Eternal Night

Chapter 359 Happy to Death
Football is a team sport. Now that Wu Xianxiao has seen these more than 60 Gaia humans, it is impossible for him to abandon them.

As for the excess number of people... this is the reserve personnel, right? At most, it is a larger number of reserve personnel.

Wu Xianxiao came to the Happy to Death football field and looked at the densely packed rules of the game. He thought for a while, reached out his hand from his waist, grabbed the big fly, and turned its pair of compound eyes towards the rule board.

"What's wrong with you!?" Beelzebub shouted and struggled in Wu Xianxiao's hands.

The crowd behind: “?”

Wu Xianxiao could only let Beelzebub go and said, "Help me read the rules."

Beelzebub shouted, "I will watch! Don't pinch me, I have said it countless times! The fly is just a symbolic appearance, a concept embodiment. I am not a fly, I am not a fly, I am not a fly! I am Beelzebub, the Lord of Flies!!"

Wu Xianxiao thought for a moment and said, "The king of flies?"

"Ahhh!"

Beelzebub roared and hit Wu Xianxiao's forehead. With a slight ding sound, the big fly fell down with its six legs twitching. Wu Xianxiao reached out and caught it in his palm again.

Jiujiu couldn't stand it anymore, so he started chirping in Wu Xianxi's ear and pecked his earlobe twice.

"I didn't bully her. She just had a bad temper and bumped into me. But my head is hard now, so she couldn't move."

The crowd behind him was speechless. Although they had heard of the new presidential candidate a long time ago, the newly awakened super brain of the unified human government had many quirks, such as collecting strange pets. He even thought that his pets could talk and had conversations with his strange pets.

Although they had all heard about it, they were still confused when they actually saw it, and had no idea what this distinguished adult was thinking.

At this time, a man came out and said, "If you don't mind, please let me take a look at these rules."

When Wu Xianxiao looked at the man, he saw a young man who looked like a political elite. Although his clothes were torn, they were worn straight and his hair was combed meticulously. Except for the fact that he did not wear gold-rimmed glasses, his elite and serious appearance really looked like an elite working in the government or a large enterprise.

Wu Xianxiao nodded to the man, and the man immediately turned around and looked at the others. He selected and nodded to two of them, and the two immediately stood behind him. He took the two to the front of the board, and the three of them divided the work into three parts and began to read quickly. At the same time, the three of them were discussing in a low voice from time to time.

This expert look made Wu Xianxiao a little surprised.

At this time, another person with the same elite characteristics came up behind Wu Xianxiao and said, "Are you surprised, sir? Don't be surprised. This is a skill that all civil servants must have after being eliminated many times in the Fourth War. In that war era, more than 10 billion people died, countless war machines, a planet, an asteroid, satellites, meteorites, space fleets... There is too much information that we need to record, integrate, analyze, and then summarize and submit to the higher-ups. This is actually the greatest role we can provide in the Dream World era. Logistics, government affairs, and management cannot be neglected."

Wu Xianxiao nodded silently.

In the dream world era, apart from those who explore and conquer the dream world, a larger number of people will not choose to enter the dream world unless they cannot survive. However, such a large number of people need to rely on extraordinary people for protection and to spend the weekends, so gradually, the status of extraordinary people has been greatly improved, and this improvement has even surpassed the original citizen system of the human government.

You know, before Chu Minghao established the Land of Redemption, basically few citizens had awakened, and most of the people in the dream world were maintenance personnel. And now among the human race as a whole, most of the extraordinary people are also maintenance personnel.

Wu Xianxiao doesn't care much about these things, but not caring doesn't mean he doesn't know about them.

As far as he is concerned, it is nothing more than the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility and the greater the power.

Similar to Chu Minghao, his strength is now invincible, so he is the tallest one and has the responsibility to stand out in the front, but at the same time he should also have the highest power and deserves the title of President of mankind.

Similarly, even if the extraordinary people were originally maintenance personnel, since they risked their lives to enter the dream world to explore, and risked being contaminated to gain extraordinary powers, and also protected those who did not want to enter the dream world through the weekend, then they should have the power and status that match their strength and responsibilities. This is only natural, right?
As for those who are unwilling to enter the dream world, they now basically live in the land of salvation, but no matter whether it is the threat from the lower dream world or the development of the dream world, the future development of mankind, the response to the weekend, etc., they all require people who enter the dream world to fight hard. Then these people should pay more taxes, and these extra taxes will become the support for the welfare, power, and status of those who are willing to enter the dream world.

