Odd Containment Specialist.

Chapter 1194 A Ninja Can't Be a Love Master?

Jiang Wengao stared at the two seniors with subtle expressions, wanting to say a few more words in his defense, but then he thought that the more he said, the more suspicious it would become, so he suppressed his desire to prove his innocence and changed the subject.

"The order is there: investigate Lin Tiandong," Jiang Wengao said solemnly.

"Investigate what?" Xia Shou's mind started working.

It's highly suspicious to suddenly be asked to investigate someone who has already died.

"The more the better. The most important thing is that I need to talk to Sister Su and those two little girls who were previously under Captain Lin's command."

"Alright, are you in a hurry? If not, let's wait until dawn. Everyone should be asleep by now," Xia Shou said.

“I’m not in a rush…” Jiang Wengao scratched his head. “I’m not really in a rush. I didn’t expect to get the results anytime soon. I’ll tell everyone when I get to work.”

"Yes, yes, you two are just sitting around doing nothing anyway. I have a lot of work to do, so why don't you help me out?"

Goro winked at the two of them, but his bloodshot eyes made him look like a mutated alien.

Xia Shou smiled smugly, then pointed to his temple: "Sorry, Fatty, the medical department told me that I had a minor problem with my psychological test. I need to take a break and relax for a while before they observe me again. I can't help you with that."

Wuyin Goro clicked his tongue in displeasure, then stared at Jiang Wengao.

"Why are you looking at me, Fatty? I'm still thinking about the plan. It's more important than your reports and summaries on patching up the procedures."

Goro: "Forget it, since no one is helping me, I'll rest for a while. Anyway, I can't finish it by myself. I'll wait until dawn."

Upon hearing this, Xia Shou and Jiang Wengao both inwardly exclaimed "Awesome!"

All I can say is that he truly deserves to be called a top-tier gambler. In such a situation with an explosive workload, he can still slack off with a clear conscience. Most people really can't do that.

Only a gambling addict like Goro Kirigakure, who owes tens of millions of yen and doesn't mind being burdened by debt, could have this kind of mentality.

Thus, a delicate atmosphere descended upon the scene. Xia Shou was naturally at ease with his free time, while Jiang Wengao clearly wasn't really thinking about any plans.

As for Kirigakure Goro...

The other two could tell that this guy had no interest in working and was looking for some fun.

"So now... shall we begin the search and withdrawal?" Xia Shou asked.

"Uh, forget it, I don't play games with cheaters," Jiang Wengao said frankly.

Goro frowned: "What are you talking about! Is having a fast reaction time considered cheating?"

"You two have the nerve to say that, especially Shou Ge, you've already had three accounts banned, even the official channels have flagged you as headless! Is it fun to abuse people with Scorpion Ridge?"

“There are only a few social games, what can I do? If I don’t play games, I can only chat, but what should I chat about? Nurse Xiao?” Xia Shou chuckled to himself as he finished speaking.

Jiang Wengao immediately exploded on the spot, saying in embarrassment and anger, "If you joke around again, I'll get angry!"

Goro suddenly interjected, "Hey~ this is an interesting topic. As your senior, I can at least share some dating tips with you, like... how to pursue girls~"

“No need, thank you,” Xia Shou said. Jiang Wengao whistled, “Looks like Brother Shou is quite experienced.”

"What experience could he possibly have? He's just bragging," Goro Kirigakure said with a hint of arrogance.

"But honestly, there aren't many normal people in our department."

Love is an indispensable part of life! But the girls in our department are like shrine maidens working at a shrine, and the men are like monks who have taken vows.

Xiao Gao, you can't follow in the footsteps of those predecessors. If you do, your life is over.

I reckon Xiaobai's life is tied to his nephew for the rest of his life. I don't know if he's insecure or what, but even though half his face is disfigured, you can still see it. He has no shortage of women pursuing him, so why hasn't he thought about finding a wife for his nephew?
And your brother Shou, look at him, he's both insecure and vain!
I meant well and wanted to share my experience, but I was too proud to humbly ask for advice. Ugh, really.

"I can't stand it anymore. What are you so smug about? I've noticed that you've been acting really strange ever since you came back from the Ninja Village, Fatty." Xia Shou sighed, rubbing his face.

"Really? Maybe? After all, a man who's about to start a family has to mature." Goro took out his phone and showed the two of them his fiancée's picture as his screensaver. "He's always thinking about his family."

"Xiao Gao, do you see that? Some people turn into this greasy mess once they get married. Don't become like that."

"Hey, Fatty, are you really good at chasing girls?" Jiang Wengao asked cautiously.

"Of course, I'm a relationship expert! Don't let my usual joking around fool you, when it comes to love, my skills are no joke!"
"Just between you and me, some people in my department have privately consulted me about dating."

"Pfft! That's interesting, is this some kind of impromptu stand-up comedy? I admit I was slow to react, you love guru," Xia Shou mocked.

However, Jiang Wengao took it seriously and asked in shock, "Really? Who?"

"Xiao Gao, are you stupid? He's trying to fool you."

"Tch, Xia, you're a typical frog in a well. Right now, you see me like a frog in a well gazing at the moon. But once you fall in love, you'll see me like a mayfly seeing the blue sky." Wuyin Goro said earnestly, "Only someone with real insight can see my potential at a glance."

You know, the people who consult me ​​are the kind of people everyone thinks would never have doubts about love.

"Sister Su?!" Jiang Wen asked in a low voice, though his voice was still quite loud.

Xia Shou's mocking expression froze instantly.

“I didn’t say you were just guessing.” Goro shrugged, then patted Jiang Wengao on the shoulder. “But I can tell you, even the most popular person has troubles in love.”

"No, it can't be Sister Su!" Jiang Wengao immediately shook his head, denying his earlier guess.

Because he suddenly remembered that in the game's setting, Su Yue had absolutely no interest in men.

Xia Shou, who was pretending to be nonchalant but was actually eavesdropping, made the same judgment.

Xia Shou believes that a person with a sound mind would never consult Goro about relationship problems, let alone Xiaoyue.

Wuyin Goro pulled Jiang Wengao into his arms and earnestly advised him, "Gao, you must know that the most important thing in love is to be brave!"
If the person you like also likes you, but you don't take the initiative, you're very likely to miss out, because girls are generally passive and can't accept being rejected by someone they like, even if it's an idol!
They might even have wild thoughts, thinking that the man they have a crush on doesn't like them back, which causes them great pain. They might even start dating other men who are similar to them to alleviate this pain!

Don't look at me like that. I'm telling the truth; this is all psychological wisdom!

(End of this chapter)