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Chapter 501 When the fake is true, the truth is also false

It turns out that all the so-called games for choosing the groom today were just extras added by the production team to pad out the runtime.
Otherwise, how could we extend the content of one episode into two episodes?
After a lot of dawdling, the remaining two parts involved dancing and choosing gifts.

In the end, they "difficultly" chose a groom.

That's right.
"Wow! It's actually a powerful immortal! I never expected that!"

"Yes, yes, what a pleasant surprise!"

"At first, I really couldn't continue this line of dialogue. Did we really have to say it like this?" Lu Han said with a laugh.

At this moment, Deng Chao blurted out, "When that girl was choosing a gift just now, her acting was so fake. She actually pretended to think about it for a while. I should have just bought her a naan!"

"Is it possible that even if the immortal bought a naan bread, the person would still like it very much?" Tian Yu casually revealed the truth.

"Makes sense!"

Nazha remained completely unmoved by the group of "hooligans" making crazy jokes.

Right now, she's holding flowers, sitting next to Bai Liang with a grin, her big eyes staring straight at him.

As I watched, I started to laugh.

The next second, Deng Chao, who appeared out of nowhere, started dubbing in a high-pitched voice: "You're doomed, you've fallen in love."

"oops!"

Startled, Nazha almost slapped him across the face.

Luckily, Bai Liang reacted quickly, otherwise that sleazy Deng Chao would have had several handprints on his face.

Afterwards, to prevent her little hands from "indiscriminately attacking" again, Bai Liang had no choice but to offer his arm for her to hold.
They called it "sealing off" her restless hands.

Other guests: It must be really difficult for you to find such an outrageous reason!
When the wedding day actually arrives, won't these two just be unable to resist kissing?
"The next step."

Sitting on a minibus dressed up as a wedding car, running around and playing various games, Nazha was initially a little anxious. Why waste so much time on these "useless segments"?
It seems that the production team had figured out her true nature by this point.

The director's words, "This is all preparation for the wedding," immediately put Nazha at ease.

After a day of recording, Nazha showed no signs of fatigue. As soon as she returned to the hotel, she was eager to find Bai Liang to talk to. She didn't know what to say, but she just wanted to find something to talk about!
I'm getting married tomorrow!

As soon as I stepped out, I was blocked and forced to come back.
After seeing who was blocking her way, Nazha was both happy and a little nervous.

She looked like a little girl caught doing something wrong by her parents.

To be precise, it felt more like the feeling of secretly registering your household registration without your family's knowledge and then getting caught.

"elder sister?!"

Bai Liang: Huh? Where's my "wife"?

The guests of Wuha were preparing to have dinner together that evening, but when he went to look for Nazha, he found that no one was in the room.

Fortunately, they were able to get in touch by phone, and the other party pitifully said that they had been "kidnapped".

Just from that one sentence, Bai Liang almost turned into someone who said, "I don't eat beef," but thankfully, Na Zha followed up with, "Come pick me up early tomorrow."

All I can say is that this wedding is getting more and more real.

This gave Deng Chao and the others a slightly different feeling.

So, during the late-night snack, Deng Chao casually asked, "Shall we come serious tomorrow, or cheerful?"

His question was practically a direct inquiry: Are you two serious or just kidding?

Although it's a TV show being recorded, things have gotten so messy that it's hard to tell what's real and what's fake.

However, Bai Liang's answer was also interesting: "At the Xinjiang wedding, the dancing never stopped; the more serious they were, the happier they were."

Makes sense!
Thankfully it was a wedding in Xinjiang, so the wedding was completed amidst laughter and dancing.
"So, are we going to film our late-night snack too? This wasn't paid for."

Bai Liang glanced at the cameraman from the program crew next to him and asked curiously.

The cameraman shrugged and said, "I used to work in wedding photography. The director asked me to use my past skills to shoot more footage before and after the wedding."

Awesome!
The production team is getting too into character. They're practically playing the role of a wedding planning company, aren't they?

By now, even the other guests have become a little excited, because the wedding is becoming more and more like a real event.

