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Chapter 491 A salute to the birth of the king!
"You haven't done anything illegal, have you?"

After witnessing Bai Liang's entire "criminal process," Lu Han couldn't help but ask this question.

"What are you talking about? How could I break the law? Do you think I'm your former teammate?"

Bai Liang's casual remark left Lu Han and the production team speechless.

Brother, is this something I can say?

What could the production team do? They could only cut that part out.
Bai Liang's ability to create entertaining content on television stems partly from his willingness to say anything.

The amazing thing is that while he was "talking nonsense" on the show, he almost never attracted any negative attention.

Sometimes it's impossible to tell whether he's just saying what he really wants to say, but he's lucky and everyone is very tolerant of him; or whether he's just too intelligent and emotionally intelligent, knowing that he can say some shocking things that others wouldn't dare to say without any consequences.

Of course, there's not much difference between the two; they both demonstrate how awesome the master is.

Lu Han shook his head, automatically skipping over the part about his former teammate operating the sewing machine, and exclaimed, "You're really good at this!"

"That's what Xiaotong said too."

"what?"

"I mean, you two have similar opinions." Bai Liang patted Lu Han on the shoulder, indicating that the kid didn't need to be nervous, and that he wasn't into that kind of thing.

Lu Han: It's impossible not to be nervous!
He would really "disdain" anyone else, after all, if he didn't have that much confidence, how could he find a girlfriend in the entertainment industry?

Once a top-tier idol with an unparalleled influence, the pinnacle of pretty-boy male stars—have you heard of him?!

But what if Bai Liang already feels like he's been cuckolded?
"Brother Liang! Let's talk this out!"

"Hey~ that's not what I meant. It sounds like I'm trying to blackmail you again. I'm not that kind of person." Bai Liang waved his hand, indicating that you misunderstood and it was just a little joke.

He was actually quite self-aware. Although he had Xiaotong's contact information and they were considered friends, he only chatted with her briefly when they met at events, and they didn't keep in touch at all in private.

The chat history between the two consisted of messages like, "Hey, Brother Liang, can you help me post a promotional Weibo post? Muah!", "Brother, can you retweet my new drama's Weibo post?", and so on.

Bai Liang helped all these requests for help, and his reply was always "OK" or simply a simple "1".

It could be said that his chat logs with Huang Jingyu and Lin Genxin were more "ambiguous" than this.

Even among straight men, there are times when they can't help but act silly or even "goofy".

However, Lu Han clearly didn't think that way; he couldn't be at all at ease!

Wait a minute~ what did Bai Liang just say?

It sounds like, "You're making it sound like I'm trying to blackmail you again." That's exactly what you said!

But this sentence sounds a lot like an implication, doesn't it?

Lu Han: This bastard only ever bought me two cups of Mixue Ice Cream.
Bai Liang: Now it's three cups.

He just used the money he earned from the US to order several cups of milk tea, one for each guest.

"By the way, ask Wang Mian what flavor he drinks," Bai Liang asked while ordering milk tea.

There are currently four guests in the Five Ha guests group, and Tian Yu will likely join them today, bringing the total to five.

Bai Liang was quite familiar with Tian Yu and others, and he had drunk with Chen Chichi, whom he had less contact with, twice, so they were practically friends.

He really didn't recognize Wang Mian; I think he was a stand-up comedian?
When we had dinner yesterday, the other person wasn't very noticeable, mainly because we weren't familiar with each other. After exchanging greetings, we didn't talk much.

“Okay.” Lu Han picked up his phone and texted Wang Mian to ask, then suddenly realized something was wrong, “Aren’t you going to ask the others?”

“I know what everyone else’s tastes are like,” Bai Liang said casually.

"What? You know about everyone?" Lu Han asked incredulously.

Bai Liang looked up at him and said, "Yeah~"

"You remember all of this?!"

"I've acted with Brother Chao before, and I've had drinks with Chen He twice. I even ordered milk tea that time, and I saw the flavor he chose for himself. As for Tongtong and Xiaotian, there's not much to say. Brother Tianyu is also an acquaintance of mine. Do you have any questions now?"

There were no more doubts. Lu Han just felt that this guy was rather inhuman.

