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When she followed, she found that Tan Wenjie had already rushed in front of the kidnapper fox spirit, and behind the fox spirit was a zombie.

The fox spirit girl was terrified when she saw the zombie.

"Quick, save him!"

"A petty thief dares to come here to steal a corpse. I might as well not save him."

"He's my brother. I wrote to him telling him my temporary address, and he must have wanted to come find me, but instead he opened the coffin." The fox-spirit girl then complained to the kidnapper, "Why didn't you say anything when you came? Were you afraid of disturbing Master Tan's rest?"

Even with his thigh bitten, the cripple still had to take the time to nod and howl in agreement.

It's all my fault for thinking too comprehensively. Being a smart person is really too difficult. From now on, I should just listen to instructions and do things properly.

"Then we really need to save him." Although Tan Wenjie said he would save him, he watched as the zombie bit down on the cripple's thigh.

"Aaaaaah!" the kidnapper screamed in agony.

At this moment, Tan Wenjie stepped forward and touched the zombie's forehead with his finger, rendering it unable to move.

Hearing the sound, the old fox woman also came out.

"What... what should we do?"

The cripple's last good leg was also bitten.

Tan Wenjie pondered for a moment, then said solemnly, "Sawing off the leg."

"Huh?" X3
"If the legs aren't amputated, the corpse poison will rise and attack the heart, turning the person into a zombie."

"You...you're not kidding, are you?" the kidnapper asked, trembling.

If I saw off that good leg, I'll go from being a cripple to a paralyzed person. If I get caught stealing chickens in the future, I might as well just sit on the ground and wait to die.

He suspected that Tam Man-kit was planning to frame him, but he couldn't provide any evidence.

Do you walk with a bouncy gait now?

"Yes."

"That makes sense, zombies hop around."

"..." The cripple was silent for a moment before saying, "I only have one leg to begin with, so I have to hop to walk."

Tan Wenjie: "Hahahaha."

Although they didn't manage to trick the kidnapper, it was still quite interesting.

"Alright, I'm not teasing you anymore. Go find some glutinous rice to apply to the wound. Change it when the rice turns black, and it will be fine in a few days." He said, walking back into the house to get a Three Purities Bell. He shook it gently, and the zombie jumped up and followed him.

The body was placed back in the coffin and laid down.

The three fox spirits were left in the courtyard, looking at each other in bewilderment.

They tried to steal a chicken but ended up losing their rice instead, and were even bitten by a zombie. Although the three of them were monsters, they had no skills and did not know any magic. They couldn't even deal with a single zombie.

It seems that we need to plan ahead before we can steal the treasure.

The old fox gave the girl a look: "Hurry up and go!"

The girl immediately understood and cried out in a sweet voice, "My lord, zombies are so scary! I'm afraid~~"

……

The clouds parted, and a celestial official with a warm smile rode a cloud slowly towards the Southern Heavenly Gate.

Before even reaching the South Heavenly Gate, his sharp eyes swept over the demon-revealing mirror hanging on the gate.

This treasure isn't actually that useful; it only makes certain transformation techniques vulnerable to it, allowing the guards at the South Heavenly Gate to capture people at any time.

Once he got closer, the sharpness in his eyes disappeared, making it impossible to tell that anything was amiss.

Just then, a bird-beaked deity with a bright red body walked into the South Heavenly Gate. It had wings growing from its ribs and its body was wrapped in arcs of electricity.

Seeing this, the little immortal official quickened his pace, wanting to follow the other party into the door, but was stopped by a large hand.

"What are you doing?" The one who raised his hand was one of the Southern Heavenly Gate Generals.

"This humble immortal has discovered a promising talent with a destiny for immortality and wishes to submit it for approval," the junior immortal official replied respectfully, though his eyes kept glancing at the bird-beaked deity.

An arc of electricity flew over and landed on the little immortal official's hair, making his hair stand up instantly. The other gods couldn't help but grin when they saw this.

The little fairy quickly raised his hand and touched his head twice, pressing his hair down, forcing a forced smile without daring to show any anger.

The divine general blocking the way said, "This is the South Heavenly Gate. The Thunder God and Lightning Goddess have just returned. Later, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals will be passing by with drums and gongs. The Jade Emperor will be looking this way from the Golden Palace. How dare you, a mere celestial official, sneak into the procession and disgrace the majesty of the heavenly soldiers and generals?"

"Huh? But I still have to..."

"Go through that side door!" The divine general pointed, and there was indeed a side door in the direction he was pointing.

It wasn't particularly eye-catching, and even at this time, fairy maidens were going in and out of it.

So it turns out the Heavenly Court prefers vanity projects.

The little immortal nodded to indicate that he understood, and calmly walked towards the side door, thus blatantly bypassing the demon-revealing mirror at the South Heavenly Gate.

