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Chapter 500 It's her first time getting married!
"wedding?!!!"

When Naza finally found out what the theme of this episode was, he let out a groundhog scream on the spot.

If the camera could get a close-up of her big eyes, it would definitely capture what a so-called "pupil earthquake" looks like.

And then comes the magic trick of turning a living person into a real one!

Everyone present clearly saw how Nazha's fair face gradually turned red.
It felt as if special effects had been added to the whole person out of thin air.

It makes one sigh: How can the person who wrote this be so adorable?
Guests and production team: Okay, okay, it's that Zha's "acting skills" that are impossible for him to display again.

This is a truly explosive "acting performance" that she couldn't achieve even in "Intimacy," which is widely considered to be her best performance since her debut.

If this scene were in a TV series, it would probably make many girls watching the show scream along with the groundhog.

Fortunately, their appearance on the show was also captured by the cameras.

"Of course, this plan still needs your personal approval. Because it was rather last-minute, we didn't communicate with your agent beforehand. If you don't want it, we have a backup plan, and that part will be cut out."

The director started applying these patches in a perfunctory manner.

In fact, program planners rarely pull off such surprise attacks on guests. This is exactly how Han Gen and Hunan TV fell out back then.

However, no one thought that Naza would disagree.

Moreover, this plan wasn't undiscussed with her; it just wasn't discussed with her personally. It must have been communicated with her team beforehand.

However, it is quite obvious that her team, the production crew, and other guests all believe that she will definitely agree.

Nazha, of course, did not disappoint everyone.

She didn't even bother to pretend to hesitate; she simply nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

It was as if they were afraid that if they nodded too slowly, this part would be canceled.

At this moment, she couldn't help but glance at the small box containing the ring in her hand. What a coincidence!

Was it arranged in advance?

I really wanted to exchange glances with Bai Liang. With their tacit understanding, they didn't need to speak at all; they could get the answer from each other's eyes.

However, she was now somewhat afraid to look at Bai Liang.
Don't ask, the answer is that the closer you get to home, the more timid you become.

Not only did she not dare to look, she even started to mutter to herself: I can't be too obvious, I have to restrain myself, I have to restrain myself.

As a result, a very self-deceiving situation occurred on the set of the program.

Naza deliberately turned her head away from Bai Liang, but her body seemed to be fighting with her head. Her head was turned away, but she was silently closing the distance between herself and Bai Liang.

They got even closer, their hands were almost clasped together.

Production team: Is there any need to add pink effects in post-production?
Seemingly to divert attention and cover up her actions, Nazha suddenly spoke up again, "Do you know the process of a wedding in Xinjiang? I can provide some information!"

The program director said, "Don't worry, we are well prepared in this regard."

"Are you sure you don't need to? My sister has only been married for a couple of years, so I have some experience to share!"

Production team: We really don't need to.

Because they invited Sister Naza herself to provide advice and planning.

The more they thought about it, the more outrageous it seemed. Wasn't this all too real? The woman's family had even been invited over.

Were there any shows this big before?
Of course, there will definitely be games before the "formal wedding".

"Alright! Next, we need to decide on the bride and groom."

Upon hearing this, Nazha sensed something was wrong. A candidate? What candidate?
The director chuckled, "No need to say anything about the bride, we only have one girl, Nazha. As for the groom, he'll be chosen from among the male guests."

“Should I choose?” Naza interrupted directly.

"No, it will be decided through a competition of several game rounds," the director said, suppressing a laugh.

Now everyone's expressions became quite interesting!
Oh yo!

The groom isn't sure, is he?
"Doesn't that mean I also have a chance to be the groom?" Chen Chichi chimed in, joining in the fun.

He regretted it the next second, because Naza's gaze followed him like a shadow.

Chen Chichi swore he had never seen such a murderous look in someone's eyes! And most importantly, it was the look in a girl's eyes.

