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Chapter 902: Perhaps we could start by eating the grass near our nest.
"Tan's acting method?"
Several people nodded, agreeing that there was some basis to that claim.
After all, judging from the way Tan Wenjie spoke just now, he is a jerk who is hopelessly addicted to old Hong Kong movies.
But he's handsome and rich, so the "loser" label can be removed. He's still an actor, and you can only say he's dedicated, completely immersed in his role.
Tan Wenjie: "It's true, it's really true."
"I'm really immersed in it."
"..."
On the way back to the apartment from the bar, Hu Yifei offered Qin Yumo his shoulder to lean on, then turned to Tan Wenjie and jokingly asked, "Have you taken a liking to Yumo?"
Qin Yumo still pricked up her ears.
Hu Yifei had an expression that said, "Otherwise, how could someone like you, who avoids all trouble and doesn't get involved in anything, have helped Yu Mo expose his scumbag identity?"
Tan Wenjie explained, "Richard and I? Like repels like."
"Really, you don't have even the slightest bit of ulterior motive?"
"..."
"Alright, Yifei, stop talking. I'm still a little sad, and I'm so grateful for A-Jie's help today."
"He just got lucky, and Richard's mental fortitude is too low. He was scared back to his true form by a single sentence. If this happened on the journey to the West, even Tang Sanzang could have seen that he was a monster."
"Weren't we talking about Yu Mo? How did we suddenly switch to Journey to the West?" Guan Gu Shenqi scratched his head.
"It has nothing to do with Tang Sanzang. That Richard is a dissolute scoundrel. He should have been beaten up just now."
Suddenly realizing that she had let Richard leave unharmed, Hu Yifei's anger flared even more.
"Oh!"
"Who, who destroyed the fire-fighting equipment?"
"..."
The after-dinner party that evening also ended abruptly because of Hu Yifei's kick, which shattered the fire extinguisher. She is said to have to undergo an hour-long safety education session for this.
“Yu Mo, this is 3601,” Tan Wenjie said, sitting on the sofa with his laptop in his arms, watching the figure sobbing with her head in her hands. “Your room is next door.”
It wasn't that he couldn't comfort a crying girl; dealing with love-struck girls was the easiest thing for him. But Tan Wenjie just wanted to relax and enjoy a rare vacation in a world without any special abilities.
At most, you can get involved with a group of comedic characters and see how energetic they are every day.
"Waaaaah—" Qin Yumo continued to sob.
"Why isn't Hu Yifei's reprimand over yet? It's been an hour and a half." Tan Wenjie glanced at the time. "Did she get into another fight?"
Qin Yumo: "Waaaaah!"
"I'm ignoring you, so why are you raising your voice?"
Theatrical crying!
"Ah Jie, do you think Richard might have his reasons?" Qin Yumo turned her head, her eyeliner smudged from crying, her face covered in layers of black marks.
Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "Didn't this episode already end?"
"What do you mean, this episode? If you were me, what would you do?"
“I’ll find the next one,” Tan Wenjie said. “Even if you want to find a scumbag, you can consider starting with the grass near your own nest, like Zhang Wei? Zeng Xiaoxian? Lu Ziqiao?”
"Pfft!" Qin Yumo couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Zhang Wei, hahaha! Zeng Xiaoxian, hahaha! Lu Ziqiao is barely a scumbag, but he's not very charming either, hahaha."
"Then let's find someone else."
Why don't you talk about yourself?
"I'm worried you'll take it seriously."
"..."
Qin Yumo stared at him blankly, just before her love-struck mind almost took over.
"Oh!"
The door was pushed open, and Hu Yifei stormed in.
"I'm so angry! I told them I could pay for the damage I caused to the fire safety equipment, and they made me write a self-criticism, which I did. They even made me give a public speech and criticize myself, and gave me the deadline to upload the recorded video to the Love Apartment website by tomorrow night."
"So you beat them up?" Qin Yumo asked softly, her big eyes full of anticipation.
"Of course not! I agreed and even made compensation." Hu Yifei couldn't help but roll her eyes and plopped down on the sofa. "Hurry up and pour me a glass of water, my throat is about to burst into flames."
Qin Yumo obediently went to pour water.
"What were you talking about before?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.
Qin Yumo's voice was low: "We were talking about Richard."
Hu Yifei: "Why are you still talking about him? Didn't this episode already end?"
