This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 149 Open your mouth, I want to spit out the grape skins

Chan'er refused the title of White Turtle and seriously suspected that Xiang Yuan was making it up and was deliberately making fun of her by relying on his intelligence advantage.

Okay, okay, I’ll break your legs and then teach you how to wag your tail!
After returning to Qianyuan Realm, Chaner had no worries. He squinted his eyes and was about to use a charm to charm Xiang Yuan, making him kneel at his feet and be a loyal and obedient dog.

"Hello, is this Senior Sister Bailong? Yes, it's me, Junior Brother Baihu. What a coincidence, Baifeng is here too!"

Xiang Yuan took out the jade disk and placed it next to his ear. While touching Chan'er's head, he said, "Junior Sister Baigui is already in place. She's doing okay, but she's a little arrogant... I know. If she messes up, you'll naturally have a way to take the jade disk back and cut off her chance to travel the heavens."

Chaner's face turned dark, he snorted twice, and when Xiang Yuan was not paying attention, he stepped hard on him.

Damn bastard, how many secrets does Yanfumen have!
Chan'er didn't believe it at first. Not a word of truth came from Xiang's mouth. If she believed him, she would have a child next year. But the jade disc was glowing, showing another effect. She had to believe it even if she didn't want to.

At least, there is no doubt that Xiang Yuan can get in touch with Bai Long and Bai Feng.

"Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered that Yanfumen has another effect..."

Xiang Yuan put down the phone and squinted at Chan'er: "Someone like me can not only get in touch with Bai Long and Bai Feng thousands of miles away, but also open the door and call you two over. How about that, isn't it amazing?"

"Uncle Xiang, please forgive me for my narrow vision. I don't think it's that serious. If someone really wants to harm you, like Zener, at such a close distance, I guarantee that person will be dead before you even open the door." Zener was worried and sighed.

"It's okay. Bai Long and Bai Feng will avenge me. I won't be alone on the road to the underworld."

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There are too many secrets in Yanfumen, and Chaner is eager to know them. She also knows that Xiang Yuan can only control her with the information from Yanfumen, and she will not reveal them easily.

"Uncle Xiang, it's really tiring to keep calculating like this. Chan'er makes a promise to you that he won't do anything to you. How about we be honest with each other?"

"Let's talk about it later."

Xiang Yuan shrugged. If he could exploit the loophole in the oath, then Chaner could certainly do it too. Only a madman would believe in an oath without any basis.

"Then Chan'er will make a deal with you. I will provide the rare treasures you want in exchange for information about the Yanfu Sect." Chan'er gave in. She really wanted to subdue Xiang Yuan and use him for her own benefit. If possible, it didn't matter if she suffered a little loss.

Xiang Yuan fell silent upon hearing this. During these days together, the demon girl's attitude towards him had indeed improved, but he did not believe that the Yellow Spring Saint, who had reincarnated many times, was a good woman. He firmly believed that she was scheming and that her softening attitude was only for other purposes.

But if the stalemate continues, the witch will get angry and he will be the only one who will be in trouble.

Handing over the information about Yanfumen to ease the relationship is even worse. He said he was confident that the witch hadn't stuffed meatballs into his mouth yet, precisely because he had the key information.

To be honest, if it has no value, I will be straight for the rest of my life.

"Uncle Xiang, after all, you still don't believe in Zener." Zener sighed softly.

"I really don't believe it."

Xiang Yuan shook his head slightly: "I only know that you are living outside to avoid your enemies, and you chose to live in Yaba Village to be my neighbor, so that you can use me as a shield in times of crisis. I am no match for your enemies, and they will definitely lead to the person behind me."

Chaner did not comment, but said, "After all, Chaner and Uncle Xiang have lived and died together, and more than once, and we have both been disciples of 'her'. We will meet each other often in the future. If we are on guard against each other, if there is a powerful enemy again, we will be the only ones who will suffer."

It made sense, Xiang Yuan did not refute it, and said clearly: "My strength does not allow me to trust you completely. When our strength is equal, it will not be too late to trust you."

When he was weak, Xiang Yuan dared to feed him meatballs. Now that their strengths were equal, Chan'er didn't even dare to imagine what Xiang Yuan would feed him.

She snorted coldly, and a ray of white light flashed in her eyes. The charming and powerful soul pressed down, fixing Xiang Yuan in place and unable to move.

Chan'er had seen Xiang Yuan's strange methods, and he had repeatedly ignored the secret techniques and magic weapons targeting the Yuanshen. She was not sure whether Xiang Yuan had been tricked, so she said slowly: "Uncle Xiang is afraid to trust Chan'er because of his low strength. This is actually simple. I know a good place that can help you enter the Xiantian period in the shortest time..."

She took two steps forward, raised her head slightly and looked into Xiang Yuan's eyes.