But they discovered that Bai Liang, the person in question, remained calm as if he had been married ten or eight times.

He didn't seem nervous at all.
Deng Chao and other experienced people wanted to criticize him, saying, "Why are you so 'out of character'?"

Compared to how easily you could tell how nervous and happy she was before, he seemed far too calm.

However, by the next day, that thought had completely vanished.

When Deng Chao and the others arrived at Bai Liang's room, ready to start recording today's wedding special, they found that the place was already bustling with activity.

A professional team is ready!
There were people in charge of makeup and hairstyling, people in charge of delivering bouquets, people in charge of delivering custom-made suits, and there was even a tailor who could alter Bai Liang's clothes on the spot!

Good heavens. Bai Liang isn't just calm, he's far too well-prepared!
Some people even recognized Ms. Yan, who is now quite famous in the industry. She actually came all the way here.

Nothing much is going on, so I'm just sitting here chatting with people with a smile.

They looked exactly like guests attending a wedding.

Even the production team was a little stunned at this moment. Hey~ isn't this what we should have prepared?
Yanzi glanced at them: "Don't bring out your low-budget version. Just be a proper wedding photography team."

It wasn't just her little Bai Ge's side that had a big entourage; Na Zha's side also had a large entourage. Yanzi really made thorough preparations for this trip, chartering a plane specifically to fly over.

"Our show is going this far?!" Deng Chao couldn't help but exclaim.

The program director didn't say a word; from this moment on, he was the head of the wedding videography team.
The development of this program is no longer under his control.

After Bai Liang combed his hair to look like an adult, put on a sharp suit, and even had his cuffs tidied up, he turned around and smiled at everyone.

"Can't we be a little more energetic? A wedding in Xinjiang is supposed to be a lively affair, don't embarrass yourselves, cheer up!"

"Go go go, let's go!" Deng Chao seemed to have been suddenly activated. He was the kind of man who could get people excited even during the Spring Festival Gala. He had just been a little dazed, but now he immediately got into character and started creating a lively atmosphere.

You know what, you need someone like him at your wedding to ensure there's never a dull moment.

The production team's preparations were not entirely in vain.

They have a dedicated atmosphere team, whose main purpose is to maximize the atmosphere of the wedding in Xinjiang!
If Bai Liang's production team was a bit dumbfounded, then Na Zha's team was utterly disillusioned.

Seeing Nazha hugging her sister and crying, the group was completely dumbfounded!

Is it real or fake?
When falsehood is taken for truth, even truth becomes falsehood? It's impossible to tell the difference, absolutely impossible!
Fortunately, the two didn't cry for too long; they only cried briefly, since Nazha insisted that her makeup couldn't be ruined.

To protect her freshly applied makeup, she even wiped her tears upwards.
Seeing this, her sister couldn't help but burst out laughing.

In "Empresses in the Palace," Consort Hua wiped away her tears like this, but that was because she was arrogant, while my younger sister did it because she loved beauty.

As for why I was crying just now~
Because the older sister always felt that this might really be her younger sister's wedding, she could only pretend it was real.
Even though it's fake, what if it turns out to be real later?

Right now, Bai Liang and the others are still on the bus going over the wedding procedures.

What to do first, and what to do next.
"Teacher Bai is really strict!"

"Of course it has to be strict. It's a wedding, you know. Most girls only have one wedding like this in their lives," Bai Liang said casually.

The director quietly decided to cut that line out of the final cut.

It's already too real! There's no need for any elements to increase the audience's sense of immersion; now we have to find a way to make this wedding look "a little fake."

"arrive!"

"Everyone, get ready, let's get hyped!"

"Oh oh oh~"

From the moment they got off the bus, this large group of people kept making noise.

The atmosphere was instantly electric from the moment the bride arrived!

A wedding in Xinjiang is an absolute paradise for people who want to have sex, but a hell for people who want to have sex.

Fortunately, the guests were all from the entertainment industry, so none of them were intimidated by the occasion.

Some of the people scattering flowers, spraying confetti, and playing musical instruments on the spot were arranged by the production team, while others were arranged by Yanzi herself.
As they arrived at the door of Nazha's private room, the applause and cheers never stopped.