"..."
"But just thinking about that bastard makes me angry! Yu Mo, let's take him down together tomorrow!"
"Is it okay not to go?"
"At least let his wife know you exist. Are you willing to let an innocent woman be deceived? Are you willing to let that scumbag continue to get away with it?!" she said, turning her head to glare at Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
The late-night chat at 3601 ended after Hu Yifei's loud voice.
As dawn broke, Tan Wenjie saw Hu Yifei, who was all ready to go, Qin Yumo, who was acting suspiciously, and Tang Youyou.
What are you doing?
"Isn't today the day Youyou is interviewing for a new role?" Hu Yifei said matter-of-factly. "We're planning to go and cheer Youyou on."
Tang Youyou nodded: "That's right, Brother Jie. Didn't you say before that if a good friend goes to the interview with you, the person who accompanies you is more likely to be selected? So this time I'll bring all three of you with me. We can't all be selected, can we? Besides, I've read the script carefully. There are no strong men in the play, no sexy beauties like Yu Mo, and no one like you, so I won't be replaced."
Hu Yifei: "Wait, are there no other women like me?"
Qin Yumo reminded her, "Didn't Youyou just say that strong men are the way to go?"
Hu Yifei: "..."
"I see. I thought you were going to teach Richard a lesson." Tan Wenjie nodded to indicate that he understood.
"What Richard?" Qin Yumo's expression was exaggerated and affected. "Didn't this episode already end?"
"Yu Mo, you're acting completely unnatural."
"Really? I'm sorry, I'll be more careful next time."
"..."
The four of them set off together for the film set.
The audition environment was very relaxed, and there weren't many people auditioning, so it was Tang Youyou's turn soon.
"Yay, I did it!" Tang Youyou ran over after the audition and said excitedly, "I finally got the lead role! And this time the filming won't wrap up until the thirtieth minute."
Hu Yifei: "Thirty minutes? Aren't you the female lead?"
Tang Youyou nodded naturally: "Yes, but because the female lead was betrayed and lost everything, she will have her face changed and take on a new identity in the first thirty minutes of the first episode, starting over."
"Okay, so she can be considered the female lead."
"Filming starts this afternoon, do you guys want to come and play a cameo role?"
"Is it okay?" Qin Yumo asked excitedly.
Even Hu Yifei was eager to try.
"Of course, but it's a cameo role with no lines, and it seems like all you get is a boxed lunch. The pay is at most that of an extra." Tang Youyou said a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, everyone's just here to have some fun."
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "I'll pass." "If he doesn't want to go, then he doesn't have to," Hu Yifei said. "Could I play a swordsman?"
"Currently, there are only personal bodyguards, and it seems there will be some action scenes."
"sure."
Hu Yifei went to change clothes, and Qin Yumo also got the role of a little maid.
However, a small problem arose after filming began. Because Hu Yifei's fighting skills were too strong, and it was her first time filming, she couldn't help but kick over a group of stuntmen.
"Beautiful!" The martial arts director clapped and cheered. "This young lady's movements are so beautiful! Makeup artist, remove her mask and add another fight scene for her!"
On the other side, Qin Yumo also appeared. The camera only briefly panned across her, but her state was so fitting for the character, so touching, as if she had suffered a great injustice.
"Wait, go change that little maid's clothes, change her into the princess's!"
Tang Youyou, who was waiting on the side, had her chin slightly open.
"This works?"
Two good friends easily got the roles they had always dreamed of, so what did all that time lying around mean?
“But this is good too,” Tang Youyou said. “Everyone gets to be on camera now.”
Director: "This scene is good, don't cut it."
Assistant director: "But this play can only be concentrated in the first episode, we can't squeeze any more out of the plot."
"Then just cut some of the female lead's scenes. We're going to change her face anyway, so a recap will do."
"In the script, the female lead is written out of the story early on!"
"Huh?" Tang Youyou almost vomited blood. "This is a period drama, and I, as the female lead, couldn't even last thirty minutes!"
When they finished work in the evening, Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo returned together.
"Hey, Youyou, why did you change your clothes beforehand?"
"I've already finished filming," Tang Youyou said with a look of regret.
It's a period drama, and the female lead didn't die, so I didn't even have the chance to become a portrait of the male and female leads kissing.
"Stop talking about me, how are you guys? Did you have fun making your cameo appearances?" Tang Youyou changed her mood in a second.
