ghost before."

"If this is true, please tell us quickly, Brother Xiao."

"I dreamed that a female ghost chased me for three blocks. Then I thought it was just a dream and there was nothing to be afraid of. I turned around and chased the female ghost for three blocks, but I didn't catch up with her. Humph, I woke up in anger."

"You can't do that. Widow Wang is much more capable and has achieved great results!" Xu Jixian was very proud.

"You're talking about this again." Xiao He gritted his teeth in anger.

Although Xu Jixian's foundation was not damaged by the female ghost, he was not unscathed either. He was definitely bewitched by the ghost. When he mentioned Widow Wang, he would occasionally say a few good words about her.

I am so infatuated with it, as if it is true love.

"Alas, I did have some thoughts at the time, but I definitely didn't mean to bully her or abuse her. I just wanted to treat her well. She was already a widow, and I couldn't let her live a life of widowhood!"

Xu Jixian opened the carriage curtains, and the light and shadows intertwined, like a love-struck dark horse: "It is even more impossible to let her eat at hundreds of houses, a young man every three days, a large man every five days, you are such a beautiful woman, how can I bear it."

Xiang Yuan watched coldly. After all that, a female ghost is still a female ghost.

Xiao He sneered repeatedly. After saying so much, he just slept. "You can judge for yourself. She is well-educated and well-mannered. It would be great if she was not a female ghost. I am a poor scholar and she is a widow with a miserable life. We met by chance at night, supported each other, and lived together until old age. It is a beautiful story."

Xu Jixian looked at the two of them, and while expressing his feelings, he boasted: "Even if we don't spend our lives together, and are separated by her husband's elders, and have tasted the bitterness of love for her brother, from then on, she will be a playboy in the world of love, and be free and unrestrained, and be accompanied by poetry, wine, and beauties, and be alone, it is also very good."

What? Do you still want to be trapped by love and become a romantic lover?

Wake up, only those who are good-looking can be called Aquaman, people like you can only be called water ghosts!
Listening to Xu Jixian's shameless boasting, Xiang Yuan secretly complained and could no longer bear it. He said sarcastically, "Brother Xu, if you like someone, you can't just look at her appearance."

"I know."

"You also have to look at your appearance."

"..."

"Well said! It makes people happy!" Xiao He was delighted and liked to hear it, so he asked for more.

"Why do you expose people's weaknesses, Brother Xiaoyuan..."

Xu Ji first muttered to himself, and then he was beaming with joy the next second, grinning evilly: "Although I am not good-looking, I am not good-looking. If you don't believe me, go to the red-light district and ask around, and you will find that he is a well-known figure in the circle."

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Xiao He winked and said, "Brother Xiaoyuan is not even sixteen yet. He has not experienced any major ups and downs, let alone been to the red-light district. Brother Xu, you are exposing his shortcomings."

"That's great. I'll arrange it another day and help Xiaoyuan make up for his shortcomings."

"Yes, it must be arranged."

"Hehehe..." x2
As the two shameless people were talking, the target of their fire shifted to Xiang Yuan, and the sounds of talking, singing and joking could be heard from the carriage from time to time.

……

The carriage stopped at Yulin Academy.

Xu Jixian was afraid of being punished for pretending to be sick, so he lay in the carriage. Xiao He went to look for Wang Wenxu, while Xiang Yuan got off the carriage and waited there.

After an incense stick of time, Xiao He hurried back. He did not invite Wang Wenxu, but only brought a handscroll.

"The sir didn't come?" Xu Jixian's illness was cured on the spot.

"After getting this, it doesn't matter whether the old man comes or not." Xiao He jumped onto the carriage and spread out the scroll, revealing four large characters with wet ink - People have something to worry about.

The brushstrokes are vigorous and full of righteousness, and the opening and closing of the brush are measured. When opened, it is like a roc spreading its wings, and when closed, it is like a dragon diving into the abyss. Seeing the words is like seeing the person. Wang Wenxu's broad mind and profound thoughts, which are fully read in poetry and books, are vividly displayed on the paper.

Xiang Yuan nodded secretly. Wang Wenxu was truly a good teacher, as he was able to inspire people with his aura and teach through calligraphy. While subduing demons and monsters, he also never forgot to warn the two students.

"Fuck everyone, the old man is also a confidant!" Xiao He said happily.

"Brother Xiao, you saw it the wrong way. It's people who have something... That's right, that's right. I saw it the wrong way. It's everyone." Xu Jixian laughed.

The two unmotivated hooligans laughed loudly. Xiang Yuan wanted to hit him after hearing this. What a joke! All Wang Wenxu's good intentions were wasted.

Sir, I have been suffering from Xiao for a long time. If you don't give up, I would like to take you as my teacher!

"The old man is a man of great righteousness. Ghosts avoid him at night. With his calligraphy, the female ghost is destined to be subdued by my three brothers tonight." Xiao He waved his hand. He looked confident.

This is sure!

(End of this chapter)