If you were to play a wedding march that's popular on TikTok at this moment, it would feel quite fitting.

Director: It will be dubbed in post-production~
Then they started dancing outside the private room.

Deng Chao completely let loose, like he'd unlocked some kind of limiter, and was way more hyped up than the Xinjiang brothers who were responsible for creating a lively atmosphere.

The following activities are actually similar to those at mainland Chinese weddings: blocking the door and giving out red envelopes.
Bai Liang took the "hard-earned money" that Deng Chao and the others had earned from their work and stuffed it into the box with great generosity.

This time, there really wasn't a single drop left; Deng Chao and the others were completely drained.

However, just as everyone was about to rush in after the door was fully pushed open, Bai Liang, who was standing at the front, suddenly stopped.

Because Naza's sister was standing in front of him at that moment, looking at him with a half-smile.

The scene suddenly fell silent.

Good grief, so he's going to have to get past his sister-in-law? But Bai Liang's smile didn't fade as he "bravely" stared back at his sister.

A few seconds later, the older sister smiled and gently stepped aside.

The previously suppressed heated atmosphere erupted again, like a volcanic eruption.

At this point, Bai Liang wasn't walking on his own anymore; he was practically being pushed and shoved all the way to Na Zha's side.

The bride, dressed in her wedding gown, had been waiting for a long time.

The bride's nervousness was evident from her two tightly clasped hands.
Kneel on one knee and present flowers.
The atmosphere reached its peak when Nazha accepted the flowers from Bai Liang and hugged them to his arms.
They felt a buzzing sound in their ears, and the two of them had to get very close to each other's ears to speak.

The wedding in Xinjiang was so lively! A huge group of people in front of us started dancing!

Welcome, friends and guests!

The emcee, the banquet hall, the live band performance, and the large group of relatives and friends, both real and fake—all of this made it a truly authentic wedding.

"Xiao Bao, I feel like I'm dreaming. Is this real?"

Before the ceremony, Nazha held Bai Liang's hand tightly, no longer calling him "Mr. Han"; she had completely forgotten about role-playing.

At this moment, she is Gulnazar, and no one else.

Bai Liang gently patted the back of her hand, "If a dream never ends, then it's real."

"I'm hungry~" Naza suddenly groaned.

"Didn't you have breakfast?"

"I'm wearing a wedding dress. How could I possibly eat breakfast? What if I get a little tummy?" Na Zha said, gently shaking Bai Liang's hand as she acted coquettishly as usual.

She's started treating the camera, which's right next to her, like it's just for show.

"You're so thin, you won't have a tummy even if you eat your fill. Shall I go sneak you some food?"

"Hey, it's our own wedding, don't use the word 'steal'! Why do you steal everything?"

Despite saying that, Bai Liang still sneaked out and made a naan for Na Zha.

Of course, it's not a whole naan; it's torn into pieces, which makes it quite convenient to eat.

There's no way around it; anyone who's been married knows that while the guests are full, it's incredibly difficult for the bride and groom to get even a bite to eat.

A wedding is mainly sustained by spiritual nourishment.

After taking a few bites to tide him over, Nazha naturally stuffed the rest into Bai Liang's mouth.
The cameraman from the program crew who was filming them was already thinking about whether he should disappear for a while.

Is this even allowed to air?

"Oh dear, you're sweating!"

"There's no way around it, I've been jumping all the way here, and this Xinjiang wedding requires quite a bit of physical strength."

"So, can you still hold on?"

"If I can't hold on..."

"We have to hold on, even if we can't!" Nazha said fiercely.

"Just kidding, you have to trust my stamina, it's just a wedding."

"Can you handle another match?" Nazha suddenly asked.

Bai Liang hadn't expected that she would set him up for another wedding in Xinjiang at a time like this? Who could it be with? It's so hard to guess!
Fortunately, he always reacts quickly, immediately stating: "I can only last one game. If it comes to another, I'll die on the spot."

"Pah! On such a joyous day, you're stealing and even slapping this blockhead three times!"

What kind of strange custom is it to slap wood?