"I never want to film again." Qin Yumo shook her head. "That director kept making me think about my saddest experience. The more I thought about it, the sadder I became. The sadder I became, the more he said it was good and the happier he was. I have never seen such a cruel man."
"They were just helping you get into the mood," Tang Youyou explained. "Yifei, what about you?"
"I really enjoyed the action, but I could only do the moves, not really put any force into it, which was a little uncomfortable." Hu Yifei twisted her shoulders. "By the way, the director said he would keep this scene for me."
“Me too.” Qin Yumo nodded.
"Snap—"
"What broke?"
"It's my broken heart as an actor!"
"..."
The four of them returned to the Love Apartment together. As soon as they got upstairs, they found a group of beautiful women waiting outside the door, and each of them had a number on her body.
"What are you doing?" Hu Yifei frowned.
I never expected that someone would cause such a commotion when I was only away from home for a day.
A woman with a cat-like gait approached and sized them up: "Who are you?"
"The owner of this place!"
"You got into character pretty quickly, but whether it works or not is up to the judges."
"Judges?" *N
"What exactly happened?"
"Mr. Guan Gu is holding a public selection for a wife. As you can see, everyone here is here for an interview. The competition is fierce."
"Guan Gu?! I knew something was wrong with him a long time ago. He really is a wolf in sheep's clothing."
"There might be some misunderstanding," Tang Youyou said softly.
"Let's go take a look."
When they arrived, they saw Guan Gu Shenqi and Lu Ziqiao had set up a table in the living room of 3602, where a group of people were conducting interviews.
"Very good, you're eliminated. Next group."
Lu Ziqiao looked down and flipped through the documents, casually filtering out those with bra sizes below C.
However, he couldn't wait for the self-introduction, so he couldn't help but look up.
"You...you guys are back!" His eyes narrowed.
"Lu Ziqiao, what tricks are you up to now?" Hu Yifei asked angrily.
Lu Ziqiao explained, "Actually, I was trying to help Guan Gu choose a wife because he's in trouble right now."
"So you eliminated all girls with a bust size smaller than 36C?"
"..."
"And you, Guan Gu, you knew he was unreliable, yet you still joined in his antics."
“But I’m really anxious right now, and here’s what happened…” Guan Gu suddenly looked up.
The others also looked up.
Tan Wenjie: "Wait a minute, what are you doing?"
"Shh, keep up!" Qin Yumo pulled him along.
“That was a year ago,” Guan Gu’s voice trailed off.
I can picture it!
The gist of the story is that a year ago, Guan Gu accidentally saved a girl named Xin Ling who had a heart condition. Xin Ling had been in contact with him ever since, but recently she was discharged from the hospital and wanted to marry Guan Gu to repay him.
Forced into a corner, Guan Gu had no choice but to lie and say that he was already married and had a wife, but Xin Ling still insisted on coming to his door.
"So that's how the open selection of wives came about?"
"Otherwise, I really don't know how to find a good wife who can make Xinling back down in a single day."
"Sure, it's one thing for Lu Ziqiao to be blind, but I didn't expect you to have no taste either," Hu Yifei scoffed. "Couldn't you find a decent wife in 3601 or 3602 who meets your requirements?"
"You mean..." Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly realized, and slapped his forehead hard, "I actually forgot!"
“Youyou is cute and an actress.” Guan Gu nodded. “Yu Mo is beautiful and very gentle.”
"There's more," Hu Yifei reminded her, "there's some in this room."
"Brother Jie, or Ziqiao? But they're both men."
"I'm talking about myself!" Hu Yifei exclaimed angrily.
"..." Everyone fell silent.
Lu Ziqiao, seemingly unafraid of death, retorted, "He might categorize you as above men."
A sharp glare flew at him, and Lü Ziqiao immediately shut his mouth.
The final result is self-evident: Qin Yumo will definitely be chosen. After all, her sexy yet cute personality is enough to make men fall in love and women give way.
"Wait a minute!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly raised his hand and said, "Guan Gu, since you've made your choice, then I'll gladly accept these beauties."
“Lu Ziqiao, don’t mess around in my name.”
"Don't worry, I will clearly tell them the reasons for their failure." Lu Ziqiao stood up and said with a smile, "Then tonight I will have a good talk with them about acting skills, so that they will not give up and will definitely try again."
"..." *N (End of Chapter)
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