At least that's what Wu Xianxiao thought, but he had no interest in politics at all. Even if he thought so, he would not make a big fuss about it. So at this time, he naturally said nothing.

As one of the seven presidential candidates of Gaia humans today and one of the only two super brains, as long as he succeeds in saving Chu Minghao this time, his status will directly rise to the first person under Chu Minghao. At that time, his every word and action will be interpreted in various ways, and he will be treated in this way even if he does not want to. For example, at this time, these people who are obviously government-related are hinting at something.

Although Wu Xianxiao was silent and did not respond, this silence was actually a kind of attitude.

More than 60 people remembered this scene in their hearts, and did not say anything more at the moment, just waiting for the three people to interpret the sign. After just a few minutes, the leading elite man turned to Wu Xianxiao and said, "Sir, I have finished interpreting it. The rules above are no different from the football we know. They are all about kicking football, and the winner is determined by the score. There is no limit on the number of reserve players, and the number of people on the field is eleven each. The biggest change is... you can only kick people."

"What?" Wu Xianxiao asked in surprise.

"Kick someone."

The three people said in unison.

Wu Xianxiao looked at the three people with a strange look, then looked at the football field behind the sign and said, "What you mean is... I go in and kick all eleven of the other team's players to death, and then we can just attack the goal directly?"

The three of them smiled bitterly. Their faces didn't look very good. After considering for a while, one of them said, "No, it's not about kicking the other players, it's about... kicking us."

"Kick your players into the opponent's goal. Each time you kick one player into the goal, it counts as one point. Whoever scores eleven points first wins."

Wu Xianxiao fell silent again, and the confusion index in the corner of his eyes began to drop by dozens or hundreds.

Soon, Wu Xianxiao brought more than 60 people to the football field. The entire football field was shrouded in thick fog. As everyone entered the players' rest area, the fog began to dissipate and the gate was closed directly.

Looking out through the gate, one could only see a thick white fog. It was obvious that the football field game area had become a spatially isolated state, with people inside unable to leave and outside unable to come in.

At the same time, as the thick fog in the football field dissipated, everyone saw the opposing team's lineup, and then their faces turned ugly.

The other party is not a human at all!
There are several green-skinned humanoid monsters about seven or eight meters tall, and nearly a hundred green-skinned humanoid creatures about one meter twenty or three meters tall. They look very much like goblins in anime and comics.

Wu Xianxiao had a headache. This scene had nothing to do with the football game he imagined. He looked at the three elites and said, "Tell me the general rules again. For example, can I kill the opponent's players directly? For example, after I kick you into the net, do you stay on the court or leave the game area directly?"

The three looked at each other, recalling what they had seen. After a few seconds, one of them said, "You cannot attack the opponent's players directly, but you can attack the opponent's 'ball'... Excuse me, sir, I thought the word 'attack' meant kicking the ball, but now I know it's an open attack. At the same time, you cannot attack the referee, otherwise you will be issued a yellow card or a red card. These rules are no different from ordinary football. Two yellow cards or a red card will result in a player being sent off from the game."

"...What will happen if I'm sent off?" Beelzebub suddenly asked.

The three of them looked at each other and shook their heads.

Wu Xianxiao still looked like he had a headache. He said to the others, "I can kick you into the net without getting hurt, but then you will become 'balls' and be attacked by those monsters. However, according to the rules, you cannot attack the opponent's players..."

The rest of the people also had bitter faces, because they were going to be turned into footballs and be kicked around, and because this football game restricted Wu Xianxiao's powerful strength, someone among them might die in this game.

At this time, Beelzebub made an oh-ha-ha sound and said, "Wu Xianxiao, apologize to me!"

Wu Xianxiao looked at the fly on his waist in confusion and said, "What are you apologizing for? What's wrong with you?"

"...I have a way to make this game easier for you. It's very likely that no one on our side will die, but I don't want to tell you so easily!"

With a bang, the big fly turned into a naked, fierce-looking beauty. She looked at Wu Xianxiao and said, "Come on, apologize to me and let me calm down, and I will help you get through this game!"

Jiujiu and Gouzi jumped up immediately. The bird blocked Beelzebub's chest, and the dog blocked her lower body. Then the bird and the dog looked "fiercely" at the other sixty or so people at the same time.

More than 60 people were all stunned. They never thought that this big fly could actually turn into a beautiful woman! ?
Could it be... that this is Mr. Wu Xianxiao's real hobby! ?

It turns out that you don’t like strange pets…

Everyone subconsciously looked at Wu Xianxiao, and the men among the sixty or so people subconsciously smiled knowingly.

(End of this chapter)