The only hurdle was thus overcome from within.

This person was none other than Demon Lord Tan Wenjie. He was confident that he could wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace, but he didn't know much about the Heavenly Court in this world. He originally planned to take advantage of the chaos and use magic to cover the eyes of all the gatekeepers of the Southern Heavenly Gate, but he didn't expect to have an unexpected surprise.

Even with his extremely high magical power, he couldn't guarantee that he could deceive every divine general.

Now, taking shortcuts is a perfectly legitimate way to bypass the detection.

After entering, Demon Lord Tan Wenjie followed the crowd forward. Unexpectedly, after walking for a while, he found himself in the imperial kitchen. The gods in charge of cooking were sweating profusely in the heat, and some strongmen were carrying wine back and forth.

He walked over to one of the strongmen and reached out to help carry a jar of wine.

The other person glanced at him but said nothing.

Demon Lord Tan Wenjie spoke up, seemingly casually discussing gossip, and asked, "Have you heard about that matter?"

"That matter?" The strongman, who had been feeling bored due to the dullness, immediately perked up, and even some of the other strongmen around him slowly moved closer.

The life of a deity who can only do manual labor is very boring. They have neither good looks nor strength, neither strength nor magic weapons, and neither magic weapons nor abilities. Although they are in the Heavenly Court, they are actually at the very bottom. Only by secretly gossiping can they fill the void in their spiritual life.

At this time, both the fairy maidens pouring the wine and the strongmen carrying it would prick up their ears to listen.

"Yeah, I heard that so-and-so and so-and-so actually defied the heavenly rules, and... well, they did... well, and then..."

Someone subconsciously added and asked, "Are you talking about Red Feather Boy and Dream Lotus Fairy?"

Demon Lord Tan Wenjie immediately nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!"

The terms "child" and "fairy" don't sound like a good match at all.

Once someone started, all sorts of gossip started popping up uncontrollably, making it a thoroughly enjoyable experience for the listeners.

This includes determining which deity is the strongest, which deity has the most powerful backing, and which deity has the most influential connections that you should never provoke.

After everyone nodded with lingering interest, they turned around and realized that the figure who had asked the question at the beginning had disappeared.

"Nezha and Yang Jian are not among the Heavenly Generals of this world..." Demon Lord Tan Wenjie frowned in thought.

Although he had never met Yuan Gong, who stole the Heavenly Book, he was certain that the other party's strength was only average among the immortals. Moreover, the number of heavenly soldiers and generals in this world was no less than that of other worlds, so their actual combat level was probably not much different.

"You, you..." Suddenly, a burly god appeared in the distance, his left hand on his hip and his right hand pointing at Demon Lord Tan Wenjie, shouting, "Come here!" "Immortal, what are your orders?" Demon Lord Tan Wenjie approached with a fawning smile.

He is even more unscrupulous than the original Tan Wenjie, and he will stop at nothing to achieve his goals. A mere smile is nothing to him.

"We're short of wine up ahead, go and get a few jars."

"Yes."

Demon Lord Tan Wenjie received the order and walked back. After explaining his purpose, he received a response that he could carry as much wine as he wanted. Since the heavenly soldiers and generals wanted to drink, he could carry as much as he could.

However, he still took the opportunity to taste it. The wine tasted quite good, but it lacked spiritual energy. Drinking too much of it would only have a diuretic effect and no other benefits.

He carried a jar of wine in one hand and headed towards the military camp where the heavenly soldiers and generals were located. He was only slightly stopped at the gate, and after confirming that Tan Wenjie was one of his own, he was easily allowed to pass.

As I entered the victory celebration banquet, I heard the heavenly soldiers and generals inside boasting.

“That monster is no joke. If our general hadn’t been able to grow to be as big as a mountain and crush it with one stomp, we would probably have had a fierce battle.”

"Yes, the monster's iron skin, which even divine weapons couldn't pierce, was pierced by the general's spear and hung on the spear."

"And there's more, and there's more..."

"Hey, you there!" A soldier saw Tan Wenjie carrying a wine jar and beckoned to him, "Come over here and pour some wine!"

"Yes." Demon Lord Tan Wenjie took the initiative to pour wine, and naturally stayed to listen to these heavenly soldiers and generals chatter.

The group started talking about the expedition, including some battles and the names of many fierce generals in the Heavenly Court.

The most familiar one is the Jade Emperor, but this Jade Emperor is not the same as the Jade Emperor of the past.

It is said that there is a lamp on its head that burns continuously. No one knows what will happen after the lamp goes out, but every time the flame is seen burning, the gods are certain that the three realms are operating smoothly.

