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Chapter 490 Everyone else left, Wang Gang stayed behind
Chapter 490 Everyone else left, Wang Gang stayed behind
In the end, Bai Liang was unable to take Rou Rou to do any breeding to make money.
On the one hand, Li Yitong disagreed. She was too autocratic as the "parent" and didn't even ask if the succulent was willing.
On the other hand, the production team was indeed unsure whether the dog's suggestive behavior would pass censorship, so they suggested that Bai Liang should not do it.
However, they still gave Rou Rou quite a few close-ups, after all, she was almost forced to "sell herself." Even if she didn't succeed in going into prostitution, it would still be very entertaining when the show aired.
Later, I'll add some funny expressions and subtitles to the dog.
"Actually, in theory there shouldn't be a problem. On a show my friend was on, there was a dog that hugged a male guest's leg."
Upon hearing Bai Liang's words, Chen Chichi's eyes lit up immediately. "I was on that show too! Huang Jingyu and Ruan Jingtian, right? It was called 'Let's Date, Big Star.' That scene is something I'll never forget."
"what?"
"It was on that show that Huang Jingyu reached out and touched the dog. I don't know if it felt good being touched, but because Ruan Jingtian had his legs crossed, the dog just hugged his legs."
Chen Chichi gave a vivid description, and it was also quite easy to find. Although the show wasn't very popular, this scene was definitely one of the most memorable moments in variety shows.
Simply put: Soft was humiliated by a dog.
And that clip was released just like that, clearly without any problems passing censorship.
After searching on her phone and watching the video, Li Yitong couldn't help but smile, but she also said, "I can't let my chubby son look like that on the show!"
If something like this happened on a TV show, how could Rou Rou ever be a dog again?
When it runs into its friends, like Sister Meng's chocolate, how can it hold its head high in front of it?
Chocolate: Meatball, I heard you went to sell meat before?
Tsk! How hurtful that is to a child's self-esteem!
"Alright then, let's go back to work honestly." Bai Liang said that he didn't necessarily want to drag "good girls" into this mess. The show's effect had been achieved, and whether or not Rou Rou "sells" or not didn't really matter.
Fortunately, after Li Yitong won the "battle to protect her succulents," she thoughtfully said that she and Xiaotian would also help out, so that he wouldn't have to work hard to support both of them.
No sooner had they expressed this attitude than Bai Liang rubbed his chin and said, "No! It should be the two of you who are supporting me!"
"what?"
"I'm a son-in-law who lives with his wife's family; my job is to stay at home and be as beautiful as a flower."
Before Li Yitong could even speak, Xiao Tian eagerly chimed in, "What my brother said makes sense!"
"Right~ Since we're going to promote the TV series, we should do our 'duty'. I'll be attending a men's virtue academy in the show~ It's a perfect female-dominated, male-dominated homemaking scenario. It's decided then. I'm going to find a place to take a nap later. You guys work hard."
"Okay, then you stay home obediently, and Xiaotian and I will go out hunting and bring you some good food," Li Yitong said with a smile after discussing it with Xiaotian.
So, after Rou Rou escaped the treatment of being "sold in guild," Bai Liang once again found another way and successfully escaped working.
“I think you’re going a bit too far. Who expects a girl to support them?” Deng Chao couldn’t help but interject.
Bai Liang glanced at him and said, "Brother Chao, you should just keep quiet about our family status."
Deng Chao, out!
He was instantly killed in one move!
"The master is indeed wicked. Why don't you open a class? I'll learn on my knees," Chen Chichi laughed.
Deng Chao immediately changed his expression, flashing a fawning smile, and quickly picked up on the joke, "Brother Liang~~ I want to learn too~"
In that instant, he seemed to be possessed by "Jiu'er," giving everyone around him goosebumps.
Although they no longer needed to go out to work, Bai Liang and Lu Han, who stayed with him, were not idle either.
How many TV series can be promoted in one episode?
The answer is four parts.
"My Heroic Husband", "You Are My Glory", "Go Go Squid!" and "Cross Fire".
There's no need to elaborate on "My Son-in-Law," but "You Are My Glory" mainly relied on verbal narration. When this episode airs, "Glory" should have just finished airing.
As for "Go Go Squid!" and "CrossFire", that's even simpler.
Number on number, number on number!
"Why are there two computers in your RV?" Lu Han asked in surprise after getting into the RV.
"How novel! That car next door is mine too, there's another one in there, similar configuration. It's mainly for playing games with friends. Shall we play a couple of rounds of CF? I heard from Tencent that your movie was pretty good. Are you really not going to act anymore?"
"We're really not good at filming anymore, so are we really not going to take on any jobs? It feels kind of awkward."
"I was just saying. I'll help you make money by boosting your account later."
"Game boosting? Game boosting?" Lu Han's eyes lit up, seemingly surprised that this was possible.
"Didn't the production team say that firstly, you can't be recognized while working, and secondly, you can only do ordinary jobs? Isn't game boosting an ordinary job that doesn't require you to show your face, and you can earn quite a bit of money?"
Although the reasons they came up with were good, if they really just did nothing and played around, they would probably get a lot of flak from the audience when the show aired.
