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Chapter 903 Bounty Campaign Targeting Tan Wenjie
After the selection of Guan Gu's wife for one day ended, he immediately entered preparation mode. As for what happened afterward, Tan Wenjie was unable to attend and watch.
Because he received an invitation from Lu Ziqiao to a billiards match.
“I bet there will be problems.” Lu Ziqiao shot the ball, his expression confident.
"Why?" Tan Wenjie asked.
"Because my aunt was involved in this, and knowing her as I do, she would definitely add something on the spot."
"..."
Blood ties are indeed the most reliable evidence.
"But speaking of which, why don't you go back to check?" Lu Ziqiao asked curiously. "I didn't go back because my horse stumbled last night. What about you?"
Lu Ziqiao's experience is rather unusual, and he himself doesn't feel there's anything he can't talk about.
In short, he almost fell victim to a honey trap. A gang deliberately had relations with members of the film crew and then took photos to blackmail them. However, Lu Ziqiao's counter-tracking skills were top-notch. After arriving at the hotel and discovering the identities of the people involved, he immediately chose to escape through the window.
"Because I'm not interested in family dramas."
"Family drama?"
“Because Youyou has already applied for a nanny job, I noticed this morning that she was rehearsing and preparing in advance, and even prepared twenty back handsprings.”
"..."
Imagine the shock a girl with a heart condition would feel if she saw a nanny who pretended to be pregnant, worked eighteen jobs, and could still flip over twenty nannies with her bare hands.
In particular, Tan Wenjie overheard Tang Youyou planning to add more romantic scenes, not only with the male lead Guan Gu Shenqi, but also with the female lead Qin Yumo.
He chose to play pool at the bar to prevent his values from shattering too quickly.
“There seems to be a pretty girl over there. Should we make a move together?” Lu Ziqiao suddenly stopped, pointed into the distance and said, “Based on my experience, she’s definitely single and in heat right now. We can win her over with just a little bit of her beauty.”
"Go ahead," Tan Wenjie shook his head.
"Have you reformed yourself?"
"of course not."
“I get it, so you’re scared!” Lu Ziqiao said with an expression that said he had seen through everything. “You’re worried that she’ll choose me instead of you, right? How about this, we’ll make a bet, five dollars!”
"So little? Didn't you just make some money from Zeng Xiaoxian?"
“Even riding my horse every day takes its toll, brother.”
"Okay, here's the money." Tan Wenjie took out a slip of paper from his pocket.
Lu Ziqiao took the note, unfolded it, and his eyes widened suddenly: "It's one thing to have your name, gender, contact information, and measurements, but you even wrote down that you used silicone implants?"
Tan Wenjie nodded: "These are some of the requests I made. They should be able to filter out some people, or at least make them back down."
"You want naturally beautiful women, and your resume includes a bare-faced photo without covering your ears... Is this a job posting? And yet so many beautiful women are sending you notes. Why is that?"
"Because I'm handsome? Rich? And... no one has ever won me over?"
"I can move the first two, but what does the last one mean?"
"Do you think only boys gamble?"
"You mean because you're hard to win over, girls will also launch a fierce attack on you after hearing about that?"
"Yes."
Tan Wenjie bent down; it was finally his turn.
"Oh, I see! I get it now!" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in sudden realization. "I know what persona to use next time!"
……
Guan Gu's matter has been resolved. The beginning and the ending were completely out of sync and were beyond control, but fortunately, they did not cause any bigger problems.
Hu Yifei and the others arrived at the bar, intending to find Tan Wenjie and the others, but found a group of girls huddled together whispering.
"I think I just heard Tan Wenjie's name," Hu Yifei said, her face full of excitement. "Could it be that that bastard's cheating on several women has finally been discovered?"
"Yifei, it seems that Ajie only likes playing games. He says that all the girls outside are ordinary and vulgar."
"Pah, you'd be better off believing I'm a man than believing a man's words."
Several people nodded.
"Damn it!" Hu Yifei didn't expect the humiliation to come so suddenly.
"I'd like to request permission to go and find out what's going on!" Qin Yumo said, raising her hand.
The others smiled as they watched Qin Yumo join in the fun.
"It seems that Richard's departure didn't leave Yu Mo with too much psychological trauma," Tang Youyou said with emotion.
Hu Yifei, a close friend, shook her head: "No, quite the opposite, Yu Mo is too excited, which is very abnormal."
"Maybe she just needed to vent?"
"I hope so."
"That damn scumbag!"
Before they could even exchange a few words, Qin Yumo returned excitedly, bringing back the spoils of her battle.
"This matter is indeed related to A-Jie."
"What's going on?" Upon hearing this, everyone immediately became interested.