At this moment, Naza looked at him as if he were a dead man, as if she already wanted to bury him somewhere.

This completely shut him up from his next attempt at clown talk, and he didn't dare to say another word.

I had only one thought in my mind: This woman is crazy.
Even if you bring over Shuangzi, who is generally considered to be "crazy" long ago, Nazha's "madness" at this moment would probably be greater than the other party's!

Chen Chichi couldn't help but look at Bai Liang with sympathy: "Great Immortal, you made a bad choice. May you have good fortune and peace."

The production team didn't care about any of that, even though all the guests knew that the groom's seat was reserved for Bai Liang.

When this episode airs, viewers will know who the groom is most likely to be.

But I can't say now.

After all, you're going to play games~
And nowadays, there are still those who are "not afraid of death." Deng Chao pulled up his sunglasses, revealing a sly smile. "Let's see who has the best skills! You can be the groom, and I can be the groom. So, how are we going to compete?"

"Given that some of you are a bit too talented," the director glanced at Bai Liang, his intentions clearly directed at him, "to be fair, the first round will be a singing and dancing competition."

good good!
They specifically targeted what Bai Liang wasn't good at!
Even if it were just rock-paper-scissors, this incredibly wicked guy could probably easily sweep aside a large group.

But singing and dancing... As everyone knows, Bai Daxian can do everything, except singing and dancing.

At this event, Lu Han was once a top idol, known for his singing and dancing; Deng Chao was even more of a show-off, daring to go wild on the Spring Festival Gala; Wang Mian carried a guitar everywhere he went; Chen Chichi seemed to be the least talented, as if he couldn't do anything, but he actually has some singing skills and even appeared on "Crossover Singer".

If we're really talking about singing and dancing, Bai Liang is definitely the worst one there.

Oh right, there's also Tian Yu, but neither of them are good enough.

Nazha was now extremely anxious!
That's unfair! Why choose what he's least good at? Is the production team just picking a fight?! Is they just picking a fight?!
But when Naza had murderous intent toward the director, the other party seemed to sense it and quickly added a comment to cover it up.

"Singing and dancing are very important at a wedding in Xinjiang! There are three performances a day!"

Naza: Although I don't want to admit it, that's really the case.
hateful!

This time she couldn't hold back any longer. She turned her gaze to Bai Liang, her eyes seeming to reproach him: "It's been years, why haven't you practiced this? You're so good at everything else."
Bai Liang: What's the panic? I have a trump card!
This part is mainly about letting Deng Chao and his group get revenge for their grievances and grudges.

Who told Bai Liang to swindle their "hard-earned money" right from the start?

What goes around comes around.
For the other guests, the pre-wedding activity was to find ways to annoy Bai Liang.

After all, this is still a variety show, not a real wedding.

Some people just took it too seriously.
As the recording of the show continued, the judges entered the room!

They were all from Xinjiang.

At this moment, Nazha wanted to do something sneaky. He quietly approached a fellow villager, wanting to say something in their local dialect.
Honestly, even though encrypted calls can be used, everyone knows what she's trying to do right now.

Deng Chao immediately jumped in as a "whistleblower": "Director, she's trying to pull a fast one!"

"Nazha, don't try anything underhanded in front of us, get back to your positions!" the director shouted through a megaphone.

"I haven't been back to my hometown for so long, and I'm so happy to see everyone." Nazha's eyes widened, and her delicate and beautiful face was full of sincerity.

Director: Your acting is subpar, you're out.

Compared to her previous "acting skills," her current performance is so poor that it's almost an insult to one's intelligence.

You can't fool anyone.

After her plan to help Bai Liang get a back door was exposed, Na Zha stomped her foot in anger, her cheeks puffing up like little buns.

What should I do? Honey, please think of something!

Bai Liang: Huh? It's not over yet.
Seemingly to prevent Naza from continuing to interfere with the "competition process," the director directly arranged for two female staff members to act as her protectors, one on each side.