How could anyone possibly remember so many people's milk tea flavors?!

However, from this perspective, it's understandable why he was able to charm a complete stranger who was offering companionship.

Everyone says details are important. This is damn detailed!

I'm convinced! I'm truly convinced! I'm completely convinced.

"Master, you're a real freak."

"I just have a slightly better memory than you, it's not that exaggerated," Bai Liang said modestly.

"It's not the same thing!"

Seeing that Lu Han was still going to sigh and praise, Bai Liang couldn't help but say, "Afei, you need to act like a man, not a sissy."

"Are you going to scold me again?"

"Hey, getting impatient? Do you know who I've said that to before? You're only the second person to receive this treatment."

Although Lu Han had a feeling that Bai Liang was probably up to no good, she couldn't help but ask, "Who else did you mention?"

"Wu Jing".

Hey ~
Upon hearing this, Lu Han genuinely felt that it was alright, not an insult.

Bai Liang: You silly roe deer, you're still laughing after being scolded? I'll scold you again next time~
Afterwards, the two played games for a while before taking the milk tea to "reward the troops".

There was no other way; the gold coins contributed by the US were enough to feed these two people. It was impossible for them to continue working. They might as well drink milk tea and watch how others suffered.

When Wang Mian and Chen Chichi were found on a film set, these two poor guys were busy as spinning tops.

It seems like I'm working as a production assistant on a film set, but you could also say I'm doing odd jobs. I do everything: setting up the set, moving equipment, finding props, serving the actors, and sometimes even acting as a security guard to maintain order.

The workload was immense.

Of the several groups of workers, their workload was the heaviest.

When these two saw Bai Liang and Lu Han carrying milk tea, their eyes looked like those of disaster victims seeing the government's relief grain.

"Brother Liang, you actually remembered what flavor of milk tea I drank? I'm so touched!" Chen Chichi said with some emotion after receiving the milk tea. He even changed his address for Bai Liang from "Great Immortal" to "Brother Liang." Then, the next second, he transformed into Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "If I were a woman, I would definitely want to marry you."

“Then Brother He will have to wait in a really long line~” Wang Mian added with a grin.

"When you get to France, please say hello to the people there for me."

"With whom?"

“Following Zhang Yuqi.”

"Hahahaha~"

Speaking of Zhang Yuqi, people casually mentioned "Sisters Who Make Waves." The show is about to end, and the sisters are about to "officially debut," igniting the summer with a fresh new look!
Currently, the debate about who should debut and who shouldn't is quite heated online, almost rivaling that of serious talent shows like "Produce 101" and "Youth With You".

The sheer amount of buzz generated by these "old women" is evident.

Chen Chichi and the others were also curious about who the final seven members would be.
Bai Liang certainly couldn't reveal this, even though he already knew the list.

One of the bottom lines of being a decent human being is not to be a spoiler.

After delivering the "supplies," Bai Liang and Lu Han didn't stay long at the film set. They immediately went to find Deng Chao and the others at the Hengdian Imitation Show.

That impersonation show is where various talents imitate celebrities, usually starting with their roles in works.

It's quite interesting. It seems there are even actors playing Deng Chao and the Empress on set. The production team is trying to pull off a fake version of the real thing.

However, by the time they got closer, the fake Deng Chao and the empress had already finished their performance and left the stage, but it was Li Yitong's turn to go on stage.
"Who is she playing? Herself?" Lu Han asked, holding a milk tea in one hand and resting her chin on the other, her eyes full of doubt.

You can't tell, you can't tell at all.
After observing carefully, Bai Liang suddenly slammed his thigh!
The reason I slapped my thigh wasn't out of surprise, but to keep myself from laughing out loud.
Lu Han looked resentful: "Can't you hit your own thigh? That was a really strong hand, it hurts!"
He said he had just paid a "friendship fee" because Bai Liang said he was going to give the top prize to the female streamer he had previously mentioned, as a way of thanking her.

After being beaten to tears, the eagle didn't forget to reveal his identity as a streamer, seemingly trying to gain some followers.

Bai Liang has already told the "Five Ha" program team that when this episode airs, her live stream room number won't need to be blocked.

