This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 184: Senior Sister, I'm married. Here are the woman's birth dates.

Xiang Yuan did not open the door immediately. He took out the pen and ink from the room and slowly copied Xiao Lingyue's birth date and time several times.

Then he put the original version away and placed a newly written one under the porcelain bowl.

After finishing these, Xiang Yuancai...

He took off his outer clothes, messed up the bed and made it into the shape of a quilt, as if he had already fallen asleep and his sweet dream was disturbed.

When the Yamafu Gate was opened, the person who came was none other than Xiao Lingyue, with a frosty face, who seemed to keep people at a distance.

Senior sister is also full of majesty today!

Xiang Yuan no longer bought into this. He nodded to Xiao Lingyue, sat down at the table, and took the initiative to open the right side of his shirt.

Xiao Lingyue was shy, and she always had a reason to come to Xiang Yuan, and today was no exception. She found a new excuse and reason. But seeing that Xiang Yuan was so cooperative and didn't give her a chance to speak, her carefully prepared words were completely useless, like a punch on cotton, which was very uncomfortable.

You stinky junior brother, you’re so annoying!
Xiao Lingyue glanced at the tooth marks, suppressed her eager thoughts, and said with a straight face: "Junior brother, you misunderstood. Senior sister is not here to borrow medicine. You are in the critical period of breaking through the innate. Senior sister is worried that you have no one to guide you, so..."

"Just tell me whether you want to drink or not!"

Xiang Yuan interrupted and said without turning his head: "If you just want to give me some advice, you can put your clothes back on."

Just wear it, who are you trying to scare?

Xiao Lingyue felt even more uncomfortable after the cotton bounced back. She continued to maintain her dignity as a senior sister, and came behind Xiang Yuan, saying calmly, "My original intention was to guide you in your practice. If you want to repay me later, I will handle it at my discretion. Since you insist on repaying me in advance, I will do as you wish."

Well, you are noble and great, so don't swallow your saliva!

Xiang Yuan turned his head to make room for the table, telling Xiao Lingyue to hurry up and not worry about her senior sister's broken authority.

Xiao Lingyue gritted her teeth and said dissatisfiedly: "Junior brother is really sensible!"

After saying that, he bit Xiang Yuan's shoulder, first disinfected the tip of his tongue, and then found the location of the teeth mark before starting to take the blood-replenishing medicine.

Fairy's practice!
Xiang Yuan felt a chill on his shoulder and took a deep breath. Xiao Lingyue always disinfected before eating and was very particular about table manners!
"What Senior Sister said is wrong. I, as your junior brother, am not sensible at all."

Xiang Yuan spoke softly. As the saying goes, the ignorant ones are still calling her senior sister, while the sensible ones have already been called senior sister. This shows that he really doesn't understand anything.

Regardless of whether this saying exists or not, let’s just say whether it is vulgar or not!

Xiao Lingyue was thin-skinned, and if he said the slightest offense, the other party would run away on the spot like a frightened rabbit. Xiang Yuan knew this, so he did not say any vulgar words, and remained silent when the other party was making an attack.

Don’t worry, the best is yet to come, let’s ambush her first.

After a while, Xiao Lingyue finished her external training and accumulated some time's worth of practice reserves. She pursed her lips and sat opposite Xiang Yuan.

Senior sister is most concerned about fairness and justice, so the next step is to make an equal exchange and guide junior brother in his practice.

Also, my junior brother was really sensible tonight. He didn’t make any noise or trouble. I hope he can keep it up!
Xiang Yuan pointed his finger, and the Wuxiang Seal simulated the fire-attributed technique. The fiery true energy emanated from his fingertips, and he pushed the heated jujube kernel and glutinous rice porridge in front of Xiao Lingyue.

"Hey, Junior Brother, how did you know that I like to drink jujube kernel and glutinous rice porridge?" Xiao Lingyue asked in surprise.

"This is just the beginning. Junior brother, I know a lot more..."