Look at her!
He muttered under his breath, cursing the production team in his hometown dialect.

She just wants to choose her own husband, what's wrong with that?

She has a valid reason to take this to the United Nations!

Next up is the talent show segment.

Everyone takes turns playing!

Nazha originally thought that they wouldn't be so observant, and that a token gesture would suffice.

You actually beat Bai Liang?
However, it turns out that these people are really wicked!
Deng Chao almost brought out Jiu'er's true form again, but although he didn't turn into a female version of her on the spot, he really sang and danced there without holding back at all.

Go go go~ Let's go!
Putting everything else aside, his stage presence is really great; he gets the atmosphere going so well that it's like a concert.

Following closely behind, Luhan also showed Nazha what the power of a former undisputed top idol truly meant. How about knowing him as the lead vocalist, lead dancer, and visual of a boy band that once swept across Asia?
Although he always suffered a crushing defeat when facing Bai Liang, he never lost to this guy when it came to the stage.

Full steam ahead! They're not holding back at all.

There's no laughter or jokes today, only a "desire" for victory.

The scene was exceptionally lively. Naza's expression slowly stiffened as she gripped the armrest of the chair, as if she wanted to crush the solid wood armrest.

Fortunately, Tian Yu was the next to take the stage, which made Nazha feel a little better.

Teacher Wang was very accommodating.
Tian Yu: It's not that I'm trying to give you face, it's just that I really can't do it~
If it were a live stage play performance or something, he would guarantee to unleash his full power and cover everything without discrimination.

The joy didn't last long. Chen Chichi's heartfelt Cantonese singing and Wang Mian's guitar solo immediately made Na Zha's face fall again.

None of them are good people!
She's not even as sensible as her little one!

Cats are good, people are bad!

When it was finally Bai Liang's turn to take the stage, not only the production team and guests, but even the "audience judges" present at the scene lit up with excitement.

Whether the other performers are good or not is really just for fun.

What everyone really wants to see is this "son-in-law of Xinjiang"~
Nazha was clearly overthinking things. While the production team wanted to create a good effect, they wouldn't actually go to such lengths.

If the groom hadn't been Bai Liang, the show would probably have had to be re-recorded on the spot.

However, the plot where everyone collectively let him become the groom so easily seemed a bit "bland" and not interesting enough.

Nowhere is there a more exciting story like this, where someone tries to break through the encirclement and "marry" their sweetheart.

The key to this question lies in whether Bai Liang actually has that "ability".

Not much is needed, just a little is enough. The "audience judges" on site don't need any tricks or backdoors; they'll give him points out of friendship.

Bai Liang: Fool, I've already shown off my advantages a long time ago!
"Wang Mian, can I borrow your guitar for a moment?"

"Brother Liang, you can do this too?"

"Actually, I can't play it very well. I've only learned one piece," Bai Liang said frankly.

"Great!" Na Zha praised without hesitation, as if he hadn't heard Bai Liang's comment that "the playing was just so-so."

Actually, he wasn't making things up. He had only been learning this stuff for a few days, but his super brain and incredibly coordinated limbs allowed him to learn everything very quickly.

The guitar isn't a particularly difficult instrument.

Of course, this isn't the real trump card; the real trump card is...
Here's a song from Xinjiang for everyone.

Most viewers at home probably wouldn't understand, but the audience judges on set were very friendly.

My guitar playing is so-so, my singing is so-so, but that doesn't matter, because the judges aren't professionals either.

People are mainly just enjoying the spectacle and expressing their goodwill.

Even if the show airs later, viewers who don't understand the lyrics will still be able to feel this sentiment.

"The Immortal is cheating again." Deng Chao shook his head helplessly and sighed when Bai Liang was singing halfway through the song.

This outrageous linguistic talent is simply too unfair.
You play the game of skills with others, but they play the game of emotions with you. Who can compete with that?
"I'm completely convinced," Lu Han said with emotion.