Consider it compensation for making her cry.
Lu Han said that the Go-playing female streamer was a timely help, so he couldn't be stingy. He also asked the top donor to contribute, which is how this new "friendship fee" came about.

This gave Bai Liang a strange feeling that he was being fleeced from both sides. Of course, that wasn't important. "You've already hit her, now satisfy my curiosity, who is Li Yitong playing?"

Upon hearing Lu Han's question, Bai Liang adjusted his expression slightly to avoid laughing too exaggeratedly.

But in the end, she couldn't hold back, "Hahahaha. She's playing Li Xin."

"what?!"

Lu Han couldn't hold back either, his shoulders shaking with laughter, and he gave Li Yitong a thumbs up.

You're really something, miss!

The "Sexy Chicken Sisters" are now quite famous. The group's popularity is even greater than the individual fame of the two girls. Some people who are not familiar with female celebrities may only know the "Sexy Chicken Sisters" but not know who they are.

But she played a completely different character on the show. All I can say is that Li Yitong is quite good at creating a good show effect; this young lady really went all out.

"Oh~ I know, isn't this Xue Baochai? It really is Li Xin, even their makeup is a bit similar."

By working backward from the answer, Lu Han quickly discovered various details.

To be honest, Li Yitong's performance was quite convincing.

Sure enough, she seemed to be the last one to go on stage, and Tian Yu, who was sitting there as a judge, was smiling as he gave her the highest score of the entire show!

In this celebrity impersonation contest, Li Yitong, who played Li Xin, won the final championship!

applaud!

After giving his score, Tian Yu was laughing so hard he was almost incoherent. Good heavens, the scene of Fan Ruoruo playing Lin Wan'er in front of Wang Qinian was truly breathtaking.

He didn't know what to say, so he could only say... It's so similar! It really is so similar!
The production team of "Five Ha" really knows how to make things happen. They only invited one person, but managed to create the effect of having the sexy chicken sisters reunite.

The wicked little cat plays two roles in one go!
"A performance of genius! From the Himalayas to the Mariana Trench, the news of your victory is known to all! A salute to the birth of a king!"

"Humph~"

Li Yitong took the milk tea from Bai Liang with a somewhat arrogant air, her expression even showing a hint of smugness.

While the others were still a little distance away, she covered her own microphone and Bai Liang's microphone with her hand, leaned closer and whispered, "Tonight, I'll continue playing Li Xin to make you happy, how about it?"

Bai Liang: ? ? ?
It's all in Chinese, but why can't he understand it when they're put together?

Two seconds later, he belatedly realized, "You want champagne?"

"You stinky man!"

It neither said yes nor no, so that's it.

It has to be said that Li Yitong used to be mainly cute because of her crescent-shaped eyes when she smiled, but now that she's older, she's lost some of that childishness.

Basically, it's the difference between a cute girl and a cute woman.

Women are much more attractive than girls.

A girl? Huh? Bai Liang noticed a blind spot. "Where did Little Watermelon go?"

"Have!"

Xiao Tian suddenly appeared, giving Lu Han, who was a step behind, a startling gesture with her signature cat salute.

Damn it, where did this girl come from?
But she really does look quite cute!
Lu Han just smiled at Xiao Tian, ​​and then was glared at fiercely.

He wasn't sure if he'd just been glared at; it was probably just his imagination.
At this moment, Oda was looking at Bai Liang expectantly, as if waiting for something.

Helpless, Bai Liang scratched his head and took two cups of milk tea from Lu Han. "One cup is for you, and the other is for Brother Chao. Take Brother Chao's cup to him, and then you can come back and drink your own cup."

Xiaotian: Received~
It darted away in a flash, moving like a mad rabbit.

Bai Liang now feels like an NPC; Xiao Tian just stands in front of him and he's about to give her a task.

It felt as if an exclamation mark would appear above my head.
So, could it be that Xiaotian has awakened some kind of system that allows you to complete tasks and get rewards from him?
Otherwise, why would they be so enthusiastic?
Or should we turn around and launch a sneak attack on her to test her?
Just as Bai Liang was contemplating whether or not to find an opportunity to give Xiao Tian a left hook or a scissor kick armbar, the other party had already returned after delivering the milk tea.