Xiang Yuan stopped talking halfway and asked Xiao Lingyue to quickly taste the jujube kernel and glutinous rice porridge to get rid of the taste of medicine in her mouth.

Seeing that Xiao Lingyue had drunk half of the porridge, she decisively refused. Xiang Yuan knew this and said solemnly, "Senior Sister, this bowl of porridge is different from the ordinary ones. You'd better try it."

"Why, Junior Brother was detained, is this bowl of porridge poisoned?"

Xiao Lingyue's expression straightened up, and she whispered, "Who did you offend? Who made the porridge for you? Do you want me to help you deal with the person?"

"Pfft!"

"why are you laughing?"

"Because I'm filial."

Xiang Yuan waved his hand and pushed the porcelain bowl forward: "Thank you for your concern, Senior Sister. I have not been detained, and this bowl of porridge is not poisonous. Try it first before you speak."

It's so mysterious, there must be something wrong!

Xiao Lingyue muttered to herself, not understanding what Xiang Yuan was talking about. She picked up the porcelain spoon and carefully tasted it.

Her eyes lit up, and she took another mouthful, not caring that Xiang Yuan had already finished half of the bowl of porridge. As she drank, she said, "Junior brother, who is your guest at this house? This bowl of porridge tastes really good. To be honest, when I was a child, my mother cooked porridge for me that tasted like this."

My mother also made me stay up today.

Xiang Yuan gave an answer in his mind and said slowly: "Senior sister, I am not a guest at anyone's house. I am at my own home. My mother made porridge for me."

"My own home?"

Xiao Lingyue put down the porcelain spoon in surprise and asked in confusion: "Junior brother, as far as I know, you have been alone since childhood and have no family. But did you find relatives during your travels?"

As he spoke, his face showed joy, and he was genuinely happy for Xiang Yuan.

"Although it's not recognition of a relative, it's almost the same. I'm married."

"puff!!"

Xiao Lingyue spat out a mouthful of porridge and looked at Xiang Yuan in horror. Seeing that he looked calm and not joking, the expression on her face suddenly became extremely complicated.

There are happiness and also disappointment.

She didn't know why she felt sad. Her junior brother got married, which was a great thing. As a senior sister, she should be happy. After thinking about it, she felt sorry for Chan'er. They were obviously a perfect match, and they should live happily together forever.

Yes, she felt lost for Zener.

"Sister, you look very sad..."

"no!"

Xiao Lingyue took out a white handkerchief and quickly wiped the stains from the corners of his mouth. He lowered his head and said after a long while: "I thought Junior Brother and Chan'er would be together forever, but I didn't expect Junior Brother to have a new lover so soon. He is really a heartless person..."

"Zener really misjudged you!"

"It's my fault, Senior Sister. There is a gender difference between you and me. If we stay alone in a room, people will definitely misunderstand us. From now on, I won't come to see you."

After saying a lot, his voice gradually became quieter, and he even sounded a little aggrieved.

Xiang Yuan listened to this and thought to himself that there was a chance. He pushed the white paper on the table towards Xiao Lingyue and said, "It's just an engagement. Chan'er still has a chance. Here are the birth dates of my junior brother's future wife. Senior sister, please take a look and see if it's suitable."

"If my junior brother is not interested, he would not agree to this marriage. What difference does it make whether I look at the woman's birth date or not?" Xiao Lingyue kept his head down, his voice muffled.

"You can't say that. After all, this marriage was introduced to me by Xiao He."

It turned out to be his good deed!

Xiao Lingyue raised her head suddenly, her eyes wide open with a hint of anger. She slapped the table and picked up her birth chart to look at it.

"Hey, what a coincidence, my junior brother's future wife's birth date is the same as mine."

Xiao Lingyue looked at Xiang Yuan, then at the birth date in her hand, and stroked it. Suddenly, her face turned red, and she put the paper away. She said angrily, "Brother, what are you doing? How could I give you my birth date? He, he...where is he now? I'm going to beat him up."