When a group of beautiful women get together to talk about Tam Man-kit, there's bound to be some juicy gossip to be had.
"They say Ah Jie is handsome and rich, but he's still single, so..."
Hu Yifei chimed in: "So you suspect he's gay?"
Qin Yumo shook her head and said, "So they made a bet on who could win over A-Jie first."
Hu Yifei retorted angrily, "How can these people have no shame at all, just like Lu Ziqiao!"
"Yifei, why are you so angry?" Qin Yumo asked, puzzled.
The others also looked at them with puzzled expressions.
Am I angry?
"I'm angry."
Are you really angry?
"She's really angry; she's spitting everywhere."
“Okay, I’m just angry that Tan Wenjie doesn’t respect himself, that he actually… actually…” Hu Yifei stammered.
"It seems like he's very virtuous, which is why he attracts the attention of girls."
"..."
The group fell silent and ventured deeper into the bar, finally finding Tan Wenjie and Lu Ziqiao playing pool.
"Congratulations, Brother Jie! A group of beautiful women have already launched a bounty campaign against you."
"You've heard about it too?" Tan Wenjie put down his pool cue. "But I want to make one thing clear first: don't include me in that boring game."
Although it wasn't the first time he'd been treated like prey, he still felt a little uncomfortable.
"Don't be shy," Hu Yifei gently pushed him. "Why don't you keep the profits within the family and choose a winner among us so we can also make some money?"
"Okay, okay." Qin Yumo nodded repeatedly.
Then they noticed that everyone was watching the two of them quietly.
"Uh, why aren't you guys saying anything?"
"Yifei, Yumo, you two wouldn't happen to like Brother Jie, would you?"
Qin Yumo immediately said, "I'm single now. Is there a problem with liking him? He's a golden bachelor, even more handsome than Richard. I'd be crazy not to choose him."
"Oh—!" The crowd cheered.
Because of her candid behavior, others didn't know what to say, because she was so candid that it didn't seem genuine at all.
Swish swish--!
All eyes turned to Hu Yifei.
"Why are you all looking at me like that?" Hu Yifei stammered. "I have a boyfriend!"
"What?!" "Hu Yifei actually has a boyfriend!"
Hu Yifei's forehead veins throbbed: "What do you mean?!"
"I almost forgot, Yifei is a woman too."
“But sometimes she’s more manly than a man—” someone clutched their stomach and fell to the ground.
Compared to Tan Wenjie being targeted, the fact that Hu Yifei has a boyfriend is clearly more exciting for everyone. After all, given Tan Wenjie's wealth and appearance, it's perfectly normal for women to be interested in him.
But Hu Yifei is different. This strong woman, who is more manly than any man, actually has a boyfriend.
"Could it be the kind with three heads and six arms, and a body full of muscles?"
That's Sun Wukong.
"Son Goku, Dragon Ball? I love watching Dragon Ball the most, Akira Toriyama is my idol."
"What Sun Wukong? His name is Shen Linfeng, and he owns a restaurant." Hu Yifei said, seeing everyone's astonished expressions. "He's refined and has a very magnetic voice. Most importantly, he's very reliable, unlike you lot!"
The group: "..."
"Alright, at worst I'll have Linfeng come and have a meal with you guys."
The group: "..."
"Why aren't you guys looking forward to it at all?"
"Why should we expect a boyfriend who is even stronger than a T-800 robot?"
"They don't sound like humans from Earth at all."
Hu Yifei: "..."
She realized her mistake.
Just as she was about to use the eye darts that could kill the target, the fence-sitters, led by Qin Yumo, immediately raised their hands and said, "We warmly welcome Young Master Shen!"
"Me too."
"Me too."
"..."
The news that Hu Yifei's boyfriend, Shen Linfeng, was coming to visit the apartment spread quickly throughout Love Apartment, and everyone, whether they were there or not, was notified.
For the sake of their happiness in the coming period, everyone decided to attend, partly because they were curious and wanted to see the "woman" chosen by Hu Yifei.
The time is set for the afternoon of the day after tomorrow, and the location is still a bar.
Before they knew it, the day arrived for Shen Linfeng to come to the apartment.
The other person was clearly a successful person, not only in terms of his chain of restaurants, but in all aspects. He spoke with humility and politeness, and unlike Richard, he had a mature masculine charm.
After all, Richard's act of giving away diamonds right away, while seemingly generous, actually carries a sense of condescending charity. When it comes to friendship, people prefer equal exchanges rather than waiting for others to throw things at them and then rushing to fawn over them.
The group had the same thought the moment they saw Shen Linfeng.
This might be the type of person Hu Yifei once fantasized about, but it's absolutely impossible for her to live with him because he simply cannot meet Hu Yifei's first criterion for choosing a partner.