Bai Liang obediently did as instructed, which satisfied Na Zha, who then reached out to straighten his bow tie.
Clearly, she gradually emerged from her initial nervousness and disbelief, becoming more and more immersed in the role.

The ceremony begins.

The most important part begins right away: lifting the bride's veil.

"Master, don't let your hands shake!"

"Slow down~"

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Amidst the commotion, Bai Liang controlled his pace and slowly lifted the veil.
That beautiful and charming face was very familiar, yet in this environment and setting, it felt somewhat unfamiliar.

It's okay, a kiss will make us feel familiar again.

Although it was unclear whether this was part of the wedding in Xinjiang, Bai Liang added it on his own initiative.

The touch of those slightly cool lips brought back that familiar feeling for him.
After a moment of shyness and nervousness, Naza closed her eyes, hugged his neck, and began to take the initiative.

"Wow!!!"

The atmosphere on set instantly reached a new level, and the invited "extras" were drawn into the role even more.

Is this a real wedding?!
At this point, the host brought out a silk scarf and "tied" the two of them together. This is a local custom, and it also symbolizes that the two of them will never be separated.

Production team: This is footage that can't be broadcast again. We really can't air a single bit of this.

A wedding in Xinjiang doesn't involve asking "Do you want to?"; it's all fun and excitement from beginning to end.

Dancing three times a day is definitely not just talk.

When Bai Liang slipped the silver ring he had bought onto Na Zha's hand, the atmosphere became so lively that even a real wedding might not have this absurd level of excitement, with a couple hundred people present.

Soon, surrounded by a large crowd, the bride and groom were encircled by the people.
Bai Liang's dance skills, combined with the Xinjiang dance he learned from Na Zha and another girl, were repeatedly showcased today.

"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to lose ten pounds after this wedding!" Chen Chichi looked a little exhausted, and her dancing was almost at half speed.

Looking up, I saw that Tian Yu was about to collapse, sitting there panting.

Even Deng Chao wasn't as carefree as before; he was panting heavily. Although he was high, he was still getting on in years.

Today, I felt like he was "abusing the elderly."

As Lu Han twisted his neck, he walked past Chen Chichi, casually taunting, "Is it any good?"

"You think everyone is like you, a former idol? You have amazing stamina."

"The one with the best stamina is over there~"

Chen Chichi glanced at him and, good heavens, Bai Liang was actually carrying that thing in a princess carry, making it jump around like a peacock.

However, they are still too "young"!

If so much energy is "wasted" now, what will happen during the "wedding night"?
"I need to touch up my makeup, oh dear, I need to touch up my makeup."

Compared to Bai Liang's complete integration, Na Zha, a true Xinjiang native, was finding the intensity a bit too much to handle.

She mainly couldn't stand the slightest flaw in her otherwise perfect makeup.

Fortunately, Yanzi made excellent arrangements; a makeup team was already waiting on site.

If the bride needs a touch-up, they immediately go to her and fix it so she always looks radiant.

"Um, Ms. Yan, we had originally planned to include some games in the wedding."

Under Yanzi's extremely intimidating gaze, the program director reluctantly made an "unreasonable request."

To be honest, even he himself felt that he was going against the natural order.

This is clearly their show, but now they want to add some "out-of-place" elements, and they actually have to ask for other people's opinions.

Swallow: Are you dreaming?
She would "kill" anyone who dared to disrupt the integrity of the wedding.

However, she was quite understanding, after all, the production team still needed to record footage.

"We can take more photos after the wedding."

"That's okay, that's okay."

It's really hard to say whether there are more people from the production crew or Yanzi's team on site.

The director wanted to say a few more words, but then he noticed that Yanzi had happily run over to take a photo with him.

As a result, he was pulled by the hand and jumped around with Nazha, still looking like the imposing Yan Zong from just now.

Fortunately, no matter how brilliant the fireworks are, they will eventually cool down.

This lively and extraordinary wedding in Xinjiang must eventually come to an end.

And at the end.

Everyone present shouted in unison, giving the most important cheer of the day.

"Happy wedding!"

(End of this chapter)