Although he felt ashamed and angry, his depressed mood improved a lot and he was happy for Zener.

"Dezhou, Fengxian County, Liuxi Street, Xiao Mansion, or maybe in Yushengfang." Xiang Yuan said truthfully.

"Go now!"

Xiao Lingyue stood up with a red face, her face was red, or it could be said that her face was full of anger, which was quite charming. Seeing Xiang Yuan's calm face, she was furious and said angrily: "Junior brother, my brother likes to fool around. You can't take his words seriously when it comes to marriage."

"But Junior Brother heard that the eldest brother is the father."

"Senior sister, both her father and mother are still alive, but her eldest brother's words don't count!"

Xiao Lingyue's cheeks flushed red, like clouds dyed red by the sunset glow. She warned him sternly, "Don't mess around with him. Parents' orders and matchmaker's words are the rules. There are many rules here. It can't be determined by a birth date."

"Senior sister, what you mean is that at least we need the permission of our parents?"

"hold head high."

Xiao Lingyue nodded repeatedly, thinking that it was not easy, and finally this farce was exposed.

"Since Senior Sister approves of this marriage, I will not say anything more."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand a word you say." Xiao Lingyue's heart skipped a beat and she vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

"Senior sister, this is the villa of Prince Zhao's Mansion in Yuliu County, Puzhou. Your birth date and horoscope were not given to me by Brother Xiao, but by the mistress of this place. I am her son-in-law and a junior, so I have to avoid her name. I can only tell you that she is the first disciple of the Palace Master of Wushuang Palace, and your senior sister." Xiang Yuan said slowly.

Boom!
When Xiang Yuan was halfway through his words, thunder exploded in Xiao Lingyue's ears. Her eyes were wide open the whole time. She raised her hand and pointed at Xiang Yuan. When she saw him take out another birth chart, she hurried forward and snatched it away.

"Junior brother, don't joke. This is a big matter in life. If you make me angry again, I will really be angry!" Xiao Lingyue said in a panic.

"Senior Sister, this bowl of jujube kernel and glutinous rice porridge tastes like my mother's, doesn't it?" Xiang Yuan asked back.

Xiao Lingyue retreated again and again, completely losing her composure.

Xiang Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly, stepped forward, grabbed Xiao Lingyue's hand and held it in his palm, and said with finality: "I have met my father and mother, especially my mother. She likes me very much and has already decided on this marriage."

No way, junior brother, don’t talk nonsense. Why would I get engaged to you out of the blue?

Also, I’m engaged, how come I don’t know?
Xiao Lingyue's heart was in turmoil, as if most of her souls had fled. When she came to her senses, she found herself in Xiang Yuan's arms. She pushed him away hastily and said angrily, "How can there be an engagement for no reason? You must have lied to me. Mother is also in the mansion, right? I'm going to confront her face to face."

"Sister, please stay. Don't be impatient."

"Of course you are not in a hurry. It's not you who decided... I, I..."

"Don't get me wrong, Senior Sister. What I mean is that it's not appropriate for you to go over there now. How can you explain your sudden appearance in my room so late at night?" Xiang Yuan said kindly.

It’s true. Now when I go out, I can’t explain myself even if I have a reason!
Xiao Lingyue was stunned when she heard this, and closed the half-open door. She came to Xiang Yuan in a rage, paced back and forth, and was restless.

"Sister, I know you are anxious, but please don't worry. Now that things have come to this, have a bowl of porridge made by mother to calm your nerves."

Xiang Yuan took Xiao Lingyue's hand and pressed her on the chair. The latter was at a loss and confused, being led by Xiang Yuan like a puppet, and obediently took a mouthful of porridge with the porcelain spoon.

It smells so good, it’s definitely my mother’s cooking.