You must be able to conquer her.
Before Tan Wenjie appeared, such a man simply did not exist.
Everyone took their seats and waited for Shen Linfeng and Hu Yifei to arrive.
But they all noticed that something seemed a little off.
Tang Youyou asked in confusion, "Did someone sit in the wrong seat? Why is a girl sitting next to Teacher Zeng?"
"Wouldn't it be inappropriate to remind her?"
Just as the group was whispering among themselves, Lü Ziqiao said, "This is the female companion I found for Teacher Zeng."
"Female companion?"
"That's right. After hearing that Hu Yifei already had a boyfriend, Teacher Zeng didn't want to lose to her, so she asked me to help find a female companion. Her measurements are..."
"Wait!" Tang Youyou hurriedly interrupted, "You didn't find Teacher Zeng that kind of woman, did you?"
"Ugh—" Everyone looked disgusted.
"You can rest assured that I'll handle things."
It's precisely because of your handling of affairs that I feel uneasy!
"But why did Teacher Zeng suddenly find a female companion? Wasn't Yifei bringing her boyfriend to meet everyone today?" Tang Youyou asked, puzzled.
Lu Ziqiao replied, "Of course, it's because he also likes Yifei."
"also?"
“There’s another one over there.” Lu Ziqiao pointed to Tan Wenjie in the distance.
"Hmm!" *N
This time, everyone nodded in agreement.
The signs were easy to spot, and Tan Wenjie was frank in his actions, never denying whether he had feelings for someone.
"So, why does Teacher Zeng want to find a female companion?" Tang Youyou asked again.
"..."*N
"It's not that I didn't understand, it's just that I don't quite understand. Besides Young Master Shen, there's also Young Master Tan. It seems like he doesn't have much of a chance of winning."
“Not necessarily.” Lu Ziqiao shook his head. “If I were a woman, I would choose Brother Jie even with my eyes closed, but Teacher Zeng is different.”
"What makes him different?"
“I still owe him a thousand dollars, so I stand by him unconditionally.”
"Tch—!" *N
"Teacher Zeng knew he was bound to lose, but he still wanted to give it a try."
"You're right to advise me, aren't you?" Qin Yumo had already seen through everything.
And the answer is very likely related to Lu Ziqiao's debt.
Lu Ziqiao nodded: "Indeed!"
He admitted it so readily, like a complete bachelor.
Tang Youyou couldn't help but say, "In some ways, Ziqiao and Brother Jie seem really similar. Could he really be a scumbag? What will Sister Yifei do?"
"What do you mean, what should we do? Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
"That's true."
I was worrying unnecessarily.
As they were talking, Shen Linfeng and Hu Yifei arrived.
The two claimed to be boyfriend and girlfriend, yet they stood half a meter apart, more like strangers than strangers themselves.
"I often hear Yifei introduce you all," Shen Linfeng said with a smile. "Youyou, a good actress; Guan Gu, I also really like comics; and..."
He seemed to know a lot about everyone's general situation, and the people mentioned showed surprise on their faces. After all, everyone hopes to be mentioned in their good friend's or her partner's conversation, especially if they are praised.
Only Lü Ziqiao was eating in silence.
"Ziqiao, Young Master Shen is praising you." Zeng Xiaoxian nudged Lü Ziqiao cautiously.
“Really? But I have a feeling that this is familiar,” Lu Ziqiao said.
"What familiar feeling?"
"He seemed to be memorizing information. I often had to force myself to memorize their numbers, hobbies, measurements, and names in order to handle several impromptu dates in a day."
Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback for a moment and asked, "Huh? Did you say it backwards?"
“I’m certain that Yifei didn’t mention us at all during the chat.” Lu Ziqiao had an expression that said he had seen through everything.
Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his voice and continued to ask quietly, "So, what kind of thing is the truth?"
“Mr. Tan, I’ve heard Yifei mention you many times.” Shen Linfeng looked at Tan Wenjie. “I’ve never seen Yifei mention someone like this before. As her ex…boyfriend, I’m very curious about you.”
Lu Ziqiao: "See, this is the truth."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "So, Shen Linfeng has taken a liking to Brother Jie?"
"What nonsense! I mean, I smell a battle going on." Lu Ziqiao said with narrowed eyes, "In the animal kingdom, they compete for mates. The winner gets everything, and the loser goes far away."
“But I always feel that it would be more reasonable for Hu Yifei and Tan Wenjie to compete for Young Master Shen together,” Zeng Xiaoxian said.
Qin Yumo and Tang Youyou, who had been secretly peeking in to eavesdrop, nodded in agreement; they thought the same thing. (End of Chapter)
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