This is also the main reason why Lu Han felt embarrassed, but if Bai Liang were to be scolded along with him, then he would be willing to take the scolding.
However, this guy seems to have found a way to play games without getting flamed.
Viewers nowadays love to find "lazy people" in these kinds of reality shows.
Especially in reality shows that require physical labor, a bunch of people are there watching to see who's slacking off and who's doing the most work.
A typical example is the show "Back to Field," which has a whole cast looking for "lazybones."
This show really toughed on Eddie Peng. He was so hungry that he ate everything with gusto. No matter what dish Teacher Huang invented, he would devour it all.
He was given the nickname "Stomach-Soothing Soldier".
And Liu Xianhua, who was there even earlier than him and was responsible for all the hard work, let's take a look at how much work he did and how much he was controlled on that show.
It really suits the nickname "Rotten Life Hua".
So the question is, how can you be on a show without getting too tired, and without making the audience think you're lazy?
The answer is: post-production editing.
An episode is only a little over an hour long. If you work hard for half an hour, the content you contribute is enough for the production team to edit you into a hardworking contestant.
Of course, this doesn't apply to tasks like rice planting where the progress is immediately apparent.
However, Bai Liang didn't slack off today; he even thought about contributing more program material.
So after thinking it over, Bai Liang decided not to take on any game boosting jobs. Instead, he persuaded Lu Han to join him as a game companion.
"Play games with me? You really have a lot of tricks up your sleeve!"
Lu Han is really interested this time. After all, he probably can't do game boosting, because although he also likes to play games, his skill level is not as high as Bai Liang's.
If you actually go and give game boosting services to others, you might end up losing money.
But playing games with someone is different; it focuses on emotional value, and all you need to do is provide that emotional support.
Lu Han: I can appease so many female fans, how could I not appease a little girl who only wants to play games with me?
Seeing his confidence, Bai Liang couldn't help but remind him: You offended countless female fans by announcing your relationship. Is this what you call being good at appeasing them?
After the other person's expression froze on his face, he quickly invited him to discuss how to be a companion player.
Bai Liang had done this job in his previous life, so he knew quite a bit about the process and service.
However, he didn't work there for long. After only a few days, he was invited to meet up with a rich and beautiful girl who loved playing games, and then he started living off her.
For him, this line of work is actually quite lucrative, even easier than being a male model.
The pay for playing games with someone isn't much, but Bai Liang's luck meant he received an outrageous amount of tips.
Moreover, online, with the internet connection, people's sense of shame is greatly reduced. Things that are impossible to say face-to-face can be easily said online.
It's similar to seemingly wearing a mask, but actually taking it off.
Unfortunately, because there were cameras filming nearby, Bai Liang and Lu Han couldn't completely take off their masks. They still had to be more restrained, and they certainly couldn't say anything too explicit.
"Are we just waiting for someone to order?"
As Lu Han said this, he felt very strange, as if he were going to a club to be a young master. What the hell, waiting for someone to order him?
"Pretty much. Usually, they take turns going on stage. When it's our turn, we introduce ourselves, and if the boss is satisfied, they'll keep us."
Lu Han was stunned by the explanation. "Holy crap, buddy, you really did this? And isn't this just a club-style operation? Everyone else out, Wang Gang stays!"
Bai Liang: The professional term for that is "open audition".
With everything prepared, the two of them officially joined the ranks of professional gaming companions.
Now we're just waiting for a lucky lady to click on them, and then we can start earning money with KuKu!
Bai Liang was quite confident about this, saying that he might be able to earn back yesterday's dinner today.
Lu Han found this very strange. Could the salary for a gaming companion really be that high? Could someone earn several thousand yuan a day?
However, upon further reflection, he realized that it was quite normal for two generations of top-tier celebrities to earn more by serving one person.
However, looking at their gaming IDs, one was "Master" and the other was "Little Deer".
Lu Han couldn't help but ask, "Aren't we being a little too obvious?"
"What work did Brother Chao and the others go to do?"
"She went to participate in an impersonation show in Hengdian. Oh, our show is an impersonation show too, right?"
"Yeah~ He imitates Bai Liang and Lu Han so well, even his voice is so similar."
Yes, that's what Elder Zhan thinks too.
These two voices really do sound alike.
Zhan Ying, who has been trying to livestream for a few days but with so-so results and not many fans, is still persisting with livestreaming today.
However, the pitifully small number of viewers in the live stream made her quite discouraged.
However, Go players have that much patience; the live streaming business is just starting out, so there's no rush.
But playing chess in the live stream all the time was too boring, so she started to learn from other streamers and play games in her spare time to relax and also find companions to play with her to create more entertaining content.
Then she selected "Bai Liang" and "Lu Han".
To be honest, the two voices really do sound alike. Hopefully, they'll provide some entertainment value for the show.
Of course, the main reason is that they are cheap, with the lowest price among all the companion services, and they even have a "buy one get one free" promotion.
This is such a great deal! You're not Chinese if you don't order it!
"Hey hey hey~ Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"
"Can you believe you really offer a buy-one-get-one-free deal?"