Xiang Yuan: (﹃)
Looking at this pair of pure eyes without any impurities, Chaner was speechless to the extreme, and couldn't help but raise his hand to support his forehead: "Uncle Xiang, Chaner used the charm technique. Do you understand the charm technique? It's not this kind of reaction."

Forget it, as long as you are happy!
Xiang Yuan's temperament was too outstanding. He could lower the IQ of the whole audience just by standing still. Chan'er had to turn his head away and said to the air: "When you step into the Xiantian realm, Chan'er will not be able to do anything to you. Once you have the confidence, you will naturally choose to believe me."

After he finished speaking, silver-white chains emerged from under his feet, wrapped Xiang Yuan up like a dumpling, and headed straight towards southern Xinjiang.

Behind, Senior Zhuang followed, jumping and skipping.

Seeing Senior Jiang following closely behind, it can be known that Xiang Yuan was not at all charmed. Or, in other words, before being tricked, the funny guy sacrificed his calmness to save himself.

When dealing with Xiao Lingyue, being calm and thin-skinned is not enough. When dealing with Chaner, being calm and timid is also not suitable. Only the funny and unique thinking can make up for the gap in strength, and he can keep getting back the upper hand with his tricks.

Chaner knew that Xiang Yuan was not captured by her, and was willing to leave with her only after hearing about the benefits, so she did not stop Senior Jiang from following.

Halfway through the journey, they entered the edge of southern Xinjiang. Chan'er couldn't blatantly swing the chain, so he put Xiang Yuan on Senior Zombie's back and ordered, "You control the zombies and follow me. Opportunities don't come easily, so cherish them if you want to become stronger."

As she spoke, she disappeared into the darkness without looking back. Her white dress seemed to blend into the moonlight and became difficult to detect.

Senior Zhuang followed behind the other party, and Xiang Yuan on his back narrowed his eyes slightly, curious about what Zener meant by opportunity.

He has the Yamafu Sect, so escaping is not a problem. At worst, he can summon Xiao Lingyue...

By the way, who is more powerful, Xiao Lingyue or Chaner?
Xiang Yuan thought about it for a while. Judging from the performance of both sides, Xiao Lingyue had a hard time beating the two bald guys, while Chaner was not at a disadvantage in fighting Zhang Xinyuan and You Shanxian alone. It should be that the latter's methods were more powerful.

But the world of no life is the world of no life, and the world of Qianyuan is different. The laws of heaven and earth of the two are different, and they have no absolute reference value. Whoever is more powerful will have to meet and fight.

Come on, Senior Sister Bailong, if you can’t win, your favorite Junior Brother Baihu will be snatched away by the witch.

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In the countryside of southern Xinjiang, Zener stopped at a manor.

Xiang Yuan had seen a similar manor before. The last time he and Xiao He were kidnapped, the same process was followed.

Without hesitation, he decisively changed his face into that of an ordinary passerby.

Chaner led Xiang Yuan and Senior Jiang into the manor. After a moment, the lights came on and more than a dozen beautiful women came out and bowed to pay homage to the Holy Lady of Huangquan.

The woman in the lead was extremely beautiful. Xiang Yuan had also seen Yushengfang, the courtesan, and Baoqin. "Your subordinate greets the Saint Lady."

Baoqin bowed and saluted with an extremely humble attitude. As Chaner's number one personal maid and lackey, she was very afraid of this capricious master.

"Prepare the carriages and horses. I am going to Dilong Fort."

In front of the servants, Chaner, the Saint of the Yellow Springs Dao, was full of majesty, with a noble and cold temperament. Every movement and every word of hers was full of absolute authority that could not be challenged. There was no trace of her previous malicious and cute look.

Although small, she has an unhurried elegance and a very mature demeanor, as if she was born with an awe-inspiring aura worthy of her practice in many reincarnations.

Baoqin was curious about who the zombie-faced person next to the saint was, and who the stupid guy on the zombie's back was. She wanted to ask, but didn't dare to say much, and ordered people to prepare the carriage immediately.

He took a sudden look and let out a light exclamation.

Is this an illusion? The Saint seems to have gained weight?
Chaner glared at Baoqin fiercely and said, "You are the coachman, traveling with me. Last time, you lost the son of King Zhao. If you make a big mistake again this time, I will not forgive you easily."

Baoqin explained tremblingly: "Saint Lady, last time I captured the son of King Zhao and a human medicine, but I didn't know that the bandit problem in the surrounding area was serious, so I..."

"I don't want to hear these explanations. If it doesn't work, it won't work. There will be a next time..."

Zener raised his lips and said, "I feel pity for your beautiful face. I am also very happy. I can arrange a marriage for you and let you serve a dog."