Meanwhile, "old man" Chao Ge, who had been left far behind by her, was walking this way with his milk tea in hand.

"Slow down. You're all sweating." Bai Liang said after handing the milk tea to Xiao Tian, ​​then casually added, "Yours is hot."

Xiao Tian, ​​who was originally elated after completing the task, suddenly froze upon hearing this, his expression turning blank, and he stood there stiffly for two seconds.

Then, blushing slightly, she whispered, "Thank you, brother~"

Li Yitong saw it all and sighed inwardly. Sometimes she had to admit that there was a reason why male foxes were so popular with girls.

Think back to when you started?
He secretly peeled plaster off her walls, bought her vitamin supplements, and remembered all her dietary restrictions and favorite flavors and dishes when they ate together. There were so many details that she couldn't even recall them all. In the years that Bai Liang had been with her, he had never made a single mistake.

Being with him, apart from the occasional intense competition from stronger or weaker rivals, and Bai Liang's occasional mischievous antics, truly provides a dual sense of physical and psychological comfort.

But Li Yitong was actually very clear that when she felt that someone was a perfect match for her in every aspect, it meant that this person's level and conditions were superior to hers in every way.

However, knowing this is useless.

They say wise people don't fall in love, but it's hard to be wise when you're with me.

Why did you two bring us milk tea?

At this moment, Deng Chao walked up while drinking milk tea and casually asked.

So Lu Han hurriedly showed off his and Bai Liang's combined achievements in the battle.

"Holy crap? How much money did you make?"

"Several thousand yuan~"

"You two went on a scam?" Deng Chao blurted out.

Lu Han thought about it. Actually, this was quite similar to fraud.

However, in order to get the broadcast aired, he explained it in a different way: "We were doing online gaming companionship, and we met a pretty rich girl who tipped us."

Eagle: I have no money.
Honestly, once she came to her senses, she even considered initiating a refund request for the minor.

But she's not a real minor, so it's pointless for her to insist she's three.

After listening to Lu Han's description, Deng Chao, this "old-fashioned" man, didn't find the story far-fetched.

Instead, she nodded, then ruthlessly exposed Lu Han, "You two earned this together? I think you're just sucking up to someone!"

"I also played a significant role," Lu Han argued.

Bai Liang nodded politely, "I can vouch for him, we really can't do without him."

"Then tell me, what is his main role? You can't just use your face to get ahead," Deng Chao said with a wicked grin.

His relationship with Lu Han and Chen Chichi is already quite good, so it's perfectly fine for him to tease them like this on the show.

“Main function.” Bai Liang fell into deep thought.

At this moment, Lu Han looked on expectantly: Brother Liang, tell me, tell me quickly.
Snapped!
Bai Liang clapped his hands, indicating that he had figured it out: "His main role was to lay a very important foundation for our gaming companion business from the very beginning, which can be considered a successful start! He deserves half the credit."

Lu Han proudly raised his head, but Deng Chao was not about to let him off the hook. "Tell me specifically what that half of the credit was?"

"It's like a buy-one-get-one-free deal when someone chooses us. Otherwise, if it weren't so cheap and offer a buy-one-get-one-free option, who would choose us as newbies?"

"Hahahaha, buy one get one free, Little Deer, you're just an extra bonus~"

Lu Han looked at Bai Liang with a helpless expression. Why did he have to tell the truth?

"I have other uses too, okay? Tell him quickly."

"It's actually just like performing crosstalk, one is the straight man and the other is the funny man. Brother Lu cooperated with me this time, and I will cooperate with him next time. We will be successful in everything we do together," Bai Liang said with a smile.

Out of consideration for the "friendship fee," he certainly gave him plenty of face, even calling him "Brother Lu."

Luhan: The most prestigious episode since my debut!
Of course, this was Bai Liang's most prestigious episode since his debut.

For the top celebrities in the entertainment industry, this thing is just like that movie from last year, a veritable "Ne Zha".

Hearing such a respectful title from Lu Han today makes me feel like I've suddenly surpassed all my other top-tier peers.

You have to pay the friend fee!

(End of this chapter)