"Of course! We're really lucky to have you chosen us, Miss." After Bai Liang finished speaking, he nudged Lu Han with his hand, signaling him to say a few words and not be so shy.
"Ahem, hello, I'm Lu Han~"
"Okay, okay, I know you're Lu Han now. No need to introduce yourself anymore, it's too embarrassing."
While dealing with the situation, Zhan Ying quickly changed the title of his live stream, changing it to "Playing games with Bai Liang and Lu Han".
However, she cleverly put it in quotation marks.
I'll take it one fool per viewer!
"What game does the young lady want to play?" Bai Liang, as the main guest, continued to ask.
"Um... what games are you guys good at? I'm not very good at playing them."
"Anything is fine! League of Legends, Honor of Kings, CrossFire, PUBG, Hearthstone, chess, Go, Ludo—we're both experts! We can play anything!"
"You're just bragging, aren't you? Are you really that good?"
Zhan Ying thought that this "Bai Liang" on the other side seemed more suitable to be a streamer than himself, and that he was just talking nonsense.
Wait, what did he just say? Go?
"I'm not bragging, I really know it all. In team games, I'll carry the girls to victory, especially in competitive games. I can lose to you in all sorts of ways to make you happy. Of course, if you like losing, that's fine too~"
Such an arrogant tone actually made the not-so-large audience in Zhan Ying's live broadcast room active in the barrage.
"Let's play Go with him! Let this kid experience the level of a professional second dan!"
"The US can pick a fight with an easy target today. This 'Bai Liang' on the other side actually dared to talk about Go, which happens to be the US's strongest and only area of expertise!"
"The gaming companion industry is full of all sorts of talents these days. And I must say, these two guys' voices are quite similar to Bai Liang and Lu Hanzhen's—they've got that vibe."
"Who knows? Our America is going to get rich too!"
"It's nothing, just an effect produced by the sound card. I wouldn't believe it if it were real."
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Glancing at his own slightly more active comments, Zhan Ying felt that the gaming companion he had found was indeed quite effective.
The main thing is that the voices are really similar. She hadn't really recognized Lu Han's voice before, but she had recently been watching Bai Liang's drama, which didn't use dubbing and used his own voice. So, it really sounded exactly the same.
"Let's play other games first, and then I'll play Go with you guys!"
"Okay, Miss, I'll do whatever you say, I'll do whatever you tell me to do." Lu Han gradually got into the zone.
This wonderful feeling of playing himself began to bring him joy.
"I feel you're not quite imitating Lu Han. Let Bai Liang do the talking," the boss, the American, began to criticize.
Lu Han: ? ? ?
What does it mean to not seem to be learning properly?
One outgoing moment resulted in over an hour of introversion.
The following game segment proved that Bai Liang's skills were still up to par!
He could even win over a guy like Lin Gengxin, so he'd be a master at charming girls in games.
Viewers in the Eagle's live stream had the most direct experience; they could see that the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up, and she couldn't suppress her smile.
"Damn it, this kid has really been fooled by the US."
"This guy is definitely good at playing games with clients. He's not the type to fawn over them; he takes care of them while also encouraging them. When the US just took down its first enemy, the way he was so happy seemed to make him happier than if he had won several games in a row."
"Even I, a guy, am moved. The emotional value they provide is just too good!"
"Even though he didn't get a single chicken dinner, I still acknowledge 'Bai Liang's' skill. He really made the US find the fun in this game."
"'Lu Han' isn't very good; it only licks a couple of times every now and then, and doesn't even lick the right spot."
"The scariest thing is, I feel like this guy is really sincere. Holy crap, what kind of succubus is this?! Who can resist this?"
"Holy crap! The US tipped me! Calm down!"
"Oh no, I've been hooked and turned into a cuckold!"
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Clearly, Bai Liang had been completely swayed by the American on the other side of the screen, and just like that, he threw out five hundred dollars.
He never expected that he had promised the US to be her number one supporter on FoxGo, but now he was the one who was spending her gold coins first.
At this moment, Lu Han's gaze towards Bai Liang was extremely strange.
That sense of reverence seemed to flow endlessly like a mighty river.
He finally understood why Bai Liang could attract so many young women in the entertainment industry. And this was just online!
It's unimaginable how Bai Liang could charm girls offline, given the added bonuses from other aspects.
Bai Liang: No, I'm usually quite passive.
However, the final decisive blow against the US came in the last game of Go.
Bai Liang didn't hold back at all; he registered a new account and fought a fierce battle with the US.
Then they won by a narrow margin.
Wow, I played pretty well today, and we even won.
The result was a complete shock to the US: a professional second-dan Go player lost to a mere casual player.
In the end, she cried as she gave Bai Liang a reward, acknowledging his skill, but her Dao heart was somewhat shattered.
At this moment, Lu Han looked at Bai Liang as if he were a ghost. First, he made Bai Liang laugh, then he made him cry, and then Bai Liang gave him a bunch of gold coins.
This guy is lucky he entered the entertainment industry!
Otherwise, if they were allowed to wander aimlessly in society, they might become a major menace.
If this guy went into pyramid schemes or fraud, he could probably make it a huge success in no time.
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One more later
(End of this chapter)
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