Honestly, he has a really strange feeling right now.

That means if Bai Liang is also interested in singing and dancing, he would likely be completely outmatched in that area.
Without a doubt, if Bai Liang still loses after using all these tricks, then there will be a real "behind-the-scenes manipulation".

Winning in this way would convince everyone, including the audience of the show afterwards.

However, the production team clearly still had work to do.
"Next step."

"There's another part?! I've been putting up with you for so long!"

If Zha refuses to continue, and Bai Liang has already won, how can there be any other stages?

He jumped out, looking like he was about to explode at the director on set.

Look where this is! This is Xinjiang! It's her hometown~
And there were so many fellow villagers there too.

If you're pushed too far, they might just call for a group to beat you up!
She absolutely cannot let anyone bully her in her hometown!
The director genuinely felt a sense of threat to his life, but being afraid of death is not Chinese!
Actually, there are two more steps.

"two?!"

"Nazha, calm down. After the show is over, let's sneakily put a sack on him. I've been wanting to do this for a long time."

"Yes, yes, we've even prepared sacks. Just give the order and we'll start fighting."

Deng Chao and the others quickly stepped forward to "mediate the fight," and were fortunate enough to calm down the enraged Nazha.

At this point, the production team had already decided to add the disclaimer "For entertainment purposes only, please do not imitate" in post-production.

The director wiped the sweat from his brow and quickly explained the next two segments.

It's actually quite simple. One option is to learn some local dances, and the other is to have everyone buy gifts. This is the most subjective part; the gifts will be scored according to the bride's own preferences.

Nazha felt much better after that.

Hey, she taught Bai Liang dance at Xinjiang Dance Academy!
As for gifts?

Hey!
She has a ring in her pocket right now!
However, it was Deng Chao and the others who were left with stiff expressions.

Even so, the director still didn't let them off the hook, saying, "The wedding is tomorrow night, so you'll have to work after you buy the gifts."

"You can't expect us to work to pay for the wedding banquet, can you?!" Lu Han couldn't help but ask.

"If you can't afford it, you can just earn some money to buy things for the wedding," the production team said very "thoughtfully."

Nima!

The guests instantly broke down.

This is practically treating them like Japanese people.

"Nazha, let's do it. You give the order, and I'll lead the charge. Let's give the director a beating to liven things up."

"Yes! I can't stand it anymore! It's too much! We even have to work!"

"."

Just as the crowd was getting excited, Nazha suddenly "betrayed" them.

Where is this? Her hometown!
With her around, no one can touch our dear director!

"I think the director has a point. Thanks everyone for your hard work!"

"Nazha, you weren't like this just now."

“It’s her first time getting married~” Naza blinked playfully.

Blanch!
The final episode was almost too good.

But it's a wedding~
If someone is responsible for a glamorous, happy, and fulfilling life, then someone else must bear the burden and move forward.

At this point, no one could see any trace of Nezha's earlier "furious" demeanor; after all, she was the one responsible for happiness and fulfillment.
One can only sigh at how fickle women are!

But what Naza said was also quite interesting.

Is this her first marriage?
Where did that most important prefix, "in the program," go?

Those who understood smiled knowingly, but no one said it aloud.

However, Lu Han suddenly noticed that Bai Liang was deep in thought, seemingly lost in thought.

"What are you thinking about?"

"I'm pondering a very important question that's been bothering me a bit," Bai Liang said, scratching his head.

"Is there still a problem bothering you?" Lu Han asked curiously.

“I have a friend named Wang Yanlin who is getting married next year. He said he wanted me to be his best man.”

“You can be it then,” Lu Han said casually.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong and stared wide-eyed at Bai Liang, "What were the requirements for being a best man again?"

Bai Liang shrugged, making a little bear shape with his hands. "Unmarried~"

This is just great!

Is he still allowed to be the best man?
Nazha: Of course not!

(End of this chapter)