No, who are you calling mother? Is that your mother?
Xiao Lingyue glared at Xiang Yuan, wishing she could castrate him and send him to the palace. She lowered her voice and said, "What's going on? Why do you also call me mother? Don't even mention the so-called engagement. I don't acknowledge it!"

"Senior sister just mentioned the parents' orders."

"That was just now!"

Xiao Lingyue's face turned red and she entered into unreasonable mode, without any of the dignity of a senior sister.

"Senior sister looks pretty when she's angry."

"Shut up and stop talking nonsense!"

Xiao Lingyue was so angry that she stamped her feet: "Hurry up and tell me what's going on. What happened?"

"That year, Xiang was fifteen, in Fengxian, Dezhou, and met Brother Xiao..."

"I don't want to hear this!"

"That's probably not possible. The story begins here. It's the source of all evil. Ugh, it's the starting point of karma..."

"I don't want marriage!"

"Junior brother, you are talking about karma, the starting point of cause and effect."

"..."

"After meeting Brother Xiao, we became close friends and sworn brothers. Every time he invited me to a brothel, I politely declined. He saw that I was not interested in women and was a good man worthy of support, so he took the initiative to mention you, Senior Sister, and tried to bring us together..."

Brother-in-law, after much thought, I can only let you suffer a little!
Xiang Yuan first mourned for Xiao He for 0.25 seconds, and then continued: "The entanglement between me and my senior sister cannot be explained in a few words, so I will not repeat it here. During my travels, I caught a rapist in Yuliu County and met our mother..."

Don’t talk nonsense, she is my mother!
Xiao Lingyue couldn't listen any longer and interrupted with gritted teeth: "What nonsense are you talking about? How could I possibly meet my mother when I'm catching a rapist?"

"What if that rapist is our father?" Xiang Yuan asked back.

That makes sense!

Xiao Lingyue stood there in shock, not knowing how to refute for a moment, and said dryly: "My father, not your father, don't call me that."

"It is indeed my father. He not only recognized me as his son-in-law, but also adopted me as his adopted son. My mother only got this birth chart after seeing him nod." Xiang Yuan said, and took out another piece of white paper.

Where did you get so many copies? How many copies did you copy? Give me the one for mother!
Xiao Lingyue raised her hand to grab it, but when she learned that Xiao Yan approved of it and Cheng Yuling's marriage was arranged and her parents had agreed to it, she became angry and annoyed, and felt so ashamed and angry that her ears turned red.

"Sister, you are so beautiful."

"Don't say it!"

How could I not say it? It's such a great opportunity. If I miss it, I'll never have it again.

Xiang Yuan finished telling the story of how he met his father-in-law and mother-in-law. With the birth date and horoscope as evidence, it was really his parents' order. Xiao Lingyue could deny it, but she could not deny its existence.

Upon hearing that Cheng Yuling was injured, Xiao Lingyue did not dare to delay and got up to go visit her.

After two steps, she returned like a ghost and said expressionlessly, "You, didn't mess around when you were healing mother's wounds, did you?"

Xiang Yuan shook his head like a rattle: "Except for the time when I was treating my senior sister, I didn't offend anyone else. Mother even praised me for being a decent child!"

You are lying. You have...

Xiao Lingyue gritted her teeth in hatred and decided to talk about this matter later. The most urgent thing was to go visit her mother first.

"Senior sister, please stay!"

"what happened again!!"

Xiao Lingyue turned back angrily, drew his sword, and wailed in his heart, as if he was ready to die together with Xiang Yuan.

"Sister, you should prepare your words before meeting mother. Otherwise, when she asks you, you will be in a state of confusion and unable to explain clearly."

"What is there to explain? You are just talking nonsense. I have explained it clearly. How can mother not believe it?"

"Excuse me, mother really doesn't believe it."

Xiang Yuan looked helpless. He raised his hand to open his collar, revealing the teeth marks on his right shoulder.

Xiao Lingyue, the evidence is irrefutable, what else can you say?
"..."

Goo, kill me.

No, I killed you!

(End of this chapter)