Baoqin's face turned pale and he quickly apologized, saying that there would not be a next time. He also said that he had prepared a plan and that he would be able to succeed if he kidnapped Xiao He again.

"No need, the son of King Zhao is no longer of much use."

Chan'er snorted coldly. The last time she returned from the mine, after hearing Baoqin's explanation of the whole cause and effect, she guessed who the person traveling with Xiao He was.

Thinking back, on the night when she first met Xiang Yuan, the latter was disguised as a disciple of Jile Dao, and he was accompanied by a man who had some impressive means and managed to escape from her hands.

Some of King Zhao's sons might be useless, but Xiao He is definitely not one of them. This boy is patient and cunning, and he is most likely a move made by King Zhao in southern Xinjiang.

It was very strange. According to her understanding of the Western Chu court, King Zhao Xiao Yan was appointed as the Grand Chancellor of Guanshan Road, in charge of all affairs of the eight states. Although he was very close to southern Xinjiang, his target was not the evil demons in southern Xinjiang, but the Tianjian Pavilion after the Tianzong was divided into three parts.

To resist foreign aggression, we must first stabilize the internal situation. Now is not the time for the court to provoke the evil spirits in southern Xinjiang.

These issues are too far away from Chaner, so he doesn't think about them too much for the time being. He thinks that he can find a way to open up Western Chu through Xiang Yuan, and kidnapping Xiao He is purely superfluous.

……

The carriage was ready, Baoqin put on a black robe and drove the carriage himself.

Senior Zhuang was stuffed into a wooden box and tied to the back of the carriage.

This carriage was expensive and had the Dilongbao logo on it, which was enough to ensure smooth trade on the first half of the southern Xinjiang trade route.

The interior decoration of the carriage is extremely luxurious. The soft couches and cushions are mostly covered with fine silk or brocade, embroidered with exquisite patterns and designs such as dragons and phoenixes, flowers, and cloud patterns. They are brightly colored and soft to the touch.

There are also precious furs laid out as carpets, and the tea table is placed with incense boxes, tea sets, fruit plates, and several books about the customs and culture of southern Xinjiang.

There is a lot of space, especially the tea table. If you push away the clutter on top, there is enough space to place the Zener and the baoqin side by side.

Xiang Yuan: (﹃)
"Stop pretending. I know you haven't been charmed." Zener leaned against the couch cushion, supporting his chin with one hand. The curve of his waist was clearly visible in this posture.

Xiang Yuan turned a blind eye. The seductress's ability to flaunt her beauty was average, with neither measure nor shame.

Ordinary stuff!
Chan'er looked unhappy. Seeing Xiang Yuan acting crazy and stupid, he got angry. He picked up the grapes from the fruit plate and stuffed them into his mouth: "Speaking of which, Uncle Xiang should thank me. I have suppressed the information about you and the son of King Zhao for you."

Xiang Yuan: (﹃)
"No one outside can hear what's happening in the carriage, so you don't have to pretend."

Chaner put one foot on Xiangyuan's leg and spat out the grape skins: "It's okay if you like to pretend, but massage my feet, don't use too much force!"

Xiang Yuan quickly grabbed Chaner's outstretched foot, stripped off his shoes and socks, held it in his hand to play with it, no, he gently kneaded it.

He knew about undercover work, this was not his first time. Xiao He had passed on his experience to him early on, telling him that joining the Imperial City Bureau meant putting his personal safety and comfort aside.

Be prepared to face challenges and dangers anytime and anywhere.

Some challenges are not only physical torture, but also mental torment. In this case, you must learn to be patient. Even if your heart is full of grievances and dissatisfaction, you must not show it in the slightest.

Because it is related to the success or failure of the mission, and even to the life safety of yourself and your companions.

Simply put, you have to walk on thin ice and dance on the edge of a knife. No matter how great the injustice or how unbearable the humiliation is, you have to endure it!
Xu Jixian did a very good job in this regard.

Xiang Yuan deeply agreed with this, so even if the witch asked him to massage her feet, or even if she spit grape skins into his mouth, he would force himself to swallow them down with tears of blood.

Being an undercover agent is not shabby at all.

Well, the feet are nice, each toe is crystal clear and full of color, like little grapes, and feels great.

Xiang Yuan: (﹃)
"It's so itchy. Do you know how to massage my feet? I don't have any strength at all."

Chaner's feet felt numb and sore, and she felt that her little feet were completely different in Xiang Yuan's hands than in Baoqin's hands. She retracted her feet and hid them, then looked at Xiang Yuan who was still acting crazy and stupid, and became even angrier.

"You like to pretend, don't you? Let's see how long you can keep pretending!"

She snorted coldly and put a grape into her mouth: "Come closer and open your mouth. I want to spit out the grape skin."

"..."

No way, you are serious.

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