A celestial general with a golden mace at his waist walked up and said to the table of celestial soldiers that Tan Wenjie was serving wine: "It's time to punish that sow dragon in the mortal realm again. This time it's your turn. Don't forget."

"Yes."

As the heavenly general turned to leave, Demon Lord Tan Wenjie, taking advantage of the moment while pouring wine, asked the drunken heavenly soldier beside him, "My lord, what sow dragon is this that you have to make a special trip for?"

Dragons are powerful beings in the mortal realm, but the vast majority of them are not true dragons. Even some cultivators who have not yet become immortals can fight them, let alone heavenly soldiers and generals.

"It's right here at Black Dragon Pool." Tianbing exhaled a breath of alcohol before continuing, "That sow dragon's supernatural abilities are extraordinary. It is proficient in transformation and magic, can ride the clouds and mist, summon wind and rain, and breathe fire and thunder. It is a complete calamity beast and evil dragon."

"Since it's a wicked dragon, why not just kill it?"

“That won’t do!” The heavenly soldier shook his head. “Those were banished from heaven to earth.”

Demon Lord Tan Wenjie nodded in realization.

So he got it from connections. Now he understands.

In any world, the interpersonal relationships of the gods are always the top priority.

"And ah..."

"And what?"

As if realizing he was being too eager, Demon Lord Tan Wenjie quickly covered his mouth and whispered, "This humble god didn't inquire on purpose."

The heavenly soldiers and generals laughed heartily: "This is not some secret that cannot be told, but you must not tell anyone else that the sow dragon is destined to meet someone who can paint the dragon's eyes, but now that it is a mortal, it cannot see clearly."

"I see."

The evil dragon is just the trigger; the main target is "that person."

"Where is it?" he asked casually as he poured the wine.

“Black Dragon Pool.” The heavenly soldier didn’t care at all. He squinted and poured himself another cup of wine before saying, “As long as it hides in the Black Dragon Pool and doesn’t come out to cause trouble, no one will bother with it. The heavens will just whip it every three days to make sure it doesn’t escape.”

Tan Wenjie's "love for talent" arose. He might not be able to go himself, but he could send his main body to do so.

That "Gold and Silver Mountain Map" was too empty. It would be perfect to subdue some water-related natural disasters and evil beasts. Besides, he also wanted to see what kind of "genius" was capable of adding the finishing touch to the painting.

The banquet ended hastily, and the drunken heavenly soldiers quickly tidied themselves up before heading towards the South Heavenly Gate. However, they encountered a kind old immortal on their way out and were asked to stay and catch up.

Demon Lord Tan Wenjie took the opportunity to go out through the side door and sent a message by making a hand seal.

Then he turned around and walked back, nodding and greeting the heavenly soldiers and generals stationed at the South Heavenly Gate, and thus entered the South Heavenly Gate through the side gate in a dignified manner.

In the heavens, a mere moment is enough, but on earth, two months have passed.

Since being frightened by the zombie last time, the three fox spirits have become much more obedient, thinking of ways to swindle and cheat, and at the same time, how to steal the treasure from Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie, who was practicing drawing in the room, suddenly stopped.

He received a message from "himself".

"Black Dragon Pool, Sow Dragon, the finishing touch to a dragon painting?"

Thinking about this information, he got up and walked out. Perhaps hearing the sound of him opening the door, the fox girl came in, clutching a pink handkerchief.

"Is my lord going out?"

"Yes."

Tan Wenjie nodded, naturally pulling the fox spirit into his arms and stroking the back of her head. He had no ulterior motives, treating her simply as a fox that could transform into a human, and casually petted her.

With his cultivation level too high and his Taoist power too strong, it was difficult for him to force himself against this little demon who had not learned any transformation techniques and only knew some illusions.

If you don't consciously control your eyes, what you see when you look down isn't a beautiful woman with a lovely face, but a fox's face with a human smile.

Tan Wenjie replied, "I get bored staying at home, so I go to a brothel to drink and relax."

The fox girl's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly asked, "Will we be gone for a long time?"

“Not long,” Tan Wenjie shook his head. “It could be as short as half an hour, or as long as several months.”

"..."

That means I could come back at any time.

She lay listlessly on Tan Wenjie, taking a few deep breaths and savoring the faint fragrance emanating from him.

In the end, all he said was, "My lord, you must have a wonderful time."

"Don't worry, I won't come back until I've had my fill."

Leaving his embrace, the fox spirit waved her handkerchief, watching Tan Wenjie push open the mortuary door and leave, like a virtuous wife and loving mother. As soon as the door closed, she immediately turned around and walked towards her own room.

The three foxes reunited in the room.

"It's noon now!"

"I've prepared the black dog blood."

"I've also prepared a rooster."

"And glutinous rice."

The three fox spirits exchanged glances, their eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Attack!" X3 (End of Chapter)